Keith, Toby - The Taliban Song Lyrics






"I'm just a middle-aged, middle-eastern camel herdin' man
I got a little, 2 bedroom cave here in North Afghanistan
Things used to be real nice and they got out of hand when they moved in
They call themselves the Taliban
(ooooo yeah the taliban) (taliban baby)

Now I ain't seen my wife's face since they came here
They make her wear a scarf over her head that covers her from ear to ear
She loves the desert and the hot white sand
But man she's just like me, nah she can't stand
The Taliban (ooo taliban baby)

You know someday soon we're both gonna saddle up and it'll be
Ride Camel Ride
My old lady she'll be here with me, smilin right by my side
We should do just fine out around Palestine or maybe Turkmenistan
We'll bid a fair adieu and flip the finger to the Taliban
(oh yeah the taliban) (baby)

I know where you comin from brother!
This is a patriotic love song
So y'all feel free to salute if you want,
You got my permission.

Now they attacked New York City cause they thought they could win
Said they would, stand and fight until the very bloody end
Mr Bush got on the phone with Iraq and Iran and said "Now, you
sons-of-bitches you better not be doin any business with the taliban"
(Taliban baby)

So we prayed to Allah with all of our might
Until those big U.S. jets came flyin one night
They dropped little bombs all over their holy land
And man you should have seen em run like rabbits, they ran
(the taliban)

You know someday soon we're both gonna saddle up and it'll be
Ride Camel Ride
My old lady she'll be here with me, smilin right by my side
We should do real fine out around Palestine or maybe Turkmenistan
We'll bid a fair adieu and flip a couple fingers to the Taliban
(oh yeah, taliban)
we'll bid a fair adieu and flip a big boner to The Taliban (baby)"





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  1. A.... H....

    Hey is this based off another song? It sounds familiar, lemme know.

  2. G.... ....

    Do one with isis

  3. A.... F....

    thanks for telling me that was a camel

  4. B.... G....

    Does anyone know any songs that sounds like this? Any Genre...Seriously I’m obsessed with this song!

  5. M.... B....

    At least their wives doesn’t get pregnant while their husbands are away for years lol

  6. J.... M....

    People would think this is racist nowadays. 😆

  7. N.... A....

    Allahu Akbar, Are you winning in Afghanistan America?

  8. k.... a....

    Taliban has fuck American soldiers

  9. D.... F....

    Way too funny.

  10. L.... R....

    And the Taliban are still there. So much for the mighty US military.

  11. T.... ....

    Just a racist recheck.

  12. j.... ....

    9 years ago am still love it

  13. S.... K....

    What a racist song this is and what a racist piece of shit Toby Keith is.

    S.... K....

    What an ignorant, cowardly piece of human feces your type are. Don't worry, your day is coming .. sooner than you think!

  14. m.... ....

    How retarded do you have to be to think Turkmenistan or 9/11 has anything to do with the Taliban?

  15. N.... ....

    Glad this has not been taken down yet

  16. C.... ....

    I love this song so much !!!!could you imagine if it was released now?? The liberals woule freak they would lose their mindsAnd probably declare a ban on all country music🤣🤣😂

  17. A.... A....

    Hell with American army and their barbarism.

  18. J.... M....

    642 liberals disliked this song.

  19. Y.... 2....

    Fucking yankees.

  20. �.... �....

    Fuck for every american becaus his mom and sister is a hor

  21. I.... T....

    If you hate this song leave America.

  22. E.... p....

    Muslims are good, but these ones are bad

  23. F.... N....

    TOYOTA?

  24. f.... ....

    lol how did i end up here? well at least i know what degenerates americans are

  25. R.... E....

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌

  26. D.... T....

    I really hope anybody that likes this song is never capable of EVER having kids. Dumb cousin fuckers.

  27. J.... B....

    wow this is the most un informed song ive ever heard and this guy sales out arenas for him and his dumb ass fans that obivuolsy from the evidence dont know shit about the middle east. Or that the ANA army which we give millions to is is full of child molesters and heroin addicts. And these regions the taliban actually end up being the good guys but its okay cuz America.

    -Alex Bonser.......American.

  28. T.... ....

    GOD BLESS AMERICA AND THE USMC

  29. C.... g....

    FEMA is waiting for you Arabic Terrorist

  30. J.... S....

    Came in honor of uncle don capturing 5 isis fuckheads. USA baby the greatest country of all time

  31. C.... g....

    ISIS wants all of them if I Die You Are hunted ISIS Because look who owns the net

  32. C.... g....

    ISIS Gone They LOVE All Of YOU People have no food because manager s over charged got rec and recording

  33. C.... g....

    Yes I know I don't want to cry

  34. C.... g....

    From Freddog you like me and my wife now

  35. T.... A....

    Jamal juki.

  36. C.... g....

    No killing AMERICAN People

  37. C.... g....

    There not going stop Obama s people must turn them selves in or fight

  38. C.... g....

    See there ready

  39. J.... J....

    I love how you can diss the Taliban without hating on Islam and Muslims.

  40. G.... G....

    Lol 😂😆🤣

  41. J.... ....

    God bless Toby Keith!

  42. S.... l....

    In 2018 they must have heard this song finally because we won

  43. N.... ....

    We killed those bastards

  44. C.... B....

    MERICA!!!!!

  45. B.... C....

    This is sooooo politically incorrect...I think it is my new favorite song!

    B.... C....

    Meh, not really. At least not against Muslims or anything specifically. Under Obama it was “politically incorrect” to offend the Taliban. Otherwise, it’s fine.

  46. R.... p....

    I love real Taliban

  47. G.... P....

    Never Gets Old.

  48. B.... M....

    Good song, but Bush was a terrible President with regards to radical Islamic terror. Called it a ‘religion of peace’.

  49. M.... S....

    Matthew

  50. T.... T....

    LETS SEE WHO THE FUCK REALLY CREATED, ARMED, Financed AND TRAINED TERRORISTS LIKE TALIBAN , ISIS ..... WATCH WATCH WATCH ON YOU TUBE
    - U.S ADMITS ISRAEL IS ARMING and TRAINING Terrorists to create Terrorism???????
    - Israeli fingerprints on Las Vegas False Flag Terror
    - Ken O’Keefe Tells it like it is, Greater Israel
    - Israeli Terrorism Against America

    SUBSCRIBE TO
    - Wardo Rants-1
    - David Duke
    - Brother Nethanael

    Be smart y’all, stop watching Zionist owned , controlled ( FNN )
    Wake up and smell the damn coffee???

    Unfortunately, The U.S is Israel’s Bitch ???

    Muslims , Arabs are not terrorists , they are simply oil rich that’s all ?? Everybody want to steal ( their ) fucking oil ??
    Y’all should go & get your own shit

  51. B.... M....

    This is so surreal

  52. s.... h....

    Burn in hell Bin Laden, you son of a bitch!!

  53. j.... ....

    Awesome song and lyrics. GOD BLESS TOBY AND THE US OF A.

  54. W.... a....

    And God Bless former President Bush for taking a hardass stand against the people who are now trying to condemn and destroy our country.

  55. W.... a....

    Thank God and thank goodness for our heroes in the United States of America! We love and support you!

  56. N.... D....

    Yes this is one of his many CD's I have

  57. l.... g....

    And here I am listening to this song while veiled and tunic dressed men are walking by, cars turning shining there headlights shining into my unveiled face to see who is listening to music at night in a car. LOL, I can't get a job here and ya all know it.

  58. C.... C....

    There is so MANY RACIST AND WRONG THINGS WITH THIS SONG

    C.... C....

    Clarice Castillo Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

  59. W.... ....

    Who is the other singer?

  60. W.... C....

    Swap Taliban with Isis then swap bush with Trump. Boom 2017 version.

  61. M.... S....

    Bush and the Israeli Government did 9/11

  62. K.... N....

    Question? Where did the " Tawdiban " get there funding from .Question 2 what dose this word means?"tawliban"

  63. t.... g....

    Cool as hell

  64. D.... C....

    447 Taliban terrorists disliked this video

  65. A.... C....

    I am SEMPER FIDELIS SEMPER PARATUS SEMPER VIGILANS FOR OUR AMERICA #POTUS DONALD J TRUMP 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

  66. P.... o....

    do you know brain less peaple who create taliban your mother america

  67. M.... ....

    Listening to this song brings back a lot of memories of my twelve months in Iraq ('04-05). Thankfully for me my time away was probably the most rewarding experience in my life working part of a ten man team of American soldiers training 360 Iraqi soldiers. The biggest sacrifice for my family and I was being apart for 19 (yes nineteen) months but it only made me a better person today from the hardship.
    Great song and funny lyrics by Toby.

  68. C.... M....

    Love ❤️ song.
    Hate islam 👎🏽👎🏽

  69. H.... S....

    best song and funniest

  70. A.... B....

    Glorying in death is disgusting. Sad

  71. j.... t....

    This made me feel uncomfortable

  72. D.... D....

    nice camel

  73. B.... S....

    Cave dwellers out did the USAF and fly planes around and not one USAF plane intercepted You still believe Osama did this

  74. N.... G....

    if from Iraq

    N.... G....

    I from Iraq

  75. m.... ....

    Hahaha this is fucking hilarious

  76. A.... M....

    great song

  77. j.... m....

    Obama has destroyed the Taliban. Thank you Mr.President.

    j.... m....

    jack mayhoffer no he didn't, he built it.

    j.... m....

    jack mayhoffer We're still at war in Afghanistan. He doubled ISIS's size

  78. h.... p....

    pray for our soldiers dealing with these idiots. . regardless we have not forgiven this race for anything they've done us !!
    God's got you heathens

  79. J.... S....

    guys I love y'all that support the military men and women the ones that are in the military I really appreciate what y'all do for our country y'all make the ultimate sacrifice I planning on joining the military myself

  80. G.... M....

    Country music is weird.

    G.... M....

    It's satire.

  81. b.... m....

    fuck the Taliban ,al-cida, and isis

  82. K.... S....

    This song gives me chill. Fucking 'Merica

  83. N.... j....

    Bush did it

  84. k.... ....

    A lot of butthurt Muslim's here, they don't understand the song obviously. This song is not talking about all muslims, only talking about the Taliban.

  85. C.... N....

    this aint funny considering the republicunts are the american taliban.....and exploiting and benefiting from a terrorist killer group is pretty sick. of course what else can anyone expect from an inbred right wing cunt job

  86. S.... D....

    Is there someone singing with him?

    S.... D....

    Savannah Duhon I think Kenney Chesney sounds like him idk tho

    S.... D....

    It's Scott McCormick or Scott something with a K

    S.... D....

    It's Scotty Emerick, his back up singer. He also does "i'll never smoke weed with Willie again" another great TK song.

  87. J.... B....

    'Merica

  88. M.... P....

    f the usa

    M.... P....

    Meshel S Whoa what’s with all the hate ova here

  89. S.... C....

    fuck them

  90. S.... ....

    Really... war is war. Talibans know no better than fuking sheep and screaming "God is great!". Bombing them won't make us safer, it'll make us weaker. They see you attacking them as being some weakness of fear.... But, good job on that ass whooping.

  91. R.... F....

    Such ignorance. Tragic.

  92. C.... t....

    Hey idiots, don't forget U.S government supported the up rise of Taliban, most of these Muslim radical groups were funded and sponsored by U.S. Even U.S sells a lot of weapons to Wahhabi government in Saudi Arabia and in return they funded Isis. You guys lack education, that's what politicians like to see stupid fools like you guys.

    C.... t....

    Cyrus the great all will change since trump won

  93. R.... P....

    Best damm song out there.

  94. S.... F....

    So you guys do know it wasn't the Taliban that attacked us on 9/11, it was Al Qaeda. Important distinction ...

    S.... F....

    GhOsT 420 The taliban are now fighting ISIS.

  95. R.... ....

    DIE YOU FILTHY TALIBAN BASTARDS

  96. u.... f....

    these fucking taliban are the problem before they came afghanistan where like america all free to do whatever you want