Jon Cozart - After Ever After 2 Lyrics
If you've ever wondered why
Disney tales all end in lies
Here's what happened after all their dreams came true
[Mulan (I'll Make a Man Out of You):]
After saving China I went home alone
I was feeling conflicts in my lower zone
I've been dressing like a guy for months
Now I'm losing all control
I think I am a guy in my soul (be a—be a man)
I wanna be a man
[Soldier 1:] I've never seen a guy so hot
[Mulan:] Time to reinvent the new me
[Soldier 1:] Be quiet, or we'll get caught
[Soldier 3:] Maybe one day he'll screw me
[Mulan:] Now I really get why my nickname is Ping
I've gotta be a man
I've got the brains and the bite of females
Plus the brute and the brawn of dudes
I know I'm ready for transformation
It's time to replace all these useless tubes
(Good for you)
[Cinderella (A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes):]
The prince was absolutely the only single wish my heart made
Guess my wish came true
But we never really talked much
Before he discovered my shoe
The night after we got married
I recounted all of my plights
Of how I fit inside a pumpkin
My canines turned to coachmen
Prince threw me in Bedlam that night
The white jackets say I'm nutty (she's nutty as a bat)
'Cause my clothes are sewn by rats (stick some meds in her food)
But their pills turn my brain to putty (hey, got her)
Now Lucifer's not just my cat
I am Satan
Their insulin puts me under
Shock therapy's made me insane
And after years of steady frying
The doctors gave up trying
They stuck 2 steel rods in my brain
[Tiana (Dig a Little Deeper):]
I spent a blooming lifetime
To open my cafe
Then I took a dive in 2005
Now it's washed away
(it's all washed away)
I was picked up by a chopper
After four nights on my roof
Now my new home is the Astrodome
'Cause New Orleans ain't Katrina proof
Ya better carry 'round a shotgun
Or looters take your kids
(Hide your kids now!)
Ya better pee inside of jam jars (ew)
Be sure to keep those lids
Now, now we needed Noah but we got Bush
Our "savior" flew away and hid
Rough seas and levees,
Rough seas and levees,
Rough seas and levees,
I'm dead
[Elsa (Let It Go):]
There is no snow on the mountain tonight
Just sulfur in the air
A kingdom of greenhouse gases
Only Bill Nye seems to care
My town is melting, breaking off into the sea
It's time I show the strength of an evil queen (of an evil queen)
With Germany and Putin, too
I'll free the penguins and throw you in a zoo
We're going green by spilling red
And if you're not dead
[Elsa (Do You Want To Build A Snowman):]
I built a hoard of evil snowmen
They're gonna take over the world
[Elsa (Let It Go):]
Let it snow, let it snow
Now Fox News will need heat lamps
(Mother Russia)
Let it snow, let it snow
I hope you concentrate in camp
(Heil, Elsa)
We don't care who we have to slay
Let my troops march on (the troops march on)
The cold's coming back and it's here to stay
[Tiana:] I sunk like a brick
[Cinderella:] Prince thinks I'm sick
[Elsa:] Ice is melting quick
[Mulan:] Now I have a lot of self-esteem
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Jon Cozart After Ever After 2 Comments
"i hope you concentrate in camp"😳😮
Насколько же охуенный этот чел
Going in order now since I got the recommendation hehe.
I think this is the most accurate YouTube captions have ever been
Mulan-TRANS FUCKING ICON, WE STAN, brothers in arms want to bone (that's gay lol)
Cinderella-Rip your braincells and sanity due to sharing the truth with someone you barely know.
Tiana-Lived for four days after the hurricane hit initially, likely died of unhygienic conditions afterwards(she had to pee in a jar and lived communally with dozens, possibly hundreds, of other people)
Elsa-Got sick of global warming, started another genocide, created evil snowmen, depending on time period either joined up with Hitler or emulated him, likely started a second ice age to prevent global warming.
Mulan is my fav, then Elsa, then Tia, then Ella, because holy shit this one is most certainly my favorite of the three
I sunk like a brick, prince thinks I’m sick, ice is melting quick, now I have a dic- a lot of self esteem
Now i have a....
lot of self isteam
i first watched this when i was 8 and didn't understand that tianas part was about hurricane Katrina wbbss
YouTube: Yeah let’s recommend this in 2020
After six years, are we not gonna talk about the heil Elsa Schick?
“ THEY TOOK THE KIDS!”
“Now Fox News will need heat lamps!” That line kills me every time
It's a the best video of ever
Ни одного русского? Серьёзно?
Frozen 3 sound interesting.
2020 anyone
why was i thinking that mulan was gonna say "now i have a dick" in the last part????
ok i watched this in 2015 and i just watched it again and finally got the hail elsa thing
Gay af.
At Elsa I remembered your Boy Hitler video it was amazing!
Elsa 😂
Elsa yes
6 year old me had no business running around my house reciting all the words to this.
was i 6? idk i could’ve been eight
No one:
2:36
Tiktok: I think I'm 'bout to steal
That was hilarious 😂😂😂😂
I forgot how savage this was now that I’m visiting it after a while listening to it.
SORRY!!!
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Oh, so Elsa creates a Nazi Regime....
Heil Elsa!
Omg Mulan was transgender 😂
And people tell me that your voice isn't an instrument. They so wrong.
*Seizure noises*
Hi can I use your video as a visual aid in my class? I'm a film and TV lecturer
Okay but the Cinderella verse plays through my head at least once every three days
i love this elsa-
... why would you get insulin for insanity?
I thought it was for diabetes
One thing, apart from this song is perfect. Tiana was born in 1917 so 2005 she would be in her 80’s. one fault I love your work and his deserves an Oscar
"i hope you concentrate in camp"
I am
deceased
2020 remembering 9 year old me having these memorized.
Me when I first watch Mulan: I wanna be like Mulan and dress and act like a man!
Me a few years later: I-i was trans...
Sooo
Mulan is transgender
Cinderella’s a fraud
Tianas dead
And Elsas a murderer...
이런거 죠앙
*i Am SaTaN*
My mum and I listen to this sooooo much it’s soooo funny we love it
Keep up the good work
Good video
He looks like sid the sloth
338초만에 가장 확실하게 디즈니를 망가뜨리는 영상
"maybe one day he'll screw me" that line has been stuck in my head for so long and I finally found where it came from
My 5 months baby loves both 1&2 she dont know what they saying but ig she like his voice😂😂
me to mulan me to
Aside from the song, can we acknowledge the work he put into the name cards, they look really great
She is now the queen of the forest correct me if I’m wrong
Since frozen two came out we now know what happened to Elsa Sorry for spoilers wouldn’t see it but she didn’t become a murder
who came from that song for his principal from 2011
I think paint is actually a group of clones
Nice yeah
4:58 Thats a step too far!
Hi I'm from Germany 🇩🇪
It's nice to see what other people people think about me😔
Just kidding, funny video😂
I hope my english is not too bad😂
Sophia Ravenclaw your English is really good!!!!
@eleueie thank you😂
Русские тут есть?)
This is talent. The content we've long been missing
Imma say it, Cinderella is my favorite part
Just me or is he cute
I like Elsa lol 😂
rewatching this when i’m older i actually understand it all... bro the stuff he said is so controversial but it’s so great !!
Watching this with and understanding it is horrible
I, for one, welcome our new Arendellian overlords...
He'd never old .
nice shirts dude
Else went from 0 to Hitler real quick.
*me seven years later still watching/listening to these*
Caitlynn Chrzanowksi bro same
Me: bA Ba bA ba Ba BA Bow!
My mom: *concerned*
Mulan real really she is real history
Mother Russia*
Hail Elsa.*
I died on elsas part tho
Tiana lived in the 20s so she’s safe
Am I the only one who can see Elsa as a totally bad-ass villain
She was actually orginally supposed to be the main villian, but "let it go" was so uplifting that they changed it.
No darling!
This guy reminds me of Thomas Sanders😍❤️✨
Эльза теперь наша новая императрица.
Хаэль Эльза.
*now I have a-*
Lot of self esteem
the Elsa one was good and also im German
Tiana sunk like a brick
Prince thinks Cinderella’s sick
Elsa’s ice is melting quick
Mulan has a............ lot of self esteem
2167 gang?
Wawa wawawa
한국분 있나요??
갑자기 5년전 영상을 띄워주는 You tube 너란녀석은 대체.......
Damn elsa
정신병원 뭔데 ㅋㅋㅋ
i'm confused about the tiana one, why is she pissing inside of jam jars and keeping the lids? and everything else
how is cinderella crazy though.? I don't get it
1:10 The best part of this video
Why is this so dark?
Global Warming, Murder, TRANSformation, and Torture.
Jeez, Disney... Think it through.
will you help me hide a body
정말 알 수 없는 유투브 알고리즘.. 근데 이 분 이제 활동안하시나
Everyone: I don’t care about Global Warming, Elsa can cover the Earth with her snow powers.
I love how the right eyebrow raises more than the left
Part 4 should have
• rapunzel
• sleeping beauty
• moana
• princess Ana
네쌍둥이가 만들었다는게 학계의 정설
"Now I have aaaaaaa loT OF SELF ESTEEM" me