JT Machinima - Enderman vs. Dirt Block Lyrics
[JT Machinima:]
I'm an Enderman, like a Slenderman
I'll find your daughter on MySpace and friend her man
You won't believe that I'm a tender man, ha
Well, maybe not, but I pretend I am
And when you look at me in the eye try not to wet your pants
I'm an Enderman, with my ender clan
And you're just another piece to my ender plan
[Dan Bull:]
On the third day, God mad the Earth, hey
I'm pretty sure that means today's my birthday, yay!
Yeah, I'm the dirtblock, the first block you break
Without me you'd be lost for days
No trees, no grass, no farms, no fruit
I'm a fundamental element part of every land
To beat me, Enderman, you'd better invent a better plan
This whole fight is kinda pointless
Let's just kick back and enjoy this
Enderman vs. Dirtblock
Weirdest shit I've heard of
I'll bet two pork chops on the tall guy
Double or nothing on the short guy
Hope this doesn't take a long time
Take a seat, we might be here all night
[JT Machinima:]
I'm an Enderman, cuz I said I am
I'll steal a block from your house cuz I said I can
When I said I'm better, yes, I meant it, man
You can't even rap...ok, I guess you can
I'm a scary dude. that is very true
You can't even walk around, but I'll carry you
I'll go find another block for you to talk to
Before you drop another bar, I might just drop you
And then I'll drop some dubstep too
[Dan Bull:]
Right.....
I keep it simple, I'm not difficult to render
Stare you in the face and make you lose your temper
Yeah, I'll put out the eyes of Ender
Put 'em in a blender, then return to sender
I'm a Dirtblock, I'm blowing up like the Hurt Locker
You just repeat the same gimmick like a hopper
Oooh, see the stupid magic trick that he can do?
Bitch, how's it feel to have a meter cube beating you?
Alright, Alright. Let's Settle This Rivalry Survival Style
Give up now, Enderman
You'd Like That, Wouldn't You?
For every one of you, there's thousands of me
Yeah, But I Can Walk On You All Day
What?!
And don't forget
Yeah?
I know how to fight dirty
[JT Machinima:]
I didn't wanna have to say this, I held it back
But you're the kind of guy I'd wipe on my welcome mat
Rap battle with an Enderman is asking for trouble
All I need to beat you (pause for effect) is a shovel
You'll be pushing up daisies from underground
Ha, that was good, someone write that down
Okay, let's call a truce before this gets ugly
I gotta make sure the Ender Ladies still love me
[Dan Bull:]
YAH You couldn't make a friend, Enderman, poor you
Everywhere you walk, people always ignore you
All you do is jump around, stand and stop
Make funny sounds move random blocks, thanks a lot, cock
I keep it underground, while you just wander round
So I think it's obvious which one of us just won the round
But if you're still not sure which one of us is a bigger name
Look, I'm the actual icon for the fricken game!
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JT Machinima Enderman vs. Dirt Block Comments
“This whole thing is kind of pointless”
But is it?
I think the villagers were better than either
But why did the PRIEST have to swear I thought the nitwit would:/
The face on the dirt block reminds me of anoing orenge
I kinda want an instrumental of this.
Enderman is my friend
This is really the weirdest thing I heard and it's good
Enderman has better roasts, but at the same time, Dirt Block is right about there being nothing if he was gone, so #TEAMENDERMAN
Okay so in like 2012 my family had a lake house but we didn’t have WiFi. So our neighbor gave us HIS WiFi password, but we only used it for emergencies. Or, they didn’t tell me that.
I managed to run up our neighbor’s WiFi bill by 500 DOLLARS because I used his WiFi to watch Minecraft rap battles. This is one of the two I remember watching and being obsessed with, along with creeper vs zombie. I still remember all of the lyrics to both and I hate myself
The dirt block is the winner
endrman
I’m back cause this shit popped into while I was taking a shit
Good that I don’t need to rap but I am for the ENDERMAN...
*Right..*
Ender man I made surviveal better
0:53 When your watching a WWE fight
Villagers won XD
Poor enderman he was crying 😢
I used to watch this shit 😂
And the winner is...
The Villagers!
1:38 "I keep it simple I'm not difficult to render."
1.14.0: not anymore.
Since when do da dang blocks in minecraft talk
Dirt Block:
Look, I'm the actual icon for the fricken game!
Villagers: OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
everything the dirtblock said was about the grassblock not the dirtblock so enderman won!
Hello police? I’d like to report a murder.
1:39 "I keep it simple I'm not difficult to render" oh really? talk to 1.14
The wierdest shit I've ever seen
Man that block knew how to fight *dirty*
Who was Dan Bull, enderman or dirt block?
Enderman team!
Why the instrumental is so cool ??
*WHaT KInD oF wOrLD WoULd YoU LiVE iN wIThoUt mE*
Man I loved enderman why you have to do that to him
It was actually a grass block, but ok...
That poor villager had to give up 4 pork chops. . .
Dan bull for the win
Dirt Block ended the Enderman
2:34 "I'm the actual icon for the freakin' game"
Crafting Table: Hold my beer
Minecraft YouTuber's: This whole fight is kind of pointless...
Me: Let's kick back and just enjoy this!
Skeleton: Enderman vs Dirt block... weirdest shit I've ever heard of...
Zombie: I bet two pork chops on the tall guy
Creeper: Double or nothing on the small guy
Your Minecraft Girlfriend who's probs a troll: Hope this doesn't take a long time.
Herobrine: Take a seat we might be here all night.
Dirt block
Love how they referenced this is Mob Rap 6
Greatest song of all time
enderman won
"dirt block, dirt block, dirt block!" XD poor Endy…. lol.
Dirt won
I'm on the Ender team. The dirt block is dumb.😠
I so sad 😔 because enderman didn't win
Wonderful video!
Why did dirt block win I wanted enderman to win
Dirtblock won
(Dirt Block)
What kind of world would you live in without me.
We will support you all the earth beneath your feet.
This crazy world keeps turning but this Dirt will hold its ground.
Excuse me, who are you and can you put me down!
Anyone 2k18 here? :DD
Tfw you get roasted by a dirt block
XD stupid song made but also best 😂
Dirt block
All. Have to. Say is 🐱meow
nostalgia
Enderman rocks
this vidio is laggy
lol i love endy
DIRT BLOCK RULES
like if you agree
The Enderman should have picked up the dirt block and drop it into the lava 😂
Sreriously, Dirt? The strongest punchline was you being the game icon.
Dirt block: .... Enderman: scream
*cough* they used grass blocks *cough cough*
This battle isn’t pointless it was lit🔥🔥🔥 Nice serves, dirt block wins 💯
WHY on earth is this even needed
No one won
Why do I lose😭😭😭😭😭
It’s good but I still think an enderman vs water bucket would have been better
LOL
The Endermann vs Dirt_block
Luck this wow
The Endermannn winn😎
And the Dirt_block Loser !!!!😈
I think that enderman won because the dirt block was a GRASS BLOCK
Dirt won
the line I can relate to is "Enderman vs dirt block, weirdest s### I ever herd of" not insulting btw
Personally I think endermen are better than dirt blocks but the dirt block destroyed the enderman. Also endermans rap was kinda bland.
Dirt block wins XD
WHAT WERE FUCKING ON WHEN THEY MADE THIS SHIT BISCUIT AND SHOVED IT IN MY ASS?
Enderman
Dirt sucks endy luck enderman my boiii yeah dirt house sucks
DIRT i love it btw we need dirt enderman is boring
Lol the enderman lost to the most unwanted block
plese make iron golem vs zombie golem!
That was my birthday!
0:38 I’m pretty sure that WOOD is the first block people break in Minecraft
Did the villagers steal dantdms voice?
The enderman won!!
Amazing rap!
This is why Enderman doesn't like rapping in the Mob Rap series! XD
The dirt won the"Minecraft"part
This is Awesome😂
Endrman
I hate dirt and enderman
Dirt Block Won.
Oof. 3 years ago.
Any of y'all here from the 6th mob rap? Dirt block should've been Dan Bull there
People are saying that the Enderman won, but even though it's just my opinion... the dirt block had better verses.
They actually put a face on the dirt block LOl 😆
1:45 1:46 that is really offensive
Enderman won in my eyes!!!
0:50 villager wins
Dirt block ftw even though he lied a bit , he really isn’t the first block you break
never thought Id say this but dirt won
dome song whats next a creeper vs clay rap song
love what u said