Jon Lajoie - Everyday Normal Crew Lyrics
Hey yo! Fuck NWA (Get the fuck outta here).
Fuck G Unit (fuck that shit).
Fuck D12 (motherfucker!).
Get the fuck out of the way (fuck you bitch!).
Normal motherfucking crew (motherfucker!).
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
You can fuck with us ’cause we won’t fuck with you.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
Once a month we get drunk and watch Terminator 2.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
If you’re hot bitches we’re too shy to talk to you.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
And we get joy spending time with our families.
This is my bro J-A to the S-O-N yo,
the best at Mike Tyson’s Punch Out on Nintendo.
From Glass Joe to Macho Man, yo he fucks shit up,
then Tyson goes down with a star upper-cut.
And he’s also pretty good at Super Mario 3,
but he doesn’t use the flutes cause he doesn’t like cheats.
Like the Contra code that he really doesn’t like,
Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right,
then B, A, B, A, Select, Start you got 30 lives.
He says that shit’s for pussies who don’t know how to fight.
Yo this my man cheese, better known as cheese bread,
We call him that ’cause every time he gets out of bed
he puts 5 slices of cheese on 5 slices of bread.
Microwaves that shit, eats it, then goes back to bed.
Sleeps 12 hours a day and he doesn’t like Asian food.
That’s right bitches, he doesn’t like Asian food.
He doesn’t like the taste of soy sauce,
personally I love that shit but he does not.
Yo Ben is my friend that owns every DVD
from Goonies to Time Cop to Beverly Hills Cop 3.
Dark Knight, First Knight, A Knight’s Tale, and Knight Rider,
He even owns the motherfucking movie Street Fighter.
I borrow them from him I never pay to rent a movie,
as long as I take care of the box and don’t scratch the DVD,
cause last week I borrowed City Slickers and it got scratched,
I was hoping that he wouldn’t notice when I brought it back.
but he did and he was pissed so I apologized to him
and he forgave me and I asked him if I could borrow the movie Twins.
He was reluctant to do so, but he knows I love DeVito,
with Schwarzenegger, that’s a motherfucking comedic duo!
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
we own our tickets to Alanis Morissette in June.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
we bust gats and cadillacs in Grand Theft Auto 2.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
no party is a party without a Phil Collins too.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
And when one of us gets a haircut we make fun of them.
Yo this is D and he’s a big fucking wrestling fan,
Monday Night Raw, Smackdown, and all the shit from the past.
Like Macho Man Randy Savage and Hulkamania,
Every year he travels to attend WrestleMania.
It may come as no surprise that he’s never had sex,
but it doesn’t bother him ’cause he has the internet.
He jerks off to freaky shit like 2 Girls 1 Cup,
he’s fucked up I tried watching it I fucking threw up.
This my nigga KC (What the fuck did you just call me?),
Sorry…I’ll say friend.
This is my friend KC the only black friend in the crew,
not because we’re racist every race is welcome in the group.
Truthfully he’s a friend of a friend I don’t know him that well,
but not because he’s black my favorite actors are Denzel…
and Samuel L. Jackson, I also like Bill Paxton,
but not because he’s white, but because of his acting.
This is my friend Cleo, she really likes the Beatles,
her favorite is McCartney and her least favorite is Ringo.
A year ago I asked her to go on a date with me she said no,
she said she’d rather just be friends, I started cryin and ran home.
And since then we rarely make eye contact when we speak,
which is awkward ’cause we all hang out at least two times a week.
Finally, I ain’t me without my best friend Steve,
He’s got my motherfuckin’ back although he’s weaker than me.
He’ll probably have a heart attack sometime soon,
but until then he’s my top gun like fucking Tom Cruise.
[Jon Lajoie:] Say it
[Steve:] Nah
[Jon Lajoie:] Say it, c’mon say it.
[Steve:] Nah
[Steve:] You want some of this bitch?! Money! Have a nice day bitch!
If you play organized sports say, “Hell yeah.”
If you watch 24 say, “Hell yeah.”
If the only ass you see is in porn say, “Hell yeah.”
If you eat chocolate when you’re bored say, “Hell yeah.”
I eat chocolate, a lot…when I’m bored. Um, I should stop though…
my metabolism is slowing down. I also like pie…cherry…rhubarb.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
the joke’s getting old I fucking agree with you.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
I just repeat the same shit from Normal Guy 1 and 2.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
What a twist with this one I rapped about my friends too.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
I think this cow’s been milked dry…motherfucker!
[Steve:] You want some of this bitch? You’ll never get it…it’s gonna go right up my asshole.
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Jon Lajoie Everyday Normal Crew Comments
All of his shit is legit pure genius
2:00 gonna tell my kids ben was keanu reeves
I like JonLajoie's taste in movies.
Now I know where Jessie Pinkman learnt to say "you want someol of this bitch?!"
Om Shanti to the soul of Steve ji and may his soul attain Moksha !
*THIS SONG IS TERRIBLE*
Been a huge fan since the beginning of this channel and still remember all the words to his best stuff TWELVE years later somehow. But yeah this song is just awful lol
Oh, oh ooooooh that line about Steve probably having a heart attack sometimes soon did not age well.
I bet john plays vr chat non stop now
I wonder what they all do now? Like in 2019
Late 2000's YouTube was the best
I've heard Steve died if I do find out that it's true I'll probably be in bed everyday crying
DeVito and Schwarzenegger, that's a mother fucking comedic duo!
Plz come back to SD!
Nooooooo, jon la joie was in Texas 10 years ago and I missed it. :(
Is abit like you aint smart by mase. except steve was behind 2 pac getting shot.
"Yo this my man Chi, better known as cheese bread
We call him that ’cause every time he gets out of bed
He puts 5 slices of cheese on 5 slices of bread
Microwaves that shit, eats it, then goes back to bed"
Eminem is shaking in his boots
Goode Inc. lmao, I read that shit right when he was spitting em barz
Дадова зяблики!
О русский
She better hook up with him before she can't start a family....or cats will be her future
RIP Steve HOMIE
Is this serious or no?
Yes, I am indeed an expert at "having some common sense" it seems
Don't be a butthurt, this question was stupid, accept it and you'll be able to move on
@PowerZordan I was being sarcastic so I guess you have no excuses... you wouldn't know better....
@PowerZordan looks like someone takes things to serious didnt mean upset your sensitive expert feelings 🤓😱🧐😯
I was also being sarcastic, I'm mocking you, you genius
"looks like someone takes things to serious" Ironic
Once again, by just admitting your mistakes you'll be able to move on, it's not that hard, you'll feel better after that
@PowerZordan bro I really dont care at all I'm just going along with you.... this is sad and you are pathetic and it's kinda pathetic that I'm wasting my time talking to someone who I dont even know....have a nice life behind your computer screen troll...sitting there rotting away....bye bye
No rapper will touch this dude because he was is and will stay real
so much fire!!
said my gf sismoqon
Girls like Cleo are crazy in bed.
Steve did have that heart attack. RIP.
I love steve
Legends never die
The pronunciation on mario😂
Still masterpiece
Keep it raw
Be real ..and this was awesome.....
Ахуенно, и всё понятно
Beat is magical
🔥🔥🔥
so good
Seriously underrated this shit is.
Aj style's new intro
100 % talent
deadass a good song
I love it so much! It's awesome!
Good :)
Don't fuck with my crew. We will fuck with you. .... I just an everyday guy so I won't fuck with you.
Still bumping in 2019, straight🔥🔥🔥
am i normal crew?
1:32
the guy at the back
*i just wanna go home*
0:44
that guy at the back thinking:
*what is going on?*
Where is Jon?
Says alot of motherfucker
I love it
Have a nice day bitch!
*Fuck BEN...just torrent everything now. No one has DVD players anymore!*
10 years ago and still hard!
When will lil Dickey do a song with Jon? I honestly feel like he may have been inspired by the everyday normal guy
Me to anyone who says this trilogy is bad
“Shut your dirty whorish mouth!!!”
That big shaq jacket?
^_^
Majmun edebeli grozno repujes mic mc boje repuje mogu da se kladi u 10000000 picko debolo
Still love it👍
Everyday normal "gang"
DID JON SAY THE N WORD? Ban this channel. Ban him from Twitter and Facebook so he can’t poison anyone else. Take him off Apple Music and Spotify so he can’t earn money from music. Never hire him again. How will he eat? He won’t. He shouldn’t. I don’t care if it was 10 years ago or 50 years ago. If you say the N word you deserve to be killed. That’s not an opinion. That’s a basic moral truth that everyone knows deep down.
PLease Please Please Start Making MOre videos . you were way ahead of your time Please Do more VIdeos . This is Missing On the Internet and the internet needs this.
Hei Jon, how are the Normal Crew going?
Watched at 240p
Renting DVDs... holy shit.
Regular Normal guy 2 good song this video is a shit
It's okay to stare
Jon ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
What is up with the WWE unified title
Also r.i.p steve
i just remembered this video out of nowhere, too good lol
Ben looks like Ross from friends
RIP Steve
r.I.P Steve. Sad to see you go thanks for bringing us laughter.
Did he die??
r.I.P Steve. Sad to see you go thanks for bringing us laughter.
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You can fuck with cause we've fuck with you!
Why I'm laughing I watch it.
The world really wasn't ready for this in 2009
Its so catchy
Still a classic!
I love it)
The BEST Channel i've ever seen on YouTube
bra I'm listening to this 10 years later i and i love these songs
RIP Steve
He must remake this video after 10 years
This is my nigga KZ
Steve is legend
Wait.So the everyday normal motherfucker died???
Pakonja Steve (Not his real name) did
Ten years of this awesome fucking song, I love it !! The Best is this the moment with D. because I'm also a big fucking wrestling fan :D
i wanna hang out with u guys.
Woohoo!! 2019!! Where are the normal guys at?
lol still here
2019 💥💥💥💥
In 2019 this beat is still hard as fuck. Jon, your talent is undeniable.
anybody notice that jon is actually really good at rapping
Jonlajoie was awarded to Grammy. If u can't understand it's just a normal motherfucking shit
Is Steve still alive?
Grand theft auto 2 !!!! :') Who still remember gta2!?!?!?