JT Machinima - The Mob Rap, Pt. 6 Lyrics
You already know the undead abomination
Better lock all your doors cuz I wanna break in
This OG Zombie's still just as grisly
Daddy I'm hungry - son, I'm busy
But I want brains! I'm working on it now, kid
I wish I had time for a longer verse
I'm still a zombie, but a father first
That doesn't mean you can't get back on the saddle
When I hit the scene, you know bones will rattle
I'm a bowman whose skills are long reputed
I'll strike you in the heart with an arrow - Cupid
Beg for mercy, you'll find I'm heartless
Run and hide cuz I do not miss my targets
The sun goes down, that's when we get started
That's what I think of you
You got a problem with a llama? Try to bring it dude
I'll hock a loogie on your face
And put you and your obnoxious dogs in place
Don't try to tame me because that will fail
Wait, is that hay? Let me have a bale
Please just don't load up my back with a chest
I'm not a pack mule, I would rather be dead
It's okay my man, I'm a fan of animals
My land is fertile with plants and vegetables
All organic with plenty of edibles
And my Golem guards are all dependable
It would be a shame if it all got pillaged
Oh no, illagers are taking my village
The Evoker's sure to get you Vexed
No griefers man, did you read the text?
Don't trust your eyes, or I'll rob you blind
I don't need to be a witch to play tricks on your mind
Forget magic, I'd rather use an axe kill
Is this Minecraft or a slasher film?
Neither - I'm weaving a web that'll lead you to death
Don't even think about leaving, I will eat you instead
So be careful if you come across a cave
Only thing I'm digging is a mob-sized grave
I'm not a miner, I'm a fighter, sick of hiding
Soon I'll retire with my diamonds to an island
Forget about survival
This rap will be your final
Just face the doom you can't avoid
When I'm gone you'll be unemployed
Can it, grampa, your career has fizzled
I hop on the beat and make the track sizzle
Listen for the hiss, it's your signal to run
My rhymes are explosive and no that isn't a pun
Woops, does anyone have a light?
Honestly this never happens, my fuse won't ignite
Don't judge me, I'm getting old for a creeper
Now you'll think twice to call me an old geezer
Somebody needs a light you say?
Leave that to blaze I stay lit all day
Blaze nation is going all the way
Try to put me out, I'll smoke you like a vape
Dishing out blaze rods - my bars are flaming
I drop 'em like they're hot - can I get an amen?
Representing the Nether forever
Bring your friends man, you'll be Blazin' together
I'm back with a vengeance, suckers
The chicken is in the house, mothercluckers
I've laid so many eggs you'll get stuck with
I ain't the kind of bird that you wanna pluck with
Chicken, come on, you're giving us a bad reputation
Nobody asked you, ya fat slob of bacon
I'm the cockiest kind of livestock
And if you disagree you can suck on my - STOP!
I'm not a miner, I'm a fighter, sick of hiding
Soon I'll retire with my diamonds to an island
This fight will be your last one
Just need a brief distraction
Look, singing dirtblocks! Right behind you!
Oh, really? Can they harmonize too?
What kind of world would you live in without me?
We will support you all, the earth beneath your feet
This crazy world is turning but this dirt will hold its ground
Excuse me who are you and can you put me down?
Sorry, carrying block is just something I like
Hey, haven't we met at an open mic?
Why am I even on this track?
I never signed up for this - NO EYE CONTACT
I really don't want to sit through this again
So let me teleport straight to the End
For the last time, rapping isn't something I enjoy
Then pass me the mic and let me destroy
DJ DeadPig, spin that shit
Been spending time in the lab, refining my rap
The only craft that you've mastered is mining - it's sad
All of y'all have made these raps a living hell for me
Can't even think for yourselves - mob mentality
You got elementary rhymes, I break a mental sweat with mine
When you rejected me, I spent time perfecting every line
Spitting literal fire, with formidable size
If you belittle me it'll fail, my confidence flies
Cut the beat
I don't need to hear a beat to lyrically annihilate you
Y'all so far beneath me, makes it hard for me to hate you
Step up to my level, then we'll get to talkin' business
You know the game I'm playing - survival of the fittest
Your writtens are for children, I'll show you that I'm better
I'll have your music box blasting the Ghast's platinum record
And before I drop this mic, I'll drop a bomb on this mob army
Y'all are long outdated, I'm bouncing out this block party
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JT Machinima The Mob Rap, Pt. 6 Comments
the things grampa Jenkins and skeleton said is how I feel about my friends on Wii u (grampa Jenkins is me while skeleton at most parts is my brain)
Ghast is king/queen.
I need an instrumental it sounds amazing
Damn ghast destroyed all mobs 😂😂😂
Mob Rap Part 7:
Phantom
Drowned
Fox
Pillager
Beast
Bee
(I assume the song would be out after 1.16 so I adding the new Nether mobs and Goats)
PHANTOM RAP: JUST FLYING IN THE SKY BUT IF I SEE YOU YOU WILL DIE [gets cut of by pilliger] PILLIGER RAP: IV'E RECIVED A MESSEGE GONNA COME AND DESTROY YOUR VILLAGE MAN IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF IT ALL GOT PILLIGED HEHR HEHR
BEE RAP: COME NEAR OUR HIVE GO AHEAD TRY TO GO LIVE AND YOU'LL HAVE A BAD TIME WE PRODUCE HONEY NOT LIME ALSO WE GROUP ATTACK SO TRY NOT TO HIT US OR WE'LL HIT BACK
Still sad that sheep wasn't featured...
Who like the most mobs rapping
3:18 😂
Ocean update: none
Bee update: nothing
Make the part 7 with the village and pillage update
do the pilllager,ravager
Part 7 pls
https://youtu.be/FsW-K5H5hbg
Can we get a uncensored version of Chicken's Verse ?
3:42 that's some next level annoying orange shit right there
There Was No Mob Rap 7 😔 and that's sad 😢
Part 7 please
Please make part 7
Survival For The Fittest!!!!!!!!!!
I love this rap especially when the ghast ends it
Creepers are a joke with a shield
I scaird my freiends with my enderman skin boiiiiiiiii
There is more fricken mobs in the Game
WE DONT CARE IF U DO THE ÑAST OF THIS I WILL STILL BEG IT!!!
I wish the music would change to the mob like the lhama spitting it could be the skeleton having the sound effects of an arrow being fired zombie breaking a door or more
"Um, what is this?"
"anyone? Can we get these guys out of here?"
"This is ridiculous, they are breaking up the flow!"
"Agh, someone summon the enderman!"
Eminem Role model and Brain damage type song
They ended either because they were tired of doing it again and again or because Minecraft was dying.
If it's the second one then they might regret their decision. If it's the first one they probably enjoy their lives now.
Part 7!!!!!
WE NEED PART 7!!!!
If they do ppl with keep asking and asking and asking, they cant do ot just because we want, its their choice
mob rap pt. 6: *PREDICTS 1.14* me: tHaTs pReAtTy gUd
This makes me want to see a part 7 because 1.14 and 1.15 came out
Why do i feel like the ghast's owing of everyone was inpired by the rap battles (specifically the last one) in 8 mile
Make part 7
After the chicken should’ve been a fox
But great video anyways
Come on guys. There are still so many mobs who deserve a rap! And since Minecraft is blowing up again, now’s the perfect time for Mob Rap 7!
I liked the llamas rap
YOU GUY ARE SO FAR BEHIND VILLAGE AND PILLAGE DROWEDS GOD YOU GUYS MUST MAKE 7 8 OR 9 pls pls :'(
Part 7 plz👍
PLEASE DON'T END IT
Noboday asked you ya fat slab of backon omg ill never fight a chicken again i rather keep them inprisoned and forse them to rap for me
What is there is a part 7 where g.jenkins falls into the ocean and then gets held hostage by the aquatic mobs
You sure you don't wanna do a part 7?
I wanted to see a panda
1 year and I return to listen to this just to be sad this will be the last mob rap
Part 7 with the updated mobs after Mine-Con please
* claps* good job ghast
part 7 plese
please sorry
Anyone else wish this wasn't the last one and they made a part 7?
Alright One final Comment, This Rap ended with Grandpa Jenkins on an Island, in the middle of the *OCEAN*. Were they planning Part 7 this whole time?-
I could imagine Part 7 (If they made one) Starting with Grandpa Jenkins having trouble sleeping on his island thanks to strange noises outside his house. Then the Skeleton introduces everyone. 1st Rap: Phantom. 2nd Rap: Drowned. 3rd Rap: Snow Golem. 4th Rap: Turtles, Dolphins, And The 2048 Fish. Then the chorus plays. 5th Rap: Wither Skeleton. 6th Rap: DJ Deadpig. 7th Rap: Bees. The Chorus Plays. 8th Rap: Entity 303. 9th Rap: The Great Hunger, The Monster Of The Ocean Depths, And The Hovering Inferno. 10th Rap: Vexes. 11th Rap: Minecraft Youtubers. The Final Time The Chorus plays. And Finally, The 12th Rap: The Mobs Of Minecraft Dungeons.
Ok I like your list but I have a few suggestions. wouldn't the drowned be a better first start seeing as it would give gramps a good scare seeing mobs that can get him even on the island and that causes him to loose sleep then the phantoms appear? and id switch out 303 for Spider Jockey and the youtubers with Elder Guardian. I think the youtubers should be saved for number 10.
Bee Rap Be Like:
“BBBBZZZZZZZZZBBZZZZZZZZBBBBBBZZZXZZZZZZBBBBBBZZXX”
Ghast Is Coool
hell yeah ghast get it going
Mobs that still need a verse
-Snow Golum
-Drown
-Wither Skeleton
-Elder Guardian
-Phantom
-Turtle
-Pillager
-Panda
-Parrot
(Some of these are better suggestions than others)
Phantom
lets hope that description is false
2:55 are you sammy?
Nooooo I want more mob rap part 7 village and pillage
Still a zombie but a father first
That's oddly wholesome
0:33 always makes me laugh 😂
I love how blaze raps😂🔥
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh the ghast just spit fire hot dammmmmmmmme
rip Phantoms
and Drowned
and Bees
and probably others
And pandas
And pillagers
And foxes
Evoker :The Evoker’s sure to get you Vexed
Me:wait you are the evoker nice vex joke but you are the evoker third person much
I think mob rap 5 is the best
1:30 evoker predicted Village and pillage
I’m glad for the Ghast. He finally got to rap again and absolutely nailed it.
NO YOUR NOT SAYING FAIR WELL ! Mob rap 7
Where are the pillagers
Dont be sad because its gone.
Be happy because it happened.
2:42 some body wants a light you say
Minecraft's back where's our next rap :3 jk but I do love these video's :D
we deserve a mob rap 7
mob rap reunion
You mean amen from… can i get a amen
Thats a bendy song
Finally a ghast
Make a 7
If you listen to the beat for the first few seconds, you can hear the og mob rap beat. Also it's great to see Ghast get his part on the final rap
I think we should compare that ghast to all the Minecraft noobs who are sick and tired of being treated second rate and will one day out live all the pro,s
The mob battle lore is deep
Gotta say ghast ending made me really happy.
Make more rap of tf2
GHAST MOVE FAST LAMA TIME ALSO!!
Now we just need 1.12, 1.13, and 1.14 lol
I I like it
Minecraft's back, and hopefully the Mob Rap will be too.
Sheep and Wither Skeletons are neglected.
water sheep needs an invitation to the next cypher if there is one
DJ Deadpig now resides in Broland and serves as PewDiePie's Watercow and DJ
Pillagers got a verse! Nice!
GHAST CAME BACK!!
I want a part 7 just for ghast
"Y'all are long outdated" smh you all got roasted
It ain't over, fellas
Minecraft is the top dog of games again, so a new series is needed where Ghast leads and Jenkins' grandson is the target.
I know that a few people will see this comment, but what happens if someone else continues the mob rap.....Maybe i could hook up a part 7
*pARt seVeN plEAse*
Please do a part 7!
Nobody:
Blaze: *B E N D Y R E F E R E N C E*