Jon Lajoie - Chatroulette Song Lyrics

still true.

This is what happens when you keep asking people to show you their genitals.

play that song in a loop, open chatroulette, sit back and enjoy :D

2018!!!!!

Underrated. This might be Jon Lajoie's best

I was super young when this came out and I really didn't know humor. But this is still halrious

I just luv Jon lajories music

I wonder if he ever ran across Steve Kardynal

This song applies to what actually became my life when I otherwise thought it would be a philosophical adventure

Dude! That is a lot of cum!

The feel when Jon Lajoie uploaded a new video....

I can't masturbate with this...

klassic

It's been YEARS since I've watched these videos and I still remember some of the words XD

5 years later, still true *sigh*

Ah yes, this is a radio friendly song.

dammit i immediately went on chat roullet and it was just people wanting to talk

two years work....

Over 5 years old and still fucking stupid yet hilarious. Canadians.

Jizz in my pants

you were right...so much...penises... :D

@helgah89 the smiley face, you liked it you perv

I C U R happy about it ;)

+ZebasG -- Of course she would, she's a girl. It's like you liking a nice pair of tits.

+Tyler C. Ew lol no girls don't like seeing random hairy 40 year old men jerking off on the Internet. She probably put that face because she thought it was funny

@Felicia Pretty sure most of them weren't hairy 40-year-olds. And a stiff dick is a stiff dick.

I'm going to marry him

He's seen too many dicks. He's damaged goods.

Anyone else notice that his background differs? His computer shows a counter and something else, yet outside it, is a plain white wall.

My girlfriend said she tried chatroulette before and this is exactly what happened haha. It's not all guys jerking off but it does happen sometimes.

Dickrullete

+homersimpsonovich Cockrulette*

*Actually

It's funny because its true !! Lol

where the fuck has jon been? he hasnt made anything in ages

He has been working as an actor in shows like "The League", you should check it out :]

@franzlimit I don't give a fuck

yea check the league its REALLY funny and they feature some of his songs on the show

Have you checked this channel lately?

I went on exactly once, after hearing this song with my friend.
We actually found 2 cute German girls and had a conversation with them and sang and danced. They got bored though. I guess not enough dicks. A shame.

You shoulda whipped it, bro. You shoulda whipped it out...

If theres face recognizing softwares why theres no for cocks too? 

I want this played at my funeral

+FLUFFYBUNNIEZ Cause you saw a lot of guys jerking off during your lifetime?

@Daky1001
yeah

@Daky1001 hahahahahha :D

this is how i feel every time i go on omegle lol

+Dan Hazing haha same here

cool jack in the box.mad at me then un friend me.

813 people are dirty chatroulette jerkers

true story about chatroulete same shit happens on omegle to

show me your genitals

I went one once when I was like 11. Never went on again.

he's obviously past age 11 now why is this liked so much

@GNU Bernie Sanders 2028 Elite GNU Emacs User who knows

@kulerage HMMMMMMMMMMMM

Is chatroulette really this bad?

Never been to Chatroulette but I used other video service and let's just say there were penises...

Nearly that bad. Sometimes me and my friend would get on and the first person we would get matched with was beating off

Such a tearjerking song );

i ended up placing my hand on the screen and just take it out if there was not somebody jerking, after  a while i abandoned that sick place.... this song is completely real.

I can't even.. This is my LIFE.

omg so true im dying

what would the genre of this be? I'm serious. The piano sounds really good and i want to find songs that are similar to the lyrics.(minus the jerking off part). I'm doing a terrible job of explaining this.

Ballad ?

If you want comedy with this piano sound then Bo Burnham is your guy.

It's a power ballad. That's not narrowing it down much, but the power ballad style is defined by the song having a gentle style with a strong message, and building up to an emotional climax.

great answer

hii how are yOUU UUUUUUU

omg im subing just because my last name is lajoie

no im no my moms account im making my own though but my name is Jamie LaJoie

sorry that last guy was me

@TheCoolKidzOTB oh

@TheCoolKidzOTB >>>i know

Chatrullete and Omegle

What nationality had the best dicks, Kathryn?

+Tim Clarkson what

You completely forgot what the video was about, haven't you?

hahaha lol

That was in South Park. IDK, who was first

Which episode? :D

so right ....

Are you and Spencer Rice related ?

Oddly I did have a few interesting conversations with people on the other side of the world.  But also saw a lot of fappers.  lol

This video..... 
YES 

His eyes are so captivating

Megaupload was illegal, as much as I loved it. It had to be taken down.

I want to discover ways to have more sex. My good friend has started going out with a 10 basically because 60 days ago he signed up to a site called Master Attraction (Google it if you desire to learn how.) I’m so jealous since I would like to fall madly in love too. I’m gonna look into this Jake Ayres man’s emails and discover if it might help someone like me. Strange point is, my friend once had Zero joy with girls. How can you change that quickly? His girl’s a fucking model!

He discribed my Chatroulette experience :/

Lol this video is so spot on!!!

for real.

Life changed

guyyys jerking ooooooffffff

So beautiful, I'm crying :') ♥

YO BICHES

lol jon lajoie looks exactly like my dad minus the grey hair

Lol so true xD

beatiful song.. oh wait... it's not.

dang that guy cam fast

Funny guy, normally they take out their dicks in front of pretty women :D But I´m really happy for you :)

I don't know whether to feel impressed or sorry for you.

I could easily beat that

I got banned because i was singing show me your genitals...

XD Omygoodeness. Lol, I guess I got really lucky then...cause I met a guy, made a friend, he just wanted to talk, he lives on the other side of the world and we learned things about each others culture :p ..poor jonlajoie...

That guy probably listened to 'Too Fast' and thought it was a challenge.

im on your side, he should know how to spell.

what the fuck dude o.o

I know that, but he's being a total dick about it and I didn't even mean anything by it, I just thought I was being nice... and it's pretty weird to be that aggressive because of something I wrote half a year ago

It was clearly not on purpose though...if he knows how to spell "knew" I'm pretty sure he knows how to spell "now"...

i'm not a grammar nazi, but if you use a completly different word I feel obligated as your fellow man to correct you so you don't get misunderstood by someone another time

nice job grammar nazi, now fuck off

I wrote a bassline for this. I'm kind of ashamed of myself.

be sure to check out my channel

challenge accepted

I CANT TELL FROM TEXT!!! BRAWWAWRAWAA

in other words: oh.. sorry

The end sounds like the song Fear Boner from The League

True that

Hahahah this is fucking epic, there are some good people there tho

Nah I was joking

Jon Lajoie made a song that had those words in it.

And, let me guess, you're a girl too? Or you're gay.

I remember one time on chat-roulette a guy also with a mask but a mask full of colors and he was screaming and doing some big movements with his arms and he was looking in the air or top left and right of his room like if he didn't notice me. Was funny!!!

I remember one time on chatroulette, I met a guy wearing a gorilla mask playing a guitar, i started tapping on my desk with him & we made a little song.

this song is beatiful(after seeing chatroulette site) forget is not

I'd rather see penises and cocks and guys jerking them off

lady-magnet - and he's fat He went from a no-one into being amazing. He acted like it was natural for quite a while. He ultimately admitted it two days ago. Turns out he makes use of the Jake Ayres Master Attraction Formula. Google it if you wish to know about it... He's seeing a sexy chick...