JT Machinima - Mercy vs Medic Rap Battle Lyrics

"Say hello to Adolf when you see him in hell" OH MY GOD I LOVE IT!!

"Kill them with kindness" Be on an team with everyone named kindness. That how to win!

HEY KIDS WHOS BEHIND THE CHAIR?! EH EH EH.... ITS MARIO ! JUST KIDDING IDIOTS ITS HITLER

i love how he pronounces dankeschön xD its so cute

The duet bits I honestly love most about this.

1:35
When you walk into a cinema to see a good movie but there's lots of screaming in there

Who will win

Friendly angel vs scientist german got possed by devil

Mercy : I am healing
Other : I need healing
Mercy : *Dies*
Others : Thanks for nothing

Crazy nazi vs angel


Crazy nazi wins

Medic wins

Everyone talks about who won but the real losers are medic and Mercy's teams since they both quit on them lol

(Wait*9)So why did the hospital take away medics license, Sure he's a bit mad but with therapy he can be normal plus he made ubercharger he needs a medal cause he made something to make you invincible to ANYTHING! So why not Uber syringes and he healed his teammate injuries of any kind you name it so why can't he have a medal of health so he can help all of people with his med gun and Uber.

Obviously mercy won!

MUMBLE *MEDIC!!

I am the mercy pro gooooo mercy 👍👍👍👍👍

So guys here's the thing. Mercy heals and looks beautiful due to nanobots, fought robots and has a job to do. Medic is a freaking mystery!! LIKE HOW DOES ONE MAN IN 1975 CREATE A MACHINE THAT CAN KEEP A MAN ALIVE WITH NO HEART AND IS STILL CONSCIOUS DO THAT?!! That's not all, he managed to make a device that can give a man invincibility. Medic also has fought robots but he also fought a magician and the undead( e.g. horseless headless horseman, skeletons, monoculous.) Pretty sure when medic talks to mercy about his achievements he be like,"I stole a skeleton, put the consciousness of a man into a pumpkin, won a deal with the devil, surgically put 8 more souls in my body, and revived a man that was 12 hours dead. What did you do?".

Mercy who poisoned Medic: Any last words?
Medic who already got an antidote and counter-poisoned Mercy: You have 30 seconds to live

That’s hard I am going to say medic form tf2

The only rap battle that isn't just the overwatch character going "I'm you but improved"

Can’t believe it’s already been 3 years xd

Healing=Mercy
Hurting=Medic

Cuz mercy can resurrect
Medic has good weapons

Btw this is my opinion

medic team fortress 2 wins (it's my opinion)

When your friends cheating during an exam and you keep your mouth shut for them, but they don't thank you.
*Friend* : Nobody wants to thank you, they're think you're a fool.
*Me* : Grrr ... *I WILL REPORT THEM ALL TO THE PRINCIPAL!!!*

I think mercy won this

5:21 Genji ult ?

I really love it when the interlude's pretty serious but the chorus is so peaceful and angelic.

Thank your medic, no matter if your playing tf2 or ow

Medic and Mercy: It just sucks when no one gives us a thanks
Me: Awwww

This is why I play Scout in Tf2
And 76 in Overwatch

medic vins

Medic does defend with violence because he uses a crossbow to heal

Medic won. TF2 is so much better.

Remember to always thank your medic

At the end it basically shipped them

Lol mercy says I've destroyed ya pistol only does 20 so lame

At least medic actually knows there german

And medic call actually kill and no need for a 0.5 damage buff when you have uber

Lol Adolf joke means nothing because there both german

As a medic main I felt this chorus deep inside.

Medic won

1:24 Chill, Dude. He's already dead

Agh I forgot something!! When Medic says “I hope you have no phobia with syringes, cause it wasn’t medicine I put in them!” That makes me shudder...! I have a special version of Trypanophobia which is the fear of sharp objects..! Instead of me being dead scared of any and all sharp objects I’m dead scared of needles!! Agh fuck me and my phobia!!

*also I’m a fan of both TF2 and Overwatch, hate all you want*

For me medic wins the rap battle

No healing for you.. Oberon Prime Warframe
I am your karma... Karma LOL
Nein! TF Mad german
I always have mercy for you.. Mercy Overwatch

4:06 that line hits deep and hard y'know.
nobody ever says thanks TuT.

Medic is German. Mercy is Polish. Medic wins.

“ say hello to adolf when you see him in hell “





Damn that’s a fire bar

why does this have fucking 13 m views

Who seen the scene when JT Music got achievement? 2:50 and then look down and right

Hello from Germany! :D I love your stuff! <3 <3 huge fan ! Love ya!

This so cringe lol

Germany vs Switzerland

‘My ubercharge is wunderbar, your skills are wunder bad’

That was good

Okay let's see an angel who is dealing with porn of her self, and she's created a grim reaper on steroids who is he'll bent on killing her and her team, and relies on other team mates for protection vs a mad German doctor who buffed up a 6.5 foot tall Russian and can kill any one with out any assistance.

Its pretty fair mercy is better healer.

To much mercy, not enough medic

Ok just saying out there to the medics that read this thank you

To be honest when i had played overwatch to see what the commotion was considering i play tf2 i mean its my favorite game but anyway medic is my least played class but at mercy was just ughhhhh so annoyong but medic is honestly actually fun especially stopping pushes. Uhhhh i mean yeahhh hoovys uhhhb like for medic comment for tracer *give me likes*

Actually, one line is incorrect, medic is automatically thanked when he stops healing someone

Tf2 medic wins

Why does
every.
single.
rap.
Sounds so good in 2x speed

I did NAZI that coming. I need to go to the mental WING.




Both are horrible puns and I'm really sorry.

People in the comments: medic is a nazi!


Me: HAVE YOU GUYS FORGOT OF DR. EDWARD RICHTOFEN

medic nailed it

medic is from germany and mercy is switzerland

Medic doesn’t have any pain. Nein in German is No

My favorite quote in this video






Redrum redrum

I vote for Medic
Like if you are vote for Medic.

“Your overheal is overrated”



Doc from rainbow six siege overhealing himself and spawn peeking and killing the other team before they can enter the building

лашщо

Whenever I play and I see a medic healing me, I try my best to always thank them. Just a quick thanks in the vc and maybe at the end I even tell them they’re a good medic. Just to help them out and boost their confidence. Medic is a hard and brutal, demanding job with little credit. Thank your Healers!

Mercy actually went in hard and I’m still quaking.

S.T.A.L.K.E.R :D
MEDIC

I mean medic is better TBH

Medic win

Medic sounds like a gangsta lol

Medic wo
*BANG BANG BANG*
( mercy’s gun )

What's up with Medic's pronounciation of danke schon? I know it's how he says it ingame, but it doesn't sound like typical German.

no one beats my men MEDIC tf2 wins

sorry for that but you guys all forget it medic is a medic and mecy is a nurse she didnt did nothing medical she just took an metal stick and use it to heal.

I love how they're trashing each other and their teams.

MEDIC WIN

What does "DUMMKOFF" mean?

Nobody :


Medic : *iam a healer, but....*

Everyone knows medic won

“VHY AM I THE ONLY ONE HELPING THEM?!”

The hoovy giving people sandviches:
“Am I a joke to you?”

TonTon The Bard same hooveiey then spamming “ MEDONK! “

i saw them both as my parents tho

Medic Mercy both of them are trash doc from R6 now were talking

So...who is better?
**sees skymins video**
Oh....i know.

Medic and mercy healing you
You:today i am a god

“ I’m preforming a autopsy on your career “ Sizzle and burn

Overwatch vs tf2

Yeah medic can heal everyone but can he heal hes self and mercy can back to life hes team but can she back to life him self

Random ppl: Can I get hEaLS!?!?1!1?

Mercy and Medic: FORGET IT!!!

Me as a healer main: Saaaaaaaaaaaame, saaaaaaaaaaaaaaame