JT Machinima - The Mob Rap, Pt. II Lyrics

Like if this is the best Mob Rap

"You'll hear me grunting, but I'm not taking a dump!..





...Even though smell like someone who just took a dump."
This makes me laugh every time!

Who else's favorite part is Herobrines?

Can somebody show me spiders lyrics

The creepers voice makes him sound like a douche bag

3:48 I mean is my favorite part broooo

Oh shit this is seven years old

1000th comment

4:20 trans people be like

Herobrine is actually impressive. Whoever did the vocals should start singing as a career.

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You’ll want to have protection, when you receive my many blows.



Why do I feel like that was intentional?

3:35 this verse killed me when skulleton was like:
skulleton:if your a mob!what kind?
Herobrine:people call me herobrine!
Skulleton:omg!EVERYBODY RUNNNN!
(THAT MADE ME LAUGH LIKE CRAZY)
also i love herobrine's singing voice!

Now I'm climbing and mining and hiding and I can't get all these moms out of my hair :P


Activate the subtitles, guys. It's hilarious :)

2019: Cringe

2012: *H Y P E*

Are you crazy?

@Darell Arocho
Nah, just Toxic

i pulled this out of the depths of my asshole while ahving a panic attack from homework and i still remember every goddamn word. im literally a senior in high school i am actually 17 where the fuck am i.

nobody:
13 year old me: (practices until able to nail the spider’s verse)

my sister and her bestie, whomst were 9 at the time: YELLS HEROBRINE’S PART before dramatically whispering “thank you” in perfect sync

ugh, so much nostalgia for the days we’d all play minecraft at once and all be screeching the mob rap lyrics
my sis’s friend showed me part 6 recently and i had to listen to all of em all over again! ^u^ i’m so happy

Im the 13 yr old

Welp. I’m having a ptsd attack. So many memories!!!

Why does iron golem sound like a russian

Childhood

Watch the video with subtitles 😂

Iron golem: "WiFi and Gollum!"

In mobs my favourite is herobrine

3:53 HOLY SHIT

3:34its zombie ı know

I only remembered the herobrine part of the song so finding this was so hard, but I finally found it. I loved this song

CAN u do more but herobrain

*You do not need to know*

Well I'm sorry but I do, just your name will be fine

*Walk away or you will die*

If you're a mob, what kind

*People call me H E R O B R I N E*

singlehandedly the best part of the song

Isn't the ender dragon a female?

Best voices,
Slime
Ender Dragon
Spider

omg do you know how many years it took me to find this song 😂💕i am so happy

Spider is the next Eminem

Still the best Minecraft song series out there

MAKE WAY FOR IRON GOLEM!!!!!!!!!!!

3:37 I repeated this part so many times lol

3:58 using this for myself

Best one out of them all

You make me love herobrine :)

Anyone in 2019?

Top 3 monsters: Creeper, Zombie And Skelton



Favorite than all: Herobrine

That hero brine part made me cry and cough







So sad music

Oop, nostalgia.

All those good old days passed watching since 2012 when it’s my Birth year 1
I mean this part since 2012

Nostalgia btw

“I just love swimming under the sea, and I never bother anybody. I just love swimming in the ocean—- SCREW YOU SQUID! THE CREEPER IS BACK IN THIS HISSY”

The chicken is my favorite part😂

Ender Dragon is a girl, find it in mc how to play section :0

lol the dragons scottish

3:54 Oh my god Everyone RUN

can someone make a spider lyrics for me cuz i do not understand any thing he is saying plz

Let's play a game, how many of these comments are from kids?
(P.S: Ender Dragon, Iron Golem and the chorus parts blew it outta the damn park.)

The Female Devil are you making fun of the people that like this song

1- Spider
2- Herobrine
3- Skeleton
4- EnderDragon
5- Slime and Magma Cube
6- Blaze
7- Chicken
8- Iron Golem
9- Squid
10- Zombie
11- Creeper

The players

1 Herobrine

3:54 oh my god! EVERYBODY RUN!

3:34 to 3:57 best part

ender dragon and spider and herobrine are the best

Instrumentallll

*_You'll want to have protection when you recieve my many blows._*

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

And I oop-

Acetac 😳

Once you see it you can't unsee it

I still play this game to this day

Squid:
I just love swimming under the sea
And i never bother anybody
I just love swimming in the ocean

Asshole Creeper:
SCREW YOU SQUID THE CREEPERS BACK IN THIS HIZZY!!!!!!!!!

Virgin Squid vs. The Chad Creeper

Sweet dreams are overrated.

Make way for iron golem lol i love that.

He is like heavy from team fortr.. JT NEED TO MAKE A RAP BATTLE OF IRON GOLEM AND HEAVY!!

Remember when this was my fav song

still a banger

Bro this made my childhood lit

I love crepper and spider

enderdragon sounds German

I figured more australian than german

You're both wrong he's Irish

All three of you are wrong, scottish

I still remember this song since I was a few years younger it still my favorite.

HOWDYFOLKS I was born in the year when mob rap came

herobrine

Just.. Just herobrine.

I literally wrote down the whole spider part, and now its stuck.

HeroBrine

Watch with captions.

the moms are coming for me again

i cant get all these moms out of my head!

MObs are misunderstood you should go into gamemode 3 and see their vision. That might be the reason they kill.
Herobrine vs Ender Dragon might be a good rap too

I love the spiders rap I replay it every time

hey JT you should rap battle with Dan Bull THEN WE CAN SEE WHO IS THE BEST RAPPER OF YOUTUBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the mage cube sounds like messyourself voice from shoes your daddy

FNaF Verson Of The Skeleton Herobrine

Withered Bonnie:Erm Excuse Me Where Are You From Sir.
NIGHTMARE: YOU DO NOT NEED TO KNOW.
Withered Bonnie:But Your Not On The Roster We Like To Keep All The Animatronics That Come Thourgh.
NIGHTMARE: YOU DONT NEED TO KNOW.
Withered Bonnie:Im Sorry But I Do Just Your Name Will Be Fine.
NIGHTMARE: WALK AWAY OR YOU WILL DIE.
Withered Bonnie:If Your A Robot What Kind?
NIGHTMARE: PEOPLE CALL ME NIGHTMARE
Withered Bonnie:Oh God... EVERYBODY RUN!!!

Herobrine is killing me inside my house and my friends are ded

" take a blaze rod youll be using it for dayzzzzz" da heck does that mean 😶

I don't play Minecraft, but I think this is amazing!

Skeleton: Excuse me but where are you from sir

???: You don't need to know that

Skeleton: But your not on the roster we like to keep track on the mobs that come through

???: You do not need to know

Skeleton: I'm sorry but I do just your name will be fine

???: Walk away or die

Skeleton: if you're a mob what kind?

Herobrine: People call me HEROBRINE

Skeleton: Oh my god everybody
Run!!!

Herobrine: I am the spirit of minecraft, no one can touch me, even though you think your alone you feel like someone's watching and if you see my name you should run while you can, I will rip through the earth till I find where you stand, and before I was bad you must understand I was once a man




That was a lot to write I hope you enjoyed or this was a big waste of my time so yeah I hoped you enjoyed it

._. Well... The lyrics are different

The mega cube sounds like ibalistsquids voice

+Sian Cooper well...herobrine is the best of the best in this rap

wtf?????

hey dantdm i like your skin and bay to DrTayaurus

Yet this isn't even his fucking channel... it's JTMachinmas...

What the FUCK? This isn't TDM's channel

One more (crazy craft)

JT machinima I got a new mob rap for u skeloten were finally back again to blow u away ha ha haaa never come back Steve ure gonna get shot in da bum ha hero fine ya were back n Steve go ahead jump off a cliff cause I'm gonna kill ya any way ender man ya know I don't like to rap so slime take it away slime n magma cube let's jump man aghast hay guys skeloten sorry guys better luck next year aghast u guys are pieces of crap I hate u guys ure being worse than bar aka when he got his pureod. u suck. All u mobs herobrine I'm slaying u in hell haaaaaa ha ha haaa.

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR TREATING CHICKENS LIKE SHIT!!!

you copied my pic

@BTgaming you copied mine

@boom-box dude
no you copied mine

I always was reminded of SammyClassicSonicFan when I heard the chicken.

Minecraft  Mobs Steve Ender Dragon Herobrine Wither jajajajajajajajajaja!

P9ooooooooo




Pooooooooooooooooooooooooop

so awesome totally like...da best

3:47 to the end is my fav. part.   :)

My fav. voices are the Slime's,Spider's,and HEROBRINE's.

Ummmm I think the guy in the iron pants has a naked skin lol

lol thats funny

my friend sang the song

nvm it was the regular spider hehe i forget sometimes

my fav rap is ender dragons rap and blaze and cave spider he says his words fast and they sound awsome xD

dis one better than the other ones

*Grandpa*: Waoohh, Sonny! Ya gotta get inside! They're comin'! They're comin'!
*Grandson*: Whoa, grampa Jenkinds, what's wrong?
*Grandpa*: The mobs! They're comin' for me again!
*Grandson*: What are you talking about--
*Grandpa*: They're a-comin'! Waaoohh!..
*Grandson*: Oh my Notch..!
*Mobs*: Bponawiohdffbsbohjeuwdce...
....
*Skeleton*: ...Ladies and gentlemen, we're Baaaaaack! AHAHAHAHAAA!!!

*Ender Dragon*: Ye guys fergot me last time, but ya won't ferget me now!
Ye'll foind me in th' Ender, in a dark place undergroun'!
Flyin' around, swoopin' down an' endin' intruders in mah house!
Ye'll need a lot o' luck t' get here, but ye'll need more gettin' out!

(Rawr!)
*Blaze*: I'm from the Nether, Mang... All I do is rave...
This is why I'm hot... 'Cause I love to Blaze!
(Cough! Cough!)
Gettin' smoky, spittin flames,
Take a blaze rod, bro, you'll be using it for days...

*Smile*: Slime and Magma here--
*Magma*: Just a-hoppin' if you can tell!
*Slime*: We got a surprise at when you're mining!
*Magma*: And you'll find me down in hell!
*Slime*: Oh snap! If you attack--
*Magma*: We'll split in halves to no end!
*Slime*: Magma Cube!
*Magma*: What's up, Slime?
*Slime*: Time to bounce, my friend!
(Hahahaa!)

*Grandpa*: Gotta make a run! (Run)
Gotta get away! (Way)
Hind inside a cave and wait inside until it's day!
Then I'll have my fun, (Fun)
When I know I'm safe! (Safe)
Survival's all I know, it's the Minecraft way!
*Grandson*: Grampa always told me it was rough out there! Now I'm 
Climbing, and mining, and hiding and I can't get all these mobs out of my hair!!

*Chicken*: This is what you get for treating chickens like shit!
I'll sneak into your house and overpopulate it with a bunch of baby chicks!
When you come home from a long day of work, you're gonna pull out all your hair!
I'm laying eggs like a boss, giving birth everywhere! 
(Ba-Kaw!!)

*Skeleton*: You've heard from me before, but I've come back right on time!
When I heard this funky beat, I know I just had to drop a rhyme!
As you recalled, I'm quite the marksman with my arrows and my bow,
So you'd want to have protection when you receive my many blows!

*Zombie*: You'll hear me grunting, but I'm not taking a dump!
(Even though I... Smell like someone who just took a dump!)
I'm the undead douchebag, slimming your door with my nuts!
I'm here to eat your face, your legs, your arms, and even your butts!
(Aaaand...)

*Spider*: Crawling and prancing, attacking you swiftly
Harass anything that happens to be living
My mission is simple kill everything
With definition you walk while I'm jumping and sprinting
For miles, and now the mobs are winning, and you can never stop them!
'Cause nobody steps on us--
(Splat!)
Make way for Iron Golem!!

*Iron golem*: Trow yu in de air, like a leetle tiny toy!
Pick tings up and trow dem down, I am big and I destroy!
Yu mess wit my village, yu will certainly be screwed!  
*Villager*: I can't do squat for myself, so thanks for the help, dude!

*Grandpa*: Gotta make a run! (Run)
Gotta get away! (Way)
Hind inside a cave and wait inside until it's day!
Then I'll have my fun, (Fun)
When I know I'm safe! (Safe)
Survival's all I know, it's the Minecraft way!
*Grandson*: Grampa always told me it was rough out there! Now I'm 
Climbing, and mining, and hiding and I can't get all these mobs out of my hair!!

*Squid*: I just love swimmin' under the sea...
And I never bother anybody...
I just love swimmin' in the ocean--
*Creeper*: Screw you, Squid! The Creeper's back in this hizzy!
If you don't like getting blown up, then you should run away quickly!
If you don't have good shelter, then you should probably get busy!
I'm gonna blow off your face as soon as you try to hit me!
(Walaaaa!)

*Skeleton*: U-um excuse me, but where are you from, sir?
*???*: (Demonic voice) You don't need to know.
*Skeleton*: But you're not on the roster!
We like to keep track of all the mobs that come through...
*???*: You do NOT need to know!
*Skeleton*: Well, I'm sorry, but I do.
Just your name will be fine!
*???*: Walk away or you will die!
*Skeleton*: If you're a mob, what kind?
*Herobrine*: People call me HEROBRINE!!

*Skeleton*: ...Oh my god... Everybody run!

*Herobrine*: (Divine voice) *I am the spirit of Minecraft! No one can touch me!*
*Even when you think you're alone, you feel like something is watching!*
*And if you see my name, you should run while you can!*
*I will rip through the earth, 'till I find where you stand!*
*And before I was like this, you must understand!..*
*I was no different to you...*
*I used to be... A man...*
Thank you.

This needs more likez

You just wasted 1 hours of my life

Omg this helped a lot thanks

You wasted 5 minutes of my life

Do you play Minecraft

I love the squid verse 3:10

I Used to Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

            ...a man

             *thank you

This is, no doubt, the best Mob Rap. The Enderdragon and Herobrine parts were amazing- perfect voice for both. :D

I hope that person makes a new all mob rap battle soon its so cool B)

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