K.A.A.N. - Straight Face Lyrics
Man I'm a motherfuckin' alcoholic
Swervin' left and right when I drive
A ragin' drug addict, fiendin', jaundice, both of my eyes
I came home with 20 grams, but woke up to a .5
Like Brandon's barely alive, and man I think he just died
Woke up in a pool of vomit, then quickly vacate the premises
Stumbled down the steps while I'm not coherent and non-compliant
Slapped the shit out of a silly bitch while preaching non violence
Grab her purse and car keys, take her phone, put my number in it
Told her call me on her day off and then I skate off
"What do you do for a living?"
Tryna OD is my day job
Went to college but they kicked me out for simple stupid shit
Like stabbing my professors and slipping bitches some Rufilin
Voices inside my head is where this fucking evil's rooted in
Like fuck it, mask on
Lucha Libre that's if we wrestling
Then fuck it, mask off
Yeah, this danger is a prerequisite
I'll let this settle in like sediment, sunk to the bottom man
I do the dirty work and rebound like Dennis Rodman man
While y'all recoup and regroup from taking "L's" like Mrs. Rodham
My best friend's a Klonopin
Kinda kind but i"m kinda sick
Connoisseur of the contraband, constantly crying for a fix
First I'll start with a gram or two but one turns into 36, then 36 turns into 72, you get the picture boo
This my distasteful brew, disturb the news like fagots sending nudes
Am I offending you?
This feces flow is fluid, I'm the shit
Facetious bars you spit, I'm not convinced, I don't believe you bitch
I'm just a nihilist, force feeding you Niacin to heat your shit up 'cause it's lukewarm
I use your mixtape as a coaster to sit my drink on
I'm using you as an example of what I could never be on
I use your bitches face as a place I can sit my dick on
Fucked her then I sent her to the store to get some Backwoods
A pack an hour later, Strawberry Fantas and Frito Lays
She dip, I'm running through her shit
I'm out before she noticed it
The Pope and Anti-Christ mixed
I'm one hell of a contradiction
Sending salutations from somewhere private, experimenting
Prehistoric evolution, T-Rex to a salamander
Meaning rappers used to be monsters but now they basement dwelling, brand selling, peddling [?]
Made products, like it's Pelle Pelle
Check the tag, if I don't see no logo nigga I'ma blast
Fire on the that ass, go 'head with that trash
Smokin' that sufferin' succotash
While I'm gone off the [?]
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- K.A.A.N. - 2 Busy
- K.A.A.N. - Curtain Call
- K.A.A.N. - The Reality
- K.A.A.N. - Entertainment
- K.A.A.N. - Chappelle Shit
- K.A.A.N. - Consistency
- K.A.A.N. - Piece Of Mind
- K.A.A.N. - Hate Me Now
- K.A.A.N. - Look
- K.A.A.N. - Eternal
- K.A.A.N. - King Shit
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K.A.A.N. Straight Face Comments
God this is fucking fire.. damn
Back here 2020
Cause this straight fire
What!!! I love this guy!
I can see Tory lanez and K.a.a.N collabing forming some dope ass styles of rap unheard of or tech nine and king iso
This shit hits like the morning fix.
0:35 those Air Jordan 1's are sick like KAAN's flow...
I used to go to a guy named slim shady for this type of music but then there’s this guy. 🔥
Eminem: how can your lungs handle rapping for this long
K.a.a.n: what are lungs?
"Slapped the shit out of a silly bitch while preaching non violence" killed me XD
well, yeah that happened in that order too
Wise words to rival mine.
This track is a fucking masterpiece. Prove me wrong.
dope shit bro
Kendrick It is you?
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Slap the shit out of a silly bitch while preaching non violence
NARCO-LEPTIC SQUAD STAND UP
I want an LV dinosaur
UNDERRATED!!!!!
KAAN is better than Most of this modern rappers. I dont know why he is always underrated all the time
Verse 1]
Man I'm a motherfuckin' alcoholic
Swervin' left and right when I drive
A ragin' drug addict, fiendin', jaundice, both of my eyes
I came home with 20 grams, but woke up to a .5
Like Brandon's barely alive, and man I think he just died
I took tablets of cyanide for a silent night like the Sabbath
Woke up in a pool of vomit, then quickly vacate the premises
Stumbled down the steps while I'm not coherent and non-compliant
Slapped the shit out of a silly bitch while preaching non violence
Grab her purse and car keys, take her phone, put my number in it
Told her call me on her day off and then I skate off
"What do you do for a living?"
Tryna OD is my day job
I went to college but they kicked me out for simple stupid shit
Like stabbing my professors and slipping bitches some Rufilin
Voices inside my head is where this fucking evil's rooted in
One man that does the job of twenty, hooligans and mexicans
Like fuck it, mask on
Lucha Libre that's if we wrestling
Then fuck it, mask off
Yeah, this danger is a prerequisite
I'll let this settle in like sediment, sunk to the bottom man
I do the dirty work and rebound like Dennis Rodman man
While y'all recoup and regroup from taking "L's" like Mrs. Rodham
My best friend's a Klonopin
Kinda kind but I'm kinda sick
Connoisseur of the contraband, constantly crying for a fix
First I'll start with a gram or two but one turns into 36, then 36 turns into 72, you get the picture boo
This my distasteful brew, disturbing news like fagots sending nudes
Am I offending you?
This feces flow is fluid, I'm the shit
Facetious bars you spit, I'm not convinced, I don't believe you bitch
I'm just a nihilist, force feeding you Niacin to heat your shit up 'cause it's lukewarm
I use your mixtape as a coaster to sit my drink on
I'm using you as an example of what I could never be on
I use your bitches face as a place I can sit my dick on
Fucked her then I sent her to the store to get some Backwoods
A pack an hour later, Strawberry Fantas and Frito Lays
She dip, I'm running through her shit
I'm out before she noticed it
The Pope and Anti-Christ mixed
I'm one hell of a contradiction
Sending salutations from somewhere private, experimenting
Prehistoric evolution, T-Rex to a salamander
Meaning rappers used to be monsters but now they basement dwelling, brand selling, peddling, boiling
Made products, like it's Pelle Pelle
Check the tag, if I don't see no logo nigga I'ma blast
Fire on the that ass, go 'head with that trash
Smokin' that sufferin' succotash
While I’m gone off designer gas, damn
Just looking for someone else's funny comment about the Louie giraffe
still waiting for k.a.a.n to blow up
My dude don't ever stop. So gifted.
Whens the tour?
Strong shady vibes, The great artists of the last couple generations have that in common, (j Cole, Kendrick, XXXtentacion, Mac etc etc).
T Dot x was fucking dreadful wut
He needs to blow up already man
1:05 lol on the tv he’s listening to his song “ The whole world”
1 month since your last drop. where'd you go cuz!? NZ is waiting for your sounds
none of your business fr normally this man is uploading once every 2 or 3 weeks, his work ethic is crazy
This is fucking heat 🔥
🔥🔥🔥
K.A.A.N. I am curious about something. I have been listening to you for years now and have listended to everything you have here and spotify and sound cloud! You are the last breath of Lyrical Rap out there. The stuff that has its Rythm and Blues roots and hip hop 808 beats along with remixes and flexes and highs and lows. With all this since your music is free to download there should be any copyright infringements that allow me to feature you on my streaming platforms that i use?
U deserve more than this😯
Where can I find it on Spotify!?
when one of K.A.A.N's song (that at least looks like a joke song) is better than basically all of mainstream rap
🔥🔥🔥🔥
Every song is a fuckin banger
you deserve billion views
He is so slept on smh
Your underated
It’s fire and I like video
This dude really ridin a Louis Vuitton dinosaur 🦕 hahahah wtf
Kaancepts is so undeerated it sucks
Still waiting for the next kaancept
This song is fucking fire 🔥 🤯
Special FX :
Kaan : Correct.
Two words: black Eminem
K.A.A.N up next.
Do a cover on homicide
Mask on like Lucha Libre ok that was good
Just heard K.A.A.N is making moves with Dr. Dre, man I can not explain how long I've been wanting this for you my dude. Finally, hard work pays of! Best of luck to you my dude, you are the future.
Post new shit.
Mark my words. When real rap comes back to the forefront, K.A.A.N will be leading the charge.
What drugs do
K.a.a.n x smino imagine 🤔
This shit is nasty 🔥🔥👑
KAAN the only man that can pimp a dinosaur
I know your not reading your comments but I just wanted to say I am sooo f**cking happy for u working with Dre. This is going to be EPIC MAN!!!!
Tryna OD is my day job 😂😂🔥🔥⛽️
Fireee 🔥🔥
This beat hits so hard...
How in the hell has this still not blown up?
Here before the Dre-wave! ;-)
Homie deserves more clout. Dig the new stle too
When he ran out the door 1:50 😂
KAAN heatin up with all this new shit, HYPE.
well shit......
Did nobody else catch this?
"My best friend's a K.A.lA.N.opin
K.A.A.N.da K.A.A.N.d but I'm K.A.A.N.da sick
K.A.A.N.isseur of the K.A.A.N.traband, K.A.A.N.stantly crying for a fix." So fire. 🔥
Holy fucking shit
Just discovered K.A.A.N and I’m glad
This animation omg 😆
Fuck Joyner ....your the future
Like no me conoces pero si algo puedo decirte viejo es que gracias espero leas mi comentario , enserio gracias por que gracias ati .
Volví ha hacer rap ni Eminem me impulsó tanto como tú ,eres grande tus letras ,tu métrica juro por Dios que es perfecto si estoy triste tu musica es tan pero tan buena que me levanta el ánimo gracias enserio te amo viejo espero algún día vengas a México, des un concierto por enserio para mi y se que para muchos eres un Dios,
Mereces toda la fama que no tienes enserio , nose por que no eres tan famoso eso me.hace enojar tienes talento uno grande y bien vergas y nadie te conoce :"( busco información sobre ti de quien eres , nadie la da que onda tu deberías tener fama mucha fama. Nunca seguí a nadie solo te agradezco por tu rap rápido y tu métrica que es de un Dios enserio gracias :") ojalá tuviéramos en México raperos iguales que tu ! Pero que mierda digo enserio como tu no hay dos bro neta ojalá crezcas más y más y más:")
put this on soundcloud
Legend has it, he still hasn't taken his first breathe. And will never take his last
@ 00:20 sounds like he took his first breathe ever
can we make a song
Straight Face>>>>>>>>a literal piece of shit floating in your toilet>>>>>Blueface
First time hearing ya man I'm definitely rockin with it got my sub and definitely gonna be checking out more
Who else think it would be awesome if he rapped over the piano man tune
underrated af
Amazing Flow , keep it 100 bro !
only 50,000 views WTF ...THis shit FIreeeeeee
Dopeeeeeee bro !!!!
I'm surfing the web an enjoy every kaan track I stumble upon. C'mon man give Duke the authority.
Reminds me a bit of Del The Funky Homosapien (Heiroglyphics, Lench Mob)...
Why is my guy right fuxking here under rated as FUCK
Man I'm a motherfuckin' alcoholic
Swervin' left and right when I drive
A ragin' drug addict, fiendin', jaundice, both of my eyes
I came home with 20 grams, but woke up to a .5
Like Brain is barely alive, and man I think he just died
I took tablets of cyanide for a silent night like the Sabbath
Woke up in a pool of vomit, then quickly vacate the premises
Stumbled down the steps while I'm not coherent and non-compliant
Slapped the shit out of a silly bitch while preaching non violence
Grab her purse and car keys, take her phone, put my number in it
Told her call me on her day off and then I skate off
"What do you do for a living?"
Tryna OD is my day job
Went to college but they kicked me out for simple stupid shit
Like stabbing my professors and slipping bitches some Rufilin
Voices inside my head is where this fucking evil's rooted in
One man that does the job of twenty, hooligans and mexicans
Like fuck it, mask on
Lucha Libre that's if we wrestling
Then fuck it, mask off
Yeah, this danger is a prerequisite
I'll let this settle in like sediment, sunk to the bottom man
I do the dirty work and rebound like Dennis Rodman man
While y'all recoup and regroup from taking "L's" like Mrs. Rodham
My best friend's a Klonopin
Kinda kind but i"m kinda sick
Connoisseur of the contraband, constantly crying for a fix
First I'll start with a gram or two but one turns into 36, then 36 turns into 72, you get the picture boo
This my distasteful brew, disturb the news like fagots sending nudes
Am I offending you?
This feces flow is fluid, I'm the shit
Facetious bars you spit, I'm not convinced, I don't believe you bitch
I'm just a nihilist, force feeding you Niacin to heat your shit up 'cause it's lukewarm
I use your mixtape as a coaster to sit my drink on
I'm using you as an example of what I could never be on
I use your bitches face as a place I can sit my dick on
Fucked her then I sent her to the store to get some Backwoods
A pack an hour later, Strawberry Fantas and Frito Lays
She dip, I'm running through her shit
I'm out before she noticed it
The Pope and Anti-Christ mixed
I'm one hell of a contradiction
Sending salutations from somewhere private, experimenting
Prehistoric evolution, T-Rex to a salamander
Meaning rappers used to be monsters but now they basement dwelling, brand selling, peddling, boiling
Made products, like it's Pelle Pelle
Check the tag, if I don't see no logo nigga I'ma blast
Fire on the that ass, go 'head with that trash
Smokin' that sufferin' succotash
While I’m gone off designer gas, damn
(For those who can’t...)
numero uno
Ayyyyy bro good fucking shit getting in the studio with all the Kings that’s crazy
Man heat heat heat 🔥
congrats on working with dr dre bro. keep going!
varun I’m so hyped for this. 30 plus songs in wtf???
Bruh how can you dislike this Smdh
Go listen to the last 3 min of ll cool j and dre interview :) thank me later...shits crazy .
straight gas
How are people like lil peep and lil dick whatever they all call themselves nowadays, more famous then him? This true hip hop and true talent
Breath nigga breath
My best friend is a Klonopin 🔥🔥
You're the next Kendrick Lamar wtf
Cristhian Vences he’s 30 songs deep into a project with dr. Dre