Kid Rock - Early Mornin' Stoned Pimp Lyrics
A ha ha, that's right motherfuckers
I'm Back.
This is the true story about mackin
Check it
Times are changin'
More so each year,
But the Early Mornin'
Stoned Pimp is here.
So let it rain, and let the guitar rock
And if ya me yawn
Just drop that top
Come on...
Hey hey hey
Well well well well
Hey hey hey
And I be catchin' them northern pike
Like on a ten pound test
Success, never fess, take a guess
I be the early mornin' stoned pimp,
Straight limpin,
Boone's Farm drinkin,
At the party big booty pinchin'
Chillin, like a villian, balloon fillin Whack MC killin, the fine ho drillin
With the million dollar talent
And the ten cent brain,
Been gone too long, too much cocaine,
But now that I'm back, on the block
I'm ready to rock
Left to right, all night
My game's tight, I wish you might
Take a bite
Out of this here toxic, melodic, neurotic product
Fresh from the harvest
Who'll be the largest, hardest smartest label in town
Top Dog get down
Radio won't play me, but still I got the kids around
the world goin' Kid Rock crazy
Wicked witches be flyin' on broomsticks,
Kid Rock be comin' with the boom boom boom biatch
I from the sticks biatch
Straight from the RO
"Kid Rock I ain'ts no bitch"
Ah, yes you are ho
So quit frontin' like ya don't know,
when I step straight into the party with my homeboy
Tino
"What's up?"
So get a good look bro
Get a good gander
I'm made in Detroit
but my name aint Stanzler
Spreadin' like a cancer, a virus
While you're lookin' really gay like fuckin' Billy Ray Cyrus
I'm the highest MC of all time
Got my mind on the D
And the D on my mind And the line gets drawn when my eyes can't see
Hit me twice with the Tussin and the morphine IV
I be
What they call an O-G bitch
I'm the motherfuckin' Early Mornin' Stoned Pimp
Now throw your hands in the air and let's rock y'all
Just throw your hands up high, hip hop y'all
Just throw your hands in the air and let's rock y'all
Because the Detroit party don't stop y'all
Just throw your hands up high, let's rock y'all
Just throw your hands side to side, hip hop y'all
Just throw your hands up high, let's rock y'all
Because the Kid Rock party don't stop y'all
Now I'm the self made mack on a mountain on Mars
Got the money green cut it with the high roll clause
A Lincoln Continental and a Gran Marquis
Rag top, drop down, rollin' on chrome D's bitch
The purple furs and the gold trim glasses
I only bust the fat asses
And I don't be givin a fuck who da hell can rap better than me
Cause I'm a true fuckin' player and I mack like a real G H-I-J-K, L-M-N-O-P is for pimpin,
Early mornin' stoned pimpin
I been down, been around,
From the bottom to the top
Partyin' down with the slimmies in the cities that I rock
Ooh baby, baby, baby let me love ya
Or if you wanna get your freak on, I'll just fuck ya
With the Ooh, ahh, ooh, ooh, ooh ahhh, biatch, shit
Im the Early Morning Stoned Pi-imp
Hey hey hey
Come on yo.
Now throw your hands in the air and let's rock y'all
Just throw your hands up high, hip hop y'all
Just throw your hands in the air and let's rock y'all
Because the Detroit party don't stop y'all
Just throw your hands up high, let's rock y'all
Just throw your hands side to side, hip hop y'all
Just throw your hands up high, let's rock y'all
Because the Kid Rock party don't stop y'all
My name is Tino, you know
Baby let's get funky,
I'm like Lenny Bruce girl but I ain't no goddamn junkie
Cruisin' with the Kid in my '71
To the crib of love
Gonna get us some, ladies
We keep em on a string ah
Midgets in the house wanna smell my finger
Comin' for ya baby cause your so sure bumpin'
How do ya like me now in my brand new Turban
I'm a natural born hoodlum
Not George Raft
One of these days you kids will pay for my autograph
So groove baby, groove baby call your mama
I'm like John Lee Hooker baby
I got the boogie drama
With the boogie drama
With the boogie drama
With the boogie drama
Ridin' around the neighborhood
Me and Kid Rock were up to no good
With the boogie drama
With your leather miniskirt and we got some wine
Playin' the radio ya look so fine
With the boogie drama
With the boogie drama
Let's get funky, that's my job
Punchin' 9 ta 5, 7 times, times 24, times 12
Day in and day out
Let's get funky
Come on everybody
With the boogie drama
With the boogie drama
With the boogie drama
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Kid Rock Early Mornin' Stoned Pimp Comments
Bumping in 2020
2019 been down with this md since jump its 2020, 55 and still alive
Who's Still Down in 2020 !!!
Road Trip brought me here
🔥The Legend🔥 still in 2019! I miss this Kid Rock!
Just keep coming.....Americans forget were real music came from.....uon the list kid......every writers calls bitches, bitches....I, personally don't like it..... but fuck it,,....everyone doing it....... but label eminem as a hater/ racist...ok, just by cannon...,..,.,..,.and HE ain't SHIT......hahahah...
Dayummmmm yes tokin feel it====😁😁
I dect this song by kid rock all the assholes around bealeave life they going take from me in dream,s kid rock keep it up bro
How can you not love a music artist who can do it all!? Country ,rap, rock,Metal..? when its real ,you feel it !
Props to Bryan Scott Rogers..miss You already goddammit💖🍄💖🍄
who else is still rockin' Kid in 2019? and btw he just announced yesterday on twitter hes got a new record and tour coming for 2020
Cocaine and weed to balance it out. Take a shot.
hellyeah
I remember buying the soundtrack to road trip when I was about 15 and properly discovered this....
Road trip brought me here
Michigan for trump 2020 💪
And little dude
He sounds like me!!!
cocaine is a hell of a drug I'm Rick James bitch!
Man I swear this song was hiding from me until I watched "Road Trip" 2 years ago but now I know this alone made me love the kid!
They took the history of rock n roll off iTunes what the fuccckkk???
xWORLDxCHAMPIONx I’m trying to figure out why they do that. I’ve noticed it on other music as well.
William Nanney yeah there’s a few others
Boones farm drinkin???
cocaine is a hell of a drug I'm Rick James bitch!
This beat is slick n' sick!
Love THIS. Should be the theme of every nerdy guy in high school and college lol
Some shit to cruise the lowrider trike for some coffee right after sunrise on a Saturday morning.
5th grade,that is all i can say <3 thanks Kid Rock
I play alot of his songs on my electric guitar
Literally the worst song ever
For some reason this song brings out my pimp limp
Stay up all night...gotta play this before noon. The kid is good with me. Blake, you were a nerdy greek geek?
stone cold, roadtrip, from a nerdy geek to a stone cold player
Oh and mad props to Jimmy Bones
Joe C irreplaceable. Never expendable. Rip. Band was never the same after you left us.
Esketit!!!!
Still love this 🙂❤️
Stone cold pimpin
Kid Rock can Hank out with Hank Williams Jr and take lessons all he wants it made him a better artist
You motherfuckers don't know SHIT about this 🎵😎 #PimpForeva
Joe c is badass
For some reason, this song brings out the pimp limp.
Lol it for real does haha
A self-made MaC
Who's still down with Kid Rock in 2019???..
@DrunkOutlawBLS me too
@BombTubeJamz lol yup
Sorry, but he is no longer pimp of the nation. He’s just another Bro-Cuntry douchebag.
This & Syphon Filter 2 pair well together
Hesa bahhhhhd muthah fuhhhkahh
This is the true story about mackin
Check it
Times are changin'
Talk about it
More so each year,
But the Early Mornin'
Stoned Pimp is here
So let it rain, and let the guitar rock
And if ya here me yawn
Just drop that top
Come on
Hey hey hey
Well well well well
Hey hey hey
Well well well well
And I be catchin' them northern pike
Like on a ten pound test
Success, never fess, take a guess
I be the early mornin' stoned pimp
Straight limpi,
Boone's Farm drinkin
At the party big booty pinchin'
Chillin, like a villain, balloon fillin
Whack MC killin, the fine ho drillin
With the million dollar talent
And the ten cent brain,
Been gone too long, too much cocaine,
But now that I'm back, on the block
I'm ready to rock
Left to right, all night
My game's tight, I wish you might
Take a bite
Out of this here toxic, melodic, neurotic product
Fresh from the harvest
Who'll be the largest, hardest smartest label in town
Top Dog get down
Radio won't play me, but still I got the kids around
The world goin' Kid Rock crazy
Wicked witches be flyin' on broomsticks
Kid Rock be comin' with the boom boom boom biatch
I from the sticks biatch
Straight from the RO
"Kid Rock I ain'ts no bitch"
Ah, yes you are ho
So quit frontin' like ya don't know,
When I step straight into the party with my homeboy Tino
"What's up?"
So get a good look bro
Get a good gander
I'm made in Detroit
But my name ain't Stanzler
Spreadin' like a cancer, a virus
While you're lookin' really gay like fuckin' Billy Ray Cyrus
I'm the highest MC of all time
Got my mind on the D
And the D on my mind
And the line gets drawn when my eyes can't see
Hit me twice with the Tussin and the morphine IV
I be, what they call an O-G bitch
I'm the motherfuckin' Early Mornin' Stoned Pimp
Now throw your hands in the air and let's rock y'all
Just throw your hands up high, hip hop y'all
Just throw your hands in the air and let's rock y'all
Because the Detroit party don't stop y'all
Just throw your hands up high, let's rock y'all
Just throw your hands side to side, hip hop y'all
Just throw your hands up high, let's rock y'all
Because the Kid Rock party don't stop y'all
Now I'm the self made mack on a mountain on Mars
Got the money green cut it with the high roll clause
A Lincoln Continental and a Grand Marquis
Rag top, drop down, rollin' on chrome D's biatch
The purple furs and the gold trim glasses
I only bust the fat asses
And I don't be givin a fuck who da hell can rap better than me
'Cause I'm a true fuckin' player and I mack like a real G
H-I-J-K, L-M-N-O-P is for pimpin
Early mornin' stoned pimpin
I been down, been around
From the bottom to the top
Partyin' down with the slimmies in the cities that I rock
Ooh baby, baby, baby let me love ya
Or if you want to get your freak on, I'll just fuck ya
With the Ooh, ahh, ooh, ooh, ooh ahhh, biatch, shit
I'm the Early Morning Stoned Pimp
Hey hey hey
Come on yo
Now throw your hands in the air and let's rock y'all
Just throw your hands up high, hip hop y'all
Just throw your hands in the air and let's rock y'all
Because the Detroit party don't stop y'all
Just throw your hands up high, let's rock y'all
Just throw your hands side to side, hip hop y'all
Just throw your hands up high, let's rock y'all
Because the Kid Rock party don't stop y'all
I'm Joe see bitch
Let me get them digits
I might be a little small hoe
But I ain't no god damn midget
So stick it up your ass where the sun don't shine
I'm verticly challenged, your verticly blind
I'm 3 foot 9, it's 10 foot long
I'm gonna smack that ass after I pack this bong
I can flow on like all night long
'Til the break of dawn
'Til the early morn
I'm a thorn in your side
Can you feel me stickin
80 pills a day bitch, I ain't bullshittin
So groove baby groove baby call your momma
I'm like Charlie Hooker girl
I got the boogie drama
With the boogie drama
With the boogie drama
With the boogie drama
Ridin' around the neighborhood
Me and Kid Rock were up to no good
With the boogie drama
With your leather miniskirt and we got some wine
Playin' the radio ya look so fine
With the boogie drama
Well, Well, Well, baby
With the boogie drama
Let's get funky, that's my job
Punchin' 9 to 5, 7 times, times 24, times 12
Day in and day out
Let's get funky
Come on everybody
With the boogie drama
With the boogie drama
With the boogie drama
a true story about mack’n
And it's 6:30am out of liquor.
I'm so itchy!?!!
boomboomboom!!! 🤘
2:17 why did they do this? It just sounds odd
BlueJay to edit out Cyrus when he says Billy Rae Cyrus
mackin’ 🇺🇸
Road trip sent me here !!
Like O'fallon Illinois
Is Detroit in like southern Illinois?
Michigan
always so friendly
Rip Joe c . I respect kid rock for helping him out. Good people good vibes
Who the fuck is here cause of road trip
Just had to be done
I play this song like play it for my sisdter
Kid rock keep it up dud good song very ..but the song is so true i feel ya dud
I love pimps.
You like when I am the kid MF rock don't you Sally? my Dick gets so hard for you. I am the early morning stoned pimp. FIREBIRD
Bangin..
The early mornin stoned pimp is here.......
The kid wants to jumpin jam
he aint no fuckin flim flam
I love this song
Self. Made Mac on a mountain of moss!!!
This voice was sweet. ❣️😎
😎🖖✌🙌🔥
I am someone
80 pills a day bitch I an’t bull shitting! BEST. LINE. EVER!!!
Been gone too long, too much COCAINE
Kid rock not kid country
love both
I loved this album but I hated how short it was lol
Is 3:45 early mornin?
Cory Martin yes
80 pills bitch I ain’t bullshittin I love that line
Fuckin nasty man. Timeless
The fuck is my xanax at ?
My name's joe c bitch
Kid Rock has such a wide variety of music, he is the shit, detroits real pimp
I'm made in Detroit but my name ain't Stanzler.
Wake up at 5am every day this is my jam I’m blasting this in my bathroom getting ready
And I’m gonna blast it in the truck maybe with a cigarette
I hope you do. One of my all-time favorites.
I wake up every morning in my truck. No shower just cologne. I slap this in my truck with a cigarette and a beer on my way to work.
Switch that cig to a blunt. THEN hell yee
your cool bro
Being a little kid owning this album brought me here... But Road Trip helps too
Ain't no party like a Detroit party. What Up Doe?
Wake and Bake 2018 Anyone??
Best song ever
Nice one, as always! 😊✌💜🇱🇷🇱🇷
it's hard out their for a pimp even a pimp named slick back.
Never did I think about relevance of Joe c (R.I.P.). Try going from 80 pills a day to no pills a day! This is the best life ever! #musicmovesawareness #TheRebelPatient #ExtremeTimeCheaters
DrunkOutlawBLS thats bad azz! I put meeting kid rock on m #TruckItList instead of a bucket list. Thanks for posting I always play kid rock to motivate me to move in the mornings! SCI Life what can I say........
This is a awesome song kid rock is awesome
This is AN AWESOME song learn something and pass that shit on doofis
Love it miss you Joe c kid it off the change
Love❤️
RIP Jose C. I Miss u buddy. Hope u can rap that this in Heaven.
Joe C starts at 4:49
Let's go Kyle we want answers
Who's the guy at :44 that says "well, well well well"? It sounds like a blues man like BB king or something.
that's John Lee Hooker Grandaddy of the Blues Joe C even calls him by name later in the song
outlawing