Kesha - Mr. Watson Lyrics






Oh boy, I just can't wait for history class
It's my favorite hour of the day
My favorite hour of the day
Up on the chalkboard, I just love your ass (mm)
When you write notes it shake, shake, shakes
So when you get back my pop quiz
What will you think when you read this?

Mr. Watson I want to get with you
I won't tell a soul what we're gonna do
Wanna get my hands in your Khaki pants
Teacher, teacher, what you gonna do?
Teacher, what you gonna do?
Cause I am coming on to you

Can't put my finger on what's so sexy
And why I want you in my bed or on your desk
Is it your power, your authority?
Or the thrill of being so so bad
Can I please see you after class?
There is something that I have to ask

Mr. Watson I want to get with you
I won't tell a soul what we're gonna do
Wanna get my hands in your Khaki pants
Teacher, teacher, what you gonna do?
Teacher, what you gonna do?
Cause I am coming on to you

And I know it's a fantasy of yours
You know it's a fantasy of mine
So why waste time?
Let's do this thing tonight

Mr. Watson I want to get with you
I won't tell a soul what we're gonna do
Wanna get my hands in your Khaki pants
Teacher, teacher, what you gonna do?
Teacher, what you gonna do?
Cause I am coming on to you

Mr. Watson I want to get with you
I won't tell a soul what we're gonna do
Wanna get my hands in your Khaki pants
Teacher, teacher, what you gonna do?
Teacher, what you gonna do?
Cause I am coming on to you
Come and get it, mm





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  1. C.... D....

    A fucked up but funny mashup using this would be with teachers pet by Melanie Martinez lol

  2. S.... ....

    When you really need to get an A

  3. B.... ....

    I remember listening to this song back when I was 13 and now I've finished my history master and studying to become a teacher as well. It certainly gets more creepy when you're not the person singing it but being sung about🙃 still incredibly catchy. Kesha's golden

  4. S.... ....

    I want you all to remember this song while going into 2020.

  5. S.... ....

    Wonder what Mr Watson thought when he listened to this.

  6. S.... C....

    This kind of makes me want to kms because my history teacher is called mr watson but eww

  7. L.... ....

    I wish I had hot teachers smh

  8. L.... ....

    Mood 🤣

  9. A.... K....

    Please tell me trust hypocrite anymore before gets keep

  10. �.... ....

    Matt Watson and Ryan magee

  11. H.... B....

    I had to look this up because I didn’t remember if this was real or if it was something my brain made up when I was younger.....

  12. J.... B....

    Well I came here because of Sherlock and now I'm just shook😂

  13. b.... ....

    listen, we’ve all been there

  14. W.... D....

    Aw when I heard annotations were being removed this was the first video that sprang to mind they always seemed funny to me lmao

  15. M.... C....

    I've literally been listening to this for an hour. Help.

  16. O.... ....

    love this song so much!!!! i’m like totes relate!!!!!!!! lolllll

  17. G.... ....

    teachers are hot and also underpaid

  18. N.... G....

    This is an awesome song that disturbs me bc I have a male history teacher and I love history.

    Also plz tell me I'm not the only 1 who falls in love with historical people (i.e: Napoleon)

  19. b.... f....

    If only i was confident enough to leave a note to afformentioned teacher crush, honestly, im so in love i feel like im going to explode into a billion tiny peices of confetti shaped like hearts.

    b.... f....

    thats actually such a cute way to describe it, though i dont approve

  20. B.... C....

    Had a crush on my middle-aged philosophy teacher, totally get it

  21. U.... M....

    FBI OPEN UP

  22. c.... b....

    Pedophilia

  23. R.... Z....

    I'm scared

  24. J.... A....

    2018 anyone?

  25. a.... m....

    2010 was a dark time.

  26. M.... M....

    Mr. Fisher 😇😚

  27. S.... M....

    What was she thinking when she made this....

  28. S.... A....

    I have a history teacher and his last name is Watson

  29. f.... ....

    WHOS FROM ANONYMUS KEN ?

  30. F.... A....

    *FBI OPEN UP*

  31. A.... ....

    ~Mr.Baldi

    A.... ....

    Anononnymouse EXCusemE

  32. G.... ....

    tbh this music scares me

    G.... ....

    Gouja
    ~Mr.Baldi

    G.... ....

    XDD OH NOOO

    G.... ....

    Gouja
    There's already an animation (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  33. T.... O....

    ....*cough* my cute math teacher 😉

  34. 8.... I....

    MR. WATSON RUN!

  35. B.... G....

    i have a math teacher named mr watson and he looks like a bag of bones im gonna cry
    im changing my classes now

  36. A.... K....

    Camila Cabello - Havana

  37. R.... :....

    Reminds me of a teacher in my school. Sadly and happily I'm not in his class because he's a gym coach. I'd chase after him tho tbh. 😂😂

  38. M.... P....

    never liked a teacher but i like this song👌

  39. R.... K....

    This reminds me of Innocent High by BOTDF

  40. k.... b....

    ngl this is catchy as hell but the lyrics 🤔🤔

  41. f.... ....

    My former band teacher was Mr. Watson. He wore khaki pants. I've been sitting here. Casually mortified.

  42. D.... k....

    I'm the only person that came here from that Maplestory video? Oh.

  43. B.... W....

    Ke$ha is so weird but so awesome songs I like her too

  44. T.... S....

    This song omg.

  45. S.... C....

    i know a mr.watson

  46. K.... ....

    does anybody have some ear bleach?

  47. T.... O....

    Kesha must like cougars...

  48. R.... S....

    I keep coming back to read the people talking about how they have Mr. Watsons but they are super unattractive.

    R.... S....

    Me too !!!

  49. B.... L....

    Oh i just cant wait for econ class.
    Its my favorite hour of the day
    Up when you lecture i just love your laugh
    When you smile I shake shake shake

    I love this man. Kill me.

  50. N.... ....

    Am I the only one who is thinking of ezria when I listen to this?😂😂😂

    N.... ....

    omg that was my first thought!!!

  51. A.... ....

    I was looking for Mr. Watson by Cruel Youth, managed to stumble on to this.... instant regret.....

    A.... ....

    need some bleach?

  52. F.... G....

    i just found out about this song

  53. T.... ....

    I'M FUCKING DYYYYING AT THE ENDING OMGGGG

  54. A.... A....

    ..... i was looking for the Cruel Youth song but uhhhh

  55. T.... ....

    OMG this was my teacher last year

  56. A.... S....

    The comment section is full of my people.

  57. S.... Y....

    this is now my favorite song ever anyone watching in 2017 ?

    S.... Y....

    any one else come from kakusaku video

  58. H.... ....

    That description😂 I was 10 when I first saw this video

  59. L.... ....

    wtf did i just listen to

    L.... ....

    the best song ever

  60. J.... B....

    My high school actually has a history teacher called mr Watson and he wears khakis lmao

    J.... B....

    Is he hot?

    J.... B....

    Hey this is dinny how’s csub my guy lmfao fancy meeting u here

    J.... B....

    can only be confirmed Mr. Watson in the song if he's hot

  61. B.... J....

    hey that dude is at my schooland his wife said to search this up to the hischool

  62. R.... K....

    yes i die for this song

  63. M.... B....

    Sherlock's favourite song!

  64. J.... H....

    The Johnlock shippers are here!

    J.... H....

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!

  65. C.... ....

    I have a history teacher called Mr Watson and he's leaving lol 😂

  66. T.... P....

    Your description is A+

  67. B.... S....

    Whats that song at the end where the girl says blonde girl

  68. A.... S....

    OMG I have a maths with a teacher named Mr Watson lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  69. L.... F....

    No, gizem... you're not the only one... XD

  70. K.... L....

    This world can only be cleaned by fire

    K.... L....

    If you spray water. YOU'LL DIE. *INSTANTLY._

    K.... L....

    -Mr Watson

  71. G.... G....

    Am I the only one who thought about John Watson when I saw the title?

    G.... G....

    No , you are not the only one . Jhon Watson is so ... charming <3

    G.... G....

    +Amy Tomlinson :)

    G.... G....

    Honestly I thought of Mary Jane Watson from SpiderMan lmao

    G.... G....

    although it says Mr Watson. On second thought, I might just be really gay for MJ

  72. S.... S....

    I hope I get a teacher called Mr Watson and hopefully he is hot. Then I will sing this to him. Haha

    S.... S....

    Summer Sunlight did you find him yet-

  73. K.... A....

    NOSTALGIC

  74. s.... c....

    NASUJIMA

  75. h.... ....

    Larry isn't real

  76. E.... ....

    My god, John Watson please (I came here because of a Johnlock fanfiction. I am pleased by this well named song 😆👌)

    E.... ....

    +ExcitableNerds i came here because of a sherlock crack video xD the name is: Extravagant Quirky Sherlock (crack Video 8) whats the name of the fanfic? :)

    E.... ....

    +Katy Winters it's on ao3 and it's called Mr. Watson by spadesinspades. It's a bit smutty, so prepare yourself for that haha

    E.... ....

    @ExcitableNerds cool!! Thanks!! :D and i will be prepared xD

  77. C.... ....

    This song is so not her style - but hey! Not necessarily a bad thing! :D

  78. h.... t....

    Come and get I lol

  79. M.... F....

    Mr.Watson as in the one at Wilmot High school???

    M.... F....

    She was raised in Nashville

  80. C.... P....

    why is this not on spotify? I´m so mad hahahahaha

    C.... P....

    it's unreleased, you'll just have to download it

  81. o.... ....

    Such a teen!lock thing... Huh. It should be fanfic based in this song!

    o.... ....

    there is

    o.... ....

    btw gorillaz? good shit

  82. L.... C....

    How has no one written a Johnlock fic based on this song as yet?!

    L.... C....

    I will do this right now!

    L.... C....

    Liyah Cooper There are many teacher john/student sherlock fics out there and they are great

  83. A.... A....

    what is the song at the end?

    A.... A....

    @Alyssa Armstrong thug story by taylor swift and t pain

  84. e.... x....

    Anyone else here from Larry smut 😂😂😂

  85. D.... T....

    @Darling you'll be okay knows who I like and he's a teacher...don't judge me >.< I hate people who judge me...

  86. V.... T....

    I heard this song when i was like 8 or something on my friend's sister's iPod. I then looped it allnight long. This is the first time ive heard it in years, wow

  87. K.... D....

    OMFG i had a teacher with the last name Watson 

  88. l.... r....

    I CAME HERE FOR THE SHERLOCKIANS AND JOHNLOCK!!!!!!!!!!

  89. B.... W....

    Mrs Watson isn't gonna like this...

    B.... W....

    Yeah he will

    B.... W....

    Definetly Miraculous Ladybug.

  90. D.... S....

    I listened to this song when I was in middle school. It was weird because my History teacher's name was Mr.Watson @-@"""

  91. M.... C....

    Its kinda weird my history teacher's name is also Mr Watson and always wears khaki pants... Hmmm. Gross.

  92. P.... ....

    Mr. Watson.... JAWN WAT R U DOIN. JAWN STOP DONT CHEAT ON MARY.

  93. S.... B....

    Omg (im not kidding) my history teacher is called mr.watson and he really old. This sounds so wrong in my ears.

  94. G.... O....

    Reminds me of Kodomo No Jikan, an anime/manga about a girl falling in love with her teacher.. O_o

    G.... O....

    There's an amv using this song...

    It's kinda hilarious though.

    G.... O....

    @Hanny Hope I know it's fun

    G.... O....

    All my teachers are old ._.

  95. S.... G....

    imagine sherlock singing this to john while they're drunk...

  96. l.... &....

    DR WATSON I WANT TO GET WITH YOU