JT Machinima - Hello And Goodbye Lyrics






Just quit my gig at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza
And I'm starting over fresh, Hello Neighbor, nice to meet ya

Picked up a new job and the pay is good
So I got relocated to this neighborhood
Can't say if I'll stay for good
But I love how quaint and safe it looks
Just moved in so I'd better unpack
If I leave a mess a neighbor might get on my back
"Clean up your yard!"
Get inside, check that off
Power, lights, better get 'em on
Haul these boxes off of my lawn
Put 'em in my little house where all of 'em belong
Guess the checklist is already done
Was that a car crash? What's going on?

Who's that, across the street?
A strange man I ought to greet
Just hope he's not another freak
On second thought, I'll leave
And try my best to go off to sleep
But why would he lock the basement door?
Then board it up with a two by four?
What's he up to? I can't ignore
I wonder what the rubber gloves are for

I'd like to find out what he's hiding (woops)
Won't be the last time he's caught me spying

I'm only running for the exercise
I swear to god I'm not terrified
I've got suspicions but I don't know why
Should I go say hello?
Or should I just say goodbye?

(I'm really not a nosy person, I swear
Just let me poke around your house, and I'll get out of your hair)
Curiosity killed the cat
But I'll be next, I can promise that
Keep my head down while I'm creeping
He was in the kitchen, how'd he see me?
Sorry Neighbor, just passing by
Beautiful day we're having, right?
Just minding my own business
I'm definitely on his shit list

Screw this, what the hell?
I'll just go introduce myself
Walk up to the door, ring the bell
We could be pals, that'd be swell
Just woke up in my bed
With a pain in my neck and an ache in my head
Look at the bright side, I'm not dead
I should move out, that would make sense
(Eh) Or I could try again
What a mess, total disorder
This house could be in an episode of hoarders
Shhhh, he's not gonna find me
Oh god, is he right behind me?
(Yup)

I'll just hide until he walks away
Normally I suck at cardio but not today

I'm only running for the exercise
I swear to god I'm not terrified
I'm going home to get some rest tonight
I know we just said hello
But now I'm saying goodbye

It's a demented freakshow that I've gotten lost in
There's probably skeletons locked in closets
With deep dark secrets that a shark is guardin'
If he invites you to a pool party, you should probably not swim

This guy's a circus clown
But I'm not a kid to toy with
Next time you drink your milk
Careful, it might be poisoned

Okay, this has gone too far
I'm breaking in his window with a crowbar?
Every step I take, there's a camera watchin'
So logically, I'll just pick his pocket
Too many tools and keys to keep track
Ahh! F**k, a bear trap!
Can't I have one normal day
Without a wannabe Norman Bates?
Talk about mommy problems
I don't wanna judge, but he's probably got 'em

A man with a mannequin family?
Don't you dare put your filthy hands on me
I thought he was long past his prime
But his sprint is just as fast as mine
Must be a lotta exercise
When you get a new neighbor to terrorize
He's predicting my every move
Screw this, I'll go in through the roof
Since he's got every exit covered
If I'm not careful, I'll be six feet under

Lost in a funhouse, but it's not any fun
Time to stop his evil plot with a shot from my gun
You've gotta be kidding. Now I've gotta run!

I'm only running for the exercise
I swear to god I'm not terrified
Flip the power, cut the lights and hide
I know we just said hello
But now I'm going to die!





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  1. K.... M....

    YOU'RE A DISAPPOINTMENT

  2. R.... S....

    *everybody liked this*

  3. W.... H....

    Alpha 2 full game
    Like dislike

  4. M.... M....

    3 years later




    Whats dat?

  5. w.... c....

    This is a song not a rap

  6. J.... J....

    First day of hell oNeighbor

  7. g.... w....

    in 0:53 the basment door closed by it self

  8. J.... M....

    "Argh F### A BEAR TRAP"



    Teachers of the school think that if someone got into trouble.

  9. J.... L....

    Wow 3 years it's been since I've watched this and I still remember most the lyrics

  10. Y.... ....

    This person is so good at raps.

  11. 5.... s....

    1:09
    or should i Just say goodbye

  12. E.... 5....

    2:53 "AGH! F*** a bear trap!"
    It sounds like a rare insult, like "hey you! Go f*** a bear trap!"

  13. b.... p....

    I HAVE died and seen his basment

  14. J.... R....

    Ah understand why 10 year old me really likes this music video

    It was Beautiful
    -Present me

    J.... R....

    Johnremiah Renoblas *and it still is to this day*

  15. o.... d....

    J'ai rien compris je suis français

  16. T.... ....

    Ah the good years of gaming

  17. G.... G....

    Song: "probly skeletons locked in closets"
    Me: TO THE BONE REFERENCES BOI

  18. R.... ....

    screw this what the hell

  19. b.... ....

    Fnaf forever

  20. m.... ....

    why does this remind me of simon and baz snsnnsnsdn

  21. J.... J....

    He is fat

  22. N.... S....

    Nice reference to Fnaf

  23. W.... ....

    Who else came back here after the remastered rap

  24. F.... T....

    3:00
    “Talk about mommy problems,I don’t wanna judge, but he’s probably got ‘em,”
    I feel you neighbour :,<

  25. P.... ....

    This is now in the game a jt record

  26. t.... l....

    Can you please make a fnaf rap

  27. B.... f....

    0:58 listen to no keeping secrets

  28. D.... M....

    When your neighbour has a huge house, you know stuff’s about to go down.

  29. J.... J....

    How old neighbor stop by home I at six

  30. J.... J....

    Why would he put a bear trap and I am and what is that a bear

  31. f.... g....

    Oh hall no

  32. t.... ....

    1:33 When I get rejected by a girl I like

  33. P.... D....

    My favourite part of the song: "Beautiful day we're having, right? 😅 Just minding my own buisness! I'm definately on his sh* list. SCREW THIS, what the hell? I'll just go and introdouce myself!"

  34. K.... T....

    F***** bear trap!🤣😅🤣😅

  35. W.... g....

    You sound like graystillplays

  36. B.... G....

    T⃣h⃣i⃣s⃣ i⃣s⃣ t⃣h⃣e⃣ b⃣e⃣s⃣t⃣ r⃣a⃣p⃣ s⃣o⃣n⃣g⃣

    B.... G....

    \(^o⃣^)/

  37. �.... �....

    2:54 XD nice moment 👏👏👏

  38. a.... g....

    Answer is did you actually finished hello neighbor

  39. S.... ....

    "Are you just runnin' for the exercise?"

    S.... ....

    welcome back to the past

    S.... ....

    Niiiice

  40. I.... R....

    Who else is here after listening to the Secret Neighbor rap?

    I.... R....

    @FredTheBrony me

    I.... R....

    Me too!

  41. T.... L....

    I loved that part wen curiosity killed the cat😂👏👏👏

  42. M.... Q....

    NAH NAH NAH

  43. L.... N....

    2:53 XD

  44. L.... O....

    When you try to get away from a haunted Pizzeria but find yourself near a creepy neighbor.

  45. o.... ....

    "Normally I suck at cardio but not today"

  46. d.... l....

    I like and loveeeeeeeeee the rap

  47. M.... E....

    Kind of a shame this song is outdated now that the full version of Hello Neighbor exists, and we know more about the Neighbor.

  48. C.... O....

    *I'm definitely on his shit list*

  49. T.... L....

    Nice rap

  50. D.... S....

    hello and gooddbyyeeee mee ; dead

  51. f.... g....

    That basement door opened by its self. HOUSE HORROR

  52. F.... A....

    Which of his songs sound like this but is FNaF?

  53. t.... g....

    why hello there old sport

  54. F.... 1....

    You should do a Gravity Falls song if ya can

  55. T.... P....

    honestly playing the game with the Neighbor gender swapped is better

  56. C.... H....

    first of all
    bear traps are for freddy
    2nd sans?
    3rd dontlie

  57. M.... ....

    “Time to stop his evil plot with the shot from my gun

    *MRS OBAMA GET DOWN*

  58. T.... F....

    Nobody:
    Me: I swear to god I'm not t-terrified!

  59. E.... e....

    "Normally I suck at cardio but *NOT TODAY*" my favourite line XD

  60. E.... e....

    I love this SO much

  61. G.... W....

    Great song, I can’t stop listening

  62. d.... t....

    "Curiosity killed the cat."
    Does he mean schrödinger's ?(cool refer lol)

    d.... t....

    darci things it's not a reference to Schrödinger's cat. It's actually an insanely common saying.

    d.... t....

    @First name Last name uh oh i guess i should study sayings

  63. M.... M....

    O s***t

  64. j.... r....

    GAH FUCK A BEAR TRAP!!!

  65. R.... ....

    Oh god man he quit freddy fazbears but thats not good for him 🤔🤔🤔🤔 bruh the nightbor
    Hoo still watches this in 2019 xD

  66. M.... ....

    Likes the song.
    **fast forward 3 years**

    My brain when drinking coffee or whatever:
    3:09 - _"Must be alot of exercise, when you get a new neighbor to terrorize!~"_ 🎵

  67. L.... C....

    alpha? Bc the grave u saw was removed in beta






    I LOVE UR RAPS

  68. L.... C....

    this is a sequel to "Now Hiring At Freddys"
    can i get a link to that one

    L.... C....

    Little Creeper this isn't a sequel, this came out almost an entire year before Now Hiring At Freddy's.

    L.... C....

    @First name Last name and its clear he was joking

    L.... C....

    Jermiah Estacado never underestimate the strange brain of a Fnaf fan.

  69. K.... G....

    You should do dark deception rap

  70. T.... d....

    *maybe there is Skeletons in his basement*


    Sans?.....

    T.... d....

    *Megalovania starts playing*

  71. s.... p....

    heard this not long after it came out, still hoping for an instrumental some time

  72. S.... G....

    Alguém brasileiro

  73. J.... 2....

    Any one in 2020

    J.... 2....

    Nah I'm in 3030

    J.... 2....

    What the future like

  74. A.... B....

    im starting to think its not the neighbours fault

  75. l.... ....

    So this guys life must be awful, first having to escape freddys now having to deal with this dude

  76. I.... ....

    i think this was alpha 2
    PS i find that this genre of games is the most horrifying without needing blood or jumpscares. oh, and im making a multiplayer game thats like this mixed with dead by daylight (different to secret neighbor) called death fights back

    I.... ....

    ItsS1mple alpha 2 had a much smaller house, it was only like 2 stories tall. This is either alpha 3 or 4.

  77. U.... D....

    1like = prayer he lives

  78. U.... D....

    When he quits Freddy he gets the same problem but instead with a human not with robots and even though he gets paid really good for his job he has a bad neighbor that trys killing him so he is thinking "can I move i hate my neighbor"

  79. U.... D....

    Who else thinks they should have a concert where they sing their songs and have live actions of some songs

  80. U.... D....

    I like how the voice goes weird when it says " it's a demented freak show lost in" I like it btw anyone watching in 20@9?

  81. C.... G....

    1:31 "im definitely on his shit list" 😁
    2:55 "agh!F*** a bear trap!" A lel!

  82. D.... T....

    ARE YOU SERIOUS THIS WAS TWO YEARS AGO???? It feels like just last month I was bopping to this in my edgy phase

  83. D.... N....

    Dang I'm remembered when I was obsessed with your raps and fnaf songs.

    Nostalgia hits different.

    D.... N....

    I was at that stage too. I was like, "wow, jt fnaf songs are the best!" Today, im like, "wow, every single jt song is the best!"

  84. Y.... S....

    put this on x2 you won't regret it

  85. p.... R....

    Questa canzone soda bellissimo

  86. P.... S....

    Who heard GIG on freddy fazbears 3 rap song its even here to “Gig”

  87. �.... �....

    A qtr nude

  88. A.... K....

    i love when he gets in the bear trap he says fing

  89. A.... c....

    "AGHH FUCK A BEAR TRAP"
    ME:*died of laughter*

  90. M.... L....

    I love the Fredy reference!

  91. J.... 2....

    I feel the lyrics in this music video is JT's exact thoughts when playing the game

  92. P.... G....

    I love how you make real life with this song

  93. t.... d....

    Wooooooow so coooooool