Ken Ashcorp - 20 Percent Cooler (Alex S. Remix) Lyrics




[Ken:]
Yeah I own this beat

[Lulz:]
Yeah
Ken A
Alex S
Lulz, Here we go!

[Ken:]
You can call me the king or the ruler
Felon on bass, getting hoarse at the mic
We're getting 20 percent cooler
We had a great day out
Calling my name like Ferris Bueller
It's time to wrap this up
We're getting 20 percent cooler

[Lulz:]
Yeah
Yeah
Here we go, here we go

Yo it's Lulz, with the rhymes and flow
Yeah, breaking the doors down, clearing the floors now
No Phone, just the flyin' pone
Mikin' the mic, going solo,-dash through the sky and Rainboom (Hell yeah!)

I'm in the zone (yeah) Mackin' on the mares
Drawing all the hatin' stares from stallions
Hah, keep makin your excuses losers
(We're getting 20 percent cooler)

Whiplash, manes sway side to side, back to back
Sack to valley, docking rapidly
Missing out? Yo, don't get mad at me
I'm causin' casualties casually annually

Actually, If I were the dean of the university
Straight up I'd be freakin' the faculty
Rocking the girls, swag, ice and moolah, brah
(We're getting 20 percent cooler)

[Ken:]
7 colors in your hair
Get your boots on dear cause we're going out there
Don't care 'bout the dress code
Put it on, let's go
Girls go wild cause we're going "al fresco"
Ha!
No need to perform
Hands on our bodies gonna keep our skills warm
We need social reform cause we're just so criminal
Linguist subliminal, damages minimal

Top percentile, largest fraction
Massive attraction, girl-on-girl action
Stop that, I'm gonna need a redaction
Drop that, you already got your reaction
Me? I'm gonna keep on smiling
You? You're gonna need restyling
I got the quote back
From the jeweler
You're getting 20 percent cooler

We're getting 20 percent cooler
We're getting 20 percent cooler
We're getting 20 percent cooler
We're ge-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-et-

You can call me the king or the ruler
Felon on bass, getting hoarse at the mic
We're getting 20 percent cooler
We had a great day out
Calling my name like Ferris Bueller
It's time to wrap this up
We're getting 20 percent cooler

[Lulz:]
Yeah, here we go

Wrap her up, wrap her up, Penetrate and tangle her
Wrangle her, strangle her, tentacle action
You're probably thinking, "Lulz, you're kinky"
I'm just so spiked by Berry Punch

She gets me hot, It's like I'm Entei
Slug gets it flamin', time to pull it back before we get X-rated
Baby, I like to call it filly makin fools
(We're getting 20 percent cooler)

[Ken:]
Shhh
Reduce that treble
There's an 8 or 9 who think they're on my level
Like a rebel in a bunker getting shelled with a mortar
Bump up and down cause I think you oughta
Place your hand on my thigh
Don't be coy, I can hear you sigh
Grinding your hips, I'll be flashing my pink
And in ten seconds flat you'll be back with a drink

Wooo!
Bring out the Bacardi
Twilight Sparkle up in the party
Tap that, like a phone in the cold war
Room on the third floor, knocking at my front door
Me? I'm kind of a Rarity
You? Work that dexterity
Lean back now, here's what I meant
Getting cooler by 20 percent

You can call me the king or the ruler
Felon on bass, getting hoarse at the mic
We're getting 20 percent cooler
We had a great day out
Calling my name like Ferris Bueller
It's time to wrap this up
We're getting 20 percent cooler

We're getting 20 percent cooler
We're getting 20 percent cooler

You can call me the king or the ruler
We're getting 20 percent cooler
It's time to wrap this up
We're getting 20 percent cooler





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Ken Ashcorp 20 Percent Cooler (Alex S. Remix) Comments
  1. Dragon Ball Goku

    Nice remix bro

  2. Fielynn

    Thanks god!
    I've found it again in my playlist. So much memories <3

  3. Marcel Zed

    From the first moment I heard this song, it became one of my favorites. Don´t know if you'll ever read this comment but just wanted to tell you that you created a true masterpiece.

  4. Twifight Sparkill

    My absolute favourite pony jam.

  5. Sideswipe

    I hate my little pony cartoon but I love this song :D!!

  6. Juan500

    2019 y aún la sigo escuchando, alguien más habla español? :v

    John George Bauer-Buis

    Juan500, yo puedo hablarlo.

  7. Babs likes cartoons

    God, this song is still awesome, but I really wish it wasn't about doing it with Rainbow Dash.

  8. Aaliyah Rosado

    rock and roll man

  9. juice box

    *inhales* #STOPBRONYS

  10. Exodia

    *R.I.P Fandom*
    Edit: I'm back in 2019. The nastalgia really does hurt 😣

    Fielynn

    Indeed... I though I've left those depressions I've wanted to back in 2012, but I think I've got them again just by founding this song... but I'm glad for it

  11. Justin DePriest

    Mass Effect 2 and 3 brought me here.

    TheKhopesh

    ... how tho?

  12. TheBoltMaster

    my fav song that is related to the mlp fandom, most of the other songs i hate. including the fandom itself.

  13. TheBoltMaster

    i like this song, but hate bronies and don't like mlp (at least not anymore, i used to like it)

  14. János Nagy

    Yeah I own this beat
    You can call me the king or the ruler
    Felon on bass, getting hoarse at the mic
    We're getting 20 percent cooler

    We had a great day out
    Calling my name like Ferris Bueller
    It's time to wrap this up
    We're getting 20 percent cooler

    7 colors in your hair
    Get your boots on dear 'cause we're going out there
    Don't care bout the dress code
    Put it on, let's go
    Girls go wild 'cause we're going "al fresco"
    Ha!
    No need to perform
    Hands on our bodies gonna keep our skills warm
    We need social reform 'cause we're just so criminal
    Linguist subliminal, damages minimal

    Top percentile, largest fraction
    Massive attraction, girl-on-girl action
    Stop that, I'm gonna need a redaction
    Drop that, you already got your reaction
    Me? I'm gonna keep on smiling
    You? You're gonna need restyling
    I got the quote back
    From the jeweler
    You're getting 20 percent cooler

    Yeah I own this beat
    You can call me the king or the ruler
    Felon on bass, getting hoarse at the mic
    We're getting 20 percent cooler

    We had a great day out
    Calling my name like Ferris Bueller
    It's time to wrap this up
    We're getting 20 percent cooler

    We're getting 20 percent cooler
    We're getting 20 percent cooler
    We're getting 20 percent cooler
    We're getting 20 percent cooler!

    Shhhhhhhh
    Reduce that treble
    There's an 8 or 9 who think they're on my level
    Like a rebel in a bunker getting shelled with a mortar
    Bump up and down cause I think you ought'a
    Place your hand on my thigh
    Don't be coy, I can hear you sigh
    Grinding your hips, I'll be flashing my pink
    And in ten seconds flat you'll be back with a drink

    Wooo!
    Bring out the Bacardi
    Twilight, Sparkle, up in the party
    Tap that, like a phone in the cold war
    Room on the third floor, knocking at my front door
    Me? I'm kind of a rarity
    You? Work that dexterity
    Lean back now, here's what I meant
    Getting cooler by 20 percent

    Yeah I own this beat
    You can call me the king or the ruler
    Felon on bass, getting hoarse at the mic
    We're getting 20 percent cooler

    We had a great day out
    Calling my name like Ferris Bueller
    It's time to wrap this up
    We're getting 20 percent cooler

  15. Briligion's official YouTube channel

    I CANT STOP THINKING OF SIXTH GRADE NOW

    Peaches

    Bri hits That yeet
    SAME!! It's been so long since I've been in this fandom, I miss the early days :')

  16. Yuki Nagato

    Temazoooooooo!!!!!! :D

  17. Gage Scown

    Been 3 years since I left the Brony community and yet still have this song in some of my playlists

    TheJesterMester JTN

    Dats goalzzz

  18. Matthew Lo

    It was my ringtone.

  19. Drew Benner

    Just remembered this from my pony phase. This is still great, even though I don't like the show anymore.

  20. RottenTotten

    Hey it's bro-step, I recognized from Skrillex's music

  21. Mach Style

    Found this archive and this song. Wanted to say thanks for being you. This song was the fandom back in 2012 and what really set the bar for musicians at the time. Your work has always and will remain some of the best. Keep up the good work and thanks for all the great music back in the fandom's heyday.

  22. Emerald

    0:31

    SkiddleZizKewl!!!

    TheLordKermit

    EmeraldLucario yooooo omg I haven't thought about him in YEARS!!!!

    Matthew Lo

    EmeraldLucario I am here because of him. R.I.P Skiddle.

    Emerald

    Matthew Lo

    You do know he's still making videos, right? He's just not making any more Reaction videos.

  23. Houston Claudel

    No idea what you guys mean about bronies, but this song is awesome. Keep it up

    Catalyst

    bronies are guys and girls (teens to adults) who like the newest generation of My Little Pony. Girls sometimes prefer "pegasister" but either way, same concept. I am a brony myself.

    ExActa

    Alex really seems to like pony themed thumbnails n stuff

    Green x Lady

    ExActa Actually, you might have noticed that the song is pony-related itself. The lyrics reference characters of the show and the song title is a famous quote by Rainbow Dash: ''It needs to be about 20% cooler.'' in the episode 'The art of the dress'.

    John George Bauer-Buis

    This is the particular show that the Brony community is centered around: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Little_Pony:_Friendship_Is_Magic

  24. spookeei

    ssssssseeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxx. that's what this song is about. sex with rainbow dash.

    TheKhopesh

    Sapient alien quadruped lesbian sex, specifically.
    The lyrics specify~
    1) That the person talking is indeed female: "I'll be flashing my pink and in 10 seconds flat you'll be back with a drink" (talking about showing the person she's talking to her vagina, and getting her date to rush and grab an alcoholic beverage in the hopes of getting laid.)
    2) Who the person singing is: "Me? I'm kind of a RARITY."
    3) The only other party-goer mentioned is also female, it's implied that the party is female-only "massive attraction, girl-on-girl action", and that through alcohol and possibly drug use this might become an orgy: "Break out the Bacardi, Twilight Sparkle up in the party."
    And 4) Ignoring the "20% cooler" Rainbow Dash quote, it also says "work that dexterity", implying through process of elimination that Rainbow is indeed the target of Rarity's lust.

  25. Cynep

    Left the fandom though some of the songs art still LIT. ^-^

  26. Crash Hazzard

    it'd be great if this song's legacy was also that of the community at large.
    because this is bangin'

    TheKhopesh

    It was, back when bronies were soley based out of 4chan /b/. (2010-2013 or so)
    Ever since then, it's become more and more corrupted by cringey basement-dwelling retards jumping on after seeing the fandom mentioned/misrepresented on Fox News.
    Imagine an internet subculture era where some truly intelligent and astoundingly creative people all banded around a single, highly a-typical kid's product. Then all the "I fuck my own sister" inbred neckbeards hear about it, and say "What's this, it's okay for me to publicly say I am a sad lonely loser who likes feeling effeminate because the news can't be bothered to fact-check their shit and tell the actual story?"
    And that's how the Brony fandom went from chads/badasses who atypically enjoyed a quality kids show, to snot-swallowing mouth breathers with neckbeards, B.O., and an utter lack of personal hygiene as well as self esteem who dragged said show down into mediocrity.

    Paarrthiv Gopi

    @TheKhopesh Typical 4chan huh? I just found this song through a video game and it sounds good to me. After so many years of said conflict, I wish everyone would stop looking at some hidden meaning and just enjoy the song.

  27. Ghastly Soul

    Won't headbang won't headbang won't headbang won't headbang won't headbang *Headbangs*

  28. Deelara

    Anti bronies be like: Hmm...this song is so good but... im apart of the ABB...what to do

    squaggly CTB

    is the abb still a thing?

    gigantomastiaCuddler

    your picture is pone m8

  29. Bright Light

    that Video is 20% cooler

  30. Izaya Orihara

    Yeah it talks about Ferris of a hilarious movies lol

  31. ul3sses

    Why is this not a music kit in csgo?

  32. Katie Foote

    This is still one of my favorite songs and I do hope it stays up, MLP or not. I don't think good music should be frowned upon for the place it comes from; it should be judged on its own, separately, based off its own qualities, and if you ask me it's great, same with the others.

  33. Nahnae/Candy

    this song is like a rainbow, he's such cool, i cannot stop to list him, thanks for the reapload !

  34. TheAgentRemix

    Found this song in osu beatmaps, lol - I think I've heard it before but this song is fucking awesome..
    (I have never watched that pony thing you talk about and have no idea what you guys are talking about.)

    Alex S. Archive

    lol well that's the awesome thing about it; you don't need to know about ponies to enjoy the song

    John George Bauer-Buis

    The show is great, but like all fandoms there are a few folks who are obnoxious, just don't pay attention to those folks.

  35. Orion-Nebula42

    20%%%%%%%%%%%%%%

  36. AdamofBlastWorks

    I REMEMBER this.
    Or maybe I sae it here first

    DIVINE TENTACLE

    +AdamofBlastWorks you can edit original comments ya know

  37. LadyDemon -CreepyLimon-

    a long time and I still find excellent song OwO

  38. faceLoLROFL360

    Used to be a brony then seen how cringey alot of them are but the music is still great ahh the fucking memories might go back to being a way less cringey brony

    MidnightLunaRose

    The question is, what fandom isn't cringy?

    Bats

    oy the cringe is the best part

    Taiko

    Omg I feel you tbh the music is awesome when I WAS a brony but I wasn't cringy and yet today these songs are amazing still

  39. December

    sweeeet

  40. Gorem

    I love this channel

  41. Zajice

    This is one of my favorite songs of all time, pony related or not. I'll probably be listening to it until the day I die. Alex shouldn't look at his old work with such negativity.

    Eternal Night

    Alex picked the right time to leave, its a cesspool now. I still enjoy the show but i can no longer associate with the fandom.

    lucarioinfamous

    I follow a couple people still, but I'm barely even part of it, now.

    the very first vegan brony

    I agree, he shouldn't look his work with such negativity, because everypony has to start somewhere.

    Momiji Inubawooshiri

    his older stuff was good, but I have to say his newer stuff under Andromulus is better.

    Narrow Speedster

    zajice gimi ur bum also yea this is my fav song aswell

  42. Badger's Den

    Goodness, I've just had a massive flash beck of the arguments in the comments section. Goodness things have moved on, but yet we humans still argue over nothing while leaving what matters behind.

  43. Mirandha

    Awesome song, but the instrumental. I hope you answer. :)

  44. Humza Rahman

    👌🏼👌🏼

  45. D3LTA

    1:49 I'm crying...

    TheBoredVideogameChef

    Maarsh Pllays i think he/she meant 2:49 because of the sex talk XD

    JustARandomRDFan

    @Marie Antoinette nah i think he's/she's good

  46. Rainbow Dash

    Awesome song :-😎☺😎☺😎

  47. Vinyl Fanboy

    Blaze - Aspiration kind of sounds like this. This was also when Blaze went from brony to former brony.

    Vinyl Fanboy

    @Alex S. Music Archive Run Away from DatPhoria also. Non-bronies but brutal and they're Argentinean.

    Alex S. Archive

    Never even heard of them, I'll have to give them a shot

    Draxeid

    +Eduardo Martin Wait The Wooden Toaster is not a Brony anymore?

    Vinyl Fanboy

    @Draxeid Blaze not Glaze

    Draxeid

    @Eduardo Martin Oh dammit they have such simmilar names sorry my bad xD