JT Machinima - Meet The Crew Lyrics
[Scout:]
I got your head spinnin' runnin' circles around you
With a baseball bat that I'm using to pound you
I'll be up in your face in the blink of an eye
No, I don't have wings, but I don't need them to fly
Pick up your intel quick, then I'm bringing it home
I'm a pretty big deal, that's the honest truth
I mean, do you even know who you're talking to?
[Soldier:]
About face, maggots, stand at attention
Learn from a soldier who's reached perfection
Forward charge with my RPG
Helmet so low, I can barely see!
BAM - rocket jumping all over the place
If that don't kill you, it'll break your nose
I hope you weasels are taking notes
[Pyro:]
Welcome to my magical candy land
Where smiles are from ear to ear
And everyone loves each other
Come and spread the cheer
[Hook:]
This rap is kind of overdue (right?)
But now it's time to meet the crew (tight!)
The crazy dudes of TF2
So pick a side, Red or Blue?
After I pick my class
I'm gonna kick your ass
Cuz that's what we were born to do
[Engineer:]
Let's set up shop and get to work
I build a health dispenser if you've been hurt
Plus I got plenty of sentry defenses
But do not touch, cuz this stuff's expensive
Auto-aim rockets oughtta wreck you bumpkins
And just in case I need it - self destruction
Step back 'fore I whack you with a wrench
And when my turrets spot you
You're as good as dead
[Heavy:]
Cry some more, run while you can
You little babies don't stand a chance
They call me Heavy, this is my gun
When she starts spinning, you'd better run
I do not require brains or technique
I've got so much muscle, I'll never be beat
I'll mow you down wherever you stand, bitch!
Now I am hungry, make me sandvich
[chewing sounds]
Ok, I'm good
[Demoman:]
Are you a bleeding idiot?
To fight with a drunken scot?
I'll down a swig of whiskey
For every grenade I launch
Wherever I go, the explosions follow
So keep your distance, lads
And I carry traditional weapons
I'll bloody you up with an axe
[Hook:]
This rap is kind of overdue (right?)
But now it's time to meet the crew (tight!)
The crazy dudes of TF2
So pick a side, Red or Blue?
Pick out my favorite class
Check out my fancy hats
I just don't know which one to choose
[Medic:]
I'm ze Medic, zo don't go far
You might vant a tazte of my ubercharge
Still a doctor, but I lost my license
Zis could be a problem - Shiza!
I'm alvays ready vith a bloody bone saw
But I can't help much if your head is blown off
Die, schweinhund, I vill vin zis
Don't overdose on my syringes!
[Sniper:]
Boom! that's another headshot, bloke
I'm a professional, you're a joke
I mean please mate, show some respect
At least the way I'm doin' it
You'll get a quick death
I'm from the outback, where things get hectic
Got a big machete that I'll slice your head with
Aussie Assassins aren't very common
But when you hear this (bullet shot), keep on runnin'
[Spy:]
You probably know me for my disguise
And I dress as sharp as all my knives
Just when you think I'm on your team
Au revoir, mon cheri
I'm a very accomplished back stabber
Who destroys your equipment with my sapper
Gentlemen, there's a spy in our midst
And he's got plenty of ass to kick
[Hook:]
This rap is kind of overdue (right?)
But now it's time to meet the crew (tight!)
The crazy dudes of TF2
So pick a side, Red or Blue?
After I pick my class
I'm gonna kick your ass
Cuz that's what we were born to do
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JT Machinima Meet The Crew Comments
The pyro is deadly
Whenever your in jail and you and the bois beat up the child molester: PROFESSIONALS HAVE STANDARDS
Can you make Team Fortress Classic rap
Me want T.A.B.S rap
First song I ever heard from you
It hasn’t changed
All time fav and that old ass intro fuckkkkk it’s nostagic
The voices are really good
Congratulations en contraste un vomenftario en español
i cant belive i remember the lyrics to this song
1:41
My favorite lyrics!
LOL
Why isn't there an instrumental version?
Wow I lov dis one its so rappy and cool and the fuck heavy is so smart in that rap
Im glad this rapper picked the best game
Spy voice was horrible
Do a rap whit heavy
my favorite part 1:05
2020 anyone??
0:46 when your father was in the military.
Me trying to kill engies en their sentries
Obstacle: 4 pyros taking care of the noob engie that can't move enough to don't get backstabbed
After 5 years I still comeback knowing all the lines and being able to do accents cause of this
No understands sing Thailand
It took me a while to figure out that Medic is the one responding with “Right!” and “Tight!” in the chorus.
Solider: forward charge with my RPG helmet so low i can hardly SEE
thats my favorite line for some reason
Herobrine REALLY THAT WHAT I LIKE
3 years and i still remember the lyrics
A game that has ben memed so muc it is compleatly ruined
Came back five years later to say this was my first video. I have now been watching for years
You guys ever notice 90% of the characters in any song are all voiced by the same guy
You don't say
You did really good on the sniper and medic
Even knowing Heavy is actually smart, I still like "I do not require brains or technique", since in that case it implies that the opponents are so stupid they're not even _worth_ his intelligence.
As someone who has done drill before, "about-face" hurts my soul.
I forgot this existed, amazing!
Scheisse*
that's the joke
I just realized that the mercenaries are grouped up with their different classes:
Offense: Scout, Soldier, and Pyro
Defense: Engineer, Heavy, and Demoman
Support: Medic, Sniper, and Spy
It's a pretty nice touch. Nice rap guys.
I don't know why I used to spam this in the tf2 chat. What the hell old me
I never really liked your music but this is pretty dope
PROFESSIONALS.HAVE.STANDARDS
10 rappers Eminem feared to diss
3:29 Peach:BOOM That's Another Headshot Bloke
3:48 Altar:You Probably Know Me For My Disguise
(Altar Kills Peach)
3:10 Starfire:I'm The Medic So Don't Go Far
Yaiba:Mkay
Yaiba:Well Heal Me
Starfire:Okay
Yaiba:Ha Ha Your Übercharging Me
0:48 Mario:Without These Maggots Stand Attention
0:27 Jeffy:Got Your Head Spinning Running Circles Around Ya
Rick:F*ck You (Kills Jeffy)
2:08 Cartman:Cry Some More Run While You Can
Ryu:Okay (Cartman Kills Ryu)
3:48 Atlair:You Probably Know Me For My Disguise
(Atlair Kills Peach)
#scout, he's the best
Honestly, I’m still pretty astounded at how to made this rap sound so TF2-like
You did a clever way of doing this music video.
Day call me heavy dis iz my gun when she starts spinning, U BETTER RRRUUUNNN!!!!
I smiled so hard at medic’s rap. Thanks I haven’t smiled in a really long time..
Happy music ...
Me watching this in 2019 because memories
Some of us havent played this game in 4 months... Sad reacc only
I like the scout part of the rap
gentlemen
There's a spy in our midst
I can't stop replaying this
Overwatch rap: We’re cool!
Tf2 rap: Legendary lyrics
Anyone in 2019 relive memories
did anyone else realize on the choruses they teamed?
me when i am rage, "CRY SOME MORE RUN WHILE YOU CAN, YOU LITTLE BABIES DON'T STAND A CHANCE, THEY CALL ME HEAVY AND THIS IS MY GUN WHEN SHE STARTS SPINNING YOU BETTER RUN
It's Christmas break now we got all the time to play TF2
lion not me, I had to go to gram’s house, no computer in here is strong to run TF2
@EnderGirl56 ok
lion I’m sad ;-;
They call me heavy this is my heavy when its starts heavy,heavy,heavy
Nice vid
Ik thats made in Garry`s mod
No this are all tf2 trailers scenes he cut together and These animations are made with Source Film maker
Bro u stupid?
@Patric Gugl why??
Who else loved the spy
GHAAA!!! "Shiza" is wrong, its called "scheiße"
THAT'S. THE. JOKE!
@Patric Gugl Then I dont understand a "joke" is that because Englishe people cant write "scheiße"?
The squad has their own theme song!
1:38 "After you kick my ass I'm going to change my class" Is my new bind to use while I'm losing
Medic: shoots robot with syringes
Game: SuPeR eFfEcTiVe
No te entendí ni pedo nose ingles
So my mains will be Scout, Medic, Engineer and the Spy
Why does the spy think he is better than everyone?
Because he dresses as sharp as all his knives
really better than mlp!!!!!
i cant even hear pyro rapping
all i hear that he is mumbling
I pooped on
2:27 sandvich technique
Is this stays at 0 likes you have a 20000 percent chance to see this now that I taught you something. Maybe consider subscribeing
TF2/FNAF/Overwatch
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Scout/Toy Bonnie/Tracer
Soldier/Freddy/Pharah
Pyro/Springtrap/Mei
Engineer/Bonnie/Torbjörn
Heavy/Toy Freddy/Zarya
Demoman/Foxy/Junkrat
Medic/Puppet/Mercy
Sniper/Balloon Boy/Widowmaker
Spy/Shadow Bonnie/Sombra
I don't know if Roblox is better than Team Fortress.
I'll just play both.
There both good
Noah.
1
The new ones bad compared to this one. Cmon guys agree.
You can't tell us anything!
I might me nitpicking, but I got kinda annoyed when he said “machete” and not kukri
2:17 "I do not require brains or technique"
Hmm odd to say that heavy has multiple degrees
He has a PHD in russian literature
@꧁ GDolphinz ꧂ exactly
*these are my split personality’s during dodgeball.*
Star Wars battlefront 2 rap.
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