Jon Lajoie - Everyday Normal Crew Lyrics




Hey yo! Fuck NWA (Get the fuck outta here).
Fuck G Unit (fuck that shit).
Fuck D12 (motherfucker!).
Get the fuck out of the way (fuck you bitch!).
Normal motherfucking crew (motherfucker!).
Everyday normal crew (what what what what!).

We just a regular everyday normal crew,
You can fuck with us ’cause we won’t fuck with you.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
Once a month we get drunk and watch Terminator 2.

We just a regular everyday normal crew,
If you’re hot bitches we’re too shy to talk to you.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
And we get joy spending time with our families.

This is my bro J-A to the S-O-N yo,
the best at Mike Tyson’s Punch Out on Nintendo.
From Glass Joe to Macho Man, yo he fucks shit up,
then Tyson goes down with a star upper-cut.

And he’s also pretty good at Super Mario 3,
but he doesn’t use the flutes cause he doesn’t like cheats.
Like the Contra code that he really doesn’t like,
Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right,
then B, A, B, A, Select, Start you got 30 lives.
He says that shit’s for pussies who don’t know how to fight.

Yo this my man cheese, better known as cheese bread,
We call him that ’cause every time he gets out of bed
he puts 5 slices of cheese on 5 slices of bread.
Microwaves that shit, eats it, then goes back to bed.
Sleeps 12 hours a day and he doesn’t like Asian food.
That’s right bitches, he doesn’t like Asian food.
He doesn’t like the taste of soy sauce,
personally I love that shit but he does not.

Yo Ben is my friend that owns every DVD
from Goonies to Time Cop to Beverly Hills Cop 3.
Dark Knight, First Knight, A Knight’s Tale, and Knight Rider,
He even owns the motherfucking movie Street Fighter.

I borrow them from him I never pay to rent a movie,
as long as I take care of the box and don’t scratch the DVD,
cause last week I borrowed City Slickers and it got scratched,
I was hoping that he wouldn’t notice when I brought it back.
but he did and he was pissed so I apologized to him
and he forgave me and I asked him if I could borrow the movie Twins.
He was reluctant to do so, but he knows I love DeVito,
with Schwarzenegger, that’s a motherfucking comedic duo!

We just a regular everyday normal crew,
we own our tickets to Alanis Morissette in June.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
we bust gats and cadillacs in Grand Theft Auto 2.

We just a regular everyday normal crew,
no party is a party without a Phil Collins too.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
And when one of us gets a haircut we make fun of them.

Yo this is D and he’s a big fucking wrestling fan,
Monday Night Raw, Smackdown, and all the shit from the past.
Like Macho Man Randy Savage and Hulkamania,
Every year he travels to attend WrestleMania.

It may come as no surprise that he’s never had sex,
but it doesn’t bother him ’cause he has the internet.
He jerks off to freaky shit like 2 Girls 1 Cup,
he’s fucked up I tried watching it I fucking threw up.

This my nigga KC (What the fuck did you just call me?),
Sorry…I’ll say friend.

This is my friend KC the only black friend in the crew,
not because we’re racist every race is welcome in the group.
Truthfully he’s a friend of a friend I don’t know him that well,
but not because he’s black my favorite actors are Denzel…
and Samuel L. Jackson, I also like Bill Paxton,
but not because he’s white, but because of his acting.

This is my friend Cleo, she really likes the Beatles,
her favorite is McCartney and her least favorite is Ringo.
A year ago I asked her to go on a date with me she said no,
she said she’d rather just be friends, I started cryin and ran home.
And since then we rarely make eye contact when we speak,
which is awkward ’cause we all hang out at least two times a week.

Finally, I ain’t me without my best friend Steve,
He’s got my motherfuckin’ back although he’s weaker than me.
He’ll probably have a heart attack sometime soon,
but until then he’s my top gun like fucking Tom Cruise.

[Jon Lajoie:] Say it
[Steve:] Nah
[Jon Lajoie:] Say it, c’mon say it.
[Steve:] Nah
[Steve:] You want some of this bitch?! Money! Have a nice day bitch!

If you play organized sports say, “Hell yeah.”
If you watch 24 say, “Hell yeah.”
If the only ass you see is in porn say, “Hell yeah.”
If you eat chocolate when you’re bored say, “Hell yeah.”

I eat chocolate, a lot…when I’m bored. Um, I should stop though…
my metabolism is slowing down. I also like pie…cherry…rhubarb.

We just a regular everyday normal crew,
the joke’s getting old I fucking agree with you.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
I just repeat the same shit from Normal Guy 1 and 2.

We just a regular everyday normal crew,
What a twist with this one I rapped about my friends too.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
I think this cow’s been milked dry…motherfucker!

[Steve:] You want some of this bitch? You’ll never get it…it’s gonna go right up my asshole.





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  1. Jin Kyuubi

    All of his shit is legit pure genius

  2. Joseph Piercy

    2:00 gonna tell my kids ben was keanu reeves

  3. Ivan Grimmi

    I like JonLajoie's taste in movies.

  4. Urhobo Man

    Now I know where Jessie Pinkman learnt to say "you want someol of this bitch?!"

  5. Amarjeet Paul

    Om Shanti to the soul of Steve ji and may his soul attain Moksha !

  6. Squared Circle

    *THIS SONG IS TERRIBLE*
    Been a huge fan since the beginning of this channel and still remember all the words to his best stuff TWELVE years later somehow. But yeah this song is just awful lol

  7. Wojtek Tolsdorf

    Oh, oh ooooooh that line about Steve probably having a heart attack sometimes soon did not age well.

  8. Rusu Razvan

    I bet john plays vr chat non stop now

  9. Mokicooper 1

    I wonder what they all do now? Like in 2019

  10. Barb Wire

    Late 2000's YouTube was the best

  11. Mr. T3ambro

    I've heard Steve died if I do find out that it's true I'll probably be in bed everyday crying

  12. Ali Desch

    DeVito and Schwarzenegger, that's a mother fucking comedic duo!

  13. dddandruff

    Plz come back to SD!

  14. Tuscani J

    Nooooooo, jon la joie was in Texas 10 years ago and I missed it. :(

  15. J Ketcham

    Is abit like you aint smart by mase. except steve was behind 2 pac getting shot.

  16. Goode Inc.

    "Yo this my man Chi, better known as cheese bread
    We call him that ’cause every time he gets out of bed
    He puts 5 slices of cheese on 5 slices of bread
    Microwaves that shit, eats it, then goes back to bed"

    Eminem is shaking in his boots

    Lipa Akhmadova

    Goode Inc. lmao, I read that shit right when he was spitting em barz

  17. Endo

    Дадова зяблики!

    альянс сасат

    О русский

  18. GrassFedMeats

    She better hook up with him before she can't start a family....or cats will be her future

  19. Rafal Bechert

    RIP Steve HOMIE

  20. Matt Dawson

    Is this serious or no?

    PowerZordan

    Yes, I am indeed an expert at "having some common sense" it seems
    Don't be a butthurt, this question was stupid, accept it and you'll be able to move on

    Matt Dawson

    @PowerZordan I was being sarcastic so I guess you have no excuses... you wouldn't know better....

    Matt Dawson

    @PowerZordan looks like someone takes things to serious didnt mean upset your sensitive expert feelings 🤓😱🧐😯

    PowerZordan

    I was also being sarcastic, I'm mocking you, you genius
    "looks like someone takes things to serious" Ironic
    Once again, by just admitting your mistakes you'll be able to move on, it's not that hard, you'll feel better after that

    Matt Dawson

    @PowerZordan bro I really dont care at all I'm just going along with you.... this is sad and you are pathetic and it's kinda pathetic that I'm wasting my time talking to someone who I dont even know....have a nice life behind your computer screen troll...sitting there rotting away....bye bye

  21. Jacob Summers

    No rapper will touch this dude because he was is and will stay real

  22. Gop Bartibogue

    so much fire!!
    said my gf sismoqon

  23. Not Sure.

    Girls like Cleo are crazy in bed.

  24. Not Sure.

    Steve did have that heart attack. RIP.

  25. XION SHIO

    I love steve

  26. James Stephens

    Legends never die

  27. James Stephens

    The pronunciation on mario😂

  28. George Maisuradze

    Still masterpiece

  29. Angel Gyadi

    Keep it raw
    Be real ..and this was awesome.....

  30. SanchoSiberia

    Ахуенно, и всё понятно

  31. nothing at all

    Beat is magical

  32. Elver galarga

    🔥🔥🔥

  33. Talitha Feitosa

    so good

  34. G. W.

    Seriously underrated this shit is.

  35. K- Klub

    Aj style's new intro

  36. LonleyGuns

    100 % talent

  37. Lor Mxnor

    deadass a good song

  38. Marek Drozd

    I love it so much! It's awesome!

  39. Vlad Andrei Mircea

    Good :)

  40. mike hunt

    Don't fuck with my crew. We will fuck with you. .... I just an everyday guy so I won't fuck with you.

  41. Skwoogie Trihard

    Still bumping in 2019, straight🔥🔥🔥

  42. Loli Boy Senpai

    am i normal crew?

  43. Ubaid Ullah

    1:32
    the guy at the back
    *i just wanna go home*

  44. Ubaid Ullah

    0:44
    that guy at the back thinking:
    *what is going on?*

  45. chinh101

    Where is Jon?

  46. steffen steve

    Says alot of motherfucker

    steffen steve

    I love it

  47. Blake 005

    Have a nice day bitch!

  48. Shark Party

    *Fuck BEN...just torrent everything now. No one has DVD players anymore!*

  49. luke witkowski

    10 years ago and still hard!

  50. Milton Waddams

    When will lil Dickey do a song with Jon? I honestly feel like he may have been inspired by the everyday normal guy

  51. Michael Scott

    Me to anyone who says this trilogy is bad
    “Shut your dirty whorish mouth!!!”

  52. Shidiq Ardiansyah

    That big shaq jacket?
    ^_^

  53. Petar Stosic

    Majmun edebeli grozno repujes mic mc boje repuje mogu da se kladi u 10000000 picko debolo

  54. Ich Lebe

    Still love it👍

  55. ᴊɪᴍ ᴋʏʟɪɴᴅʀᴇᴀs

    Everyday normal "gang"

  56. A B

    DID JON SAY THE N WORD? Ban this channel. Ban him from Twitter and Facebook so he can’t poison anyone else. Take him off Apple Music and Spotify so he can’t earn money from music. Never hire him again. How will he eat? He won’t. He shouldn’t. I don’t care if it was 10 years ago or 50 years ago. If you say the N word you deserve to be killed. That’s not an opinion. That’s a basic moral truth that everyone knows deep down.

  57. MrGuardiangod

    PLease Please Please Start Making MOre videos . you were way ahead of your time Please Do more VIdeos . This is Missing On the Internet and the internet needs this.

  58. Marcelo Rocha

    Hei Jon, how are the Normal Crew going?

  59. Ahmet Yusuf ÜNEŞ

    Watched at 240p

  60. Big Money Nocturnal

    Renting DVDs... holy shit.

  61. devilko marian

    Regular Normal guy 2 good song this video is a shit

  62. Justin R

    It's okay to stare

  63. La pulga Atomica

    Jon ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

  64. Mohammad Hatkai

    What is up with the WWE unified title
    Also r.i.p steve

  65. Vinicius Moreira

    i just remembered this video out of nowhere, too good lol

  66. The fighting Irish

    Ben looks like Ross from friends

  67. Emanuel Goldstein

    RIP Steve

  68. Hellonearth Blake

    r.I.P Steve. Sad to see you go thanks for bringing us laughter.

    Oussama Nagda

    Did he die??

  69. Hellonearth Blake

    r.I.P Steve. Sad to see you go thanks for bringing us laughter.

  70. Артур Алтынбеков

    На Россию похоже

  71. Koultrain Krouly

    You can fuck with cause we've fuck with you!

  72. that's alive punk heyyy

    Why I'm laughing I watch it.

  73. Jayanth Narra

    The world really wasn't ready for this in 2009

  74. Rounak Chourasia

    Its so catchy

  75. therustyaxe

    Still a classic!

  76. Артём Иванов

    I love it)

  77. SuperPotacio

    The BEST Channel i've ever seen on YouTube

  78. Trailer Vert

    bra I'm listening to this 10 years later i and i love these songs

  79. NaTe Garrido

    RIP Steve

  80. Emre -

    He must remake this video after 10 years

  81. K Kane

    This is my nigga KZ

  82. Chodumal Maa chodne wala

    Steve is legend

  83. Pakonja

    Wait.So the everyday normal motherfucker died???

    SAL VULCANO ROTFL NPC

    Pakonja Steve (Not his real name) did

  84. Royal Still

    Ten years of this awesome fucking song, I love it !! The Best is this the moment with D. because I'm also a big fucking wrestling fan :D

  85. Rob D

    i wanna hang out with u guys.

  86. E. A.

    Woohoo!! 2019!! Where are the normal guys at?

    Jurica Maricic

    lol still here

  87. Nithin

    2019 💥💥💥💥

  88. Creeper5150

    In 2019 this beat is still hard as fuck. Jon, your talent is undeniable.

  89. Lil Lemon Mad Lad

    anybody notice that jon is actually really good at rapping

  90. himanshu upadhyay

    Jonlajoie was awarded to Grammy. If u can't understand it's just a normal motherfucking shit

  91. Hristorm

    Is Steve still alive?

  92. k-BeQ

    Grand theft auto 2 !!!! :') Who still remember gta2!?!?!?