Kesha - Boys Lyrics
Now today class, the topic of the day:
Boys, pretend they're men but they're just
Boys, they're always scratching on their
Toys, well let me tell you something
Bout boys, bout boys, bout boys, bout boys
Tell me Rebecca, what do you know about boys?
Boys are horny in the morning
Then they tell me that they love me
Then I give them what they want
They always take me shopping
Boys will play it like James Dean
Dressing slick and talking butter
Misbehave, I'll go to school
To kick their ass like I'm their mother
Boys, pretend they're men but they're just
Boys, they're always scratching on their
Toys, well let me tell you something
Bout boys, bout boys, bout boys, bout boys
You, there in the front row, Tessa, you
What do you know about boys?
Would you like to share it with the class?
If you looked down my boyfriend's brain
You would see it's kind of roomy
There's some balls and there's a sausage
Always pointing at my boobies
But don't get too complicated
Use big words or talk too quick
You must learn to just be patient
Cause he's thinking with his d—
But if I want somebody to love
Guess I gotta try to put up
With the boys or I could turn gay
No, that's okay
So, if I want somebody to love
I just can't expect too much
From the boys, just use 'em for play
Yeah, that's okay
Boys, pretend they're men but they're just
Boys, they're always scratching on their
Toys, well let me tell you something
Bout boys, bout boys, bout boys, bout boys
So, to sum up today's lesson
Boys, they might have sexy muscles
Or a shiny Lamborghini
But it's probably compensating
For an eeny teeny weenie
Eeny teeny weenie, eeny teeny weenie
Eeny teeny weenie, eeny teeny weenie
So, if I want somebody to love
I just can't expect too much
From the boys, just use 'em for play
Just use them to play with
They're really cute
They're not really good for that much but
They can like run around and you know
You can kind of get down with them
And they're kind of furry and
They kind of smell but sometimes they
Boys are, boys are okay
Parts of them, parts of them are okay
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Kesha Boys Comments
Thank you tiktok
I just come here from tik tok trying to learn the lyrics
The parody of Beastie Boys - Girls
why isn’t this on apple music
Because its a playoff song
For some reason it feels weird that you can polka to this song so well
and that’s on being lesbian
😍💗 I’m in love with this song yo
This is why I’m trans so I can date girls
( ps. I’m a girl but now a boy)
This song is so untrue. Girls cheat
This sounds emo af
This is a bop
1:37 except it says ‘yeah, that’s okay’
there was a daganropa version but i cant find it :(
I can't find this song on spotify-
this NEEDS to be on spotify pls
2:08 for this wondering
Still a lesbian 😂 that wont change but I love this song as a come back to the beastie boys song 😂
Kathy XOXO i never thought of it that way 😂 that’s a nice way to think about it
i cannot believe i had a kesha phase and didn’t know this song til tiktok
When they don't know how to spell too* or their* correctly. 🤩🤩🤩
yeah normal what they do........use them as Toys.
liking this song is lesbian culture
GIRLS BUT IN THE MORNING ITS GIRLS
i forgot about this song im glad tiktok pulled it out of my memory
Haven't seen any niceguys in the comments so far, but I'm the opposite of a nice guy. I'm like the guys described in the song and I still really like it, it's true for most of us (when we're teens)
This song acc scares me ahahhaa
as a huge fan of Girls by Beastie Boys,this is a bop
is this song on itunes?
Nah its a playoff song thats why it isnt
is this song on itunes
2:16 sounds like an intro for Happy Tree Friends
John Arnold Echalar i can’t u hear that now
me, a male: * jams out to this song *
my male friends: “am i a joke to you?”
i loved this song so much when i was younger, now it got popular on tiktok. i love it, kesha is getting more attention too 🥰
I didnt think she made this song xD
AND THATS WHY IM A LESBIAN
I used to be bisexual but I’m now fully lesbian because of this song lol
Oh and I’m the 100th like :3
Yes, gather here lesbians and well tale over the world
nobody:
literally nobody:
Tik Tok: i think im boutta steal !
hahaha i listened to this when musically was a thing
‘Girls’ was stuck in my head and I remembered Kesha made this song...apparently there’s people finding it from tik tok and it makes me feel so OLD.....
low key this is a SERVE
Tiktok come on.. this is such a bad song...
Worst description Of boys I’ve ever gotten
its satire
1:06 My favorite part
ofc its kokichis fav, he loves messing with saihara-chan
I'm here because someone mentioned this song in a "Beastie boys - girls" video.
I remember when this came out 😂😂 still so funny but true.
this is the only song
I never knew Kesha used to sound like Blood on the dance floor....
Nobody gonna mention anything about the spelling errors?
does anyone know what album this was on? I tried to find it on iTunes and I couldn't
im mad because its not on spotify >:( heh
Ikkk it's sooo annoying
And this kids, is why I, a male, am gay.
who came here from the hatsune miku tiktok lol
Maki Harukawa I came because of a Akane Owari cosplay
I think it was a Junko one lmao
I came here from a kaede one
.. i feel so out of place because i didn’t hear it from tik tok? i just had a childhood flashback of my scene cousin dancing to it?
modesa subliminals I remember listening to this song when I was a kid, but just assumed it was some weird fever dream and then suddenly it popped back up on tik tok
i wish this was on itunes
This song is,, adorable tbh
Shows how no matter what we can still put up with boys c: ❤
Why is this so catchy? 😆
As a boy listening to this I can agree that this song is accurate to all the pubescent boys other then me in my class
_3 year old me_: IF YUH LOOK DOWN MY BOYFWENDS BRAIN, YOU CAN SEE ITS KINDA WOOMY!
_11 year old me_: Boys are okay. Parts of em, parts of em are okay...
xx mack xx splatoon reference?
Splxsh Down hell no—
xx mack xx lmao I’m that obsessed when I see woomy I go off
I used to sing this in school when I was five but I never knew why I would get in trouble
Your profile pic is god
Is this song on spotify
the only kesha song i didnt know was by kesha uh----
I here because tictoc
Low key because Ava Leeigh she’s my favourite human on tictoc go away
Tiktok*
Awh I love Ava!
I wish I had your grammar
Oh the nostalgia
1:06 *tik tok has entered the chat*
iF yOu LoOk DoWn My BoYfRiEnD's BrAiN yOu WoUlD sEe ItS kInDa RoOmY tHeRe'S sOmE bAlLs AnD tHeRe'S a SaUsAgE aLwAyS pOiNtInG aT mY bOoBiEs BuT dOn'T gEt ToO cOmPlIcAtEd UsE bIg WoRdS oR tAlK tOo QuIcK, yOu MuSt LeArN tO jUsT bE pAtIeNt CuZ hE's ThInKiNg WiTh HiS-
*cosplay gasp*
LOVE THIS CLAPBACK TO GIRLS BY THE BEASTIE BOYS :)
This actually slaps tho
i done seen this stupid ass bitch on they tiktok fuckin ho had they toes out lickin they lollipop fuckin bitch I cumshoot u on that tongue u fucking cunt says fuck u fukka leave u died in graveyard ho me n my homies sit down in my grandma's house and fucka jack off. My lil homie shot they cum at a picture n he had 2 clean it up cuz my gramma got mad at he hims penus pumped up purple big dick vein make young girlfrien suck my genital veins n tongue da ridge of my dicks I vudoierspe videotape that ho then I show it 2 ever1 on da innernet then that fat bitch kill herselve n I jacking off 2 piture of her alive still not die in coffin like dewwad
delphin bringsby what the absolute fuck are you saying????
yall tik tok bitches LATE
Nobody :
Literally nobody :
Nobody in the world :
Tik tok : hippity hoppity this is now my property
Rlly be like that
hilarious and original!
@fraidae 。。。 oilarious hnd hriginal
where is this song on spotify sksksks
No way you wanna download this
@remo Noticed you replying to every single positive comment on this. Never seen somebody so pressed over such a fun and catchy song.
I legit have looked for it everywhere
Really wish there was a way to listen to this not on YouTube
im gonna pretend like I'm cool because I've listened to this song years before I heard it on tiktok
I love your pfp gcjhcguci
you deserve a medal for your profile pic
Same tho
woah tiktok found it ? :( poo
I’m here bc of Tik Tok lol
Bro this comment section is a fucking goldmine
Beastie boys>kesha
The song "girls"> the song "boys"
omg im dying this song 😂
Its like a parody of the song "girls" tho.... kesha was just pissed
I can't believe the lyrics I had to use to finally find this song.
Jessi Tyson SPILL
😂😂😂
THERES SOME BALLS AND THERE 'S A SAUSAGE-
Jessi Tyson i legit searched up "boys are horny in the morning" lmao
This is just one of her drunken songs probably, I think she's a tad bit more talented then the beastie boys because she still records to this day ;). Even though they were a pretty good band too she doesn't need a band, some girls are exclusive with their talent, and they have their own unique little songs like this, I think it was just something that sounded similar, not my favorite song of hers but certainly catchy.
The beastie boys sold way more than her and they dont perform anymore because one of the band members died so you dont really make sense, plus "girls" was 10x better than this song... come on
remo Thats their opinion..
worst cover ever xD beasty boys 4life motherfuckers
benjaminfder fernande no
Chihiro Fujisaki thank you chihiro rip
Who produced this song??? I need to contact them.
3 years ago I didn't know what this song was about 😂😂 used to play it so loud in the car 🙄🙄
Since u knew how to drive I’m guessing ur like 16 or 17 maybe but how are you not gonna know what this is about ;-;
@・Judith ・ Some people are just _r e a l l y p u r e_ lmao
Le Tru Potato Queen true
This will always be one of my favorite Kesha songs.
Its a ripoff tho
@remo It's a response* A statement.
@Vanesser Ovando a terrible response
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I feel like I'm the only one who sees how disrespectful this is... I mean seriously nobody should have this said about them. Ever.
@Kool Kat 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
It’s satire. It’s a parody of the song “girls” by the beasty boys which is extremely sexist
God I love Kesha
isn't there a girl version to this? 😂😂
rottyhead just read sometimes. These songs weren’t meant to be taken seriously but because they were they ended up growing up, which is more to say than 90% of artists during that time.
@Emma Jean uhmmmmmm dont make songs abt things that arent supposed to be taken seriously if youre a band. also? i have no reason to believe you, your only proof for this is "i kind of knew them" so?
@Emma Jean alright misogynist apologist
rottyhead let me go get some links lol
https://slate.com/culture/2019/01/how-the-beastie-boys-made-amends-for-their-sexist-early-career.html
https://medium.com/@katefustich/the-beastie-boys-feminist-evolution-34d371071663
https://www.avclub.com/beastie-boys-adam-horovitz-i-stand-behind-the-women-1820894061
Use your head! Look things up for fucks sake LMAO
i'm screaming this is hilarious
o3o I love this song
BEST SONG EVER
+Fadi Ghanem I agree.
Girls is better
This is the type of song I used to write. Lol. I love it. Y is it not on the album???
Hahaha this is exactly what boys r like!!! Who agrees???
Me ✊👍👌🖐👏👊👋🏼✌️
+True hearts Love cool. check out my covers on my channel. awesome
Listen to the original version from the beastie boys, "girls"
Now I have heard it all. Weirdest song ever.
This is a play off the song "Girls" by The Beastie Boys, which is extremely sexist. Please appreciate the amazing queen we listen to.
@remo im fully aware lmao I didn't say it wasn't
remo damn bro that comeback was so good
@1-400-Hailey-Darling i didnt need to say any more
one of the beastie boys members married kathleen hanna?????? bro
@ratwoman69 not at the time they made this song
I made my boyfriend listen to this song he didn't even make it to 30 seconds xD
Cause its dificult for them to admit that the way most of them act is because they were brought up that way our just cause people expected them to act that way without being self-opressed,poor boys
are you guys still together
Are u guys still together ???
@Cecilia Lopes I happy you said most of them because some dudes dont act like this and othere are gay so I mean OoF I mean as a dude I fall under the gay title so I mean :]
I hang out with 3 boys I am going to show them this
This is HILARIOUS! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I wanna send this song to every fuckboy in my school
You should
Elliot Zar ѕaмe
doctor who.
Boys: I find this song very offensive and oppressive
Boys: *continue to listen to songs about raping girls, girls with big asses, and etc*
Fuckin double standard
"Boys: continue to listen to songs about raping girls"
Please give me some examples of songs about raping girls.
The original Beastie Boys' song is objectifying girls, seeing them as sex objects. And the girls' symmetrical response for this song, I think, could be Lady Gaga's "Boys, Boys, Boys", where she objectifies boys as sex objects. But as for THIS song, the adequate boys' answer would be a song about all the worst girls have: girls' obnoxious talking, their constant whining, girls' habit of gossiping, spreading rumors, girls' insecurity, stupidity, their bloody periods with stinky vaginas, their egocentrism, etc. That would be the only symmetrical way to answer this song.
Brianna Hoffman agree
Boys rarely say shit like that is offensive😂 girls on the other hand🤷♂️