JT Machinima - Herobrine vs. The Griefer (Rap Battle) Lyrics
[H:]
I'll be driving you crazy all around the clock
You already know my name cuz I've been around the block
I think it goes without saying that I'll never be matched
I'll make you children want to run away
I am the demon from your nightmares (nightmares)
You think I'm gone, but then I'm right there (right there)
I'll stare inside of your house and maybe take all your stuff
And when you tell your friends
They'll just think you're making it up!
[G:]
Shut up, Herobriiiine, cuz I don't give a fuck
I leave none aliiiive and take no prisoners
I set you on fiiiire and watch you sizzle up
I don't need technique or magic
I just hop onto your server
And unleash my wrath
If you get me freaked out
I'll just say it's all in my head
Why is that? Oh, wait!
Cuz you're already dead!
[Chorus:]
[H:] Mirror, mirror, on the wall
[G:] Whose the baddest of them all?
[H:] You don't have to say
[G:] Cuz I already know
It's Me! [H:] No, me!
NO! SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE!
[H:] Mirror, mirror, tell me now
[G:] Whose the baddest cat in town?
[H:] You can kiss my ass!
[G:] And you can suck my balls!
YOU AND ME WILL NEVER GET ALONG!
[H:]
Take none alive and leave no prisoners?
Come on, that one's not even original!
The only thing you do is put back progress
What good does that do if I'm the one who stops it
Breaking down houses? That takes no skill!
You only piss people off, but I'll be giving them chills
Good grief, how much more predictable can you get?
You'd better look out for me
You don't know what I'll do next!
[G:]
Pissin' people off? Yep, that is all that I do!
And from the way that you rage
Looks like I've done it to you!
I treat everything I grief like it may be my last
That's why these people think that
I'm the biggest pain in the ass!
I don't just blow up your house
I'm putting down booby traps
I'll drop you into the nether and you will never come back!
All your crops are my crops, I'll murder your livestock
Why? Cuz I do more damage than Herobrine does!
[Chorus:]
[H:] Mirror, mirror, on the wall
[G:] Whose the baddest of them all?
[H:] You don't have to say
[G:] Cuz I already know
It's Me! [H:] No, me!
NO! SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE!
[H:] Mirror, mirror, tell me now
[G:] Whose the baddest cat in town?
[H:] You can kiss my ass!
[G:] And you can suck my balls!
YOU AND ME WILL NEVER GET ALONG!
[H:] You know everybody thinks your a nuisance
Why don't you come up with a couple of new tricks?
[G:] Uh oh, I don't want to sound overzealous
I think that I'm making you kinda jealous!
[H:] I can't fix a house, but I can't fix you!
You seem like a guy whose got mommy issues
[G:] Ha-ha, good one, that was such a lame joke
At least I'm not a stupid video game hoax!
[H:] You bum off of servers as if you were homeless
[G:] All I do is destroy so why would I want my own, bitch?
Griefing is an art, I find a canvas and paint
[H:] Well you can call it an art, but that will not get you laid!
I'm gonna pick up some obsidian and cover you up
[G:] But you're the one with a face only a mother could love!
I leave debris in my wake
[H:] I leave emotional scars
[G:] If you come across disaster
YOU KNOW THAT IT'S OURS!
[Chorus:]
[H:] Mirror, mirror, on the wall
[G:] Whose the baddest of them all?
[H:] You don't have to say
[G:] Cuz I already know
It's Me! [H:] No, me!
NO! SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE!
[H:] Mirror, mirror, tell me now
[G:] Whose the baddest cat in town?
[H:] You can kiss my ass!
[G:] And you can suck my balls!
YOU AND ME WILL NEVER GET ALONG!
[Outro:]
[G:] Hey, what are you doing here, punk? scram!
[???:] I'm the Admin...
[G:] Oh...shit...
[Griefer and Herobrine are disconnected]
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JT Machinima Herobrine vs. The Griefer (Rap Battle) Comments
This was so nostalgic :"
Griefer won he said 'bitch'
I can't choose
BANNING HEROBRINE WOULDN'T WORK LIKE THAT HE'S NOT AN ACTUAL PLAYER XD
Nostalgia
HEROBRINE
Best song good chorus
And then there’s the troller 😂
Holy cow, 5 years later and it still sounds as badass as ever!!
this rap came out 2 days after the first fnaf....
im sorta of an og
Who think herobrine is better nedd like 😎😎😎😎
Hahaha griefer Herobrine of the best
Hahaha HEROBRİNE hahaha
Cool Griefer cool
Herobrine is my favourite player in minecraft
En español gana griefer la voz es muy crack
Please hear my own creeper music
https://musiclab.chromeexperiments.com/Song-Maker/song/5119556462837760
Video; 16k Likes
Comments;0
*YouTube Is High And Drunk*
Griffer win
I love it how they get banned at the end
Conflicted because I'm bias over Herobrine, but the griefer had so many better lines.
**Conflicted screaming insues.**
Every time I watch this song:
Nostalgia.exe has began working
BRO I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABT THESE THESE RAPS WERE MY CHILDHOOD
I hope minecraft songs will make a come back
Its been so long since I listend to this song
Griefer won
This was released exactly 5 years ago today
sung the chorus at the dinner table when I was 9
Family was not happy
“You can kiss my ass, and you can suck my balls”
can we get a chain of F's for that pig?
They had to mutch fun makeing this
Herobine 👍👍👍👍
Memories...
Herobrine
Griefers: Arrogant vandals.
Herobrine: A fucking psychopath.
nostalgia
2
0
1
9?
Sorry time traveler
388bc
"I think it goes without saying that I'll never be matched!"
Oooooh, -10 points. You missed a PERFECT opportunity to say "patched" instead and make a reference to how every set of minecraft patch-notes includes something about removing Herobrine. lol
Herobrine 100000000000000000000000000000000000%
Briefer won screw herobrine
Mirror mirror on the wall who's the baddest of them all boi it's griefer
Herobrine win oh the admin is GAY
Herobrine won
Herobrine is a Hacker he was in my world in Minecraft.
This is Minecraft, you suck squares, not balls.
1:15 Markiplier Captainsparkelz MARIO and sky dose Minecraft all Running
I will read you
Crazy !!
1:12 the chorus
Oh come on obviusly herobrine is the best hes a demon I MEAN COME ON!
Griefer wins
the power of butter(I`m a fan of sky)
1:21
*SHUT UP UR THE PIE HOLE,I DONT EVEN EAT PIE!!!!*
put them in adventure mode if you're playing on a non-server
Griefer wins
Herobrine:steve or griefer:entity_303
Thanks for the very best book
Herobrine!!! ●ω●
Herobrine
Griefer, hacker, phyco girl, herobrian vs
Gleeful is better
SO NOSTALGIC
Griefer won
Who slowed down the video to understand the lyrics I did
Why did you need to slow it down its fine
Herobrine is not evil! He's just killing you for destroying his world and killing other mobs.
Nobody beats the admin
Herobrine defiantly wins
Only og JT fans remember this being the best thing ever
I was one on them so NOSTALGIC
If they both battled, herobrine would win.
But when they rapped, the griefer wins.
Admin WON
Admin WON
Real cool.
It's actually me > HB and the grifer : it's us>={> me : kills them >=}
Uhh herobrine right?
It's both
Admin win la
Herobrine is my soul
DONT MAKE ME MAD
one dose not simply ban herobrine
herobrine won he's a demon and he stays on your server you can't kick him off he's not considered a player
in whow wins hero brine
Hero brine is the best
The fuck?
Griefer has better roasts...
Herobrine has a better voice...
Admin is just a Savage....
I vote Admin
Greifers rule
Best griefing trick, be the admin and have different skins and have a few different names
I say herobrine M8 😎
Get Fucked herobrine and griefer
We we're all minefags at some point, well I still am, and I'm proud
Btw I misspelled can't lol
No guy can beat HEROBRINE and you can ban him
Can't I mean
Lol admin
Well Win Griefer
HEROBRINE WIN BEACAUSE HIS THE BADDES AND THE GRIEFER IS A NOOB!!!!!!!
Griefer wins
Am I the only one that never sees him!!
whos watching in 2018 like if so
griefer won!!!!!!!!!!
3:23 "You may call it an art, but it won't get you laid"
😂
Did you notice that herobrine has a ok face and happy face during the song