JT Machinima - Garden Warfare 2 Rap Battle Lyrics
[Chorus:]
Garden Warfare, it might sound quite absurd
Plants and Zombies are rising from the Earth
They all look goofy, if that's what you prefer
But don't forget that it's the end of the world
[Captain Deadbeard:]
I'm your Captain, I demand respect
Avast me hearties, all hands on deck
When I man the cannon, every plant will panic
One Barrel Blast and I'll send 'em scramblin'
A pirate's always got his Parrot Pal
With a trusty spyglass, I'll shoot ye down
See my pistol? She's a gleaming beauty
I've got a peg leg, but I still kick booty
Have a glass of OJ, you look thirsty
Sounds like you got a bad case of scurvy
I'm cutting through the horde with my Orange Beam
Got an EMPeach to wreck your machines
Now clear the path, cuz I'm rollin' in
Knock you on your ass like a bowlin' pin
This ain't Vitamin C that I'm dealin' out
After I get my bounty, I'll be peelin' out
[Chorus]
[Rose:]
To be a zombie, oh, what a shame
I'm a rose by any other name
A true sorceress of the organic sort
But my magic thistles are filled with thorns
Put you in a Time Snare and watch you squirm
Before I put you back under the dirt with worms
Turn you into a goat, so you don't ba-ah-ah-other me
Look, Clark Kent got a lobotomy
[Super Brainz:]
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's Super Brainz
[Rose:]
That's stupid, you don't even use the cape
[Super Brainz:]
Hey, if I'm the hero, you're the bad guy
See my jumsuit? (Damn, is that tight)
Don't make me tell you where I'll put my boot
I'll beat you to a pulp and cut your roots
I'm flyin' high, shooting super beams
I'm in every female teenage zombie's dreams
[Chorus]
[Kernel Corn:]
Kernel Corn, comin' in hot
You better be ready for my Butter Barage
With a jumping Husk Hop and a well-aimed Shuck Shot
You wouldn't believe I'm only made of one stalk
See the trickshots that I'm poppin' off?
I have a hard time keeping it on the cob
I'll give you a show, so grab your popcorn
(I just ran out) Well, I've got a lot more
[Imp:]
You're the worst, what a corny verse
[Kernel Corn:]
Shut up, you dwarf!
[Imp:]
Being short can work
Size doesn't matter, ask my blasters
I'll crash this party like a bad disaster
Come get a load of my brand new toy
(Standby, Z-Mech's been deployed)
Launching missiles while I stomp around
Hey, which one of us is the smallest now?
[Chorus]
Have no fear, Super Brainz is here!
Seriously, that get-up is ridiculous
At least he doesn't eat compost for breakfast!
Coming from the midget who eats brains
Arr! Lame comeback
Let's see you do better
Arr, I'll admit, your scurvy line was pretty good
Hey, uh... thanks
Actually dig the outfit, man
Aye! Thank ye
Yeah, it's pretty cool
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JT Machinima Garden Warfare 2 Rap Battle Comments
0:50 they predicted lunch time at the lab lmao
I came for my childhood 6 years ago 😔
0:42 Scientist’s cartoony tune rap :/
this rap is fire and like the cactus because of the Crying thing XD
1:36 potato mine
Damn, I feel old
Im a pvz veteran Dawg
2:26 lol 😂
Everyone’s talking about something else, but NOBODYS TALKING ABOUT WHERE THE BATTLE FOR NEIGHBORVILLE RAP IS?!
bfn rap????????????????????
Plants Exist To Protect Humans From The Zombie In The Plants Vs Zombies Universe Tho
Still a legendary game series
Cool jt , thanks
This song and the game were the biggest part of my childhood and coming back to see warms my heart
Edit: the beat is the best part
I’m sorry I forgot to call the nurse
My favorite part of the song:
"What happens when a zombie doctor comes face to face with a hungry chomper.LUNCHTIME! I'll put you where my teeth is, you undead geeks get rest in pieces.
How did you get it to my channel SHIT. Why do you threaten me. And all possible abuse to hide. What is shy suggested shit. Who cares. It's CRIMINAL.
why this game isnt on switch i want to play it like on my old xbox360 but everyone left
This garden warfare game was made five years ago, they are not going to provide this on switch, sorry.
@rebel ohio i know that why its sad but this game was a legend i hope there will be a remake
@theo verdi no remake in the makes they are updating battle for neighborville now
@theo verdi tho you can still find lobbys itll just be a little bit difficult
Talk about stink.
my haters smell like death!
this music video might look good on the car radio
Sunflower: *Roasts All Star My Favourite Character*
Me:Well She Is Just Plain As Sh*t She Is An Ass And Is Gay
All the characters in the game are actually plain
A boogie boogie boogie BOOGIE BOOGIE BOOGIE
listen to this in 2x
pvz gw 2 rap is better :/
Man,i'm feeling so nostalgic,because i was obsessed with this.
I remember listening to this 5 years ago this is some big noglastia
I got a brn ad
god, who else is watching this? seriously, I was ten when I was obsessed with this shit ;;
Bendy rap porfa
I'm surprised Soldier didn't have a line like this:
"I'm gonna ZPG all the Gatling Peas,
make sure they don't get another hit on me"
My favorite part is when the chopper said the fatter they are the better they taste
0:53 XD
Lol best rap ever
Music jt plant vs zombies dije sangat bagus dan lucu
why is youtube wrecking my life, i love zombies why do they have to eat all of the guys :(
I love it
For nightcore put the playback speed to 1.25
Nostalgia
I wish there is a clean version :P bc I wanna upload this song to roblox
Sorry but you can't steal fame from this to put on roblox
@Francisco Estrada I'm not trying to steal the video for credit,I'll put the link to the video and the channel I just love this song
@blazer the gamer Ok that's fine
Ass sorry 1:43
0:53
chomper:lunchtime!
me:lol!
Scientists said that
2019 anyone?
kids eat your veggies or i'll force 'em down ya
Now we need Battle for Neighborcity.
En español
PROUD CACTII WE STAND
This song is perfect
I like the sunflower
Guys whos youre favorite plant or zombie???
Is the appropriate for a movie cuz I have a movie and it says all the bad words
The Sunflower is the best to sing
In one universe plant vs zombie hapoened and theyreversion of d day did too but i dont know wich one are the nazi the zombs or plants
1:43 it's been *_five years_* and that's the first time i heard the (sorry) part
make a 3e 😀😀😀😀😀🤗
А нельзя было перевести на русский
*eats a scientist*
"The fatter they are the better they taste"
PVZ Garden warfare 2 is more better because you can play offline and you can play a private server
You are beset YouTube ever
My favorite plant chomper
my favourite is peashooter and my favourite zombie is all star
2014? REALLY!? IT SEEMS LIKE 2017 HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST
Not trynna be rude but the woahohohoh part is cringe as shit
Stop cussing
Chomper gets 1st place
Ok 2019 this game has changed my life
Anyone notice that the soldier and scientist have the same running animation 0:58
Let’s hope you make another rap when the new game comes out!
I wanna play this game so much!
It took me 5 time to click on and off the video to skip a Axe ad
Favourite part= only your mother could love something ugly
l love your videos
greet me plis
Watching the video is cringy. Listening to it is AWESOME
Why are they swearing in a game that's ment for kids?
2019 anyone?
I nice song 😍
*i am caught up in garden warfare*
Kids who watched this and enjoyed it now play fortnite
[Coffee Ghost] tRu
This is awesone rap.
Peashoter is the best
Que lastima que no esta en español :'v
0:43 did i just witness a zombie curse?
you forgot boss mode!
*sprint tackle*
Trop drôles
My favorite part was
“Coming at you with a jackhammer attack
Plus you can see half of my fat ass crack”
I WAS GONNA EAT HIM!!! XD
Well the next human being we see is mine!!!
Hey let’s get J.T. music to 3 million subscribers cuz they deserve that cuz they are amazing!!!!
The sience gut sounds like a mean papyrus
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍✌
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Skull and Pat
To be honest I didn't really like the song :/ BUT IT WAS AWESOME!!!!!!
Cofre do estado do Rio Grande do Sul e todos os dias pra mim ir na mega artesanal amanhã vou
Skull XD