JT Machinima - 76 Reasons Lyrics




I'm in the big pond, feel like a small trout
Coming from the underground with that vault clout
Sorry everybody else who was locked out
While the bombshells were dropped, we just got down
Walkin' taller than a monster megasloth now
Fly like a mothman, knockin' deathclaws out
Said that I was special, yes I'll make my mom and pop proud
Ain't the weather wonderful? I love it when it's fall out
I'm ready for the reclamation
25 years, you bet I've been patient
76's representative, penning the next declaration
Tricentennial celebration
In the wasteland that I call my nation
No sweat when I get radiation
Forget chems, embrace mutation
You ain't gonna find a white picket fence
Better to set up a line of defense
Try to get by, you might end up dead
No wonder why they said "Try makin' friends!"

Good thing I found me some pals I can roll with
Take a stroll on the open country road with

You gotta walk when the wind says walk
Gotta run when the gun says hi
You got nothing and no one to turn to now
And 76 reasons to die
And we go one step, two step, guns to the sky
Pocket those caps and wipe that knife
Three step, four step, never ask why
76 reasons to die

It's been a minute, let me step up out this vault boy
I'ma keep on livin', wanna see all my assault toys
Everybody's timid so I come through with a loud noise
Always got a stout poise but crew's a bunch of wild boys
Bullet be spinnin' and they rippin' through flesh
And it's hotter than cinnamon, God do you feel the adrenaline
Me and my squad just be rolling so militant
Take on the mission to finish it
Ain't cutting no slack, I'm stacking my caps
Get hit with the V.A.T.S, I level to max
Ain't nobody gonna get better than that
Now I got 76 problems 'cause I live in an apocalypse
Most of them are solved when I go take the shooter off my hip
Come up to my settlement, you'll see just what I'm all 'bout
'Bout to drop a bomb now that is what you call a fallout

You gotta walk when the wind says walk
Gotta run when the gun says hi
You got nothing and no one to turn to now
And 76 reasons to die
And we go one step, two step, guns to the sky
Pocket those caps and wipe that knife
Three step, four step, never ask why
76 reasons to die

Hm, where to start? I bet begin here
Where's that? West Virginia
Mountainous dominion
Suddenly looking a little more Syrian
It's as if Cyrodil met Oblivion
A bit of heaven with decor that's hideous
And I bet I'm the busiest silliest
Resident ever to trek through the hilliest
Pleasantest bit of American land
With a selection of weapons in hand
Stepping up head to head with your gang
Ready to mess up whatever you planned
I work hard to earn lots of perk cards
You jerk hard to burn off your butt lard

Now I'm projecting, amateur flexing
Trying to account for my lack of progression
Damaging reps of collabers I'm next to
Better not step to our direction
Oi, where all my people at?
I don't need to beat a rat
With a piece of rusty plumbing
I want running NPCs on tap
What's happening to VATS?
I'm pressing it but I can't get it to pause
There's deathclaws at the door
Like Mormons born excessively jawed
What you threatening for?
You're definitely not protected by laws
But check any small print with caution
To prevent getting caught by the death clause

You gotta walk when the wind says walk
Gotta run when the gun says hi
You got nothing and no one to turn to now
And 76 reasons to die
And we go one step, two step, guns to the sky
Pocket those caps and wipe that knife
Three step, four step, never ask why
76 reasons to die

Yeah, welcome to the wild, I ain't talking 'bout the west
Crawl up out the vault into Apocalyptic mess
Demons in the sky you won't survive it's not a test
Better learn to put a bullet through your neighbor's chest
Reason to die, don't even try, bleeding I'm leaving you
Eaten alive, freezing and dry
Bloatfly, roach or mutant, heading the cry, it's you or I
Leaving a legion of heathens beaten sleeping and fried
Keep that rifle up and move it
Pip boy loading up you know I'm looting
If I see a brahmin best believe that I'll be shooting
Humans, petrified and cooked up like some cumin
Come and rebuild it, yea join the movement (Sing it with me)

You gotta walk when the wind says walk
Gotta run when the gun says hi
You got nothing and no one to turn to now
And 76 reasons to die
And we go one step, two step, guns to the sky
Pocket those caps and wipe that knife
Three step, four step, never ask why
76 reasons to die





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JT Machinima 76 Reasons Comments
  1. creeperbro 46

    *any body else waiting for a reboot of "Welcome To My Apocalypse"?* Just me? Ok.

  2. WildChild 214

    Can we have a Godzilla song one day? Like seriously you make amazing songs but I wonder how you'll make it since the movies are immensely popular and with it's new movie coming out this year can we see a little taste or tribute to the king of the monsters.

  3. The Tubby Pirate

    I love this. I know I've heard a song similar to this, but I can't think of what it is.

  4. Playboy Piccolo

    Wow those 4 rappers are like 4 more npcs than in the actual game

  5. Playboy Piccolo

    When a 4 minute video is better than an entire video game

  6. Playboy Piccolo

    76 reasons to die more like 76+ reasons to get a refund

    Almorium

    Damn good original comment.

  7. Ivan life

    Anyone want to play fallout 76😁

  8. Kurrio22 JSAB

    I’m in the big pool, feeling like a little trout
    Comes from underground, with this WaltClass
    Sorry everyone was locked up
    While the bombs were dropped, we were just down

    Volkin 'is now higher than a monster mega slot
    Fly like a Mattiman, kill the Dictate
    Said I was S.P.E.C.I.A.L - Yes I would be proud of my mom and dad
    Is the weather not good? I love it when lost

    I'm ready for correction
    25 years, you bet I have patience
    Future Announcement 76 Agent Penn '
    A three-year celebration in the fields of land that I call my nation
    Does not smell when I have rashes
    Forget the chimes, change them

    You will not find white colored packages
    Setting up a defensive line is best
    Try to get out, you might die
    No wonder why he said "try a makin friend"

    Good thing I saw some mills that I could do
    And move on the open country road with it
    (let's go!)

    When the wind says it has reached stepping
    You can run when the gun says hello
    You have nothing and no one is going to face you right now
    And 76 causes of death
    And there we go
    One step, two steps, gun to the sky
    Pocket that gun and wipe the knife
    Step three, step four, never ask why
    Causes of death

    One minute, let's get this vault up, boy
    Do you hold my leg, want to watch all my attacking games?
    Everyone's scared so I come out with a loud one
    Always got a strong post but the flyers are a wild guy

    The pills are spinach and they ripen through the meat
    And this is hotter than cinnamon, God, do you feel adrenaline?
    Me and my team are just so cool
    Work on a mission to finish it
    No cutin, no slouch, I'm sticking to my guns
    Hit the V.A.T.S, I get level up
    No one can be better than this

    Now I face 76 problems because I live in the Apocalypse
    Most of them are resolved when I shoot the shooter from my hip
    Come to my settlement, you will see what I am all about
    'To drop a bomb, now that's what you're about to drop

    When the wind says it has reached stepping
    You can run when the gun says hello
    You have nothing and no one is going to face you right now
    And 76 causes of death
    And there we go
    One step, two steps, gun to the sky
    Pocket that gun and wipe the knife
    Step three, step four, never ask why
    Causes of death

    Um, where to start? I better start here (where is it?)
    West Virginia, mountain dominion
    Suddenly we see some more Syria
    It was as if Cerodale met Belgium
    A paradise with a decoration that is invisible
    And I bet I'm the busiest, smartest
    Accommodation that always walks across the hill

    American Land
    With the choice of weapon in hand
    Stephanie went head-to-head with her group
    Ready to disrupt everything they've planned

    I work hard to get a lot of credit cards
    You are hard-pressed to burn your buttocks

    Now I am progesterone, amateur flexion
    Try not to count my lack of progress
    Demigrants' cohort reps I'm after
    Not good for our instruction
    And, where are all my people?
    I don't need to laugh
    With a piece of raspberry
    I want a runner NPC on tap
    What happens to the V.A.T.S?
    I'm stressed, but I can't take a break
    There are death clicks at the door
    Such as the Mormons who were born very distressed
    What threatens you?
    You aren't even protected by the laws
    But look at any small print carefully
    Until you close the Castle of Death

    When the wind says it has reached stepping
    You can run when the gun says hello
    You have nothing and no one is going to face you right now
    And 76 causes of death
    And there we go
    One step, two steps, gun to the sky
    Pocket that gun and wipe the knife
    Step three, step four, never ask why
    Causes of death

    Welcome to the Forest I'm not talking about the West
    Walt falls into the apocalyptic chaos
    Devils in the sky, you will not survive, this is not a test
    Learn to throw a bullet at your neighbor's chest

    The cause of death, don't even try, bleed, I'm crazy about you, eat live
    Frozen and dry, blot-fly, roach, or mutton, weeping
    It's you or me
    Levin was 'a garlic of heat, beaten, sapon' and dark
    Keep this gun and move on
    Pipe boy fired, you know I'm a lootin '!
    If I see a Brahmin, best believe that I will be a shooter
    Humans, endangered and cooked like some cumin
    Come on and make it again, yes join the movement, say it with me

    When the wind says it has reached stepping
    You can run when the gun says hello
    You have nothing and no one is going to face you right now
    And 76 causes of death
    And there we go
    One step, two steps, gun to the sky
    Pocket that gun and wipe the knife
    Step three, step four, never ask why
    Causes of death

  9. XxSeanxX_OG

    The rap rocks, the games sucks

  10. Cyril Fares

    Fallout 3: Where's my father!?
    Fallout 4: Where's my son!?
    Fallout 76: Where's my story!?

    Liam Johansson

    Not funny i actually like fallout 76

  11. Marshall Fullen

    Even better than welcome to my apocalypse.

  12. God emperor Of mankind

    Eat the sloth

  13. denver4life

    This is the only good thing fallout 76 brought

    john davie

    Yeah, it's a shame. This game could've been huge if it was handled better.

  14. Abdulatif Feda

    Put dis on 2.0 speed

  15. Traci Haynes

    West Virginia wow took games some many years to make a game about West Virginia my state

  16. Grandmaster Yoda

    Now only if the game is as good as this song

  17. Dragon Gaming

    They found non-glitchy gameplay, sacred to anyone who owns the game

  18. The Meme Man

    The only game song where the song is better than the game

  19. Remington Duchene

    If only the game was as good as this song

  20. N64 Samurai

    Random person: man I can't wait to eat some Pringles
    His friend : yeah me to
    Pulls Pringles lid off
    Fallout fan: hey can I borrow that lid
    Random person: uh sure why
    Fallout fan: thank you
    Runs
    Fallout fan: gonna buy a laser musket
    Random persons friend: (whispers) is he high
    Random person: I don't know

  21. Rene Goor

    I love fallout 76! I mean yeah it has it’s up and downs but overall the game is very injoyable. I am the type a person who likes simple things sure the game doesn’t have the best graphics and all but it’s just fun to play.

    The main reason i love the game is simple, it makes me happy i get happy when i play.

    If you don’t like the game i can respect the reason why and i respect your opionion so can you please accept my opinion as well?



    I commented this do to the fact that negativity towards things i enjoy can break me down badly, so this is to vent a bit.

    I respect everyones opinion, but will respect it more if you have played it. And aren’t just looking at video’s of it to make one. Thank you all for the great time i had and will have with this game.

    Your The Best

    Hey man you do you but people just dont like having shitty greedy
    micro-transactions shoved in their face also the game doesnt have much to offer tbh besides ripping you off.So if you can still have fun in the mess of a game that is 76,Good for you but it 76 is just a cash grab.

  22. Clayton J. Patterson

    Crossroads by Adam Calhoun. Anybody

  23. Про100 Игр0к

    76 reasons to make 28 stab wounds

  24. crusader

    Horrible game, great song

  25. LoganlordZMT G

    I have an idea for the next fallout. Fallout 69

  26. Michael Fink

    the whole 76 "reasons" to die dosent make sense i think it should have been WAYS you could die still a good song though

  27. unknown _meme

    This basically explains if rtgame dominated the server. (so much wasted potential)

  28. Robbie Barnett

    BUTT LARD

  29. Comiclover261

    I love fallout new Vegas and I think fallout 76 looks really fun I don't know why everyone hates it. I know it was buggy when it first came out and there were no npcs. But is there more negative things that make people hate it so much?

  30. Chara Dreemur

    Everyone:76 is dead
    Jt:hol my damn Pip-Boy

  31. Ish be your boi eggmicmuffin 123

    So sad this gud song was wasted on such a bad game

  32. 四ウルフのみ

    It started good but thin it wasn't like it was ok if but he best one

  33. Deadpool

    I'm sorry but I like the fallout 4 rap song better

  34. Spyy 4000

    Best rap EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

  35. Mario Estrada

    Fallout 76 is the worst game

  36. Imperial Officer Remus Blackwake

    Good song. Bad game.

  37. brotherhood of steel paladin

    we really need a fallout movie

  38. Derek Holt

    ROFL that Deathclaws at the door like Mormons. I need a fanart with a deathclaw in suit, tie and placard; carrying a burnt BoM in one hand...

  39. Lucarion

    Actually there are 1001 reasons to die...

  40. who the Horton

    Marvel: infinity war is the most ambitious crossover ever.

    JT: *Hold my nukacola*

    Liam Johansson

    Me: Hold my Sunset

  41. Federal Bureau of Investigation

    I think there are more then 76 reasons to die when it come to fallout 76

  42. missingindy

    Lmao at the end when they were looking at the nuclear blast a guy was chewing bubblegum like “oh hey a nuke just went of lemme just chew this bubble gum”

  43. Radiation

    "They pedegedicåbydadeathclaw"

  44. ARTUROGAMESHOW

    i love it

  45. Cypher

    This rap makes the game actually look good, sadly that's not the case

  46. Philipe Pétain

    Ok so basically...







    Song good
    Game bad

  47. Ethan Blanchard

    We need a fallout in Missouri

  48. who the Horton

    I only bought fallout 1st to give the paid content for free to noobs and poor players. Fuck you Bethesda, want to split the fandom in classes ill be helping my people.

    Remember children, no matter how high you are, your not on top. Some one will always be above you. So don't abuse your position.

  49. snow howl

    Fallout 76 was the bombs and Bethesda got Cancer LOL

  50. Andy Strawberry king

    Rap originally doesn't exist in fallout.....neither does fallout 76

  51. Tom Elmore

    You walk when the wind says walk, and you run when the gun says Hi

  52. mr.levi9mate

    76 reasons to die
    76 reason to buy the game

  53. Miles Scheetz

    When the song is better than the actual game

    Almorium

    Well it's opinion at the point, yes the game was shit but it is being 'fixed' and some people actually enjoy it. Also that comment is getting pretty old tbh.

  54. machine hunter

    I don't care what people say dogmeat is my favorite companion

  55. The New Room Manager

    Played this song more than the damn game

  56. machine hunter

    3:27 new vegas Ghost soldier

  57. machine hunter

    2:15 Ya codsworth drop the beat

  58. machine hunter

    Gun:Hiiii

  59. Unlawful Knights

    Highkey waiting for an Outer Worlds song

  60. riptide shark

    only these guys could make fallout 76 a good sounding game. ONLY THIS SONG COULD DO IT. THATS ABOUT IT.

  61. Mr. Stripes

    This is so great, You all did excellent in this, great, all great work!!!

  62. dronegamer101

    Better than the game

  63. TSUCJ99 Scooby Dont

    Cmon 76 likes😀

  64. kennedy the animatetronic

    Huh, a bad game gets a rather decent song!

  65. Charles-William Tate

    Suscribe me plz

  66. Delta3

    Why do the worst games get the best songs

    This and wolfenstein youngblood!?!

  67. Ethan Casler

    Did anybody here the fallout 4 song in the backround?

  68. HananasCZ

    Fallout, FarCry, Assassin's Creed, BioShock - games on I grew up. And still learning...

  69. TableFruitSpecified

    Better than the game

  70. Texan red

    Bad game good song

  71. Hector Beck

    I like this game. Is it good? maybe, maybe not, but I still like and enjoy it

  72. Chara Dreemur

    LEAD THE LEGACY

  73. Julion293

    thanoss I can't snap this
    Doom guy kill the demon
    Person your playing KILL ALL THINGS ON THE PLANET

  74. Gemspark

    this song is so good, it makes fallout 76 seem like a good game.

  75. Rook 2

    Got to run when I see a deathclaw

  76. cat

    Like to die INSTANTLY

  77. Code Name: Ghost

    Who is the one that starts singing at 1:16

  78. Ted Scheett

    Y'all like iced tea?

  79. Zypher Vocals

    This song is more popular that the actual game's servers, lol.

  80. Steven Universe

    Has anyone tried singing to this as it plays on 1.25 or 1.5?
    I got to 1.5 when I started to have problems keeping up.

  81. GODZILLA KING OF THE UNIVERSE

    Pocket those caps meaning you can reuse the bullet shells

  82. Ben Siener

    Probably would be a better discription if you placed the microphone next to the speakers and while the feedback is screeching you just scream THIS GAME IS CANCER! repeatedly. First bleed from their eyes and ears wins.

  83. Creepsmeout Yeeting

    Song= Great

    Game= No refund...

  84. Xixi Shen

    DAMN, if only the game was as good as the song, but seriously the game was *TERRIBLE*. But the song just knocked the ball out of the park. Anyways guys, I'm curious, do you think that there will be a Fallout 5 (Hopefully single player with a better engine and story) or is the Fallout series ruined forever? Comment down below! (You don't have to like and i'm not asking you to)

  85. cance r

    What about a Halo infinite rap? When it comes out that is

  86. The green Pasta

    just one thing west virginia isnt that the most hard place to survive

  87. attededbrush the 7th

    And unlike the game
    This rap was awesome

  88. Dragon sin of Wrath

    #crossroads

  89. I cant run A lap

    3:54 when cops pull over a black dude

  90. Sasori of Red Sand

    I wish there was a choice to be a ghoul and special speach opptions for it.

  91. DE NORTH

    Shame the game was not good.
    *I WAS SO EXCITED CAUSE FALLOUT WAS MY MOST FAVORITE GAME*

  92. Sebastian Acevedo

    Shooting a Scorchbeast with a pipe pistol? Brave and impressive since you did so much damage.

  93. jonas jonaitis

    for this song i thoght that this game was good.

  94. TheSadFoxy

    Those Bars Though

  95. xXGamerManXx

    The game might suck but dang that chorus