Kelly Osbourne - Don't Touch Me Lyrics
He picked me up around a quarter to nine,
I was a little shocked that he was right on time.
He was really well mannered as he opened my door,
He seemed like the man I've been looking for.
He took me to a fancy restaurant,
I went to the bathroom and called a couple of friends,
And said: "Oh my god he's such a gentleman"
You wanna have a good time,
As he slipped me some wine.
And then I started to feel really sleepy,
And he had this creepy look in his eyes.
[Chorus 2x]
So don't touch me while I'm sleeping babe,
I just wake up and break your neck.
This will be a date you'll never forget.
I woke in the morning at half past eight,
I couldn't remember what happened to my date.
My stomach was woozy and it didn't feel right,
I couldn't recall a single thing last night.
My best friend Suzie called me on the phone,
And said: "Girl you really had it going on".
If you could imagine the fucking look on my face,
When I finally realized I was a victim of date rape.
I went straight to his work and shoved his face to the wall,
"I hope you had a good time mother fucker, now it's time to say goodbye to your balls".
[Chorus 2x]
The moral of the story, to make myself clear,
Is that all you rapist assholes better run with fear.
I would think twice before your next date,
Cause you'll just end up someone's bitch in cellblock eight.
[Chorus]
So don't touch me while I'm sleeping babe,
I just wake up and break your neck.
So don't touch me while I'm sleeping babe,
I just wake up and break your neck.
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