Jon Lajoie - Very Super Famous Lyrics




Aw, yeah, drop the beats

In the planet of the Earth I am the most famous person of the world
Everybody knows who I am, even the people who don't know who I am
Because...

I am very super-famous, super-famous, super-famous (BITCH!)
Very super-famous, a lot of people know I exist
I am very super-famous, super-famous, super-famous (BITCH!)
Very super-famous
You are not, so you are shit

All around the world, people know who I am
Even in the Chinese countries like Japan
North, South, East, West, to East
I make their panties wet like basements in New Orleans

In the France language, girls say, "Montre-moi tes génitaux!"
Spanish girls also say things, but I don't know
What they're talking about 'cause I don't speak Spanish at all
But they're probably talking about how my penis is super not-small

I led the Vaginist Revolution in Russia
They call me the Cockadile Hunter in Australia
Wait, that sounds like I hunt penises--I don't; I do chicks
In Iraq they found WMD's--Women on My Dick

I'm Osama Bin-Semen, the vaginal terrorist
On 69/11, I took down two chicks
And a third girl inexplicably collapsed on her own
Sorry, I just watched "Loose for Change," the pornspiracy video

German girls devour my franksquirter in Germany
I raise my rod in Egypt and I split the Red Sea
By that, I mean I had sex with a girl on her period--that's right
I don't mind ketchup on my hotdog as long as the bun is tight

In England, the girls ask me to be or not to be
The person who will take their anal virginity
I always do, but I still make sure to use a condom
'Cause my sperm's so famous it could make you pregnant in your bum

I am very super-famous, super-famous, super-famous (BITCH!)
Very super-famous, a lot of people know I exist
I am very super-famous, super-famous, super-famous (BITCH!)
Very super-famous
You are not, so you are shit

If a lot of people know who you are, it means you're a talented artist
In order to be super-famous, you have to be the most smartest
When I'm on the red carpets or at celebrity parties
Fat kids are on my dick like hot bitches on Smarties

More people know me than there are people on the Earth
In all the thousands of countries people are singin' my words
Even in the countries where people die 'cause they're so poor
They save up to buy my album instead of going to the grocery store

'Cause I'm more famous than food--that's right, you heard me
More people know me than there are people who know how to eat
I'm more famous than mountains, I'm more famous than watches
And if you wanna hang with me, make sure your panties are crotchless

I'm like Lee Harvey Oswald, I shoot really fast
All over your face until your head flies back
Back, back and to the left, back, back and to the left
For your safety, wear a helmet and a semen-proof vest

Yeah, the Eiffel Tower is a lot like my dick
It's big and it stings when soap gets inside the tip
My sex moves are like the movie "Die Hard With A Vengeance"
They're awesome...and Jeremy Irons is a good bad guy

I am very super-famous, super-famous, super-famous (BITCH!)
Very super-famous, a lot of people know I exist
I am very super-famous, super-famous, super-famous (BITCH!)
Very super-famous
You are not, so you are shit

The girls up North wanna get all up in my butt
'Cause even though I'm Canadian, I'm more famous than Canada
I'll light a dick-fire to warm up your cold vagina-hands
Then I'll cover you in white like the Klu-Klux Klan

All the Mexicans love me down in South America
From Colombia to Brazil all the way to Algeria
I'm Che Vagina, I liberate girls from oppressive pants
I'm Fidel Asstro, the Dictator of Ass

I'm Sodomy Hussein, the King of Being Hung
I'm Queen Ejizzabeth, I wear a crown of cum
I'm President Hard-as-a-Rock Obama
I'm reforming the health care system--wait, that wasn't sexual...

Proparopzzi follows me every day of my life
I'm like Princess Diana except I am alive
I'm like AIDS, everyone has heard of me
I'm Happiest Inside Vagina, I got HIV

I'm on the cover of magazines, the headline of the newspaper
Reads, "Hide Your Daughter! MC Vagina's Gonna Rape Her!"
Whoa, whoa, what? I, I didn't write that
[Sorry, sorry, that was me, my bad]

I am very super-famous, super-famous, super-famous (BITCH!)
Very super-famous, a lot of people know I exist
I am very super-famous, super-famous, super-famous (BITCH!)
Very super-famous
You are not, so you are shit

Aw yeah, fame is like a tree: It helps you get pussy
For all you French ladies out there, "Le feu sur le cheval était brisée...Bitches."
I'm outta here, I'm going to a party with other famous people like Puff Diddy and Brad Pitts
Peace off!





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Jon Lajoie Very Super Famous Comments
  1. Elon Musk

    "In the planet of earth, I'm the most famous person in the world. Everybody knows who I am, even the people who don't know who I am"

    New insta bio. I know you all know me

  2. kasra dastranj

    This is what I hear when anyone plays a rap song

  3. Isaac Pantti

    It took me until now to get the Saddam Hussein line oh my god.

  4. Neil Herceg

    Why did this guy stop making videos? It's a sad world without M.C. Vagina

  5. mike michalski

    Classic Jon make more music mydude!!!

  6. Ryan Thomas

    Who's still jamming this masterpiece in 2020?

  7. Hang The Bankers

    The WTC b7 reference. lol

  8. ff1919

    0:39 he predicted sjw

  9. Kronus Uchiha

    2020 is a fcking good year to me I just discover this guy

    Kaitlin Meuse

    Just?! How have you lives the past 10+ years not quoting his random raps? Hahaha

    JaviSanchRANDOM 04

    Yeah have you listened show me your genitals?

  10. Kronus Uchiha

    2020 is a fcking good year to me I just discover this guy

  11. Matt Napoli

    "Aww yeah. Drop the beats." - Taco

  12. tupac master alg

    fun from Algeria go and fuck the bitch super sex hero

  13. Big head Red

    Nick cannon too scared to make a diss track

  14. Charles Keefer

    Too Lilly bitch

  15. Richard’s Testicle Head

    “Franksquirter” lol

  16. Lord Fartquad

    Still better than Nick Cannon.

  17. Lord Fartquad

    “A lot of people know that I exist.”

  18. Eric Kincaid

    Yeah, this one is way too long.

  19. The Tennis Man

    Antonio Brown be like

  20. Ticci Toby

    Everyone knows who I am, even the people who don’t know who I am.

    MrCinnamonWhale

    1 day ago?! God damn man I thought I was the only one reliving their childhood for at least a month

  21. D3V

    sperms are famous that can make you pregnant in bum 😂🔥✌️

  22. nobbs play

    Cring Bitch

  23. Ricardo Fernandez

    Lol 😂😂😂😂😂

  24. Zen Ventzi

    It's like the video looks worse with better quality, vote for the old quality back

  25. WtF JoK3r

    how my penis is super not small

  26. Cynical Red

    haha this is what I hear when most hip hop is playing!

  27. Joel E. Williams

    Anyone here in 2020?

  28. Mr Thomas

    Montre moi tes génitauses

  29. X 10

    “Im like princess diana, except I’m alive”

    Son Bearku

    My favorite line

  30. Faisal

    *WHY YOUTUBE*

  31. willie makit

    Wmd! Lmao 😂😂

  32. Chris A

    MC Vagina is the dopest rapper

  33. Charles Keefer

    Magic blood

  34. Wade k 21

    "The Eiffel Tower is alot like my dick. It's big and it stings when soap gets inside the tip"

    Lmao

  35. 現代のコンピューリサフランク420

    anyone here in 2019?

  36. Mitch Chase

    In Iraq they found WMD'S --- women on my dick.....OMG.

  37. Balint Fauszt

    I have absolutely no idea who this guy is and why youtube just showed me this right now

    Walter das Trevas

    Because you are special!

    Balint Fauszt

    Walter das Trevas yes I am!

  38. exaggerated mongoose

    Back back and to the left
    Back back and to the left

  39. moe know

    The beginning, he pulls up with 3 sad bitches!! 😆😂🤣😂🤣

  40. Галаев Сергей

    Stillll listening

  41. Samel

    it took me 2 minutes to realize his t-shirt matches the background

  42. kreion

    MC VAGINA up in this shit!

  43. MetalMissile

    Lowkey that WMD line was fucking dope

  44. Rusty Dirt

    Yes but no







    Mmm

  45. Pugilist Enthusiast

    Its funny, this is almost 10 years old but this is an accurate portrayal of our social media culture.

  46. gusZ77

    Donald Trump's internal monologue in musical form.

    ShadowDemon17

    gusZ77 go fuck yourself

  47. LunaticWick

    Aww yeah still watchin in 2019

  48. Zoë

    Anyone watching in late 2019

  49. no youtube name

    All the dislikes are from people who want to be very super famous... but are just not very super famous

  50. Patrick Farris-Barker

    Aww yeah drop them beats

  51. Adam Sandler

    When he said “you have to be super smarter” I felt that

    no youtube name

    are you the real Adam Sandler?

    Xxx_Pussypunk68_xxX Bob

    @no youtube name yes he is

  52. Richard man

    I like this guy is he still alive...???

  53. Coiled Steel

    You are a LEGEND - in your own mind!

    It's a matter of opinion -
    and it's only your opinion that matters.

    It's mind over matter,
    and
    IF you don't "mind" then
    IT don't matter!
    .

  54. jjordan73115

    Every rap ever

  55. eraserhead

    you are not so you are shit

  56. Terminasitor

    2019 anyone?

  57. STUPID WIFI

    Those girls look depressed

  58. Trey Gowdy

    Thumbs up if you would totally hit the fat chick.

  59. Leland- BoB Palmer

    I just realised he must have got his shirt from rockos modern life

  60. Leland- BoB Palmer

    Something IS RIGHT if this has 8 million views

  61. dan lugo

    Back back and to the left hahahahaha

  62. Justin Sparrow

    im hardasarock obama

  63. Justin Sparrow

    a seamen proofvest

  64. qushtal

    "if you wanna hang out with me make sure Your panties are crotchless" haahha

  65. lol xd uwu

    "in the planet of earth i am the most famous person of the world"

  66. Behnood Alian

    Omg this dude is greaaaat

  67. Gabriel Petrovich

    Hide your daughter cuz MC vagina's gonna rape her, bro😂😂😂😂😂

  68. Jacob Summers

    Dudes a YouTube legend

  69. VenomLetsPlay

    Still a banger almost 9 years later

  70. E Van D

    I’m offensive and I find this feminist lmao... Jon lajoie is amazing actually ❤️

  71. Crazy Apple

    The target demographic for your content are socialy akward teenage boys... And thats just me 7 years ago and still today

    Swagger Son

    Why is this so true omg XD

  72. Christopher Johnson

    So wait the Eiffel Tower burns in the tip if you put soap in it. I'm gonna have to try this

  73. xWassupHolmes

    "Everybody knows who I am, even the people who don't know who I am" FIRE

  74. BlackSuns

    Im here in 2019🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  75. AnimGhost8492

    When your name is in the math question

  76. PidgeonMoose YT

    This guys amazing

  77. Pulling the Strings

    Even those fat bitches look bored 😂😂

  78. xXPROTECTIONXx

    He said they save up to buy my Album instead of going to the Grocery Store😂😂😂

  79. AnaMorphoSci

    "I'm Fidel Ass-tro, the dick-tator of ass" XD

  80. Matthew Anburen

    Here 8 years later to remember 69/11 never forget the vaginal terrorist .

  81. Paper Chase Presents

    Who still listening in 2019?

    rustywrench

    Right here.

  82. Juanmipco

    2019 anybody?

  83. Frankenoise

    How do those girls not laugh during the video shoot!?!!?😆

  84. chris bayer

    This is amazing! Thank you Taco!

  85. Moist bread

    why is it age restricted.....

    MESS Art

    They try to make it less famous

  86. Gilberto Garcia

    This song goes hard

  87. Roy Francis

    Steve ! Be my friend 😂

  88. timerac3r

    Some videos just don't get old.

  89. esteroret 1

    i feel like those girl wanna die

    Cool Guy Who Takes Credit For Things He Didnt Do

    Don't worry, they are on the inside

  90. George Perakis

    This video is entirely factual, Jon's wikipedia page confirms it.

  91. Garrin Porter

    Best part of the vid is the Cabrio.

  92. ayush gupta

    the racist joke i will be using from now : chinese countries like japan

  93. mehdi remidi

    this is just too funny when u get all the references

  94. Stephen Smith

    I blast most of your songs from my conveyance just because I just don't care what anyone thinks.

  95. Stephen Smith

    Fan forever

  96. Andromediana

    4:15 LMAO