Jon Lajoie - Nine To Five Lyrics
What's a nine to five office job?
That sounds exactly like what I want
Young man, that is one party
you may not be able to handle
Monday to Friday live
Nine to five, nine to five
Cubicles and neon lights
Nine to five, nine to five
Stay till six, get overtime
Nine to five, nine to five
We motherfucking love our lives
Wake up in the morning at six
Breakfast with the wife and kids
A juice box and carrot sticks
Cafeteria food is expensive
It may not fit into your budget
Hop on the bus, public transit
Or carpool for the environment
Leave early in case there is traffic
Bring a news paper or your favourite music
John Mayer, Tim McGraw and Styx
And Jon Bon Jovi's greatest hits
Get to work at eight fifty five
Five minutes early, so you have the time
To pour yourself a coffee and say 'Hi'
To your coworkers, "Good morning, guys!"
Talk about the shows that were on last night
Or a sports event, if you're a guy
The boss walks in and says
"Look at the time, everybody get to work, it is nine"
Nine to five, nine to five
Bathroom break at 11:05
Nine to five, nine to five
Quality chairs that support the spine
Nine to five, nine to five
External calls, make sure to press nine
Nine to five, nine to five
We motherfucking love our lives
Photo copiers, fax machines
And casual Fridays, you get to wear jeans (Yay!)
How crazy is that, wearing jeans to work
On the tenth of every month wear Hawaiian shirts
Hawaiian shirt day, Hawaiian shirt day
Who said an office job wasn't a part-e
Health insurance, paid sick days
Bring baked goods to work on Tuesdays
Jill's muffins are always a hit
"What's the recipe Jill?" "They're from Costco..."
"Still, good choice." "Yeah, good choice, they're nice and squishy."
Staplers, keyboards, calculations
Work-related conversations
"Hey, did you get my work-related email?"
"Yes, I got your work-related email."
"Your Tron screensaver's really rad."
"Thanks, I like your Star Wars mouse pad."
"It was a gift from my dentist on my 30th birthday."
Clock strikes five, it's the end of the work day
Home by six, in bed by ten
Wake up and do it all over again
Nine to five, nine to five
Why do I always feel like crying?
Nine to five, nine to five
This is not what I dreamt of as a child
Nine to five, nine to five
Everyday someone commits suicide
Nine to five, nine to five
We motherfucking hate our lives
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Jon Lajoie Nine To Five Comments
Poor Hawaii people, for them hawaiian shirt day is just another day..:(
is there audio of refrain beat somewhere?
Good song for such bad Monday like today....
On casual Fridays we get to wear jeans. How crazy is that; wearing jeans to work?
"this is not what I dreamt of as a child"
so much gpoy
My life in a nutshell
11pm to 7:30am are my hours it sucks
This is must be recognized as the official anthem for the middle class.
my life after i graduate college haha
We had Hawaiian shirt day on school. I was like: "HAWAIIAN SHIRT DAY! HAWAIIAN SHIRT DAY!"
All day long, and noone understood what I was talking about.
Hawaiian shirt day! Hawaiian shirt day!
@ghaschel Hah
this song kicks ass
6 to 5 -.- everyday -.-
reminds me of the office
0:54 morning guys!
%dislike_number% persons did /NOT/ understood this joke.
9 to 6 u mad bro
trippy shit, would be one badass music video
y no video? i want a video!!!! lol
awsome song btw
4 people by their lunches at work
im doing work experience this week, now i understand what hes on about :')
he sounds like flo rida here
@jackorelha1 just the american work day
Dude! wtf... the song's really catchy!
god, it's sad song, really ;(
I love how some of his awesomest songs are the ones with the least exposure.
Another good song by Mr Lajoie but seriously I think my job is much worst than a 9-5 :(
@jackorelha1
it just means that you work from 9 am to 5 o clock in the evening =)
what is a nin-to-five job
I'm brasilian, so I don't know
Um serviço de 9 da manhã até 5 da tarde.
Espero que você ainda esteja vivo kkkkk
best tune ever
what are the lyrics to this song, I've looked on the internet but noone else seems to know either!!
some bits are too fast and I can't understand what he's saying!!
One of his best works. Unbelievable I haven't heard it until now.
lol i currently earn an equal of $3,92 per hour and i work from 8 to 5:30, on an study-related internship basis.
a 9 to 5 would be extremely good. less hours, the shit begins later and you get paid more...
pls dont complain about your miserable 9 to 5 life, think about all the poor people that don't even have food before you complain...
cool song btw jon!
That's actually a pretty sick beat.
@quantomintomentum Some jobs are fun. Mine is a blast, but its 9pm to 5am lol... id rather have 9am to 5pm
someones got to be up for fires lol
best song ever hillarious
caftira food expensive haha
@quantomintomentum yea its just as long as school but at different times
Jon Lajoie should do some dubstep it would be 2x the ear rappage
this song is amazing. So sad that it's actually true for so many people. And yet somehow people tolerate a 9-5. I seriously don't think I can cope with a 9-5.
Cant wait to get the album but i have to wait till christmas to get itunes cards
QUALITY CHAIRS THAT SUPPORT THE SPINE!!!
36th!!!
FIRST cool guy
20 by god 6ths.
25th.
Glad my friend showed me this. 8D
fucking awesome, jon's still got it!!!
this is surprisingly catchy...
Jon's lost it dude im sorry...
Sixteenth..
2nd.
c-c-c-combo breaker
SIXTH!!!!
fourth!?
Third.
second?