JT Machinima - Don't Make 'Em Like They Used To (Soldier 76 vs Reaper Rap Battle) Lyrics
[Intro:]
Alright Morrison, it's time to settle our differences...
In a rap battle!
None of that hip-hop garbage... gimme something that rocks
Oh yeah... I can work with this!
Ha, such a comedian
[Soldier 76:]
Before we get started I must apologize
I'm not a hero anymore, so I'm not gonna be nice
I'm a soldier, who put the world on his shoulders
You're just a ghost who can't hold his composure
I'm older, but I'm getting better with age
Call this a eulogy, you're getting sent to your grave
Old dog, new tricks, my bite's as bad as my bark
[Reaper:]
I've been to the grave, I've already come back
But I'll be at your funeral, and I'll look good in black
I'll be undertaking while you're Overwatching
Trust me, I'm not the only dead man walking
I always got annoyed when you played boy scout
Then you got destroyed, how's unemployment now?
You were never a commander with an ass I would kiss
Speaking of which, 76, put your sights on this
[Soldier 76:]
I'm not pointing fingers, I won't say who betrayed us
But we've got a weak link, his name is Gabriel Reyes
[Reaper:]
It's easy to make me a scapegoat for the blame
While you're the head of Overwatch taking all of the praise
On the Blackwatch, my job was the hardest
You called yourself a hero while I'm hauling your garbage
[Soldier 76:]
I never pegged you as the whiny kind of guy
What you gonna do, Gabe? Cry, cry, cry?
[Chorus 1:]
In with the old, out with the new
They don't make'em like they used to
Kids these days got it easy
Try as hard as they want, they're not gonna be me
Justice and vengeance, in an epic standoff
You might call us old news, but don't call me grandpa!
[Reaper:]
Back in Switzerland, we both survived the blast
All you had to show for it was a minor scratch
[Soldier 76:]
But these scars go deeper, you should see that, Reaper
The only reason I was leader is because you were weaker
[Reaper:]
I'll feast on your soul like a wholesome snack
I have no moral code that will hold me back
[Soldier 76:]
I'm not with Overwatch, I don't roll like that
Just goes to show, you don't know Jack
[Reaper:]
Death walks, with a couple of shotguns
You'd better run when it blossoms
[Soldier 76:]
Spraying and praying, you ain't even aiming
My Tactical Visor is activating
I don't see Mercy, better find a nurse
I know you're into black magic, but I'm your curse
[Reaper:]
You're a washed-up has-been, better get practice
Lookin' like a burnout with his letterman jacket
[Chorus 2:]
In with the old, out with the new
They don't make'em like they used to
We've been fightin' since the Crisis
I got a lot of war stories for my kids
Rainin' shells, and Pulse Grenades
Everybody better get to shelter
Hasn't anyone told ya to respect your elders
[Soldier 76:]
You reap what you sow, check your ego
And keep that mask on, you demon freakshow
[Reaper:]
You're a walking clichè, I'm a sleek bandito
Say "hasta la vista", mi amigo
[Soldier 76:]
I'm an army of one, punk, get off my lawn
[Reaper:]
I'm on the graveyard shift, and I'll finish the job
[Soldier 76:]
Sorry, but it doesn't count if you finish it badly
I'll keep you in line, who's your daddy?
Oh... this is awkward...
[Ana:]
Oh please, I've never laughed harder
How could either one of you believe that Pharah was your daughter?
[Reaper:]
So you're telling us now
[Soldier 76:]
That it can't be one of us?
[Ana:]
I wouldn't tell you two, even if she was
Between your petty insults, rhymes that are boring
I can't believe for once that I'm the one snoring
You have the gall to call yourself grown men?
Ha! Just remember, mother knows best
[Chorus 3:]
In with the old, out with the new
They don't make'em like they used to
Kids these days got it easy
Try as hard as they want, they're not gonna be me
Justice and vengeance, in an epic standoff
You might call us old news, but don't call me grandma
[Outro:]
An eye for an eye
You can't bargain with death
It's time to put this battle to rest
He started it
Ugh, shut up
Shhh....
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JT Machinima Don't Make 'Em Like They Used To (Soldier 76 vs Reaper Rap Battle) Comments
That ending tho!!!!!!
If we get an Overwatch movie, I hope we get a final (?) showdown between Reaper and 76 like what went down in The Last Airbender with Azula and Zuko. No talk, just dramatic music and an unholy amount of badassery.
If you are reaper like _if you are solider:76 comment
Funny And stoped it.😂
Death walks with a couple of shotguns better run when it blossoms
"Don't call me grandpa!"
Me: ok boomer.
How many shotguns does reaper has
My guest:
Its over nine billion
Reaper 76 be like
Reaper sucks
1:41 ok boomer
Few hours later:
Soldier and Reaper are waking up in the strange basement. It's full of different adult toys.
Ana's staying in front of them and saying:
I will show you, how to fight without my permission.
Soldier 76 is badass he's my suga daddy~
Remember that reaper and solider mains still exist.
Plus the *in with the old out with the new, they don't make em like they used to, kids these days got It easy, try as hard as they want, they're not gonna be me* is still stuck in my head.
Ok boomers
"I'm not with Overwatch, I don't roll like that
Just goes to show, you don't know Jack."
Slick
I mean soldier 76 was good but not to good so I pick reaper
*In the middle of Soldier and Reaper's battle*
Ana: Boys, stop fighting or I'll ground you and take away your guns.
Soldier and Reaper: *Immediately stop fighting*
Reaper won
4:31 night night grandma
76 sounds like Patrick form spongbob with a cold and he’s angry
The only thing I dont like is that soldier kinda mumbling, and I get it! That voice is probably hard to do!
ok boomer
2 boomers in a rap battle
Everybody gangsta till Ana wipes out Soldier and Reaper with insults
Lights out!
We all know that soldier76 is not the real soldier.
Tf2: soldier is.
It's OK, but not as good as da games version.
Wait so reaper and 76 are brothers then?
Ok boomer
2016:WOW this is awesome!
2019:Okay Boomers.
Ok boomers god I hate myself
"Kids these days got it easy"
Okay boomer
"Dont call me grandpa "
Me: ok boomer
Lil, lonely grandpas.
OK boomer
WOW! This rap is AMAZING. My two favorite DPS'es fight in rap <3
Ok, Boomer
3:36 so we just gonna ignore that both soldier and reaper put their seed in Ana
"you might call us old news, but don't call me boomer"
Ok boomer
This should be renamed to the Boomer vs Boomer rap.
No boomer vs boomer 76
Sounds like a boomr made this
Even if I wasn't a Reaper main, Reaper won
rhyme all you want cause i played overwatch
since it's launch
*Mother Knows Best*
But where am I ?????????????????????????????
Reaper won.
Soider76 is the best
Her father is actual a native american man if I remember correctly
I never realized anna was the best on spitting the roasts
Reaper won. That aside it be funny for Reaper to be Pharahs Dad. Have a whole Luke Skywalker moment with her. With the whole join the darkside thing included. :P
I like how neither of them won.
I thought Reaper would win, but Ana won
Reaper is BADASS
To be fair if it is one of those that that is Pharahs dad it would be Gabriel cause Jack is gay sooooo
Soldier vs reaper... Ana wins /:
Somehow I don't think soldier is pharas dad
Sigma watching them from the difference judging them
Mr jt music. Are you American? Or united kingdom?
76: I never pegged you as a whiny kind of guy
Also 76: hE sTarTeD iT
Ana: I wouldn't tell you even if you even if you were.
Reaper: Aw come on!
Reaper winssss
I love the ending. 😂😂😂😂😂 4:23
Reaper is my DADDY
They are so gay for each other but will never admit it XD
i have been in a grave
ME: you guys are both dead just zombies that are soldiers
Reaper sounds like Thor
Jack sounds like star lord trying to have a deep voice
Monika VS Giffany
Plz
Jack: Ugh...he started it.
Reaper: Shut up.
Love that line every time I hear it. Never gets old.
I think this is the best overwatch rap battle i ever heard
THANK U I AGREE
Reaper is a pro
yes he is my bud..
I wonder what reaper looks like without that mask?
i was just about to say
:76: hey whats up Gabriel on you blackwatchv :Reaper: what do you think talon is panning to kill overwatch cuz we we've had problems killing omnics :76: okay but i got a secret weapon :Reaper: what is it oh your pulse rifle i can kill even if i used that thing :76: s**t (REAPER USES DEATH BLOSSEM) :76: X_X
I think we all think that reaper is better
just thinking, aren't we old by the time this happening so they should respect us
i would say Ana won this rap battle XDDD
I ship them
Reaper76
Anyone else who ship them
3:28. uumm, is that a Faggot alert I hear?
Reaper: I’ll be at your funeral and I’ll look good in black.
Crows: but we’ll always look better.
Soldier Won 76
"Against a kid, you can't hold his composure" 😂😂😂
To angry people
that was insane
Introducing Redmond vs blutarch rap battle with greymann
ana did the best cuz she a mother and that's how it's gonna be
Truly I like 76 and Reaper
(my version of the chorus)
"In with the old"
"out with the new"
That's why I play team fortress 2!
Reaper won
because I'm BATMAN! seriously 76 sounds like he was voiced by HISHE Batman
How did you do the voice I wanna know how to do it
Oh Ana definitely won XD
I used to listen to this in the summer of 2017...
*it was beautiful*
They were both in war that’s how
I don't even like Overwatch, but I freakin' love this song/rap battle!
It just goes to show how talented J.T. Music is that he can turn a game that you don't like into a song that you will love!
Soldier 76 is phararhas dad
Me: *Now Kiss!*
Donald Trump no america aleman ?Hitler 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😈😈😈😈👺👺👺👺👺👎👎👎
2 of them are the best rap lol
Bitch please I won
REALLY ANA WE WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF A RAP BATTLE
Eh either way i win
Should have stuck to the first beat