Kellie Pickler - Things That Never Cross A Man's Mind Lyrics






I need to go shopping
These shoes are all wrong
Just look in my closet
Not a thing to put on
I wonder how these jeans make me look from behind
Things that never cross a man's mind

Lets turn off the TV
Now can't we just talk
Lets lay here and cuddle
Till we both drift off
If we don't make love
That'll be just fine
Things that never cross a man's mind

That joke is too dirty
This steak is too thick
Ain't no way in the world I'll ever finish it
That car is too fast
This beer is too cold
And watching all this football is sure getting old
Wish I was working this weekend
Not on the lake threading my line
Things that never cross a man's mind

Her lips are too red
Her skirt is too tight
Her legs are too long
And her heels are too high
Boy, she looks like the marrying kind
Things that never cross a man's mind

That joke is too dirty
This steak is too thick
Ain't no way in the world I'll ever finish it
That car is too fast
This beer is too cold
And watching all this football is sure getting old
Wish I was working this weekend
Not on the lake threading my line
Things that never cross a man's mind

I feel a little bloated
I think I'm fixing to start
That movie was good except for the violent parts
Brad Pitt is sexy
Why did he change his hair
I knew him and Jenny never had a prayer
These curtains clash with the carpet
The color scheme is a crime
Things that never cross a man's mind
Things that never cross a man's mind





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  1. J.... G....

    We men like tight jeans on women hell yeah 😎 you guys know what im talking about

  2. D.... T....

    I love how suddenly ALL MEN ARE THE FUCKING SAME!!! Some of us have some goddamn common sense still

  3. S.... J....

    Hail Kellie Pickler.!!!!! No shit girl. 😔😎😉👍🤦🙆😂❤🏃👀❤💋🤕💋💋💋 ❤! Yes indeed girl! and this was only 1 min. Into the song. 😂👍💪😉😉😉😉😉

  4. B.... L....

    🤣😄

  5. S.... B....

    Brad and Jenny are back together, and in love. So there. You are stupid, and wrong

  6. D.... W....

    I Love Everything They Are Good Song's I Just Love It!
    they Are All Good.

  7. m.... l....

    Love this sweet lady;

  8. K.... P....

    The guitar riff in the beginning sounds identical to Brooks & Dunn's "Rock My World (Little Country Girl)"

  9. R.... H....

    I love this song and dont see anything offensive by it. Why is it, when a woman sings a song like this, its OFFENSIVE, but if it was sung by a man about a woman, there wouldn't be any remarks about offensive

  10. L.... M....

    I really like this song.

  11. C.... ....

    I personally think it sounded better when the writer sang it. I saw it live at the Red Lodge Songwriter Festival. Good shit.

  12. R.... R....

    Written by Tim Johnson. Brings back fond thoughts of a man that left this planet far too young.

  13. A.... P....

    Im a girl and none of this ever crosses my mind either😂😂 except for brad pitt of course

  14. D.... H....

    Lyrics for Kelly pickler things that never cross a man's mind are wrong. It's not threading my line it's wetting my line.

  15. K.... P....

    I love how it is ok for men to sing songs degrading women and nobody says n e thing but when a woman speaks he opinion of how she views men ppl start taking it offensive ... I'm a huge fan of Kellie pickler and I've been married for seven years and I can sure tell u most of the things she says in this song are dead on.... not too mention how can u take her seriously if u don't know n e thing about her I'm gonna tell u one fact right now she has a huge sense of humor this song was meant to be funny ... so stop getting offended by her ... there are alot worse songs out there go bitch about those songs

    K.... P....

    Kayla Pellegrin

    K.... P....

    This song was written by a man just sayin.

    K.... P....

    Im a guy and in no way to offense to this song. I think its funny tbh.

  16. T.... G....

    Me a call if he can come

  17. J.... C....

    I love Kelli Pickler

  18. J.... C....

    Football never gets old

  19. T.... B....

    too many gender stereotypes in this song lol

  20. K.... m....

    it's just a funny song, everyone stop getting so bent out of shape just because not all men are like that, OBVIOUSLY we know that

  21. B.... P....

    I love fishing and football can never get old

  22. X.... ....

    Football is quite terrible and being forced to go fishing as a child isn't exactly a great way to spend my time anymore.

  23. C.... P....

    My man is all about that cuddling & drifting off without making love 😒😡

    C.... P....

    That's what you think

  24. a.... m....

    love the song

  25. L.... P....

    I have to say I agree with the guys on this one.

  26. d.... c....

    Wow.  Way to enforce gender stereotypes, Kellie.

  27. S.... A....

    My goodness it's just a song. I Love the song

  28. J.... M....

    If her legs are to long is one of the things that never cross there mind then that's good. I'm 5'11 and my height is mostly my legs.

  29. j.... s....

    I think I'm gonna start....No can't say that's ever crossed my mind....One thing that has crossed my mind....Thank God I'm not a woman !!

  30. L.... K....

    Seeing guys get pissed off the comments on this song is hilarious. Men have songs all the time that do a lot worse than "you never think this." It's a song, calm the fuck down.

  31. M.... E....

    PEGATE UN TIRO

  32. C.... J....

    nice words ...ihate the music n her voice

  33. K.... S....

    i love country music and this song is really good and i like it, bc it is true, guys dont listen and  that is hoe guys r.

  34. M.... M....

    Oh my..I've loved country music my entire life, but I'm sorry I don't know what that was, but it was NOT good country music! I must admit I've never been a fan of Kellie Pickler's and I never will be, but I think she dropped to a whole new low with this song. People always complain about when songs are racist and so on, what about this pile of crap song, you can't get any more sexist! Not only that it was just dumb with no substance, or moral to any story(obviously because there was no story) and you will never have a reflective moment after hearing THIS song where you stop and say to yourself, "that was really deep and meaningful" AND I HATE WHEN PEOPLE STEREOTYPE OTHERS! That is a major pet peeve of mine, and I know tons of other people out there. Let's see if Kellie agrees. If you wanna be stereotypical then all blondes MUST be dumb and air-headed, and have absolutely 0 common sense, because stereotypically that is what catagory blondes fit into. Now do you see why I hate stereotyping? Probably not, so I'm gonna stop rambling on, but geez THE MOST MORONIC SONG EVERRR!!!!! Take some lessons from someone with real talent like Martina McBride, Reba McEntire, Carrie Underwood, even Miranda Lambert because she has far more talent than you ever will.

    M.... M....

    @Allison Allen Not that I have to explain to YOU why I was listening to one of Kellie's songs even though I've never cared for her, but I thought I'd listen to her again and see if I felt any different about her music and that's when I ran across this pathetic song! I've never commented on a song before, but this one was SO bad I had too!

    M.... M....

    Why don't you go hate someone else she was just making a song that you could never do as good as she did on!!!

    M.... M....

    Sang not did

    M.... M....

    If you don't like her why are you even listening to her song? Besides it's just a song.

    M.... M....

    Melissa Moutray Could not agree more! Very well said. This is the stupidest and boring song ever. I don't even listen to her. I was looking for a certain song. How wrong to think it would be one of her songs! SMH. I'm a blonde and love your blonde remark! Lol! I think I better go to Carrie Underwood. I'm know sure it's her and not Kelly Pickler.

  35. R.... H....

    Love this song, can always dance to it where ever you are! :D 

  36. R.... O....

    ... For all the girls saying they don't think like this, it's not called "things that cross a woman's mind".. obviously some of it is meant to be taken like that but the part about wishing you were working? Come on..

    R.... O....

    I think they mean, most of these especially the start, are things that stereotypically cross a woman's mind so because it doesn't specify a change that leads you to presume the song says the rest of the things like working all weekend are things women think. 

  37. T.... W....

    even tho i'm a female I think more like a guy then a girl lol

    T.... W....

    Me too.

  38. N.... F....

    loved the song's!

  39. B.... ....

    I cannot stand clashing carpet and curtains. Sends shivers down a spine. Good to know I'm not a man! O_o

  40. L.... R....

    Haven't heard this song in so long...

  41. C.... H....

    It's just a song guys chill

  42. b.... s....

    A great song to follow this with: "I'm still a guy" by Brad Paisley. If you've never heard it do yourself a favor & listen to it.

  43. C.... ....

    Some of these...would pass through a gay man's mind ;p

  44. A.... D....

    Does she write her own songs?

  45. S.... ....

    Haha! Love it!

  46. D.... ....

    I know I have. ; )

  47. C.... M....

    "These curtains clash with the carpet"
    I've bet a guy's thought something similar ;)

  48. S.... R....

    watching football never gets old

  49. x.... ....

    I couldn't help it. The only thing I could think throughout this song was, "Oooh, it changes colors." Darn you, why must you pray upon easily distracted people!!! Lmao

  50. S.... P....

    Wow, sexism and stereotyping all in one catchy song.

  51. k.... d....

    Yeah you do

  52. A.... E....

    No steak is too thick, no joke too dirty, never would want to work when I could be fishing, I never look at boy and hope he's the marrying kind, no car is EVER too fast! I love violent movies, and I don't give a shit about Brad and Jenny. I don't pay attention to color schemes as told by my outfit. I guess I think like a man?

  53. S.... ....

    i love this song

  54. E.... W....

    I'm a girl and I have seen both Speed and Gladiator. You can guess which lines never crossed MY mind. ;)

  55. L.... ....

    love this song!!

  56. A.... J....

    You're lying if you've never thought anything in this song. Especially the first verse. lol.

  57. �.... ....

    Believe me, I'm a girl and half of these things never cross my mind, especially about the shopping stuff.

  58. K.... M....

    gay men think brad pitt is sexy lol

  59. M.... ....

    girls aint nothin lik that good song tho

  60. S.... P....

    i now right???!!!!

  61. S.... P....

    is bad that im a girl and these dont cross my mind????!!!! lol

  62. N.... t....

    But, I love violent movies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:

  63. N.... t....

    One does not simply not finish steak.

  64. N.... t....

    Over half of these things never cross my mind. lol

  65. d.... ....

    what's she talking about? i love the violent parts and i'm a girl.

  66. N.... H....

    im a girl and none of this as has ever crossed my mind

  67. T.... ....

    Ditto, but my boyfriend thinks about most of this stuff so it evens out.

  68. S.... T....

    it's before not b4 you speak English not BINGO!!

  69. A.... W....

    I'm a women and I really don't think Brad Pitt is sexy. Am I the only one who thinks that sometimes he looks a little homeless? I wish they thought about the marrying kind stuff more often.

  70. T.... ....

    I'd rather be fishing than working

  71. K.... T....

    Go back to school - please.

  72. K.... T....

    The "guy" with the frosted hair and designer glasses says yes they do XD
    us men operate on a primitive operating system and hell if we know how to run it, sure as hell don't think about those things. Ladies please quit trying to feminize guys.

  73. Z.... J....

    pretty much...I can't relate to this song XD

  74. Z.... J....

    No, because same here XD

  75. M.... B....

    I think some gay men probably have thought about these things

  76. C.... b....

    does that stick is to thick mean a man would never think he penius is to big

  77. C.... b....

    soo true

  78. s.... c....

    true that girl

  79. c.... ....

    no steak is ever to thick. if i dont finish it i cook it up ina n omelt for breakfast!

  80. G.... M....

    yea none of those things ever cross my mind

  81. C.... ....

    I'm listening to this in 2012 =/ I must be from the future? :D

  82. O.... L....

    I love this song!!!

  83. S.... ....

    You go girl!!!

  84. J.... C....

    Yea. I understand that. Everyone is different. Honestly, songs like this kinda annoy me. Cause to me its saying that all girls like the same things and we don't. That's just my opinion on it anyway.

  85. J.... C....

    No. I'm definitely a girl. I may think like a guy in some ways, but i'm a girl and proud of who i am. I try not to worry about things that don't matter. Such as shoes when i have the ones i need or clothes when i have enough. I may not be a girly girl, but i'm me. I hate when people think that girls have to be like what the song says. Not saying that you think that or anything, i'm just saying.

  86. P.... D....

    I'm the same way. I don't like most of the things she mentioned.

  87. J.... C....

    I don't think about half these things and i'm a girl. I don't care about most of these things. I love watching football, i don't like to shop, a car can't be to fast, i love fishing. Theres more i could go on about, but i don't wanna.

  88. B.... F....

    Is there ANYONE - man or woman - who wishes they were working on the weekend? Probably very few such people, if there are.

  89. B.... F....

    I'm a man, and let's see......I've known I needed to go shopping, needed new shoes, didn't care to watch TV, don't care for fishing, and feel some movies definitely include far more violence than is necessary.

  90. w.... ....

    Yeah...These don't cross my fiance's mind...

  91. V.... ....

    2012 baby!!

  92. K.... S....

    Not once in the song did she say that it crosses a woman's mind. She just said that men don't think these things.

  93. m.... ....

    I know, I know no one who has ever thought about hlaf of these. Especially that steak is too thick. A steak is never too thick!!

  94. k.... k....

    Thuimbs up if u listen to this in 2012

  95. K.... S....

    lol i have weird perverted friends too!

  96. W.... ....

    Exactly! Plus "I wish I was working this weekend" is something I think doesn't really cross ANYONE's mind, so it's not sexist at all.

  97. S.... ....

    nope i'm listening to it in 2012 :)