JT Machinima - My Guild Lyrics

My guiiild. Perfect.

Remake a new vers.

im sad that this only has 240k views..

now we have our times back :D

[lyrics]:

Verse 1:
You know gold don't grow on trees boy
And i don't got time for Leeroys
Blizzard quit nerfing me, oy
Cuz now my heavy weapons hit like cheap toys
Everybody wants to be the best
Too many noobs tryna boost DPS
"I want XP now i don't need green quests"
I bet you haven't even played through BC yet
You got through the Shado-Pan and thought you'd beaten the game
So you just hit level twenty, you want a freaking parade?
Coming from a Hunter dumb enough to be leading a raid
Head on over to Goldshire, you need to get laid
Let me introduce you if you're new to this
You and me, PVP i need a broom for this
Cuz you're about to get swept, like the noob you is
As for rez sickness, get used to it

Bridge:
Cuz my Guild, you know my Guild is ill
And my Guild, it took a while to build
With my Guild, we leave our missions fulfilled
We've been rockin' out in WOW since the start of Vanill
And my Guild, you know my Guild is ill
Nobody can stop us but if you think that you will
Then my Guild, is gonna see that you're killed
When you walk back to your body, know you don't got any skill

Verse 2:
Verse two, by now you oughta know me
No discrimination here, all of you can blow me
I'll punch you in the balls or your ovaries
I don't always drink beer, but when i do i prefer Dos Ogris
I'm an alcoholic alchemist
Downin' gallons of cheap mead while i mix
This is a full time job, workin' all day
And i don't care if you judge me cuz i role-play
Yo, AFK? I bet you're not
Cuz on your other monitor you've got PornHub
Between Azeroth and wackin' off, when you gonna quit?
Me, i never take a break even when i gotta shit
My wallet's so fat and i'm not a big spender
But i ain't a bank, baby find another lender
Ladies lining up for me, they come from everywhere
They're probably all dudes, but I don't really care

Chorus:
Now say your goodnights
Because it's lights out
And when the fear strikes
I'll have you psyched out
Just like the Lich King
My gear is iced out
I'll leave you dry as Durotar
And drain your life out

Verse 3:
Azeroth is my home and i'd hate to say goodbye
But right now Warcraft it's on your death bed that you lie
Tired subscribers are droppin' like flies
Feels like the last good year was '09
Haters gonna hate they just say i love to whine
If the game is actually dead, why are you still online?
Well, gotta have something to complain about.
Plundering dungeons, got the crypt fever
Send ya to the grave, you can call me grim reaper
Is this kid serious? Quit talkin' shit Bieber
We're in opposite factions and i'm not a lip reader
Don't mess with the Horde, we'll force you to war
We're chock full of Goblins, Trolls, Tauren and Orcs
So you can tell the rest of the Gnomes, Worgen and Dwarves
That by the time we're through with ya you'll be changing your drawers
Stormwind to Thunderbluff and everything in between
I own your server, get the check and bring it to me
GOML - you will never best me
Only little bitches ever get rest XP
I could gank you but i'm sick of wastin' my time
I don't fight tiny punks who ain't my own size
What's up Monk, can i get a buff?
Never mind you're Pandaren you can suck on my nuts

Bridge:
Cuz my Guild, you know my Guild is ill
And my Guild, it took a while to build
With my Guild, we leave our missions fulfilled
We've been rockin' out in WOW since the start of Vanill
And my Guild, you know my Guild is ill
Nobody can stop us but if you think that you will
Then my Guild, is gonna see that you're killed
When you walk back to your body, know you don't got any skill

Chorus:
Now say your goodnights
Because it's lights out
And when the fear strikes
I'll have you psyched out
Just like the Lich King
My gear is iced out
I'll leave you dry as Durotar
And drain your life out

U guys should make one for classic wow.

Praise be to classic. The world that ill.

* 4 years later*
* I walk in waiting for another WoW rap*
" When is the next WoW Rap, you did Horde and now we need Alliance. Or just a WoW Rap about multiple villains in WoW. "

Wyvern of the Cosmos is it ok to start WoW now?

This has convinced me
BLIZZARD TAKE MY MONEY

Hi new viewer...just sayin`

coooool

3:36 anyone know what cinematic that's from?

Since vanilla ( I guess tech in wrc3) but yeah horde for life
pft there's nothing better to do between console releases lol

Allis vs Urcs who will win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Lol even joked about the “WoW is dead” crowd. 10/10

lock out alliance's lose

I instantly hate this rap when he said "and I don't got time for leeroys"

FOR THE HORDE!!!

For the horde

I have warcraft

205k views and 2k likes .lol
are those views bots?

;o; YAS

I’ll duel u I’m an ilvl 928 110 demon hunter.

no entendí nda pero me
gusto :,v

he is team Horde but has alliance slaying undead. For the Alliance!!!

LEEEEEEERRRRRRRROOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYY JEEEEEEEEEEEEENKINS

dwarves are horde. right?

Laredo Morton dwarves are alliance

For the horde LOK TAR OGAR

Zug zug

Ive been watching this over and over.so good.

5/5song

yeah baby yeah..... WOOOOOOOOO!!!

One of the best I have seen in a while .... Lok'tar Ogar!!!!!

This rap should get more likes and views, like srsly this is a masterpiece!

He looks so different with short hair...

FOR ALLIANCE!!!! FUCK THE HORDE.

Rip lich king

I’ll just point out there are two types of noobs
1. The one that works hard and actually plays
2. WHINE WHINE WHINE WHINE PORNHUB WHINE

Also great song!

whos watching this when its legion?

the horde rules

for the horde

There raps makes me want to play the games.

I want a new version of World Of Warcraft Rap Song if it is ok if im asking you guys this? and I want a Rap Song by The Game "Paladins" a new game on steam. Please try?

FOR THE HORDE !!!

love it! ive been playing since BC and it was awesome and nostalgic to see you bring back all these references....

Horde for life bb

Just built my new pc I'm gonna get the vanilla game by itself and a 1 month membership wish me luck.

FOR THE HORDE!!!!!!!

FOR THE HORDE!!!!!!!!!!!!

FOR THE HORDE <3 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joseph Caravello 👍

For the Alliance!

still from this day on this song rocks
good job u made my life perfect

do a guild wars rap

world of Warcraft go coming soon oh u got to walk for about 20 miles so have fun lol

Loctar ogar FOR THE HORDE!!!!!

"Well, gotta have something to complain about!" lol

hord for life

fun fact, blizzard has a massive favoritism for the horde even though theres more alliance.... Also if you look at horde and alliance racials.. PvP fuck the horde PvE fuck the alliance, yet for PvE we just need to plan or do LFR... LFR sucks.. sooooo

Of course Blizzard favors The Horde. We are clearly superior in every aspect. Except PvP but that we do not talk about.

...... Sure... I'll let you think that, buddy.

'S 'preciated

The only WoW-killer, is WoW itself

Take it you're horde?

@JustAnotherMike For the Horde*

Oh, my bad. Obvious typo

+JustAnotherMike it's okay. Happens to the best of us^^

+C'thun The Old God is that a joke? if so, i dont get it. please explain PLEASE.

+super ninja he was being sarcastic when he said that typing For the Allience was a typo. I told him it was okay, since he corrected it ^^

Alliance vs. Hoard rap battle!

please!

its horde not hoard so yeah :D

Horde**

HORDE W1NS!!11

2:47 that's a draenei not a troll xD it's fine tho

no entiendo nada pero el ritmo me encanta (:

Oh, that's what you look like XD my life is now fulfilled... But anyway fucking legendary rap.

I is happy cause u put in lich King and my bro likes him so much when he heard he fell of his chair so thanks Jt u swag

wears horde shirt, has alliance bank in the background in one cut

FOR THE HORDE... wait...FOR THE IRON HORDE!

i hate Vol'jin and love Grommash!

+ZemmixGames Traitor.

The betrayal to the blood eleves shall not be forgotten! rise to the hoard!

+Rouge sniper Ben elf's* 😒

Willow Sage elves*

Now it's Sylvanas

Fuck the alliance. FOR THE HOOOOORDE!!!!

pffft, all you noobs arguing over whether the Alliance or the Horde is better... Everybody knows that Murlocs are the best faction in the game.

Dryo True True

DEMACIA

Dakojin M'lady

Why does everyone hate hunters?

Me to but my main is undead bm and he is an interstellar BEAST in arenas.

+TFAegislash 57 that is why we hate hunters. Range damage with no casting.

@Captain Avery That is what I love about hunters. It is boring as heck sitting there waiting for your spells to cast.

Also, melee hunters are fun.

Second favorite game and this is my second favorite song

I suggested this along time ago didn't know they did it

Nowadays the only way i get rez sickness is auto flying off shadow moon valley

This is sooooooo awesome! Keep up the good work man! I'm gonna play this while I'm kicking some ass in battlegrounds... For the Horde!

FOR THE HORDE!!!

OMG, this, is love. I love this one!

"verse two , by now you oughta know me, no discrimination here, all of you can blow me" i don't know why but i loved this part XD

great job great job !!!

Fuck You Bruh What's every body's problem whit huntares am a hunter i led 4 raids and WON!

+Daniel Penev I know right? What is so bad about us hunters?

+TFAegislash 57 I know! you're Hunters

Nah, i'm only messing... he probably said it because Hunters have a bad rep in the game.

Love it :D I could use this as my ringtone xD

LOL BASHURVERSE IN THE VID

This rap was released on my birthday.

A lot of errors making it obvious you've never played the game, but I still loved the song. ^-^

Nice job bro great clips shown the best of the game

Wow..This...This is actually good :D!

Im thinking you should make some old school raps just sayin cuz my bro he plays skyrim hes the qho thought me basics of skyrim *the raps im thinking of is* bound by flames happy wars dungeon defenders thank you and I love your raps im a huge fan

in 2:33 he is in a Dan Bull rap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nice job man. This is fucking sick.

WoW will survive some more 5 years fort Sure, still best MMORPG on ze Market

best wow rap ive heard since back in wotlk days....

You should do Runescape sometime =D

that is the best wow rap i have ever heard

For the Horde! I mean I play both factions but always be horde at soul.

did anyone else notice bashur at 2:42

Please add to iTunes, this song is awesome!!

''Only little bitc*es ever get rest XP''  hahahahahaha totally awsome!

IS there an instrumental for this song?

This video deserves so many more views than it has gotten. Kind of saddening to see it with so few. Considering the WoW rap song with DanBull has 6 digit view numbers. This video deserves as many, if not more. I feel it was just the timing of the release that has generated the lower view count. 

azeroth is my home and i'd hate to say goodbye best part and screw horde alliance4life

Nailed it.

Dude, love the rap. Can I ask something though, why is everyone repping the Horde? I myself am Alliance and anyone who talks shit face me boy.

You should.make a guild wars 2 rap :)

you make even the shity games look good [not saying this game is shity i love it]

probably all dudes but i don't care XD