Jon Cozart - Boy Band Parody Lyrics
[N'Sync]
Mid-life is tough babe, the end is nigh,
I've seen boy bands come and go,
Yeah,
'Cause I couldn't please,
She left me like that, no strings attached,
Every little thing I do, never seems to pull me through,
Depression made my marriage break up,
And my Porsche won't make love,
Never got my G.E.D, or a guest spot on glee,
Since I turned forty three.
[One Direction]
I've got a hunch we know what you'll adore,
It's time to seize, with one disease,
We'll burn you up hotter than 98 degrees,
Cold corporate suits in a room can smell it,
Simon says we're brand new,
A horde of girls threw my date down an empty well,
After they threatened to drown me in styling gel,
This bands been grown from the help of my cloning cells,
They all know
Oh oh
They all know we're beautiful,
Songs manufactured so carefully,
Flip of my hair, I cure cancer and heart disease,
Me me me me me me me me me, us, me me,
We all know,
Oh oh
We all know we're beautiful,
That's what makes you buy our shhhh.
[Jonas Brothers]
I got so old,
Just Rollin' in, mickey gold.
But I lost control,
And I'm ready to smoke a bowl.
Big Disney's diggin' for treasure,
Took my youth as a financial endeavor,
But my pure fingers ready for pleasure,
So I'm breaking up (breaking up) with you Disney,
And lightin' up (lightin' up) with team Miley.
[Backstreet Boys]
(Yeah) Your one desire,
Make us retire,
Don't care how hard you pray,
Backstreet is here to stay.
Sex appeal,
It's our sixth or seventh comeback,
Buns of steal,
One guy still has a six pack,
Let's get real,
Calling milf's and Tyler Oakley,
Backstreet is here to stay.
Your mom, your mom, your mom, your mom,
Our demographic
In this consumer market,
Your mom is our target,
(We're touring with the new kids) For our boy band buffet,
'Cause backstreet is here to stay,
Yeah, boy bands are here to stay.
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Jon Cozart Boy Band Parody Comments
I can't believe I've never seen this until now. I would friggin pay for an album of full versions of all these songs, lol.
Nostalgic :(
Why was this in my recommended 2019 is almost over
Whistle a lot, I whistle this too, but my friends think I like the boy bands. I wish my friends knew what I was actually whistling XD
i completely forgot about all of these bands lol
5 years later still an awesome song. wonder if jon still has his sixpack...
Who else re-watching all his videos because he hasn't posted for a while and you are missing him?
haven’t listened to this song in years still have it memorized
Can't go wrong with Backstreet Boys
A lyrical genius...I said it
"Sexy, dirty, grossness" 😂🤣😂🤣
HOW is this 5 years old?!
I LOVE 1D!
I'm turning 31 next week and I just squealed like a 9 year old. My preteen heart LOVES THIS SO MUCH❤❤❤ god! I feel old😭 BUT I LOVE IT!😂🤣😂 BSB FOREVER!
Honestly, I’m 15 and I WISH boybands were more like they were
Backstreet boys is so on point omg 😂😂
Five years later, Backstreet is back on tour and so are the Jonas Brothers.
Paint really needs to come back I miss his videos
i’m a huge fan of the jonas brothers and the way you changed the lyrics made me laugh so hard
I have a question
Can girls join this boy band buffet?
We need a part two now that the Jonas brothers are back and one direction broke up
Jokes on u... they Jonas brothers can’t break up they’re bRoThErS
A GUEST SPOT ON GLEE FUCK OUTA HERE 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
I'd love to watch BSB react to this lol
‘This band’s been grown through the help of my cloning cells’ omg I died
Man.. I forgot how good this was..
is no one gonna bring up how good jon looked in the one direction one?
"Or a guest spot on Glee"
I love this because Jon auditioned for Glee and got rejected
okay okay okay...
"Since I turned 43"
Chris Kirkpatrick turned 43 about two weeks before this was released.
So within the span of two weeks they:
Wrote The Lyrics
Choreographed The Video
Designed Props/Costumes
Edited The Video
Damn....
we were all teenagers with Brittany Spears, Insink, and backstreet boys, and now were all moms, Your Mom, Your Mom Your Mom that me
Buns of "steal".
As a director all I can say is 👏👏👏
RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT BUT WHERES THE BIG TIME RUSH
Has Jon ever grown a real beard though?
Me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-*US*-me-me! I laughed harder than I should have.
I love your music
His voice omg
I was so about to say the backstreet part was soooooo wrong. Then I remembered I am mom age to today's teens.....and I still love them. I feel old right now lol.
“A horde of girls threw my date down an empty well”
I feel that man
How’d I just find this now? ITS EVERYTHING!!!
Backstreet boys came back again
5 years later, the backstreet boys are back... again
I feel like 'I want it that way' is a meme now 😂
I hope there's another one like this. 🙏
"Your mon is our target"
Mom actually loves backstreet boys
How has it taken me this long to find this absolute treasure I don't understand. I'm laughing so hard
My favorite part is the 1D parody lmao 😂😂😂
Who needs a whole band when you got technology! 😂
Oh since the Jonas Brothers are back, this didn't age well.
Really jonas brothers
Who else thought that Jon kinda looked like Sherlock during the Jonas Brothers one?
Just realized that boy bands are basically the human version of the lek system for bird mating.
2:26 that voice crack is actually 👌
Amazing. Lol
Funny loved it!! And yes, Backstreet is here to stay and yes, us moms love them. Lol
1:38
Like go off
Why am I seeing this now???
When was this???
This shows the Beatles are the best boy bands of all time
Plural?
Liam O'Bagel what?
The 1D one hit me like a truck
I'm still pissed that they didn't choose u for glee.
Okay but I saw NKOTBSB and it was one hell of a concert given how old some of these dudes were at the time vs how young I was !
Peter and Jon! Yasssss! 🔥
Omg this is great😂😄
When the Jonas brothers are back
I would be lying if i said i have watched this 10 times. But i have LOL
I love the transition from one direction to Jonas brothers
All the lyrics are black but they 'grey' in 'fifty shades of grey' is actually grey in colour and I loVE THAT
Fuck, at 34 now, this is truer than I care go admit. Next, Limp Bizkit will be making a comeback.
Jon is sooooo cuteee😍
Am I the only one that thinks Backstreet Jon looks *really* similar to tbe german Rapper Alligatoah?
Umm excuse me but backstreet boys are the best band around and r here to stay so get over it
I literally died when he said “my pure finger’s ready for pleasure” omg he came for their necks😂 when I first saw this I was butthurt bc I loved 1D so much but this is literally lyrically genius and so funny! They’re soOooOO talented also Jon is so hot as an *NSync member oop 👀
Is nobody talking about that fucking sixpack (3:03) ??? O:
Who's here after the Jonas Brothers reunited?
Ok so this is simple. I see 1D I click
Its currently the end of summer 2019 and whenever I hear any of these songs I still sing Jon’s lyrics instead of the real ones haha
OMG
QUEENNNNNNNN
I feel horrible because i only knew the nsync and backstreet boys songs.............
The Jonas Bro’s one is fairly accurate in 2019
got a bit whooshed the first time I listened to this. though about what age would these day's moms be (Backstreet Boys fan), then I realized... it's around my age :)))) duh...
3:12 the start of the literally best part of this entire video
Still watching this 5 years later because it's fucking banging and hilarious
Not joking backstreet is coming to my country Uruguay for the fist time in 2020, my 35yo sister screamed her longs out 😂
sis there’s 5 backstreet boys 😂
As a Directioner I kinda feel attacked by the 1D section just a little bit
Kiersten B. this was before Four and Made in the AM which is arguably when they became more independent, did more of their own songs and doesn’t really fit the stereotype shown in this video anymore
@Abbie Wilkinson true true
whenever i hear “i want it that way” i think of the b99 opening and then this
i could not be happier
5 years later and i still can recite the whole thing lol
i love your parady songs and wish for you to make more of them! maybe som parodys of pixar movies or something?! i'd love to hear some new songs, it's to bad that it was a while you uploaded something!
I wish they would react to this it would be hysterical
"Flip of my hair I cure cancer and heart disease.."
Directioners everywhere: THEY'VE FIGURED US OUT!!
His hair..omg
Please make a kpop version of this
When you're 14 and someone throws an insult at you: 3:13
Impressive work! It`s obviously how much effort you pot into this video. I love you guys. Both of you, you`re still my favourite a cappella artists. You should really do more of these fantastic collaborations! I`d really appreciate it. But i appreciate you anyway.
I love it. Good parodies!
0:02
I love it already XD
I knew 3 songs from the parody.
1. *NSYNC - It’s Gonna Be Me
2. One Direction - That’s What makes you Beautiful
3. Backstreet Boys - I want it that way
So, what’s the 4’th song by Jonas Brothers?
Burnin' up
Ibis Wolf ok
On behalf of Britain, can I just apologise for 1D?
The 1D parody killed me 😂