Keith, Toby - Runnin' Block Lyrics
My buddy said his girlfriend is as pretty as can be
He said help a brother out tonight and come double date with me
She's gotta a baby sister and they're headed into town
They're lookin' for a good time
They're fun to be around
I said what do she look like?
He scratched his head and stated
"She was a home comin' football queen before she graduated.
We'll wine and dine and do 'em fine
and really double date 'em
Then take 'em back to the motel six and
Try to seperate 'em.
They showed up in a pick up
They were right on time
But not half as big as mine
I'm runnin' block
Turn the lights down low
Runnin' block
Don't want know one to know
That I tried to drink her skinny but she's still about 215
Sometimes you got to bow up
And take one for the team
She cleaned her plate at dinner
Then she ate what's left of mine
Then she wolfed down a big cheesecake as I drank all the wine
She strolled out to the padio for an after dinner cig
I said "Bro you done 'er this time and gonna owe me big
You know why?
'Cuz my brother's havin' a party
Thought you outta know
He's got coeds swimmin naked
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Keith, Toby Runnin' Block Comments
😂 so much truth to this song😂 too bad nowadays few guys would go through with the snuggle up part, usually it's make an exit or make up an excuse to leave when u get a text or call .
yowza. sing it man.
Sounds like Tracey pinned a few in her time ;)
You all who think this song is in anyway entertaining or even remotely morally right should rethink your values.
shut tf up
Tracey Thompson I'm a bigger girl and laugh my ass off every time I hear it which is usually intentionally lol
Why are you human Tracey
shut up fatass... its funny.... go eat a bag of dicks!!
Why is the word block offensive ? I think it’s a very positive song , everyone got the ride , even if it wasn’t great , bad sex is better then none at all. Just shows that Toby is possibly a very nice thoughtful person
Lmao I love this lolol fat bitches need love too, but not from me lmfaooo
I love this song and do not find it offensive or degrading. If you can't laugh at yourself then you ar in sad shape. What makes it so funny is the visual picture that you get. Jellyroll
One of my favorite songs!!!
True story haha
DEGRADING AND HORRIBLE SONG
Shut up
u must b fat as fuck
Shut up
:( nothing wrong with a bbw :(
Toby has officially lost his mind
funny song