JJ Demon - Coolest. Girl. Ever. Lyrics






How was I even supposed to know
That you were on your way and that you were so close to home
You caught me with the knife in my hand and the bloody glove
Now delve into the mind of a man and the study of… (a cheater!)
Repeating offender, keep reading the end of the book first
And it looks worse, even if we remember
To look back in the embers of a house burnt to the ground
A man caught in the act that tries turning it around
Sorry, is how I’m gonna feel
It’d be glorious if the story wasn’t real
Fill an auditorium and listen to every gory detail
And at the end, just leave enough room for me to bail
Naughty, naughty, I’m so bad
I murder everything in my path
You’re my girl but I’m just a boy
So everything beautiful will be destroyed

This is like the worst thing that ever happened to me
You’re like the coolest girl ever, so what’s happening to me
'Cause this is like the worst thing that ever happened to me
You scream across the room you “hate me” so passionately

Ok, I feel better now that we discussed it
Why are you looking at me all disgusted?
What do you mean I’m just a manipulative little son of a bitch?
What do you mean I’m not to be trusted?
I’m basically a saints angel next to you
I don’t know every person that’s calling and texting you
I don’t know when you’re working and when you’re with the next guy
What do you say we let this little bit of sex slide?

This is like the worst thing that ever happened to me
She can’t take the word “slut” and just attach it to me
She’s screaming at me like I stuck her fucking cat in a tree
Her head is in her hands crying so fashionably

This is like the worst thing that ever happened to me
You’re like the coolest girl ever, so what’s happening to me
'Cause this is like the worst thing that ever happened to me
You scream across the room you “hate me” so passionately

OMG you hate me I know it I shoulda never…
Tried but inside I really thought I was clever…
Sever… the ties and so dies the rose,
But when a rose dies the rose dies forever.
Riding on the feather of a raven
Floating to the perch of a tombstone, engraving:
“Nobody Could Save Him.”
But is it really so serious?
Give me a second chance and we’ll learn from the experience

This is like the worst thing that ever happened to me
She can’t take the word “slut” and just attach it to me
She’s screaming at me like I stuck her fucking cat in a tree
Her head is in her hands crying so fashionably

This is like the worst thing that ever happened to me
You’re like the coolest girl ever, so what’s happening to me
Cause this is like the worst thing that ever happened to me
You scream across the room you “hate me” so passionately





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  1. C.... W....

    hell yea

  2. M.... M....

    I Was Driving Home And Remebered A Lyric And Couldnt Remember The Artist. I Googled It Later And Here I Am. I Forgot About This Song. Haha.

  3. C.... C....

    hey why the little skip is that part of the song

  4. G.... S....

    2017
    Still here

  5. H.... ....

    do only i ship jj with melanie martinez XD

    H.... ....

    I do☝

  6. i.... k....

    Feel like I'm the only person who still listens to JJ Demon sometimes

    i.... k....

    I've been here since the start haha i still love him. We used to be MySpace buds till he fell off the face of the world. Ahh the good old days :P

    i.... k....

    I still listen to at times too

    i.... k....

    listening rn

    i.... k....

    its kat you're not lol. jj is a close friend of mine.

    i.... k....

    i listen to him daily lol

  7. I.... I....

    My awesome sis told me about this song and long I love it!

  8. A.... E....

    That took me forever to get.... AHAHAHAHAHAHAyes. Funny ;)

  9. M.... ....

    He's better than god..

  10. K.... M....

    So everything beautiful will be destroyed!

  11. K.... V....

    You're my girl, but I'm just a boy!

  12. D.... B....

    JJ is God.......

  13. R.... ....

    he cheated? o.o

  14. J.... ....

    I love,this song

  15. B.... ....

    My ex sent this to me.. we back together ;D

  16. b.... b....

    It's like a rapping botdf 0-0 awe-some-ness has been restored.

    b.... b....

    bridget becica He did a song with BOTDF :)

  17. a.... v....

    ..part of the song.....

  18. L.... p....

    The fuck?? O_O

  19. A.... P....

    NAUGHTY! NAUGHTY! I'M SO BAD! ;D

  20. A.... L....

    so what's happening to me?

  21. t.... ....

    this is like the worst thing that has ever happened to me you're like the coolest girl ever XD

  22. A.... L....

    You're my girl, but I'm just a boy, so everything beautiful will be destroyed.

  23. t.... ....

    oh my god i just LOVE when he says ~ "Naughty naughty I'm so bad, I murder everything in my path!" XD

  24. n.... b....

    That skip keeps making me insane.

  25. A.... L....

    yes i am and im proud of it.

  26. A.... L....

    GET THE FUCK UP OUT MY KITCHEN JJ DEMON IS HOOOOTTTTTTT

  27. s.... ....

    me: he sings about me ;3
    my friend: so.. you hate him?
    me:no...?
    my friend: then he sings about me.
    me: you like him? o.o
    my friend: no, but he's hot.
    TRUE STORY xD

  28. c.... h....

    I.Love.You :)

  29. M.... ....

    acually i only like guys sooooooooooooooooooooooo yeah

  30. M.... ....

    well acrodin to every one i do cuz aparently andy biersack looks like a girl and acroding to you jj demon looks like one so i guess i do

  31. r.... ....

    you scream across the room you hate me so passionetly <3

  32. r.... ....

    So what? Don't be a dick

  33. W.... ....

    \(• ε • \ ) this songc: ♥

  34. M.... S....

    Well a lot of people are gay.

    So you better get fucking used to it.

  35. M.... S....

    Whats wrong with being gay?

  36. J.... ....

    ( ゚∀゚)/ luv dis song

  37. A.... ....

    marry me

  38. A.... ....

    jj demon reminds me of someone in my class and he always says "im so sexy!", so i wonder if jj demon will put "im so sexy" in a song.

  39. K.... D....

    Because JJ Demon is just so fudging amazing.

  40. g.... ....

    @DarlinXoXBrookie xD you're welcome

  41. D.... ....

    @godsmackfan1 That. Made. My. Day. LOL XD

  42. g.... ....

    you need to quit comparing jj to God yeah hes great n all but hes no jj

  43. T.... M....

    @HeyStargazer They sound ALOT alike. I think that's the main reason people compare them to eachother & the fact that their both white rappers who rap about real issues.

  44. N.... S....

    "And the study of ... (a cheater!) I love that one.

  45. S.... ....

    He helped me up after I fell in the parking lot at the black sheep he is so hott

  46. A.... V....

    She's screaming at me like I stuck her fucking cat in a tree. Favorite line

  47. M.... S....

    Why the fuck is Miley Cyrus in the suggestions list ?
    But anyways, i love this song : )

  48. S.... A....

    this is the only dude who can rap like emniem

    S.... A....

    Stephen Anderson His verses are definitely underrated.

  49. C.... S....

    2 people had their cats stuck in trees

  50. n.... ....

    i know who disliked this, the girl who hes talking about

  51. N.... A....

    @OpenYerMouthAndBlow i dont know but i think he attendded hip-hops funeral.

  52. M.... G....

    @3LimbedHero Agreed. Lol. Punk, screamo, hardrock, etc. And I actually like this JJ Demon. ;D

  53. d.... ....

    @3LimbedHero
    me too

  54. 3.... ....

    First time i heard this dude. This is currently the only hiphop/party pop ill listen to. BTW im into punk and hardrock and this dudes music is growin on me!

  55. J.... S....

    reminds me of hollywood undead in his voice, but he is soooooo goood.

  56. C.... ....

    @Quicktomove

    I did too, at first :D

  57. S.... ....

    my friend thought it was i murder everything in my bed c:

  58. G.... R....

    lmao this song relates with me waaaayyyy too much xP

  59. J.... D....

    subscribe me !!

  60. A.... R....

    awesome! no better word, except, maybe, the best!

  61. J.... ....

    I wanna make a music vid for dis but idk wut I could do with some of the lyrics.. Message me ideas???

  62. R.... M....

    "Shes screaming like i stuck her fucking cat in a tree!"
    Lol Tristen, i think i may owe you one for demanding me to listen to this song xD

  63. N.... M....

    THIS SONG IS ONE OF DA BEST!!!!!!! <3 <3

  64. F.... E....

    No dislikes!! (:

  65. S.... ....

    I murder everything in my path. <3