Jon Lajoie - Everyday Normal Guy Lyrics

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12 years old and still lit

2020. Still applies to yours truly lol

2008 was not prepared for this

Im the only one ☝️ who is listening in 2020

Who is still listening in 2020😀

This guy's spittin bars

Надеюсь на ролике была монетизация...

I prefer this song over 99% of the other songs nowadays.

1:21 it's said

*this story is 100% relevant still after 12 years* 😍😍

İ miss this years 😔

Завтра др песни

Omg this is the first time im using 1.25 speed

Thank you!

2020 I am not normal guy.

Doomer - the song

You want some more of this, bitch?
Back in the heezy
We could do this all year long

I told you in the first song, I'll tell you in another
(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
I don't have a girlfriend, my hand's my only lover
(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper
(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
And Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman

I was walking down the street just the other day
I saw these two fine bitches, they were walking my way
"Yo, what you girls doing tonight?" is what I wanted to say
But suddenly I panicked, my voice started to shake
So I put my head down, and I just walked away
I had a bus to catch anyway, it worked out great
Got on the bus, put my headphones on, and pressed play
Sheryl Crow, James Blunt, and motherfucking Ace of Bass
Yo, what can I say? It's just a day in my life
I'm up early in the morning, in bed early at night
To be productive at work, I got to be well rested
Yeah, motherfucker, you heard what I just said

I don't like margarine, I much prefer the taste of butter
(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
My favorite movies as a kid were Superman and Ghostbusters
(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
I have a hard time opening my eyes underwater
(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
And I'm not a huge Nicholas Cage fan

I'm from a lower-middle class family
Me and my brothers and sisters played hide-and-seek
I have good memories from my childhood, bitch
My favorite toy was my fucking firetruck, bitch
I used to play with that motherfucker all day long
Until I learned about sex from the Sears catalog
And then I played with my motherfucker all day long
About ten times a day, man, all year long
My favorite song, motherfucker, I don't like to admit it
Is a Celine Dion Song from the movie Titanic
Every night in my dreams, I see you, I feel you
Every time I hear that fucking shit, a tear comes to my eye
Why the fuck did Leonardo DiCaprio have to die
Yo, I'm not afraid to say that I'm a sensitive guy
Sticks and stones break my bones, but it's the words that make me cry
Like that time in grade three, when a girl called me Stupid Face
She really hurt me, why'd she call me Stupid Face?
Is my face stupid? How's that even possible?
A person could be stupid, but a face? That's impossible
Shit happens all the time, and you learn how to deal with it
Regular everyday normal fucking bullshit

When I get into a fight, I usually leave on a stretcher
(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
When I got nothing to say, I usually talk about the weather
(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
I like the first Back To The Future, but the second one was better
(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
I like red peppers better than the green ones

Ooh-hoo, saving up my money to go buy a new dishwasher
Mine broke about six months ago, motherfucker
Go, go, go, go, go shawty
It's your birthday
Go party like it's your birthday
I wasn't invited, but it's okay
I'll just stay at home and play some video games

Usefull copy paste

Everyday normal guy 3 confirmed 2020?

Titanic part kinda sounds like Linkin Park 2:06

Maaadafaka

Does this relate to anyone in real life other than me

Trust me I'm one of them it applies to....

Motherfucka.....
Still lit as hell



14.1.2020

Better than most of other rappers.

same birthday as me

That was kurwa amazing!!!

2020: I'm still a regular everyday normal ..........

He made lil dicky a genre.

1.25 sounds like eminem lul

(((MAZAFAKA)))

2020 year still listening

Реп моей жизни

2020❤️👍🇱🇰

I just had my dishwasher delivered a few days ago 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Regular everyday normal See Soon

Lol dudes inspirational af an makes me wanna start releasing my music

Damn! I wanna go back :(

All of us in 2020 motherfuckers🕵️‍♂️

Did he know that he will become a meme?

Январь 2020 есть?

почему это у меня в рекомендациях?

I was afraid to open my eyes under water too, untill I dropped my glasses in a lake so I had to find them, swiming down to the bottom.

you talking about me ?

the best. :) 2020

0% nude
0% cars
100% live true

Not vibing with nic cage

Regular Normal Guys MadapaKa (2020)😎😎😎

this video aged like wine

in a good way i mean

awesome

Here from 9GAG

9gag brought me here.

Dude can actually rap and sing decent. If you made serious music, you could be taken seriously as a musician, honestl

Michael Keaton should be everyone's favorite Batman

I don't know why but this song motivates me how can Anyone not like this song it's legend

I lost it when he said he can be stupid but the face is impossible

Yang nggak ngerti artinya tapi suka musik dan lagunya siapa???

Got here cuz op post it on 9gag

Its so 2008 and I love it

Production value went up 10 fold for this one

This is too real

I come to this video every few weeks just to hear the My Heart Will Go On bit

Yes.....

2020 whos here??

can anyone name samples placed in this beat ? it reminds me of some classic

I would be more into rap if most songs were like this, I despise those shitty mumble rapper

Ноиз МС маза фака

how old is this legend now?

pure fire!

thx youtube, after 5 years i found this song title

Can't believe it's been 12 years already. This shit made me start watching YouTube. Jon I hope you're doing fine! :)

2020 here and still dominating!

Last part of the song sounds better than 50 cents one..




Hope he got his new diswasher

anyone in 2020 ?

5 am vibes

Nice song

2:45 When I got nothing to say.
I usually talk about the weatha.
😂😂😂😂
That's so me.

YouTube algorithm’s at it again

Now his song is a meme!

Its not

9gag broght me back to this gem

Why did I just discovered this gem?

The important thing is that you discovered it

IN USA: EVERYDAY NORMAL GUY
IN RUSSIA: Меня зовут виталя..

Ага, Виталя

MASTERPIECE

416k normal guy

Bars is an understatement for his Excellence. 🙌

Intro marsel jh