Keith, Toby - Call A Marine Lyrics






I was sittin’ in a bar, boozin’ and losin’
And some jackoff walks up cruisin’ for a bruisin’
Poppin’ off and makin’ my whole redneck red
He asked my girl if she’d like to dance
He had three buddies so I had no chance
I looked around the room for a friend and I saw Fred
A quick evaluation of the situation
And we entered into a conversation
It seemed to last the better part of the next two songs
Now I didn’t say and they didn’t ask
But Fred did two tours over in Iraq
And, son, it was over before it was even on.

Call a Marine
Instead of 911
They’re built to improvise, adapt and overcome
When you’re in knee deep and you’re up shit’s creek
And you’ve tried everything
Tell you what you do
Call a Marine!

Now my sister’s husband didn’t love her no more
And he runned off with a skinny little whore
And left her sittin’ around the house with a couple of kids
She just lays around in that muumuu gown
Old girl put on about 35 pounds
One day I went over to her house and I said, “Hey, sis”
If you wanna fix what troubles you
Just ease down to the VFW
And you’ll walk through the door and turns those boys’ heads
For most of those boys it’s been awhile
Just show a little leg and that Marlboro smile
And if that don’t work out for you, girl, ask for Fred.

Call a Marine
Instead of 911
They’re built to improvise, adapt and overcome
If you’re in knee deep and you’re up shit’s creek
You’ve tried everything
Tell you what you do
Call a Marine!

Some douche bag rises up and overthrows his government
Diplomacy ain’t workin’ and the ammos all been spent
The world is in a crisis and the media’s a curse
I’ll tell you what to do
When it goes from bad to worse

Call a Marine
Instead of 911
They’re built to improvise, adapt and overcome
When you’re in knee deep and you’re up shit’s creek
And you’ve tried everything
Tell you what you do
Call a Marine!

Tell you what to do, baby
You can call...
Call a Marine!
Yeah! Yeah!





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  1. J.... I....

    America is Babylon

  2. m.... ....

    For years, I've been shaking my head over all the country music patriotic guys that never put on a uniform but don't mind making buckets of money singing about it. Just sayin'...

  3. J.... D....

    Former FMF Corpsman here, Semper Fi to all my brothers and sisters. 🍻🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🍻

  4. G.... C....

    all dislikes are from army bruh

  5. R.... S....

    Devil dog... I got one for those that wanna trip i dare u....lol

  6. b.... ....

    Semper Fidelis!!! Thank you to Toby Keith for being a Great American!!!!!

  7. s.... o....

    My 1st OIC told me if you ain't a Marine, you ain't shit . . . Oohrah

  8. P.... S....

    I'm not a soldier but I respect those who defend my freedom. I stand for the flag and kneel for the cross

  9. j.... o....

    I love this song....and always think of a few friends....Semper Fi.... Or as we say....T"he only easy day was yesterday," Team #7,,,,,, Bless ya all.

  10. J.... A....

    If you want logistics join the army. Marines make it do.

  11. M.... R....

    Peggy get out of my fucking business

  12. M.... R....

    Fred I need ya, ole Fred Sister

  13. D.... O....

    My father fought in Iraq.

  14. i.... ....

    Come Get Some!!! DEVILDOGS!!!! WE MARCHING ON!!

  15. H.... J....

    This song sounds so awful out of tune its good.

  16. S.... O....

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐❤💐

  17. D.... g....

    Marines are on our side not the governments

    D.... g....

    I wouldn't count on anything other than surprise against what ya think others think these days. Be armed and ready for civil war of every man for them self to break out any moment.

  18. B.... S....

    Hey Keith why did'nt you enlist when you graduated from high school instead of just making songs about the Marines?

  19. C.... D....

    MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL OUR "FREDS" :) CHEERS!!

  20. S.... C....

    I wish we could call the marines on the democrats

    S.... C....

    As if trump and his dual UK UN red coat blue helmet citizenship is any better than obama bin laden and his kenya citizenship.

  21. I.... ....

    SWEET music MEMORIES.⁉︎🇺🇸😋

  22. S.... O....

    🌷⭐⭐⭐🌷⭐⭐⭐🌷⭐⭐⭐🌷⭐⭐⭐🌷⭐⭐⭐🌷⭐⭐⭐🌷⭐⭐⭐🌷⭐⭐⭐🌷⭐⭐⭐🌷⭐⭐⭐🌷⭐⭐⭐🌷💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💚💖

  23. J.... B....

    Semper Fi till we die!

  24. r.... w....

    Proud dad of a United States Marine here- Yep, I call him all the time!

  25. D.... S....

    My dad showed me this lmao. I ship out Monday December 6th 2019. I leave in 3 days lol.

    D.... S....

    Good luck and Thank You for serving.
    Be safe and God Speed in your safe return ----

    D.... S....

    Darryl Snell good luck man, I leave Jan 6 for the army 💪🏻

    D.... S....

    Best of luck brother. Semper Fidelis

    D.... S....

    @Joseph Lubrano Welcome to the family brother

  26. H.... S....

    Earned my title Marine and wore it proudly November 1965 thru August 1970. 25 months, 18 days in Vietnam.
    I fear I cannot go humping up the hills any longer but you can give me a static post and rest peacefully at night.

  27. N.... F....

    To Parris Island in 2 years

  28. a.... e....

    very beautiful lovely song.

  29. d.... p....

    I am a Marine went in 1965  two tours in VietNam.once a Marine always a Marine .

  30. e.... f....

    Billy my old man is a marine

  31. F.... G....

    OOH-RAH.....Semper Fi My Brothers and Sisters!!!

  32. O.... ....

    Why would anyone call a Marine just call a PPCLI they will hand anyone their ass and say thank you when they do it.

  33. m.... ?....

    Call the ARMY FIRST! BUT MUCH RESPECT TO OUR BROTHERS IN IN ARMS. DONT MESS WITH AMERICA!!!!!

  34. G.... G....

    Usmc will always win hoora

  35. D.... J....

    TOBY, MARINES DIE ,JUST LIKE ARMY, NAVY, AIRFORCE, WHICH ONE DID YOU SERVE IN.

  36. O.... F....

    Hey Toby nice song sir i like that take care right we love US style always take care of yourself bye

  37. D.... G....

    Semper fi.

    Don't call 911. Call 0372. Open 24 7. 365. We don't charge 👍

  38. R.... G....

    Real men improvise adapt over cum xxx

  39. L.... S....

    proudly served as a Navy Senior Corpsman with the 2nd Marine Division Cold War/Vietnam Era. My only regret is I am not well enough or young enough to go back. Semper Fi to all my brothers!!! Best duty I ever had. God Bless, No man left behind

  40. J.... K....

    I choose to call Dustin then...most people around here would agree....huh Dustin?

  41. T.... r....

    A- aren’t
    R- really
    M- men
    Y- yet 😂

    Jk . I love all you all

  42. J.... C....

    Thank you son for being an AWESOME Marine!!!!!!

  43. E.... E....

    Keep the enemy close by challanging their reality.

  44. C.... P....

    “WE STOLE THE EAGLE FROM THE AIR FORCE, THE ANCHOR FROM THE NAVY AND THE ROPE FROM THE ARMY.
    ON THE SEVENTH DAY WHILE GOD RESTED, WE OVERRAN HIS PERIMETER, STOLE THE GLOBE AND WE'VE BEEN RUNNING THE WHOLE SHOW EVER SINCE.”

  45. C.... P....

    SFMF 89-93 1371 E4 Gulf War Veteran

  46. E.... F....

    Just saying if I was president, each public school would have two marines, with their rifles, with orders to not let a single person be harmed by a shooter... and that would be the end of school shooting deaths in the US.

  47. S.... J....

    you don't hear this on the radio

  48. p.... y....

    Whoa! Woweeeee! 𝗛𝗼𝘄 𝗗𝗲𝗲𝗽 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗧𝗼𝗯𝘆'𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝗴𝗼 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗼 𝗨𝗦𝗠𝗖 𝗿𝗲𝗰𝘁𝘂𝗺𝘀? This Country Star will bear any burden, pay any cost, no matter how stanky, to CONVINCE YOU to buy his records, and FORGET about wasting your money on silly things like visiting a VA Hospital or helping a homeless Vet...

  49. G.... G....

    Usmc will always win

  50. S.... P....

    Retired USN (23 years)... Glad to give you a ride... We always said "The Marines HAVE their few good men ... Navy Corpsman", lol. Thank them ALL for their service! I'll buy you a beer sometime...

  51. M.... S....

    Damn straight

  52. b.... b....

    USMC '65

  53. M.... B....

    20 Navy,14 Rescue Squad and Fire Department. Wrecked/Rollover a Fire Truck, Coma 7 Weeks Slow Starting But Steady Running Country Boy

  54. J.... D....

    Noboby understand s

  55. J.... D....

    Hi fred look lil smokie might need a hand

  56. I.... I....

    Im 11 and i want to be a Marine when im 18 and i want to be a 0331 infantry machine gunner and this song is Awsome Oorah

  57. B.... C....

    665 Queers

  58. P.... A....

    Hello you reach a Marine.

  59. K.... H....

    semper fi Love the song jarhead from 94-98

  60. j.... n....

    Marines are the best, can anyone send this toMFs like colon kapernik

  61. M.... T....

    Love you Toby...

  62. t.... b....

    I had some one try to sell me a home security package one day. I told him i had anlrme system. Two dogs. He sa4 that they weren't big enough to do any damage. I said maybe so. But they will wake up a pissed off marine that is armed. He said who is that? I said me and i will come with a .45. He left fast

  63. C.... G....

    My dad was a marine and this is just- wow. I never knew that there was such a great song

  64. l.... m....

    Up yours katie if it wasn't for us marines people like you wouldn't stand a change you wouldn't have someone to hide behind people like you are the first to bad mouth the fighting man and the first to ask for there help semper fi

  65. M.... B....

    20 Navy,14 Rescue squad and Fire Department, till i wrecked /Rollover a fire truck, in coma 7 weeks. slow Starting Steady Running counrty boy

  66. a.... b....

    There is a legal difference between the 'Moon or moon' and 'Luna' just as there is a difference between 'American citizen' and U.S. citizen'.  NASA archival 1969.  "12:01 ALARM.......THREE (3) feet down......TWO (2) and a half........picking up some dust........"  CMDR Neil Armstrong RTO to Houston Control.  Q:  WHAT dust ?  The dust in the cup shaped landing pads at the bottom of LM?  BN Photographer HHC & HHC 1/33/2/3AD SPEARHEAD and first hand eye witness of hoax landing in the company of NATO courier and Guadalcanal veteran John Berry.  Earth is an extended plane beneath a firmament dome under which Sol, Luna, and the Black Knight or Star Wormwood orbit.  How come U.S. military commanders, JCS, politicians, and academia & business people lie ?  They love money........or are restrained by contract law as in the case of sergeant Major Mike 'Blackhawk down Mogadishu' Wisely (C in C General Tony US ARMY Rangers) of SAVAHCS Tucson and fear loss of employment, imprisonment or possible execution by peers and enemy or as with Captain Manny, US NAVY FBI CIA US Merchant Marine and Ice Breaker Attack Oiler earth perimeter Antarctica logistic resupply their records have been destroyed.......in Manny's instance his records were thrown into the sea and the U.S. federal government refuses to replace them or accept peer evidence.  Finally as US ARMY ONE (1) Mile Sniper Club@ I confirm I never aimed-off for hoax earth Coriolis and my AF/PAK buddy Kandahar Mark-- making an 800 Yard free-hand sniper kill by M1A did not aim off for hoax earth Coriolis.  Speak with any sniper-- none aim off for Coriolis.  200 Proofs Earth is Not a Spinning Ball (Video Book) by Eric Dubay ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IF-Htc6QEgM ▶ 1:59:04Feb 3, 2018 - Uploaded by Truth Is Our Religion200 Proofs Earth is Not a Spinning Ball (Video Book) by Eric Dubay. Truth Is Our Religion. Loading ...

  67. C.... D....

    Thank's to all the Fred's !! :)

  68. E.... V....

    Semper Fi love this song ❤️

  69. N.... D....

    #650 STOP HARASSING THEM, this idiot never served in any war but he sure harasses the hell out of those who did. See McRavens speech he harasses/trafficks the hell out of that one military member.

  70. D.... S....

    Alright. Gotta admit. I love this fuckin song

  71. M.... G....

    WHO IS LOVING THIS IN 2019?

    M.... G....

    Any day this is great Horah.

    M.... G....

    Just ask this usmc...me!

    M.... G....

    Thanks to 2 Bro’s Media for making this photo available freely on @unsplash 🎁 https://unsplash.com/photos/xiVmMCI8HXE

    M.... G....

    @Margaret Wyatt-Comninel Thank you for your service!

  72. B.... S....

    Don't mess with an FMF Hopsital Corpsman either!!!

  73. T.... ....

    Thank you all for your service.

  74. N.... B....

    Love it!!! My son and grandson are Marines. My granddaughter is seriously considering it. Many thanks to all our Marines, as well as all our military.

  75. G.... E....

    Stop the bullshit, Airmen run the show. There would not be a Marine if not for the sky GOD....lol

  76. H.... M....

    Thank you for posting, and THANK YOU to all my Devil Dogs who served and helped those who couldn't help themselves...special breed indeed!
    30 years ago, but Once a Marine, Always a Marine!
    Semper Fi!

  77. l.... m....

    VAI TER COMENTARIO BR SIM

  78. l.... c....

    I used to be married to one until he died (PTSD) Vietnam 18 months and 4 years in the service

  79. S.... U....

    THEY TOOK MY DREAMS

  80. S.... U....

    CALL ME A MARINE CALL ME JOHN DO BUT I DONT STAND UP FOR YOUR PEOPLE NO MORE NOT EVEN ENGLAND THEY TURNED IT MEXICAN SO iM ON THE STREET

  81. d.... d....

    Porsche Cayenne, instead of 911..

  82. f.... ....

    ain't it the truth thank you

  83. f.... ....

    thank you about time someone  figured it out

  84. J.... A....

    Luv my Marine son-in-law!

  85. H.... M....

    You're damn Square straight on that my brother

  86. H.... ....

    23Yr Marine. Got to see Toby in Iraq at a USO show in '07. Great show.

    H.... ....

    Semper Fi brother

  87. L.... B....

    thats what we do...

  88. M.... T....

    im fixing to be a marine

  89. T.... H....

    Perry you. I poss off I my lol 👧 lil girls

  90. T.... H....

    Toby you are mess

  91. J.... B....

    Enjoying family day right now lol gotta be a boot every now and then

  92. B.... S....

    I just enlisted in the marines last week and my ship date is 20200608

  93. R.... T....

    Basic training does not make you a bad ass...

  94. K.... M....

    Dad was a Marine. Fought on Okinawa during WWII. He loved his fellow brothers till his death.

  95. L.... D....

    When ur in knee deep and up shits creek , call a Marine!!! I love my devil dog

  96. B.... F....

    You know what's worse than a Marine. A drunken Sailor. We love a good fight.

  97. K.... ....

    When you want to illegally invade sovereign countries, torture and kill people and commit war crimes... call a marine.

  98. T.... S....

    Ammos spent? "Affix Bayonets!"

    T.... S....

    Couldn't hit your targets? Well, bring a knife to a gunfight fight, Good luck! HHHHOOOOA!!! Ranger!

  99. B.... H....

    If have a buddy like fred, you have the best.