JT Machinima - Villager Rap Lyrics
[DEFMATCH:]
I know you know that
Villagers trade
Well I got the illest array
So check my quality high grade
This wasn't stolen
It was liberated, give me a break
But when you see it, you gotta have it
How much will I take?
Cuz the first thing you'll say
But I don't just give things away
I want that redstone and
Diamionds might be fine if you're game
A light sabre, custom laser
That I made from some bricks
Don't know why
You wouldn't trade for my kids
[MimicGhost:]
I ain't no average villager
I'm raising up, can't get enough
Of killing zombies, creepers, Enders, spiders
Holdin' up your torches for respect
Your village fighter
Getting higher renown cause
I'm the king of this town
Roaming the night cuz I'm allowed
Never stepping down, stand proud
And fight with your honor
Shout it loud in your belief
Cuz you gotta, make it to the top
Don't settle down with what you got
Your worth more are you not
No matter what mob you are
You can't have the lot without the scars
[Chorus:]
Take a seat son because we run this
You're outta luck
If you wanna get your butt kissed
See those pumpkins?
You better not touch them
Or you'll answer to the Iron Golem
Take a seat son because we run this
Step right up
If you want to get your butt kicked
If you pick a fight
Then you're as good as done with
Best of luck cuz you'll need a lot of it
[ReadyUpLive:]
Some call me a prankster
Ah...trick-playing gangster
Just call me Andy
In your bedroom closet you might find a hamster
Better keep me away
Better stay awake, be alert all day
Cuz I'm light as a feather, forever
No concern for the weather, ever-y day
Can be better, laughter, when you wake up
With holes in your sweater
I'm a mastermind
Get away with my pranks ev-er-y time
You'll come home to a house full of water
And the red hands are mine
I'll cover stuff in dynamite
I'll make you scared, give you a fright
I'll top it off with silverfish
I'll make you dance, I'll make you itch
I'll make you wish I didn't exist
I'll turn your palm into a fist
You know I'm really good at this
Cuz I leave 0 evidence
[JT Machinima:]
What's the good word? (word)
Cuz it's time to spread it (spread it)
You want the best herb? (Herb)
You know where to get it (get it)
If you want some green (green)
I'm always down to split it (split it)
Haters hate on me (me)
Cuz I know how to rip it (rip it)
Sipping fresh milk kickin' it with Reggae
At the farmers market, every day's a payday
Got a lot of crops and I tend 'em right
I'd tell you more but it's about time to pass the mic
Actually, you're the last person
Oh, really? chill! uhm.....CHORUS!!!!
[Chorus:]
Take a seat son because we run this
You're outta luck
If you wanna get your butt kissed
See those pumpkins?
You better not touch them
Or you'll answer to the Iron Golem
Take a seat son because we run this
Step right up
If you want to get your butt kicked
If you pick a fight
Then you're as good as done with
Best of luck cuz you'll need a lot of it
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JT Machinima Villager Rap Comments
Awseome rap
Noice.... plz do more mc songs
Me, after knowing all of the Mob Rap parts 1-6 by heart: Wait... "Can't do squat for myself, so thanks for the help dude!" - Villager, Minecraft Mob Rap Part 2
*The most low budget video of this production Eva XD*
Why is nobody commenting
I remember
What the lyrics should be: harr. Herr.. Harr harr! Hauh! Hah! Huah harr! Har!
..........
Whoop whoop
I like that fast rap
I will respect villagers the next time I play Minecraft
Although why r they endlessly nodding there heads?
Best nd song ever
wait, they made a villager rap?
*raids all emrarlds from the villagers*hahahha suckers!!*takes out god butter sword*
I have known your channel for the LONGEST time. And I have never seen this before until 1 minute ago... I guess it is understandable since YouTube is a dičü¡$€§ę
(This account has been terminated for insulting us)
Please make this rap be animated
Wow grown men raping about Minecraft, I’m now depressed now
2018 anyone
Epic Gamer me
When Minecraft was good.
What is the name of the instrumental you used?
My childhood
Hey Jt I thought there is a new fnaf are ypu gonna make one plss :>
ReadyUpAlive Is My Favorite!
Wow who is the villager with the red shirt that went so fast
I’M JUST A GIRL. 😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒
Whatever
Love this rap
Dam! its been like 2 years since i watched this oh the memories
DAT SPEEEEED
*enemy plays villager gang*
*i play world edit*
KISS MY ASS
guys this British this rap
go get a job
So funny lol😂😂😂
Whoever played the second villager on there,YOU RAP FASTER THEN ENIMEN !!
lol villagers can do nothing like that
DIS IS AMAZING
Villager:It's time to pass the mic
Random Player;:Actually, You're the last one
Villager:Um, Chorus!
take a seat son cuz we run this ur out luck if u wanna get ur butt kissed see those pumkins u better not touch them, or I'll answer to the iron golem
oh dang it I mean I'll lol
Fuck!! u'll
I have a village rap ok here I go I'm the villager who takes your carrots and pisses you off ill take your animals get iron golems and kill your dogs boom there's was my rap
villager revenge
,,Your but kissed!"
uhhh...villagers cant talk...soooooo..yeah
I could listen to this all day LOL
WOW SOSoSoSO COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool guys
villagers are stupid u just maked it smart
clash royale rap please +1
jk ha gotcha its April fools
this is terreble a real villager rap is 500 chunks btw check it out anyone who seez this😎
I found 3 Easter Eggs
One of the villagers are in a Bajan Canadian suit
Andy is singing a bit of 'Rap God' by Eminem
And Andy is also referring to Pink Sheep
m&m: im the rap God
it: -_- ok I feel you *3 days later* 1:49
this is stooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooopide song fuck you
this is a stoooooooooped song
THE black One Loks Funny
this might be my thang
Raise your sword minecrafters
The villager king likes
this is a cool grate song it's cool you should make a remix of it
i love this rap it is amazing i am going to do a YT reaction
Brits are not very good at rapping lmao
I'd tell you more but it's about time to pass the mic!
Uh actually, you're the last one.
Oh ok, chill... um
CHORUS!
XD
Dan won this
Who voiced Andy
LOL AND GOOD , i like villages😇😇😊😊😊
ja bitce
I am a villiger
Izzy Enderman HAA GAYYYYYYYYYYY
Izzy Enderman 😁😁😁😂😂😂😃😂😂😂
DAT HEADBANGING THO
but seriously this is FANTASTIC
Cool rap bro
All them is AMAZING AND READY UP LIVE TOO
Defmatch is BLOODY AMAZING!!!!!@!
mimic ghost is AMAZING!!!
Kick the rap I'm give youz
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I bloody love this rap!
When I hear this rap my AWM IS BEING A DRAGON AWM THAT MEANS I KILL FREEKILL NOW!!!!!!
omg bars
dude hacker rap plzzz
badass villager
The third rapper villager is
INSANE!!!!!!
that is
cool bruh
OH MY GOD!!!!!! MicmicGhost is super!! good at RAP
Velho é muito top mesmo o do rap no villager
but cool
I don't really like gold because it breaks really fast
I agree my sord broke
Weep :3
"Actually your the last one"
"Oh really chill umm.......CHORUS!!"
Hard core villagers????
minecraft zajebisty rap
wow if villagers were all actually like how the rap describes them they would make the Ender dragon nothing compared to them
wow if villagers were all actually like how the rap describes them they would make the Ender dragon nothing compared to them