JT Machinima - We Got Hours Lyrics






Cringe Records. 2018.
Bleach Nation!
Where my tide pods at?
Oh. There you are.

I got hours
On any kind of game
Grindin' away
I don't have the time to waste it
On showers
I sit inside all day
I prefer online
But I do not mind campaigns
Unlock powers
I got the highest rank
I like spankin fools
Who don't recognize my name
They're all cowards
Now run and hide in shame
Signed on and I'm dominating my domain
I got hours

'Bout to turn thirty but I'm young in my thumbs
Pistol Pat by my side, we moved in with his mum
Got the house to ourselves, shelves stocked with hot pockets
I'm locked into my Xbox and failure's not an option

I call my dick "microsoft" - it's got money
Terrible customer service - but the bitches just keep on coming
I watch hot twitch chicks, I love when they stream
But I don't donate to them, I let them donate to me

It's so hot the way you play those games
And I find it so sexy when you wear sweatpants every day
Gucci clothes and flashy cars won't get you anywhere
Just keep grinding the hours, till there's no more left to share

I got hours
But who's countin' achievements
I need that 100 percent completion
I got power
In all the clans that I'm leadin'
I got my enemies hairlines recedin'
They're all sour
Like my breath after feedin'
On these cheeseballs never brush my teeth in the evenin'
Fuck showers
Only thing that I'm cleanin'
Is your clock, your controllers will be broken and bleedin
But not ours

Cuz we are good at the games
If that wasn't clear, we are good at the games
I'll say it again, we are good at the games
But fuck my mom's caretaker, he sucks at the games

I mean his name's Dave, what a flippin' dumb name
(whisper) Thanks for takin care of my mom, but dude you're so lame
Can you ride your bike with no hands? I can
I made a plan to abandon my family - I couldn't stand 'em

I took the car, and left 'em with nothin'
He wasn't bluffin', he dumped off his kids and took all their mini muffins
Little brats were cryin', and I was laughin'
Hop in the cruiser, dude, now our dreams can happen

Video games anytime of day
We grind away as my mother's mind decays
But I'm okay (He's okay)
We got a lot more than cash sittin' in our bank
We got hours

It's so hot the way you play those games
And I find it so sexy when you wear sweatpants every day
Gucci clothes and flashy cars won't get you anywhere
Just keep grinding the hours, till there's no more left to share
I GOT HOURS





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  1. G.... K....

    Whoa, the Lonely Island looks a lot different! Still sounds great though ;)

  2. J.... S....

    They should make another song like this 😂

  3. c.... ....

    They won the video game!

  4. H.... R....

    Well…this song is kinda dirty

    H.... R....

    Yeah, it's awesome.

  5. L.... U....

    I just realized that this confirms that Skull and Pat just have dakimakuras lying around that they could use for this video (pun intended)

  6. W.... I....

    *”can you ride your bike with no hands”*



    *”i CaN”*

  7. n.... c....

    Yeah you guys are definitely not mint too be gamers

  8. M.... R....

    The only HIP HOP SONG I CAN LISTEN TO!!!! <3

  9. D.... A....

    Just saw this, my thoughts- pure beauty

  10. T.... ....

    Ha I don't wear sweatpants I wear trackpants #TrueSlav

  11. B.... I....

    I feel like I just watched a ad for little bites,hot pockets and cheese balls

  12. T.... L....

    that sexy man had a big boner i dont know chief but this was kinda hot?

  13. C.... S....

    Do you make a 'different kind of rap' section in the arkive?

  14. A.... a....

    This is the funniest song I ever had

  15. C.... L....

    This has to be one my favorite songs of JT. It's so funny and ridiculous that I love it!

  16. R.... N....

    Was that an Asuna body pillow

  17. D.... 4....

    Damn it you took all the hot pockets

  18. I.... f....

    I wonder if Skull still has that body pillow somewhere.

  19. G.... t....

    someone put this on mini lads meme stream xD

  20. S.... ....

    Im a mobile gamer 😂

  21. N.... T....

    3:23 Freddy?!

  22. N.... 1....

    locked into my xbox but there playing with a ps3 control

  23. H.... Q....

    Do you sell that savage tee lol....seriously i want it. I have to have that shit.

  24. F.... I....

    when you pwn a libturd epic styl!1!

  25. R.... ....

    1:24 : not bad




    1:26 : “I’M JUST GETTING SOME LOTION!”

  26. R.... ....

    1:24 : not bad




    1:26 : “I’M JUST GETTING SOME LOTION!”

  27. T.... E....

    Patfan raps better in this than the patfan rap

  28. M.... M....

    I love pat at the beginning how he hates modern pop cause I'm with him

  29. N.... P....

    1:09 it's funny because the opposite of Microsoft is big hard.

  30. L.... ....

    You sounds like Lonely Island 😂😂😂 (yeah I know you say it at the end but still, amazing !)

  31. T.... ....

    These are the weirdest
    people I ever seen

  32. K.... P....

    Ahahhahhh perfect)

  33. T.... ....

    XD Very Accurate M8!

  34. S.... T....

    Still better then today's rappers

  35. P.... S....

    I'm not disliking I'm just disappointed

  36. S.... ....

    Asuna!?

  37. U.... N....

    That looks fun.

  38. L.... D....

    I love this

  39. R.... ....

    I a. A gamer as well

  40. e.... 2....

    I saw that you have PS controllers and Xbox one controllers. What do you prefer Xbox or Playstation

  41. T.... C....

    Hey, don’t dis sweat pants, they are comfy

  42. P.... ....

    Mabye you shouldn't call your dick "micro" or "soft", just a thought

  43. P.... K....

    3:08 someone's a lil too excited😆

  44. H.... G....

    Wish there were girls like Andrea Karen where I'm at 🙄

  45. T.... k....

    220,197 views no no no this video needs more come on views more more to the SKULL AND PAT

  46. S.... D....

    I just can't with this video XD

  47. C.... W....

    How do u do fellow epic gamerZ?

  48. W.... ....

    HE DUMPED HIS KIDS AND TOOK THE MINI MUFFINS?!? HOW RUDE!

  49. H.... B....

    Nice music video. Its amazing and funny. Its mostly about how a simple persons life can be made into a flex video. This made it funny... forgiving and kinda weird when the guy jumped on the couch with nothing on but tight stuff (Cant say it cuz it will be modified) . But other than that it was funny and amazing. you should have gotten way more likes on this video than u just did. Good job on this video JT. I give all of my support to your videos.

  50. A.... R....

    Nooooooooooooo he took all the miny mufins

  51. A.... R....

    Pat is true when he says hip hop now sucks

  52. S.... B....

    its true how most songs these years are ABSOLUTE TRASH

  53. T.... ....

    Let's get EPIC gamers let's hit that victory royale and the epic fortnite legends win

  54. p.... ....

    wtf why do i like this song?

  55. B.... D....

    This is funny... annnnd obviously parody....
    But uh... there's some disturbing truth behind this just saying....
    If you're ACTUALLY good and have charisma you actually CAN pull this kinda nonsense off.

    Welcome to reality, it doesn't care if it doesn't make sense. It has TOO many fucks to give so it gives them out randomly.

  56. J.... C....

    my whole life in a nutshel

  57. M.... t....

    *Washup gamers!*

  58. T.... W....

    We Got HOURS!

  59. A.... i....

    Ok Ok there is one thing...







    THIS IS FUCKING AWOSME!!!!!!

  60. P.... L....

    You can just straight up see full ass dick can’t you.

  61. T.... ....

    I like this, though the Epic Gamer rap trend actually already happened lmao

    T.... ....

    i mean...this video is almost a year old

  62. z.... e....

    Hot Pockets

  63. T.... J....

    I agree with patfin is right about modern hip hop

  64. S.... ....

    Everybody asking about the girl but the real question is, Who is that hot gentleman with the pink shirt?

  65. N.... A....

    soooooo his d!ck is micro and soft P.S. not a hater

  66. F.... C....

    I Blasted this at college.






    I got respect.

  67. M.... M....

    dis is thicc

  68. A.... ....

    This may be one of the saddest rap songs ever

  69. F.... M....

    real gamers dont drink real gamers have an iv tube. you're not true gamers

  70. S.... d....

    what the fuck is this-

  71. L.... H....

    0:49
    Me: Oh cool son....SHIT THATS SKYRIM IN THE BACKGROUND?!

  72. D.... ....

    yup
    pretty much sums up modern hip hop

  73. G.... P....

    What is this masterpiece 🤩

  74. F.... n....

    It scares me how much skull looks like my dad 😂

  75. D.... �....

    2:16 funniest parts

  76. C.... ....

    Jibril best grill

  77. B.... ....

    This is amazing, this should have way more views!

  78. M.... T....

    Well this was new on this chanel but i like it

  79. W.... B....

    i love this song gotta get a poster of it!!!!!

  80. W.... 0....

    Wow! You really do awesome videos

  81. C.... C....

    Gamers rise up!

  82. R.... L....

    now this is epic

  83. F.... o....

    I'm not sure how to feel about this...

  84. M.... ....

    gamer gamer gamer YUH gamer gamer gamer YUH we are cool cus we game roblox, minecraft, coolmathgames.com they are our homes we play em everyday because we are GAMERS GAMERS GAMERS GAMERS YUH GAMERS GAMERS GAMERS YUH we don't die, we respawn don't mess with us or we'll kill you for XP my KDR is higher than your IQ i'll 360 noscope you with my eyes closed because I am a GAMER GAMER GAMER YUH GAMER GAMER GAMER YUH WE ARE GAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS

  85. N.... C....

    That's a dakimakura ??????

  86. P.... d....

    Me at that party: Hey Girl I like Pokémon too how about I get a peak-at-chu. I have things to nin-tend to unless you want to "smash" for glory. How about I show you how i weld my "master sword". Hey I'm not tri-forceing anything on you, I just want you to be my "final destination". It's just my natural "call of duty".

    P.... d....

    Wow now your a true gamer

    P.... d....

    *Slow claps* That was terrific!

  87. J.... J....

    i never realized how freaking funny Pat and Skull were until now, oh man oh wow

  88. �.... J....

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA now this is a song LOL

  89. L.... L....

    I'm speechless.

  90. T.... ....

    True gamers!

    T.... ....

    You suck balls

    T.... ....

    Thick44

    T.... ....

    What are fucking gay

    T.... ....

    Why y’all hating on thick 44

    T.... ....

    True *gaymer*