JT Machinima - The Dream Daddy For Me Lyrics
Neighbors gather 'round
Let's get the party started
All the moms are out of town
Dream Daddies you are wanted
He's got 'em filled out
Plus his buttocks stretch out the seams
With glistening Bi's and Tri's
Lookin' nice and tight in his sleeves
And just enough scruff, gruff, and tough
But just as kind as can be
I'm a single father and I'm back on the market
Lookin' for a lover and a dad is the target
But I got a daughter, nothing comes above her
What a great barbeque, party's bumpin'!
Thanks! Got any buns I can put my dog in?
(Huh?)
That came out wrong, change the topic
I brought a salad, who wants to toss it?
(Ew!)
Oh my god, I'll stop talkin'
So much for all the social bondin'
Let's start over, I beg your pardon
Your house is charming and I love your garden!
Can I take a seat? My dogs are barkin'!
If you like bad dad jokes, I got them
Stocks are rising on the father market
You're the kind of guy I'd invest my heart in
Shouldn't be a problem if you already got kids
Doesn't mean you and me can't get a spark lit
You can be the plug if I can be the socket
I'll give you the key to my heart
(Unlock it!)
You got me feelin' like I'm dreamin'
I'm not even asleep
One father to another
I see you and me as a team
Cause when we got to talkin'
Something struck me magically
The way you look at me
Could you be the Dream Daddy for me?
(Dream Daddy for me)
We're the new family on the street
With a lot of neighbors that we gotta meet!
I'd rather kick back, get back to nappin'!
Or better yet, don't forget about unpacking!
Ah! Dad, stop, let's grab a coffee!
I picked up my wallet and we started walking
Met a hipster dad, and his name was Mat
The banana bread he made tasted rad
Then we went to the park to get a little fresh air
Another dad named Brian, me and Amanda met there
He hit me with a frisbee, but all is forgiven
When I whooped him in a father-daughter competition!
Maybe next time Brian, try a little harder
Forgot about him and his whiny little daughter
When I ran into Joseph, a clean-cut father
But he's got a wife? Not for much longer!
Just kidding! But damn, it's a shame
Later on, I went to bar to watch a game
Bumped into Robert who was not a talker
Till we took a couple shots and he got even hotter
Woke up hungover, went to stretch my legs
Who could've guessed I'd cross paths with my old friend Craig?
Hard to believe the great shape the guy's in
Can you show me a couple exercises?
I met a gothic stud with a love for dogs
Name's Damien, he comes off as odd
Took me on a date to a graveyard at night
He looks like a vampire, but he doesn't bite!
If Ya want a dad who's well-read instead
Hugo's the go-to, dressed the best
He's a nerd who wrestles with a thing for cheese?
Sounds like a Dream Daddy to me
You got me feelin' like I'm dreamin'
I'm not even asleep
One father to another
I see you and me as a team
Cause when we got to talkin'
Something struck me magically
The way you look at me
Could you be the Dream Daddy for me?
My friend, can you lend an ear?
Whisper my secrets
Tell you my fears
Could you be into me?
Why else are you here?
Can I call you Daddy?
Actually, that's weird...
You put up with my jokes...
You deal with my puns...
You had an answer ready when I asked: "What is Love?"
Oh baby, if I'm dreamin', don't wake me up
Like Neo from The Matrix
You are The One
You got me feelin' like I'm dreamin'
I'm not even asleep
One father to another
I see you and me as a team
Cause when we got to talkin'
Something struck me magically
The way you look at me
Could you be the Dream Daddy for me?
(Dream Daddy for me)
(Oh oh oh oh oh oh)
(Dream Daddy for me)
(Oh oh oh oh oh oh)
(Dream Daddy for me)
Other Lyrics by Artist
- JT Machinima - Dark Souls (Acoustic Mix)
- JT Machinima - Shepherd Of This Flock
- JT Machinima - One Of A Kind
- JT Machinima - Booty Bound
- JT Machinima - We Got Hours
- JT Machinima - Meet The Crew (Remastered)
- JT Machinima - 4 Loco
- JT Machinima - Beggars Can't Be Choosers
- JT Machinima - The Beast Within
- JT Machinima - A Tenno's Dream
- JT Machinima - Fact Rap Challenge
- JT Machinima - The Mob Rap, Pt. 6
- JT Machinima - Battle Bus Boogie
- JT Machinima - Knock Knock
- JT Machinima - Now Hiring At Freddy's
- JT Machinima - Forsake Me Now
- JT Machinima - Elon Musk vs The World
- JT Machinima - Sombra Vs Spy Rap Battle
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