Joyner Lucas - Literally Lyrics




She say I think with my dick and she probably right
And it's Friday night
And he gon' do whatever when he feeling good
But girl I promise you that me and him are not alike
I swear he 'bout to be the death of me I can't fight it
And he gon' do whatever when he feel like it
I tried to teach him 'bout relationships and he don't like it
And he gon' go inside whoever when he feel invited
I had a conversation with him from the get go
He said:

"Nigga calm down let me finish, yo
Don't understand why you acting like a bitch, though
Ain't nothing wrong with a little bit of sex, hoe
You ain't gotta stress yo"

My nigga, listen, you a part of me
You get me in trouble then you fall asleep
And all it takes is some liquor and some R&B
But you gon' fuck around and turn me into Charlie Sheen

"Look nigga, I've been getting teased while the guys get played
Sweating in your jeans all goddamn day
Tryna feel a little breeze you can get a little wet
Go swimming till she screams, make her feel it in her chest
Love a bitch that'll suck me and swallow your kids up
Kiss me on my eyes while she tyin' her hair up
Then give a massage as I lay it down
Shit I could do this all night, I don't play around"

My nigga you don't ever take your time so it never lasts
You sabotage every chick I ever had
When you see another chick you say goddamn
The blood rushin' to your head and then you dive in
And you willin' to say whatever just to get some
You better hope that I don't ever fuckin' catch none
Cause you a dirty motherfucker you should listen to me
Or I'mma have to cut you off
Literally

I've been thinkin' with my dick, baby I ain't got control
I try to fight it but he got a mind of his own
I've been thinkin with my dick, but I'm tired of these hoes
And this is my confession, I can't lie anymore
I've been thinkin' with my dick, baby I ain't got control
I try to fight it but he got a mind of his own
I've been thinkin' with my dick, but I'm tired of these hoes
And this is my confession, I can't lie anymore

She say I think with my dick and she probably right
Yeah it's Friday night
And he gon' do whatever when he feeling good
But girl I promise you that me and him are not alike
He sayin' hi, hello and got a thing for Adele
He got a mind of his own, he really think for himself
It's hard to keep him happy, he a heavy hitter
When bitches call him daddy then his head get bigger
I had a conversation with him, had to set him straight
He said:

"Nigga calm down, homie listen, Jay
Ain't nothin' wrong with some pussy and a little brains
Besides I don't really know if this is just a phase
And I don't mean to be rude or to hate though
But I get bored when I'm in and out the same ho
The same pussy every night I'mma lay low
And I could care less if she keep her fuckin legs closed
I love a bitch that'll suck me and swallow your kids up
Kiss me on my eyes while she tyin' her hair up
Then give a massage as I lay it down
And as soon as I'm done with her I'mma make my rounds"

You don't ever take your time so it never lasts
Plus you sabotaged every bitch I ever had
And you don't even fade, you fuck it you lazy
And as soon as you fuck up, then I'm stuck with a baby
And I hope that you know you givin' me a bad reputation
All because you don't know how to relax and be patient
Now these bitches trippin' they gettin' mad at me blatant
They call me a bunch of names, that's some bad defamation
And today I'm gettin' checked at the fuckin' clinic
And if I got somethin' then I know who fuckin' did it
Cause ever since the other day I kinda feel a little burn when I'm pissin'
And if I got somethin' I hope my girl don't get it, hold up

Uh, yeah

"This message is for Mr. Lucas
Dr Kipling's office calling, uh, your lab results came in today
And, uh, quite a few positives on there
So please give the office a call back as soon as you can
Thank you"

Oh my God, you gotta be fucking kidding me
C'mere you dirty little motherfucker should of listened to me
"What'd I do?!"
Now I'mma cut your ass off "Wait what'd I do?!"
Literally
"Stop! Joyner stop it!" The fuck over here!
C'mere! "I'm sorry! No noooo!"

I've been thinkin' with my dick, baby I ain't got control
I try to fight it but he got a mind of his own
I've been thinkin with my dick, but I'm tired of these hoes
And this is my confession, I can't lie anymore
I've been thinkin' with my dick, baby I ain't got control
I try to fight it but he got a mind of his own
I've been thinkin' with my dick, but I'm tired of these hoes
And this is my confession, I can't lie anymore

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Also serving as the Veterans' Crisis Line
If you are in emotional distress or suicidal crisis
Or are concerned about someone who might be
We're here to help
Please hold on while we route your call to the nearest crisis center in our network"





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  1. Steven Gerrard

    I took me a minute to catch up 😂😋✌️

  2. David Johnson

    The only man I know who can talk to his dick and it be ok

  3. joshua rivera

    Been listening to Joyner since Happy Birthday and Mansion days. Real Joyner fans know that, what's funny is that I stumbled upon this song 3 days ago and hands down one of the most creative and interesting ways to touch upon such a topic. Love Joyner, hes very versatile with his style and I think hes a living legend already, the dude is going to be remembered in 20+ years

  4. Mike V.

    3weeks later thay called my mom. Thank God we got to her first

    Mike V.

    Niggas suffering trying not to sling . I pray to God but the devil laughing. Cant wait till we all with out pain, playin card, chillin. Happy.. that heart. Ty Joyner

  5. Re_ Mystic

    i kinda feel like guys penis do think to them self

  6. Erick Ballon

    This song is so underated

  7. Kxng Keen

    this some real shit right here man

  8. Marcus Brown

    So im riding w my girl talking bout how Joyner is the "New" best videos best topics and this song comes into my reccomendation..never heard it ..i give it a spin...instantly i skip. im like nah lemme listen on the solo cause i ser where he going, and this after v1...

    Man she casually says lemme see ya phone goes back to the track ..we listen...its honestly a banger but now here comes the conversation.
    How accurate is this about men?😂
    Yoooooo...
    Had it been my daughter ida straight bombed on the entire male species
    But this my woman......
    This Joyner guy..
    Causing conflict all the way in Baltimore😂😂😂

    Burmese Bandit

    😆🤣😂🙄☻🤐

  9. Caleb Creator Official

    He the first rappor to rap about his d*ck and actually make a really good song

  10. lukey pham

    bruh he rapped about cutting off his dick lol

  11. Underage Like Me

    i wonder if he was just in the shower and yellin at his dick.

  12. Kid Cudi

    Dammmnnnnnn 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  13. Ayze A

    BEST RAPPER

  14. Nalu Belanio

    i like how nobody aknowledged that this entire song is about his dick. an entire song about his dick. funny ass nigga bruh i love joyner

  15. Ruadhri Mcdonald

    thought this was about his son for about 300 times till i just got it lol

  16. lakersfanisaac

    Sent this to my ex

  17. Hiba Zubair

    Damn this man raps about some real shit....I been cheated thrice because of my man having dick issues lmao🤣❤️🖤😍

  18. hugo pereira

    now I want a videoclip of dick like lil dicky has with "brain" 😂

  19. j cube

    I'm a huge fan of strange music, first heard of Lucas on sirracha, looked him up and loved everything he makes..i just enjoy music that people put there soul into and my boy Joyner does nothing but that, keep making music that you believe in and nothing will stop you, # itgoesup

  20. j cube

    Love you joyner.. anyone who like this song listen to tech n9ne worst enemy, different but similar

  21. coochieobtainer jr

    Never thought I’d be vibing to a song about someone getting an std and cutting their dick off 😂

    if that ain’t a sign Joyner is the greatest I don’t know what is, not everyone can make a song talking to their dick good

  22. Kevin Whitehouse

    Adapt OR parish records subscribe here follow me

  23. andrew robles

    You know he is a good rapper when he raps about his own dick

  24. Elusive Additive

    Don't know how a song about j talking about his dicks is so good

  25. Dishan Williams

    Charlie Sheen nooooo 😳😭😭

  26. amisaki hyuriko

    Did he just talk about his dick

  27. Josh Bermudez

    I love Joyner

  28. John Andray

    Joyner. This is my favorite song ever man. God bless you

  29. JOHN GR

    so... he cut his dick off
    damn...

  30. Poo Face

    Ya'll be talking about eminem dissing his own mom but ma boy joyner out there dissing his own dick

  31. nothingness

    this needs more views

  32. Stoggies

    Hahaha fuck Joyner you need to get out before you cut that shit off

  33. Infamous Marlin

    what did i do, wait what did i do?

  34. nathan cruz

    This Boy Jonyer Lucas is the next thing coming watch what I'm saying. Every single time I said this, I was always right WATCH!!!. This boys got great bars, Great songs, great Deliverance, lyrical, and great concepts. That's all he needs to be the best and he got all that wrapped in one. #FACTS!!!!
    When he becomes a star. Remember this comment..

  35. Nobody ThatMatters

    253 PEOPLE LITERALLY MUST HAVE BAD TASTE IN MUSIC!

  36. Ryan Williams

    Tech n9ne did it first. Check out the Absolute Power album. But this shit hard too

  37. Tobae

    Joyner is one of the only rappers with a storytelling perspective, he can represent different perspectives, different voices. In comedic and non-comedic tones which makes him of the only rappers along with Eminem who can do this and make it work...

  38. A Storytellers Journey

    Joyner the type of dude to personify his dick in his song... literally

  39. Joe carroll

    that was some funny shit lmao!..😂

  40. arda a

    Whos here for no nut november

  41. Sniper Xd1235

    Imagine a music video for this😂

  42. Kyran Crawford-O'Gorman

    Mans bussin a convo with his dick

  43. Ghost Rhyme

    This guy is key.All the way from South Africa.

  44. FV Frogman

    "I listened to him since--" blah blah wipe his cum stains off ur lips. Hes a great artist, enjoy it. Quit claiming to be the first follower. If you about it and think youre a true fan then youd take these messages in and think 4 times before dropping some useless bullshit in the comments like u got me doin right now

  45. That Eean Guy

    Why didnt he use the beat in the beginning? bruh that 15 second beat was fucking fire 🔥

  46. andre neil

    i be think with my dick he's got a mind of his own lol

  47. Architects XIII

    I feel like he was using his dick as a metaphor. I feel like this is also a way just to talk to himself. He may have hurt women/played them or fucked up relationships because he let his lust win. And it's just spun this way to put the blame on himself another way/make the song different. Regardless, this is one of the best off this album imo.

  48. JnM

    Man amazing artist . Some real rap here .

  49. Ibi M.

    why am I only listening to this now😣😣😣😣

  50. Ryan Berrier

    This song is ridiculous😂

  51. dml34468

    Tech n9nes song about his dick is dope too. I like this Trend lmao

  52. Specimen X

    He had a serious conversation with his dick

  53. Nic Van Niekerk

    Can hear why Em called up this nigga

  54. Jaxon

    Tech N9ne "Worst Enemy"

  55. Shelby Smith Vigil

    Fire ass song about his dick 🤷🏽‍♀️

  56. Osby Lethabo

    2018 where you at?🙏

  57. Ali Yavan

    Any other rapper talking about his dick would be gay as f.
    Joyner just turned my headphones into ash.

  58. Vixep Ey

    After 2 weeks I finally understand he's talking to his shlong

    Vixep Ey

    English isn't my first language

  59. Allen Payne

    Joyner! Joyner!

  60. Robbie Fortier

    Alright alright.

  61. Ape X

    When you can relate! 😐

  62. Stephen BL

    holy shit its already been a year......... still banging this like its the 1st day!

  63. moe Asmal

    this is too lit 😂😂

  64. Sw3dK!lla420

    Damn, when I think with my dick I end up single :/

  65. Chinazaekpere Akunna

    awesome stuff nice conversation hahahaha man vs dick

  66. Caleb Pierce

    Seems derivative of Tech n9ne’s “worst enemy”

  67. Josh Harris

    most recent

  68. AbdElrahman

    I love this guy so much

  69. Ramon Quiroz

    We need a music video for this! 😵😆🔥

  70. Ian WILL EXPOSE U

    I meant jr

  71. Ian WILL EXPOSE U

    Miguel Johnson he me 2

  72. Karmaz -God

    I just started paying attention to the lyrics and was so confused until he said "swallow your kids up" I notice he was talking to his dik

  73. Shawn Mose

    dat!!!!!

  74. Tomas Beckett

    'When bitches call him daddy then his head get bigger'
    Fucken genius

  75. DesuFuck

    This shit funny as fuck

  76. Ape X

    U a full tranny now?

  77. Terell Chapman

    XD Goodshit

  78. Donovan Bradley

    I bumped this the whole ride from Detroit To Atlanta.

  79. Baby Girl

    🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  80. r3dragon11

    My girl just told me she had the clap and I got this shit. Fuck man fucking needed this song.

  81. Greysen Porter

    I just noticed this was him and his dick talking...

  82. Dr. Tesseract

    This is amazing!

  83. Doggo Wilson

    Yo this is fucking art Mayne fucking Joyner is ah artist like who tf would rap in the perspective of their own dick and actually pulled it off so smoothly. With the delivery, the production, and the lyricism. Just ah masterpiece hands down, no questions asked.

  84. Trauma J

    Y his dick have a deep ass voice. Lmao

  85. AGodOfKings

    Bruh on point

  86. panthers rock 2015

    🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  87. Rollsroyce44

    People say it’s a funny song but, it’s all true as can be.

  88. Bree Thin

    " You gone fuck around and turn me in to Charlie Sheen." Hahaha :D

  89. garrison bush

    This song is lit and funny at the same time, so it looks like the bj is so good that I’m crying 😂

  90. Elias Axelsson

    Joyner Lucas is literally a god.

  91. Zion Kyng

    Genius 🔥

  92. THE PHOBIAZ

    We need a music video of him just speaking to his cock.

  93. PrestoTrey

    444,445 views riiiiip lol

  94. Giovanni Mastiffs

    Fucking love this! Literally!

  95. R.I.P. ZombieBoy

    Wt-Fuckin-F lol

  96. Luke MF-Knocks

    Tech N9ne did this same concept

  97. Pakenoea Pakenoea

    Why am I so late