JT Machinima - 76 Reasons Lyrics

*any body else waiting for a reboot of "Welcome To My Apocalypse"?* Just me? Ok.

Can we have a Godzilla song one day? Like seriously you make amazing songs but I wonder how you'll make it since the movies are immensely popular and with it's new movie coming out this year can we see a little taste or tribute to the king of the monsters.

I love this. I know I've heard a song similar to this, but I can't think of what it is.

Wow those 4 rappers are like 4 more npcs than in the actual game

When a 4 minute video is better than an entire video game

76 reasons to die more like 76+ reasons to get a refund

Damn good original comment.

Anyone want to play fallout 76😁

I’m in the big pool, feeling like a little trout
Comes from underground, with this WaltClass
Sorry everyone was locked up
While the bombs were dropped, we were just down

Volkin 'is now higher than a monster mega slot
Fly like a Mattiman, kill the Dictate
Said I was S.P.E.C.I.A.L - Yes I would be proud of my mom and dad
Is the weather not good? I love it when lost

I'm ready for correction
25 years, you bet I have patience
Future Announcement 76 Agent Penn '
A three-year celebration in the fields of land that I call my nation
Does not smell when I have rashes
Forget the chimes, change them

You will not find white colored packages
Setting up a defensive line is best
Try to get out, you might die
No wonder why he said "try a makin friend"

Good thing I saw some mills that I could do
And move on the open country road with it
(let's go!)

When the wind says it has reached stepping
You can run when the gun says hello
You have nothing and no one is going to face you right now
And 76 causes of death
And there we go
One step, two steps, gun to the sky
Pocket that gun and wipe the knife
Step three, step four, never ask why
Causes of death

One minute, let's get this vault up, boy
Do you hold my leg, want to watch all my attacking games?
Everyone's scared so I come out with a loud one
Always got a strong post but the flyers are a wild guy

The pills are spinach and they ripen through the meat
And this is hotter than cinnamon, God, do you feel adrenaline?
Me and my team are just so cool
Work on a mission to finish it
No cutin, no slouch, I'm sticking to my guns
Hit the V.A.T.S, I get level up
No one can be better than this

Now I face 76 problems because I live in the Apocalypse
Most of them are resolved when I shoot the shooter from my hip
Come to my settlement, you will see what I am all about
'To drop a bomb, now that's what you're about to drop

When the wind says it has reached stepping
You can run when the gun says hello
You have nothing and no one is going to face you right now
And 76 causes of death
And there we go
One step, two steps, gun to the sky
Pocket that gun and wipe the knife
Step three, step four, never ask why
Causes of death

Um, where to start? I better start here (where is it?)
West Virginia, mountain dominion
Suddenly we see some more Syria
It was as if Cerodale met Belgium
A paradise with a decoration that is invisible
And I bet I'm the busiest, smartest
Accommodation that always walks across the hill

American Land
With the choice of weapon in hand
Stephanie went head-to-head with her group
Ready to disrupt everything they've planned

I work hard to get a lot of credit cards
You are hard-pressed to burn your buttocks

Now I am progesterone, amateur flexion
Try not to count my lack of progress
Demigrants' cohort reps I'm after
Not good for our instruction
And, where are all my people?
I don't need to laugh
With a piece of raspberry
I want a runner NPC on tap
What happens to the V.A.T.S?
I'm stressed, but I can't take a break
There are death clicks at the door
Such as the Mormons who were born very distressed
What threatens you?
You aren't even protected by the laws
But look at any small print carefully
Until you close the Castle of Death

When the wind says it has reached stepping
You can run when the gun says hello
You have nothing and no one is going to face you right now
And 76 causes of death
And there we go
One step, two steps, gun to the sky
Pocket that gun and wipe the knife
Step three, step four, never ask why
Causes of death

Welcome to the Forest I'm not talking about the West
Walt falls into the apocalyptic chaos
Devils in the sky, you will not survive, this is not a test
Learn to throw a bullet at your neighbor's chest

The cause of death, don't even try, bleed, I'm crazy about you, eat live
Frozen and dry, blot-fly, roach, or mutton, weeping
It's you or me
Levin was 'a garlic of heat, beaten, sapon' and dark
Keep this gun and move on
Pipe boy fired, you know I'm a lootin '!
If I see a Brahmin, best believe that I will be a shooter
Humans, endangered and cooked like some cumin
Come on and make it again, yes join the movement, say it with me

When the wind says it has reached stepping
You can run when the gun says hello
You have nothing and no one is going to face you right now
And 76 causes of death
And there we go
One step, two steps, gun to the sky
Pocket that gun and wipe the knife
Step three, step four, never ask why
Causes of death

The rap rocks, the games sucks

Fallout 3: Where's my father!?
Fallout 4: Where's my son!?
Fallout 76: Where's my story!?

Not funny i actually like fallout 76

Even better than welcome to my apocalypse.

Eat the sloth

This is the only good thing fallout 76 brought

Yeah, it's a shame. This game could've been huge if it was handled better.

Put dis on 2.0 speed

West Virginia wow took games some many years to make a game about West Virginia my state

Now only if the game is as good as this song

They found non-glitchy gameplay, sacred to anyone who owns the game

The only game song where the song is better than the game

If only the game was as good as this song

Random person: man I can't wait to eat some Pringles
His friend : yeah me to
Pulls Pringles lid off
Fallout fan: hey can I borrow that lid
Random person: uh sure why
Fallout fan: thank you
Runs
Fallout fan: gonna buy a laser musket
Random persons friend: (whispers) is he high
Random person: I don't know

I love fallout 76! I mean yeah it has it’s up and downs but overall the game is very injoyable. I am the type a person who likes simple things sure the game doesn’t have the best graphics and all but it’s just fun to play.

The main reason i love the game is simple, it makes me happy i get happy when i play.

If you don’t like the game i can respect the reason why and i respect your opionion so can you please accept my opinion as well?



I commented this do to the fact that negativity towards things i enjoy can break me down badly, so this is to vent a bit.

I respect everyones opinion, but will respect it more if you have played it. And aren’t just looking at video’s of it to make one. Thank you all for the great time i had and will have with this game.

Hey man you do you but people just dont like having shitty greedy
micro-transactions shoved in their face also the game doesnt have much to offer tbh besides ripping you off.So if you can still have fun in the mess of a game that is 76,Good for you but it 76 is just a cash grab.

Crossroads by Adam Calhoun. Anybody

76 reasons to make 28 stab wounds

Horrible game, great song

I have an idea for the next fallout. Fallout 69

the whole 76 "reasons" to die dosent make sense i think it should have been WAYS you could die still a good song though

This basically explains if rtgame dominated the server. (so much wasted potential)

BUTT LARD

I love fallout new Vegas and I think fallout 76 looks really fun I don't know why everyone hates it. I know it was buggy when it first came out and there were no npcs. But is there more negative things that make people hate it so much?

Everyone:76 is dead
Jt:hol my damn Pip-Boy

So sad this gud song was wasted on such a bad game

It started good but thin it wasn't like it was ok if but he best one

I'm sorry but I like the fallout 4 rap song better

Best rap EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fallout 76 is the worst game

Good song. Bad game.

we really need a fallout movie

ROFL that Deathclaws at the door like Mormons. I need a fanart with a deathclaw in suit, tie and placard; carrying a burnt BoM in one hand...

Actually there are 1001 reasons to die...

Marvel: infinity war is the most ambitious crossover ever.

JT: *Hold my nukacola*

Me: Hold my Sunset

I think there are more then 76 reasons to die when it come to fallout 76

Lmao at the end when they were looking at the nuclear blast a guy was chewing bubblegum like “oh hey a nuke just went of lemme just chew this bubble gum”

"They pedegedicåbydadeathclaw"

i love it

This rap makes the game actually look good, sadly that's not the case

Ok so basically...







Song good
Game bad

We need a fallout in Missouri

I only bought fallout 1st to give the paid content for free to noobs and poor players. Fuck you Bethesda, want to split the fandom in classes ill be helping my people.

Remember children, no matter how high you are, your not on top. Some one will always be above you. So don't abuse your position.

Fallout 76 was the bombs and Bethesda got Cancer LOL

Rap originally doesn't exist in fallout.....neither does fallout 76

You walk when the wind says walk, and you run when the gun says Hi

76 reasons to die
76 reason to buy the game

When the song is better than the actual game

Well it's opinion at the point, yes the game was shit but it is being 'fixed' and some people actually enjoy it. Also that comment is getting pretty old tbh.

I don't care what people say dogmeat is my favorite companion

Played this song more than the damn game

3:27 new vegas Ghost soldier

2:15 Ya codsworth drop the beat

Gun:Hiiii

Highkey waiting for an Outer Worlds song

only these guys could make fallout 76 a good sounding game. ONLY THIS SONG COULD DO IT. THATS ABOUT IT.

This is so great, You all did excellent in this, great, all great work!!!

Better than the game

Cmon 76 likes😀

Huh, a bad game gets a rather decent song!

Suscribe me plz

Why do the worst games get the best songs

This and wolfenstein youngblood!?!

Did anybody here the fallout 4 song in the backround?

Fallout, FarCry, Assassin's Creed, BioShock - games on I grew up. And still learning...

Better than the game

Bad game good song

I like this game. Is it good? maybe, maybe not, but I still like and enjoy it

LEAD THE LEGACY

thanoss I can't snap this
Doom guy kill the demon
Person your playing KILL ALL THINGS ON THE PLANET

this song is so good, it makes fallout 76 seem like a good game.

Got to run when I see a deathclaw

Like to die INSTANTLY

Who is the one that starts singing at 1:16

Y'all like iced tea?

This song is more popular that the actual game's servers, lol.

Has anyone tried singing to this as it plays on 1.25 or 1.5?
I got to 1.5 when I started to have problems keeping up.

Pocket those caps meaning you can reuse the bullet shells

Probably would be a better discription if you placed the microphone next to the speakers and while the feedback is screeching you just scream THIS GAME IS CANCER! repeatedly. First bleed from their eyes and ears wins.

Song= Great

Game= No refund...

DAMN, if only the game was as good as the song, but seriously the game was *TERRIBLE*. But the song just knocked the ball out of the park. Anyways guys, I'm curious, do you think that there will be a Fallout 5 (Hopefully single player with a better engine and story) or is the Fallout series ruined forever? Comment down below! (You don't have to like and i'm not asking you to)

What about a Halo infinite rap? When it comes out that is

just one thing west virginia isnt that the most hard place to survive

And unlike the game
This rap was awesome

#crossroads

3:54 when cops pull over a black dude

I wish there was a choice to be a ghoul and special speach opptions for it.

Shame the game was not good.
*I WAS SO EXCITED CAUSE FALLOUT WAS MY MOST FAVORITE GAME*

Shooting a Scorchbeast with a pipe pistol? Brave and impressive since you did so much damage.

for this song i thoght that this game was good.

Those Bars Though

The game might suck but dang that chorus