Joe Walsh - Ordinary Average Guy Lyrics
I'm just an ordinary average guy
My friends all are boring
And so am I
We're just ordinary average guys
With average kids
And average wives
We all go bowling at the bowling lanes
Drink a few beers
Bowl a few frames
We're just ordinary average guys
Ordinary average guys
And every Saturday we work in the yard
Pick up the dog doo
Take out the garbage and clean out the garage
My friend's got a Chrysler
I've got a Dodge
We're just ordinary average guys
Ordinary average guys
Ordinary average guy(3x)
Ordinary average average guys
Ordinary average guy(3x)
Ordinary average average average guys
Ordinary average guy(3x)
Ordinary average....
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Joe Walsh Ordinary Average Guy Comments
Joe is just so cool and a great song for most of us ! Seen him in the James Gang / solo / Eagles
My friends are all boring and so am I, Lol! He's anything but ordinary, do like the tune though.
Now, joe walsh is growing older......
Ordinary average guy huh, I call bullshit you mean the same man that went 185 in his Masarati And tore up all of them hotel rooms The same dude with the mansion forget the price leaving all the parties at four can’t even find his way through the door but just an ordinary average guy LOL
Joe's got a mansion Forget the PRICE
Presidential candidates should use this as their theme song to connect with the people.
333 Thumbs down? What the hell? This song is so cool and I still have the cassette single of it!😁
Love this song. Keep on rockin Joe!
Let's go bowling!!!
Take out the garbage and clean out the garage. My friends got a Chrysler and I got a Dodge. Were just ordinary average guys!
good music to smoke a joint to
I thank god i am a
Ive got a dodge
What a shit.
he's best solo....always ....
Space Age Whiz Kid
Told You. Number Zero, of Heroes who could destroy The Universe.
And to think these guys started out as back up musicians to Linda Rondstat. The Eagles were one of a kind. And seperate they amazed. However father time hits us all. RIP Glen Frey. Thank you for the memories....
Was joe a flat earther?
Said it like it is
Joe Walsh is far from being at ordinary average guy LOL
He's got a mansion Forget the PRICE
We Shine ct Mafia EDC!!!! Alot of holes in the desert. Say when! Que no?
I LIKE JOE WALSH HE IS A COOL DUDE
Joe Walsh is an ordinary average guy.
I got a dodge
Joe could sing about anything and turn it into a hit. Love this guy!!
“Nothing special ‘bout me motherfu*kers!”
Funny thing, the music biz.......Walsh wrote this AFTER he did the rhythm and lead guitar work for Richard Marx (Don't Mean Nothing).
Same lick, same time signature- even the same key!!
But, this is Jokin' Joe we're talking about- he can do anything he damned well pleases!! Good on ya, Joe!
You mean we're too old to pitch a bitch anymore?57 channels and nothings on.
Missing ssome things and friends but pretty much says it all for me not you other song but I do love your music my friend I hope
Why does this song always make me think of the big Lebowski
Joe has so much talent songwriter, guitarist and a great guy . Froggy
👍👍👍
She shouldn't be outlawed. Peter that's not Right.
Awe yes we are Normal Mary Jane at average Joe's.
Saw him open for Jimi n 70, DJ said he had a bright future. Well Jim's gone & Joe does hv a bright future/past. Ordinary average guy? Hard to buy into that one. I did hv a cassette player die in the middle of funk 49, And a turn table in the middle of hey Joe. What do i kno?
joe walsh was always kind of a joke but he really took it to the next level of douchery between this and some of his live stuff
Nice play on words
Zumi And Laura
Me! Average Girl! :)
Need yor ball back? " Throws ball back 2 neighbor.
Leave it to Joe sing about pickin' up dog doo and hopin' it's hard!!! LOL First time I heard this song I ROFLed. Wait... is that a word... Oh well, it is now!
This song makes me think of Al Bundy
This is kind of guy I hope to meet
Joe Walsh Rocks!
<3 = art,es ~!
Just an OAG
yes we are
Hope that it's hard
Funny guy he was
I would have to say Joe is more then a ordinary average guy
30 Years Later:
Now they have a
Nonbinary Feminist Child
Not in my house, Jack.....either a boy or a girl- fuck that politically correct bullshit...
Curto Joe Walsh desde 1988, e não consigo mais deixar de ouvir, tenho 58 anos👴💀👍🌐🛀
whoooaa thats not an average wife
I just want an ordinary average guy
I like the bowling alley sound effects. And I have a Dodge.
Saw the Eagles on the Hell Freezes over tour. Joe stole the show. As Don Henley once said, the Eagles had been accused of loitering on stage before Joe joined. The video playing during this song was hilarious! The highlight was the bowling part. It showed Joe in his follow through with more than half of his butt crack showing. Then it showed him making a hilarious face while scrapping up the dog shit! Just an incredible four hours yet there was still so many of my favorites they didn't get to.
Me thinks Joe is just a regular ordinary average rock star dude , you know , those ones we meet all the time.
Everytime I pick up the dog doo, I hope that it's hard
*arf arf*
Never knew there was a video for this song. Love the disparate but meticulously arranged visuals. Love Joe's sense of humor too!
lol this song is my dad xD word for word "my friend has a Chrysler I got a dodge" xD my dad's got white dodge grand caravan my dad also loves to work even without pay enjoys yard work and always hopes the dog due is hard nothing worst then hot slimming dog due xD
I snort some cocaine and clean up the garage!!!
Another timeless classic you would never dare hear in today's music. Not just the incredible lyrics funny video and flawless sound, but the fact that most people would gripe abouy the title and chorus, saying "Why is this referencing only a man and not a woman..."
Take out the garbage and clean out the garage. My friend's gotta Chrysler, I've gotta Dodge. We're just ordinary average guys!
i just remembered this song after 30 years, just had to hear it even tho i didn't think much of it back then. funny how we all eventually settled down, even my meth dealin freinds
I guarantee you JW does not pick up his dogs' feces..........not with the $ he makes .
just another example of how the 80's made great songwriters look bad. lol
I just realized the louder it is the more attention you pay to the music video
🍻👻
Simple, yet brilliant lyrics
I hate tacky dog doo 😂😂💪🏽
Joe Walsh said take out the dog doo and hope that it’s dry lmao 😂😂😂
This is how life should really be dammit
I got a Dodge Ram and i drink a few beers 😁✌☮
Interesting warhol influenced video
When this tune came out I used to hear it on the radio at work every morning. It described me and my buddies to a T! lol
Joe Walsh........u rock!! Howd u get n my head ✌
****) MAD DOG SEAL OF SAINTHOOD (****
A dying breed thanks to the shallowness of my generation.
Our Nana got a Cadillac and a Chevy van. We'd got a Mercedes.
Pick up the dog carp hope it's hard.
Pick up the dog carp hope it's hard.
Audio Valium 20mg.
hi joe when r u goin on ham nation vo1obb clear lol
Man he favors John from Petra
Critics and the cognizente always gush at the "brutal, in your face honesty", of punk and rap, while historically giving only sly nods or panning Joe Walsh's work as uncouth, artless, "construction worker"-anthems. But, there's a more nuanced, hiding in plain sight honesty, self-deprecation and existentialist quality in Walsh's work(even later material where creativity was irretrievably waning). No pretension or magazine clothes. Real life, adeptly relayed by a happily-scarred veteran of real life.
Dicraceful
That was discracegul
I'm a average wife
tina hardman 9 in
Pick up the dog doo. Hope that it's hard.
Bowl a few beers, drink a few frames.
Been snorting ' whiskey & drinkin' cocaine !
The smoker you drink...
Cocaine the snort
The smoker you drink, the player you get
I'd like to meet him one day and just troll through his collection of Guitar's. ohhh how that would be priceless.
Thank you.
ya gotta love the 80s
This song was 1991. But, eh, it fits in the 80's too!
Anyone else think that homer Barney Lenny carl and moe would match this song
Perfectly.
How about Ward Cleaver and Homer Simpson
I love Eagles and Joe is such a true legend. :)
"You know even us rock stars still have to pick the dog shit" -Joe Walsh after this song in 2017.
Joe Walsh... the working man's rocker.