JT Machinima - Welcome To The Strip Lyrics






Woke up with a headache but I wasn't hungover
I just had my death faked, what better way to wake up sober
They told me the deck's rigged, I never had the face for poker
What happens in Vegas stays, but in my case, I'm getting closure
Started from the bottom, and I'm talkin' bedrock
Left for dead in the desert with a headshot
That checkered suit I can never forget
Thanks for the medicine Doc, but I think I'm ready to jet
Grab a shovel, dig a grave
Deck is shuffled, rig the game
I know how to lift the stakes
Got a Platinum Chip to raise?
In Sin City, karma's kinda dead
You wanna play your cards close in the wild west

Baby you'll want a great hand
When you take a gamble with the Wasteland
Place some bets, pay your debts, or make plans
To kick the bucket, bite the dust and taste sand

I'm gonna crack a nuka cola, do you want a couple sips?
Pip-boy equipped, pistol buckled to my hip
With a pocket full of shells and another full of chips
Saddle up, we're cashin' in

Welcome to the Strip, step into an oasis
We don't got no script for what goes down in Vegas
This ain't no place for keepin' secrets
Seal your lips or Rest In Peace
It could cost your life
Go on and toss the dice

Fell out of grace with Lady Lucky, guess I'm dead to her
But a gentleman would never shoot a messenger
Forget the temperature, watch your step for predators
If you haven't met a gecko yet you better get insured
My run of bad luck's 'bout to add up
I'll have to cash out, I'm stackin' rads up
Fresh out of stimpaks, and half my stats suck
Plus, I'm overencumbered with junk I've packed up
But I gotta trudge on, rain or shine
I'm gonna make sure I deliver right on time
It's a federal offense when you mess with the mail, man
I'm goin' postal on the Mojave Wasteland
House, NCR, and Caesar's Legion
Leave it up to me to keep 'em beefin'
Got myself a Yes Man who I'd never have a qualm with
Two heads are better than one -- ask a Brahmin

Welcome to the Strip, step into an oasis
We don't got no script for what goes down in Vegas
This ain't no place for keepin' secrets
Seal your lips or Rest In Peace
It could cost your life
Go on and toss the dice

You tried to murder and bury me, was it worth it jerks?
You showed me no mercy, now look how we're reversed
Remember when you're deserted that you burned me first
I'll tell your mother why you're missing, she's a worrier
No, this ain't your day, it'll get worse and worse
Don't have my own place, I came to dirty yours
Hope you heard my terms, I didn't slur my words
Lucky 38, I'd like to purchase, sir
Turn it over to the courier
I'm getting even with the House when I play odds
They wanted platinum, but they're gonna take bronze
I'll leave you in chains, enslaved by Great Khans
Now take a look at who's been played by great cons
How are you handling my fallout?
I'm a small guy who's makin' tall clouds
I'm goin' out, calling deathclaws out
Run motherfucker cuz the House 'bout to fall down

Pay your debts and you'll be fine
Otherwise you might get crucified
That's kinda like takin' the bet
With a fully loaded gun playin' Russian roulette
The sand is hot but the hearts are cold
If you're in too deep then you'll wanna fold
Just like a tumbleweed I'm on a roll
Just like a tumbleweed I'm on a roll

Welcome to the Strip, step into an oasis
We don't got no script for what goes down in Vegas
This ain't no place for keepin' secrets
Seal your lips or Rest In Peace
It could cost your life
Go on and toss the dice

Welcome to the Strip
Welcome to the Strip
Welcome to the Strip
Welcome to the Strip
Go on and toss the dice





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  1. D.... M....

    Anyone finish this game when your character still level 18?

  2. D.... M....

    Benny will see the messenger of death 💀

    D.... M....

    We dont want him dead we want him to suffer

    D.... M....

    degenerates like Benny belong a cross

  3. g.... p....

    I haven't played this in years and I miss it so much

  4. O.... M....

    who else made it to Vegas at a low level?

  5. S.... T....

    "the courier who broke the bank"

    "The courier who rapped so hard he broke the bank"

    Basicly this rap, still good tho

  6. S.... S....

    From your standing it must look like an 18 karat run of bad luck...

  7. s.... 5....

    I watched this before playing the game and thought he was talking about a strip club.

    s.... 5....

    *B R U H H H*

    s.... 5....

    crispy chips yeah. As you can see, I am a certified dumbass.

  8. s.... 5....

    Literally every other fallout protagonist: I must save my loved ones.

    Courier 6: alright, where is that checkered-suited punk that shot me?

  9. S.... m....

    2:59 that's my favorite part of the song.

    S.... m....

    Ya same

  10. Y.... S....

    Where's the water chip
    Where's my dad
    Who the FuCk shot my head?I
    Where's my son
    Where is the overseer/refund

  11. 1.... D....

    Kill me this was shit

    1.... D....

    Jt: *makes song*

    10inch: "im about to end this man whole carrier."

  12. H.... ....

    I would love to meet the corier. one mail man to another.
    now tell me? YA ALL IN WE DON'T DOUBLE DOWN HERE! CUSE WE GOT A ACE IN THE HOLE!


    ya i ain't stopping with the gamble puns

  13. g.... ....

    Why hasn’t Bethesda hired you for their music?! WHY ARE WE NOT FUNDING THIS!!???

  14. D.... ....

    *2057?*

    D.... ....

    216 bc in rome. send help *ohh god there killing all of us Hes unstoppable Ahhhhhhhh*

    D.... ....

    crispy chips
    D:

  15. C.... t....

    Guess the 3 major factions should've folded before they trusted the mailman

    C.... t....

    N.c.r

    B.o.s

    W.g.s

  16. C.... ....

    I accidentally started the honest hearts dlc at the beginning of the game and I absolutely despised the dlc but when I finally beat the dlc and went back to the Mojave wasteland I started to miss the story and the characters and I remembered how long it took me to beat the dlc and how I learned to love the characters.

  17. T.... A....

    The courier needs safeguarding now. Please make sure that happenstance please please

  18. N.... G....

    i find it funny how ithis is like the oppisite to miracle of sounds verson where his is all calm and a song kind of like when you get an ending but this song is just well not like everyones character mos of the time being a dumbass with a consus

  19. C.... P....

    Dude, this is a fuckin banger. Love it!😁

  20. T.... A....

    One of my favorite games and such a great song

  21. T.... ....

    No gods. No masters.

    T.... ....

    No cuts. no buts. no coconuts.

  22. T.... G....

    Year's later and people still love this game.

  23. t.... p....

    took you igits long enough

  24. b.... o....

    so glad I grew up with 3 dog DJ. but dam JT is better

  25. N.... D....

    Fallout 3:where's my dad
    Fallout New Vegas: *P O N K E R* and *Mailmen*
    Fallout 4:where's my son
    Fallout 76:where's my *torso*

    N.... D....

    Ok boomer

    N.... D....

    @RagingCynical Pffffft, whatever zoomer.

  26. I.... ....

    Ah yes the best fallout game

    I.... ....

    what about 2?

    I.... ....

    @someone there was a fallout 2 I thought the series started at 3 lol

  27. U.... K....

    Huh, wild, the footage is from Mittensquad

  28. a.... t....

    Please do a hollow knight rap

  29. R.... ....

    Best Fallout game ever! Now with an awesome rap to accompany you.

  30. a.... f....

    Can you please make a outer world's rap if you can

  31. J.... S....

    This was the best fallout game so far. Obsidian you rock and Bethesda... you're a failure.

    J.... S....

    Danm even Stalin thinks Bethesda sucks.

    E V E N S T A I I L N.

  32. 1.... ....

    Johnny guitar is better than this

  33. C.... ....

    750 hours in


    I still don't know how to play Caravan

    C.... ....

    Completed game 6 times and still don't know how to play

  34. T.... D....

    HELL YA!!!!!!!🤗😆😄

  35. O.... M....

    you guys are great good job at making such great music

  36. z.... s....

    *benny: shoots curior*

    Curior: OH YOU SILLY BITCH

  37. C.... 2....

    I played fallout new Vegas it’s cool

  38. D.... G....

    I didnt play New Vegas because of the graphics and now I regret that but personally would want it even more now if they remastered it

    Edit: I have vegas now its fuckin amazing

  39. R.... ....

    The memories are immense with this song still my fav game rap and fallout new Vegas is my fav fallout

  40. J.... T....

    Please release this with no vocals the bass line is Tops (although damn are those vocals good)

  41. p.... t....

    2.0X do it

    p.... t....

    Nobody:

    Speed runners:

  42. C.... ....

    The one thing I love about this is it captures the spirit of the game and keeps on making me come back for more

  43. T.... M....

    FUCK NCR AND TOSS MY SALAD CEASER THE HOUSE ALWAYS WINS

    T.... M....

    Until a wandering mailman is practicing thier backswing with Mr House.

  44. D.... D....

    Cool song I love it

  45. D.... W....

    I this a parody?

  46. K.... B....

    I love this one! I do hope that JT makes raps for the original 2 Fallout games as well in the future :)

  47. E.... A....

    It measns to victory in brotherhood steel

  48. E.... A....

    I play fall out 4 ad vitoram

    E.... A....

    Pfffft, more like Sad Vic-Bore-ium, gb2 your hole in the ground.

  49. T.... 4....

    The courier is the only fallout playable character who's not a vault dweller

    T.... 4....

    The chosin one: am i a joke to you?

  50. B.... v....

    Why is this song more upbeat then the other fallout ones?

  51. T.... R....

    I Started Playing Fallout 4 And Now I Have Some Type of Power Suit?,Downloaded a Mod,And Now I Have Thousands of Fusion Cores.

  52. S.... Z....

    I like fallout games a lot ☢☢👍🏻🙂

  53. F.... 7....

    He should make a lyric video of this

  54. B.... T....

    Every time I see something Fallout related, I reinstall the game.

  55. s.... ....

    This song gives off big iron energy

  56. h.... 5....

    Why rap

  57. P.... 9....

    ThIs GaMe WaS RiGgEd FrOm ThE sTaRt


    beni, whenever the heck he said that




    Edit: has anyone liked beni so much they gave a puppy the tenporary name of beni boo boo?

  58. M.... ....

    2:21 James?!

  59. B.... B....

    This isn't Stupendium

  60. J.... L....

    Awesome rap dudes, I love it.

  61. M.... H....

    Marvelous work ethic, bravo.

  62. E.... G....

    Join the Enklave

  63. J.... L....

    Imagine a FONZ with FO4 graphs

  64. W.... Q....

    How’d I miss this?

  65. C.... M....

    If JT can do this he can make bars in ten seconds.

  66. R.... S....

    He asks me if I want nuka cola, real Mohave wasters drink sunset cause it’s got no radiation in it

  67. e.... o....

    I have 90000 caps from 1 run

  68. R.... e....

    Can you do arata from trinity seven

  69. M.... S....

    imagine him just walking around in a mailman uniform and a minigun and just fucking destroying everything in sight

  70. L.... A....

    Left for dead in the desert with a headshot

    L.... A....

    That ckeekened suit I can never forget

  71. B.... G....

    Im still waiting for the fallout new ve-- OH HERE IT IS.. THE MASTERPIECE

  72. C.... ....

    New Vegas the best fallout game

  73. d.... i....

    Hell yeah a badass song for my favorite game of all time

    d.... i....

    Patrolling the Mojave almost makes me wish for a nuclear winter

  74. R.... R....

    Bethesda ideas for u
    1)fallout new Vegas remastered

    2) fallout new Alaska

    R.... R....

    Don't forget Fallout VR for PlayStation.

    Also, they would never remaster new Vegas! Something more realistic, A fallout game set in Texas, because the Alamo and such would be awesome in a nuke zone. And a Hawaii dlc for any game.

    R.... R....

    New mexico could be good.

  75. C.... C....

    Caesar's Legion: We will forgive your past crimes against the Legion while you're in camp.
    Courier: (Does not show up in camp)
    Courier: (Goes off doing twenty other quests)
    Courier: (Acquires the quest that tells you how close you are to permanently alienating the Legion)
    Caesar's Legion: Why are you like this?

  76. j.... ....

    ring-a-ding-ding

  77. p.... t....

    2x is the

    Fucking

    Best

  78. R.... P....

    As much as I liked NV the map kinda sucks

    R.... P....

    *grabs .44 magnum revolver*

    R.... P....

    @The best way Is gone *grabs big iron*

  79. G.... ....

    perfect song for when you arrive in vegas

  80. A.... B....

    Thank you so much for making this rap. Nobody really cares for new Vegas these days.

  81. R.... 5....

    Thanks for making this, best fallout game

  82. Y.... A....

    It took you long enough

  83. Z.... T....

    The big iron in his hip

  84. T.... W....

    Yippy yeah, there'll be no wedding bells for today
    I've got spurs that jingle, jangel, jingle
    As I go riding merrily along
    And they sing, oh, ain't you glad you're single?
    And that song ain't so very far from wrong
    Oh, Lillie Belle, oh, Lillie Belle
    Though I may have done some fooling
    This is why I never fell
    I've got spurs that jingle, jangel, jingle
    As I go riding merrily along
    And they sing, oh, ain't you glad you're single?
    And that song ain't so very far from wrong
    I've got spurs that jingle, jangel, jingle
    As I go riding merrily along
    And they sing, oh, ain't you glad you're single?
    And that song ain't so very far from wrong
    Oh, Sally Jane, oh, Sally Jane
    Though I'd loved to stay forever
    This is why I can't remain
    I've got

  85. g.... k....

    0:50 what kind of God must you be to walk toward a cazadore on purpose

    g.... k....

    Elder Maxson I know there is vodka and scotch am I the only one to get a mod to buy sunset sassbirila cocktails

    g.... k....

    A god with a fully loaded riot gun and shotgun surgeon.

    g.... k....

    Try very hard and hardcore mode welcome to hell

    g.... k....

    Get a shotgun. It's easier than ya think.😁

  86. s.... ....

    My bien

  87. G.... Y....

    damn this songs good

  88. R.... ....

    Loved it

  89. H.... ....

    “That’s kinda like takin’ the bet / With a fully loaded gun playin’ Russian Roulette”

    Nagito Komaeda accepts your challenge

    H.... ....

    HardyGal somehow he will survive just like the courier

    H.... ....

    joimumu Oh absolutely, the (un)lucky bastard

  90. D.... M....

    not liking this is kinda like taking a bet with a fully loaded gun playing russian roullet

  91. N.... G....

    That’s it he should voice the courier (when they are male)

  92. W.... ....

    Searched up Lhugent jackass. This is somehow related/:

  93. M.... G....

    Hell yeah! Amazeballz!

  94. M.... 2....

    Its funny there’s nothing special about the guy in new Vegas
    “ but he survived a bullet to the head “
    Yes but at most your looking at a 1/100 or 1/10 matpat made a good video about it
    But besides that there’s nothing special about him just someone who got shot in the head with a 9 mm

    M.... 2....

    Matpat's video was lying, nothing new.

    There's something special about the Courier : He's filled with determination

  95. p.... h....

    I could only imagine a parody of viva laus vegas called viva new Vegas

    p.... h....

    VIVAAAA...NEW VEGAS!

  96. p.... h....

    I've never played fallout new Vegas

  97. �.... �....

    best music ever

  98. M.... ....

    If they made another New Vegas I would buy twice. As long as it isn’t like 76........