Keith, Toby - High Maintenance Woman Lyrics
[Verse 1]
I see her layin' by the poolside every day
She ain't got a lot on
She ain't got a lot to say
[Verse 2]
She wouldn't look my way
But buddy, what do you expect
I'm just the fix-it-up boy at the apartment complex
[Pre Chorus]
And she'll go out dancin' 'bout 7:15
Climb into the back of a long limosine
She's goin' downtown
I'm goin' downtown, too, and take a look around
[Chorus]
See my baby doll
She's my beauty queen
She's my movie star
Best I ever seen
I ain't hooked it up yet
But I'm tryin' hard as I can
It's just a high maintenance woman
Don't want no maintenance man
[Verse 3]
I'm just sittin' 'round waitin' on a telephone call
After water pipe exploded in the living room wall
If your washer and dryer in need of repair
You know the handyman's waitin'
And he'll be right there
[Pre Chorus]
Twenty-four hours
Seven days a week
If it's gettin' clogged up or maybe startin' to leak
Just ring up my number, baby, give me a try
You know I got all the tools
And I can satisfy
[Chorus 2]
See my baby doll
She's my beauty queen
She's my movie star
Best I ever seen
I ain't asked her out yet
'Cause I don't know if I can
You see a high maintenance woman
Don't want no maintenance man...man
[Tag Chorus]
See my baby doll
She's my beauty queen
She's my movie star
Best I ever seen
I ain't hooked it up yet
But I'm tryin' hard as I can
It's just a high maintenance woman
Don't want no maintenance man
Ain't no high maintenance woman
Gonna fall for a maintenance man...no
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Keith, Toby High Maintenance Woman Comments
Toby Keith is 💩
Unfortunately their all high maintenance= (disrespectful lazy ignorant psychotic tramps)these days...
Still bumpin' December 2019 🔥
So he’s singing about a stalker???? Or is it just me???
https://youtu.be/TVRzk3VWOKY
Now what is keeping him up alnight
Bare helt hærlig
I liked this song when it came out, but this video tarnishes it I think. It's obvious that maybe she just doesn't want THAT maintenance man, who seems to be a pervy stalker and a panty thief. If the guy was normal looking, not a fashion stud or pervy unwashed stalker, it's more of an indictment on how superficial hot chicks are....that they'll turn down a good, hard working man because of his class status or occupation.
I like both song. This song is pretty kool
This is creepy as fuck like he pulled out the keys and panties so like did he unlock her apartment and steal her panties? Haha yeah so cute and funny. NOT. Respect women Toby
I remember when this song came out
Wow this did not age well hahahha
Lmao good one brother!
This video was hilarious lol
I'm a maintenance man and I would rather be alone than with a high maintenance woman.
This hits home. I am a Maintenance man. I love this song.
Whiskey Yes Beer No Beer = extrogen/
In fact, I need Whiskey today, American or Canadian,
maybe some Vodka later on
But doesnt understand a women toppless in her own house
What is it about old Toby always puts a smile on your face and makes you forget your troubles?
One Cool Maintenance Man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) :)
Loved it....lololol
Disagree all you want but this is better than Rascal Flats, Kenny Chesney, and Zac Brown
Toby can get away with singing anything....
BB.l
gotta go check my steaks
Team that guy up with Scuzz Twittly !
This is like the Country version of Billy Joel’s Uptown Girl.
It don't get any better than Toby Keith!! That man can sing!!
Love this video. U go Toby. Love you Toby funny as hell. (Dolphin girl)
Women have delusions that they are all princesses, bums really
#MGTOW Approved.
This is a dark song about stalking.
josh is right big boy does have the moves. reminds me of the late chris Farley on snl. how did he get this job-answer a casting call for a big fat slob? all of tobys videos are funny this one of his best
Ok....that blonde was smoking hot, but when the maintenance guy lost his shirt I rubbed glass in my eyes to get that vision out.
High maintainence chicks want Mr.Money... until that doesn't afford happiness. By the time they hit 45 or 50, or so, they just want a man with a pick-up truck who is resourcefull, capable, and has the tools for most everything. You see, when you have to hand out all the money, then you don't get to keep it!! You can only spend it once. Even guys with a BA, and a Masters STILL CALL ME when it has to be fixed, and fixed right !!
They through multiple dogs
Robert Lynn Virgilio is accused of Sexual Assault!
Ill take ur balls
Thats my kid
I woke up like this I'm not high maintenance.
Upitty bitches lol
i hope the dogs are fake and what did i just see
Mom and dad do the job for you
the maintenance guy looks like a creep
I'm a matinance man but I'll I seem to get are women who are high matinance 😂
Maybe the maintenance man don't want to have maintenance woman... I don't get in the anorexic women in high maintenance women other than that I like all your music ... I dislike this song...I totally like thick women
That big boy makes me laugh
This hurts my ears
You can tell that all of the dogs are fake except for the girl in the silver dress
Is no one going to bring up they through the poor puppies 😂
20 Navy, 14 Rescue Squad and Fire Department. Wrecked/Rollover a Fire Truck. 7 weeks Coma Slow Starting But Steady Running Country Boy
Ford trucks
😎
Get 'er done!!
06 back when Obama not our president yet lol
Casual song about stalking. Btw I really love it.
Ahhhhoooo love this is y I am single ahhhooo
1st time I've seen this. now its on my favorites
20 Navy,14 Volunteered Rescue Squad and Fire Department, wrecked a Fire truck. 7 weeks in a Coma Slow Starting but Steady Running Country Boy
A fat man dancing is really a trip! Too bad strip clubs don't recognize this and every few sets have a fat maintenance man dance with the ladies! Toby Keith is a genuis
After20 inNavy,14 in Rescue Squad [medic] and Fire department,wrecked/rollover a fire truck 7 weeks in Coma. Slow starting but steady running country boy
After 20 in Navy then 14 Rescue (medic) and fire department wreck-rolledover a firetruck on a call 7 weeks in Coma in May 2012 I walk, Talk, balance check book but they won't answer me about driving WHY can’t I retest to drive WHY i am slow Starting but steady running
what a great guitar ,all that sound and you hardly have to touch it
nothing the gym and the dentist's chair can't fix..
Don't much like this song, but you sure look good Toby!
Song and video rock!!!
Lol funny!! The maintenance man can dance though !!!
She is freakin fine as hell wow
Fishing 0 bs love
Why I love Toby 100 percent
Toby Keith Makes the best music videos
Woohoo, not all maintenance men look like that and hey he looks like fun instead of a stuffed shirt! Love the song and the video..all fun!
Kind of an ugly guitar...Good song tho
Jrotc niggas
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ciao a te TOBY KEITH mi piace assolutamente questo video e anche troppo forte questo video perché ci sono alcuni oggetti che mi piacciono tanto e io ho messo il pollice in su che vuol dire che questo video mi piace tantissimo io mi sogno di giorno e anche alla notte a vedere questo meraviglioso e stupendo questo video ciao da RENZO STELLINI
Love the blonde
Toby Keith one of greats
Bite your own tounge, and let the phone ring twice.
Sums up high school for me
It’s sucks about what happened with him and the Dixie Chicks. I love both their music, grew up with ‘em.
The maintenance man has METH mouth rotten teeth !
I love me some Toby Keith.
Alan Jackson and him should make a song together
oh gosh i havent said shit on toby's line, but we have same bd but oh u send me tickets to winstock in mini soda ill be there yah? meet up! ok? bacardi pepsi! jus a hug n happy bd to each other ok!!!!! yayyyyyyyy! i love u voice!!!!
You’ll always be called back for maintenance toby,even if ain’t fixed properly.....you’ll make it look good .just like your music videos ,well done.
My love life summed up
Great video - Cannot get too much of it - Been playing it for 3 years - never fails to impress!
Coming from a maintenance man.. but did you really have to make the maintenance man look like a tool..
John Faber if he had hair he’d be really cute.
Sometimes you gotta take a dive and ask, and if they say no, well you tried and they’ll be one for you one day
Big dude has some moves haha
this music video is totally false. i've seen plenty of videos where the maintenance man gets all kinds of ass.
I hate greedy bitches
This maintenance man doesn't want to maintain a high maintenance woman anyways.
I'm a maintenance man and look nothing like this fatty. I take care of myself, eat organic, avoid fluoride and other depopulating devices as much as possible and can fix anything I apply myself to. It's not about the image or your occupation, women are gold diggers by nature. You could be a saint and fix all the worlds problems and still make time for a family, yet bitches just want nice things and a new face. Fuck em.
Men should just be themselves, perhaps that is what any decent woman would want.
She's been leaning over my neighbour's chair!
No smart man wants a high maintenance woman.