JT Machinima - Get Schwifty Numero Dos Lyrics






SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!

Oh no Rick, the Cromulons are back again!
Oh wow Morty, th-th-that's uncanny
It's almost as if two pathetic YouTube guys
Decided to make their own musical tribute to Rick and Morty's adventures
An-and they couldn't think of a more original way to start the song
Wait, what are you talking about?
Nevermind, that doesn't make nay sense
Morty and MC Bulldops back in the hizzy
All my glip lops, all my glip glops, put your hands in the air
Morty, Morty, drop me a fat beat
Okay, Rick

Representin' Earth C-137
Y-You won't get a better-
Better Rick Sanchez is any dimension
ARREST HIM!
HE'S GOT A RAP SHEET OF GALACTIC OFFENSES!
None of which were sexual
Everybody consented
[*burp*]
I get up in the morning
Pull my Morty out of bed
Time for another demented adventure again
Every time we come this close to ending up dead
Remember when we buried ourselves?
That messed with my head!
Yeah, that was dark
It's in the past though, Morty
I'm gonna have to ask you to put this in your asshole shortly
No way, I was a victim of a Jelly Bean Predator
Think of it this way, Morty
You're just building more character

Beth, let's be serious
Your father's off his rocker
I've got no regrets, Jerry
[*burp*]
But I can't speak for my daughter
Oh my god, this family's such an embarrassment
Nobody asked you, Summer
Come back when you become relevant

You have the formula for Dark Matter
Hand it to me!
Check between my asscheeks
If you want the recipe I'll shock you like a mindfuck
Call it Inception
Just like Scary Terry
I'M ALL UP IN YOUR HEAD, BITCH!

Oh hi, Jessica!
Morty, ignore that chick
Ya know, human females only have 3 orifices
Why would anyone ever need any more than that, Rick?
Morty, trust me
You're gonna get bored of that quick

DROP SOME MORE OF THAT CHORUS SHIT!

Schwifty
Get Schwifty
Wubba lubba dub dub
Schwifty
Get Schwifty
Wubba lubba dub dub

I gotta go to school, Rick
That's what my parents say
Shut up, Morty
[*burp*]
You don't have any friends there anyway
Well at least when I had a kid
I stuck around!
You raised him pretty well
He destroyed the whole fucking town
A sexbot, Morty
That's the best you can do
You needed me to get Jessica interested in you
Well, don't forget you couldn't make it work out with Unity
Sounds like a job for Mr. Meeseeks!
LOOK AT ME!

I'm fed up with always getting taken for granted
I should've killed your ass at the festival back on Purge Planet!
Whoa, Morty, I'm impressed, that was pretty harsh
Sorry, Rick, I gotta lay off the Yummy Yums bars
It's all good, little man
My homies got our back!
Bird Person
Squanchy
Even Reverse Giraffe!
[*scream*]
Just a parasite, it's under control
Good job, Rick!
Thanks, Mr. Poopybutthole!

Schwifty
Get Schwifty
Wubba lubba dub dub
Schwifty
Get Schwifty
Wubba lubba dub dub

YEAHH!
Rick And Morty
Morty And Rick
Track number-number two
NUMERO DOS!
YEAHH!
This is our song
MOTHERFUCKERS!
Get Schwifty

Morty on the mic
And I'm high on Purgenol
I'll set fire to this track
Before I fuckin' burn you all!
You know I may not be smart
But I've got a lot of heart
I make all the tough calls
Like the time I killed Fart

Yeah Morty, we'll do-
We'll do whatever it costs
To get that Mulan Szechuan Teriyaki dipping sauce!
Even it if means calling the Seal Team Ricks
Just kidding
LICK MY BALLS, YOU TALENTLESS DICKS!

I'm the one true Morty
And that's a fact
Alone we aren't much
But we are strong as a pack!
I'm the Mortiest Morty
And that makes me pretty awesome
Careful, a Cocky Morty
Can lead to some real problems

Lets take a break at Blips And Chitz!
Watchin' Ball Fondlers, it's the shit!
Pest Patrol with Pickle Rick!
Kalaxian Crystals, give me a hit

I survived Anatomy Park
Get on my level
I made Satan my bitch
Now he calls me The Devil
Portal hoppin' every day
It's my favorite hobby
Shut the door!
Can't you see that I'm Squanching?!

You couldn't trick me with a million-layered simulation
Guess who collapsed The Galast-Galactic Federation
I've got a solution for any bad situation
Even Tiny Rick was a massive sensation

Schwifty
Get Schwifty
Wubba lubba dub dub
Schwifty
Get Schwifty
Wubba lubba dub dub

Yeah motherfuckers
Rick and Morty
Ah, Rick and Morty Rap
Ah uh yeahhhhhh
Season 3, Rick and Morty Rap
Season 3, Rick and Morty
Um, all day, all night
Only, well, only on
Fuck... on ah Sunday nights
But yeahhhhhh

I LIKE WHAT YOU GOT
I WILL NOW SUBSCRIBE TO THIS YOUTUBE CHANNEL
AND PERHAPS CHECK OUT THEIR MERCH STORE
I REALLY HOPE THESE HATS COMING CROMULON SIZE





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  1. G.... ....

    2020 any one

  2. A.... ....

    Get Shwifty

  3. K.... T....

    Nice rap video

  4. B.... ....

    Can we all agree that the best part of this song is the chorus

  5. S.... ....

    When you take to much drugs and your in a school presentation

  6. F.... K....

    Best duo rap Rick and morty

  7. M.... ....

    Seriously, Rick's right, Morty should stop wasting time with Jessica. A whole multiverse and he's sticking with a girl who barely sees him. There are INFINITE REDHEADS, Morty. INFINITE REDHEADS.

  8. Q.... G....

    someone plis make 1 hour of dis xD

  9. D.... B....

    Geezer add season 4 to the mix

  10. E.... G....

    Your gonna get bord of that Quick

  11. E.... G....

    Yep that was dark

  12. P.... R....

    I'm Pickle Rick

  13. F.... S....

    “Nobody asked you summer come back when u become relevant”

  14. s.... p....

    Yes Rick and morty

  15. J.... G....

    I love Rick and Morty funny😂😂😂😂

  16. W.... H....

    Would you rather

    Have your own Morty or Become Rick

  17. T.... P....

    Get shwifty 😎
    🤙😜🖕
    (gonna rewatch on speed 1.25)

  18. O.... ....

    this is the song that saved earth from the cromulons

  19. S.... 1....

    This hits different when you know what waba doba dob dob means

  20. E.... �....

    This is awesome

  21. s.... u....

    Your Rick impression is good in my opinion

  22. x.... g....

    All those likes are from the ricks and mortys of other dimensions

  23. R.... ....

    Wait that was an impression!? I thought it was the real deal!

  24. C.... O....

    Make a “I squanch my family” song.

  25. V.... F....

    Not anywhere in the song did it say get schwifty Nomero dos

  26. C.... ....

    Wabalubadubdub

  27. W.... C....

    Dang this is really good

  28. i.... m....

    numero dos jaja

  29. N.... ....

    Wubba Luna dub dub 1:41

  30. U.... R....

    Im not shure

  31. h.... ....

    Shit I must be getting slow with my old age skull Crusher hats really the jokes write themselves I guess I'm as blind as Glenn at least he could see you and his balls at the same time

  32. F.... D....

    I haven't seen the series but luckily some child friendly channels talk about sometimes so I get most of the references

  33. Z.... V....

    *get schwifty*
    *WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB*

  34. J.... J....

    Whos hyped for all the season 4 episodes coming, I just saw season 4, episode 1!

  35. O.... T....

    great impersonation, i was looking through the info to see if the actual voice actors were there

  36. C.... g....

    XD morty y su pandereta

  37. S.... A....

    This is so beautiful ಥ‿ಥ

  38. p.... g....

    is there anyone here who is brazilian? it was just to know why I am

  39. L.... B....

    You know what you can keep it

  40. L.... B....

    This is Rick here just so you know I should get all the money because you know it's about me.......... thanks this is the only multiverse that has this so it is pretty special......Morty mordy made me watch this so ya

  41. H.... m....

    Show me what you got...I like what you got

  42. G.... B....

    Birdpersons dead killed by summers phycopath friend Tammy.

  43. S.... t....

    Wubba Lubba Dub Dub...

  44. F.... B....

    1 like=1 pickle rick,poopy buthole aaaaaaand um uuuuuh MOOOOOOOOOM!

  45. M.... A....

    Nobody:

    Cronomulon: *Show me what you got*

  46. K.... N....

    Damn I can't stress enough of how good this is. There expression are one point and that they know what there rapping about by calling out lots fun little Easter egg and cool nods. Even having the theme remixed in to an awesome course

  47. T.... J....

    Wearing a "seal team Rick" t shirt

  48. b.... b....

    Did u get the real morty voice actor for this?

  49. A.... P....

    So, the impressions are pretty solid. They sound fairly close to the actual characters

  50. E.... W....

    one word:
    amazing

  51. g.... t....

    Season 4 coming

  52. c.... ....

    excellent as usual

  53. S.... ....

    2 0 1 9 ?

  54. h.... ....

    Everything you got is free thanks to assholes on the internet if I ever get the chance I do love throw a couple thousand in all your directions but for now I'm broke or I would be the kick Commander

  55. M.... M....

    Yes, I suscribe

  56. C.... ....

    Lmao he has amazing impersonations

  57. Z.... ....

    BRO I LOVE THIS. I love how you put in stutters while Rick was rapping, just like the show! Also, I lived the Wubba Lubba Dub Dub. AMAZING SONG, DUDES. I'mma subscribe real fast

  58. a.... t....

    I hate this show whit all my soul but I couldn't help but listen to this rap

  59. K.... O....

    Im pickle rickkkkkkkkkk

  60. a.... a....

    1:09 is the best!!

  61. m.... 2....

    Tick And Mortis

  62. Q.... L....

    yes what i need

  63. B.... 0....

    Ohh yeah shwifty

  64. D.... ....

    Actually, I love the lyrics. The voices are pretty good. I don't know if the beeps for me, but I'll listen to this a few times and see if it grows on me 😋

  65. J.... B....

    RIP summer 2016 to 2016 1:13

    J.... B....

    Wubba lubba dub dub

  66. f.... c....

    who did the voices?

    Because, to be honest, they are identical to the originals that surprised me all, including the personality that is preserved in music and Lines

  67. N.... ....

    Wubba lubba dub dub

  68. G.... H....

    Without this song l would have never watched rick and morty

  69. I.... T....

    Jerry suks

  70. H.... L....

    Rap of Deadpool

  71. P.... G....

    I wish this was the song in the tv show

  72. o.... s....

    0:27 is when the song starts

  73. s.... t....

    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  74. K.... T....

    Wubba lubba dub dub means I am in great pain please help me

  75. n.... ....

    This isnt Epic Rap Battle of Rick and Morty? Could have fooled me. The flow is similar.

  76. R.... R....

    This song is amazing good job JT

  77. P.... ....

    Why does morty scream like a psyco?

  78. p.... g....

    3:00 is basically everytime I get in a rap battle

  79. C.... c....

    Great...do futurama next!

  80. .... ....

    PICKLE RICK!!!

  81. E.... D....

    2,9 k jerries dont like the video

  82. M.... D....

    I want this songs soundtrack, really like it, but can't hear it well xd

  83. T.... R....

    Nobody cares Summer, come back when you're relevant.

  84. T.... D....

    Rick and Morty OMG thanks J T Music you're the best

  85. C.... ....

    Wow, 2 years already passed

  86. C.... S....

    You guys show me go song with baldi song what you should make fake the evil kind of baldi

  87. D.... O....

    I've watched this video dozens of times, and only JUST NOW noticed Rick has a uni-brow.

  88. P.... ....

    WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB

  89. 5.... ....

    Oh. My. God. HOW DID IT TAKE ME SO LONG TO DISCOVER THAT THIS eXiStS OH MY GOD THANK YOU FOR THIS GIFT

    5.... ....

    You are gonna get bored of the quick.

  90. A.... M....

    I fucking love you for making this!!

  91. n.... g....

    Fak you

    n.... g....

    You mean fuck you right?

  92. c.... t....

    morty on the mic and i'm high purgenol, i'll set fire to this track BEFORE I F*CKIN' BURN YOU ALL

  93. G.... ....

    I didn't even know I was listening to this at 1.25x speed..

  94. R.... 1....

    If you call yourself a Rick you're really just a Jerry




    That's why I'm Summer

  95. s.... ....

    0:28 actual song start.