Kershaw, Nik - Don't Ask Me Lyrics






Mr. K comes out to play
Inquisitive as ever
He'd like to know a bunch of things
He thinks you're pretty clever
The height of Cyd Charisse
The probability of chance
The capital of Turkey
And the president of France
So

Don't ask me, got no genius to mention
And I just don't know what to do, what to do
Don't ask me, I'm the father of invention
And you'll never know what is true, what is true

The origin of species
The date of Waterloo
Oppenheimer's shoe size
And the latitude of Timbuktu
The square root of thrity-eight
Why they call he-goats billy
The weight of Colonel Sanders
And the whereabouts of Chile
So

[Chorus]

Before you go on may I make a suggestion
To get to the truth,
You must first know the question

[Chorus to end]





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  1. T.... K....

    Ol" vinny played with everyone under the sun, Lol, from nik on this album, million for zappa, tori Amos, also played on megadeth's album the system has failed, many more, just crazy

  2. P.... J....

    Masterpiece album by a pop genius.

  3. T.... B....

    Vinnie Colaiuta Genial !!!

  4. t.... e....

    Lyrics:

    Mr. K comes out to play
    Inquisitive as ever
    He'd like to know a bunch of things
    He thinks you're pretty clever
    The height of Cyd Charisse
    The probability of chance
    The capital of Turkey
    And the president of France
    So

    Don't ask me, got no genius to mention
    And I just don't know what to do, what to do
    Don't ask me, I'm the father of invention
    And you'll never know what is true, what is true

    The origin of species
    The date of Waterloo
    Oppenheimer's shoe size
    And the latitude of Timbuktu
    The square root of thirty-eight
    Why they call he-goats billy
    The weight of Colonel Sanders
    And the whereabouts of Chile
    So

    Don't ask me, got no genius to mention
    And I just don't know what to do, what to do
    Don't ask me, I'm the father of invention
    And you'll never know what is true, what is true
    X2

    ~musical interlude~

    Before you go on may I make a suggestion
    To get to the truth,
    You must first know the question

    Don't ask me, got no genius to mention
    And I just don't know what to do, what to do
    Don't ask me, I'm the father of invention
    And you'll never know what is true, what is true
    X3

  5. M.... D....

    There’s a video here on You Tube from drummer Joe Crabtree breaking down the crazy full at the end of this

  6. M.... D....

    What a drum fill at the end of this; only Vinnie could pull this off and his rock solid groove is incredible!

  7. Y.... C....

    thanxxx

  8. A.... L....

    Vinnie colaiuta best drummer ever incredible amazing drum fill for an 1980s pop song!!! amazing minute 3:13

  9. P.... P....

    WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS HAIR DO

  10. B.... C....

    I agree, it's just stunning.

  11. M.... B....

    yeh man.cant beleive pop used to have guys like Vinnie playin on songs.now pop is all bullshit computer.wow.

  12. D.... D....

    Vinnie. It's all been said. Frank Zappa legend. When this song came out i was kn a diet of Metallica & Iron Maiden but this isn't a bad song all told!

  13. S.... w....

    oH i Love Vinnie and Nik!!!!!!!! I hurt my Neck Grooving so hard!

  14. f.... ....

    "Level 42" anyone? .-)

    f.... ....

    Always time for De king

  15. E.... ....

    @bceltics99 ohhhh

  16. E.... ....

    @bceltics99 Colaiuta's fill is nasty? Oh my god, just shut up man, it's one of the best drum fills ever heard.

  17. R.... ....

    ♥dont ask me got no genius to mention ♥

    luv it!!!

  18. n.... ....

    Very nice song and colaiuta's drums, but i've very impressed that Nik Kershaw wrote Chile at lyrics, and i'm From these country, lol.

  19. T.... D....

    Vinnie at his best

  20. E.... B....

    Classic Vinnie... and a great hook from Nik of course!

  21. A.... P....

    epic drum fill

  22. a.... w....

    im sure all his stuff is on itunes now, so my brother says who runs niks forum so he is likely to know. the album 'the works' may be on ebay. if you typed 'nik kershaw' in to facebook there used to be one at the end that was actually 'mick wall' he will tell you anything you need to know. though you could speak to nik at one of his gigs, check his own website for the dates.

  23. M.... B....

    where can i buy this song?

    M.... B....

    It’s from the 1989 album ‘The Works’

  24. b.... ....

    actually Vinnie played on several of the tracks as Porcaro only played on 1.....

    b.... ....

    Jeff Porcaro ,Mike Porcaro and Carlos Vega in my heart !!!Thiago from Brazil !!! Vinnie Genius !!!

  25. j.... ....

    great song.....well played fill from vinnie,,,,
    keep on playing my friend...haha
    :-ppp

  26. I.... R....

    azz! really goooooood!

  27. B.... B....

    Thank you I will check it out!

  28. C.... C....

    heyya
    i got the cd for christmas at a good price
    if you want to know where look n GEMM

  29. B.... B....

    I did´nt posted it, but I wish I could own this CD, awesome!

  30. C.... C....

    where on earth did you get the cd

    C.... C....

    It’s from the 1989 album The Works

  31. B.... B....

    Ok 3:15 then!!

  32. B.... B....

    Vinnies fill at 3:20!!!! He´s sick plain sick!!