Jimmy Fallon - Troll Doll Celebrities Lyrics






[Jimmy Fallon with a British accent]
Hello. Hello my name is Jimmy Fallon, and welcome to the auditions for Troll
Productions Inc. Remember, we're looking for a star or celebrity to sponsor our
new line of trolls dolls, in our new series of commercials. So thanks for coming.
Let's just start the auditions, uh, first up, Mr. John Travolta.

[Jimmy Fallon as John Travolta]
She's like, I swear to God, I mean I can't believe you guys are trying to sell
these things, right. I mean like, who does his hair? I mean like, his hair's so
frizzy. I mean like, you guys can probably get some, like, anti-friz shampoo or
something, right? I mean, I don't know how you guys expect to sell these things
looking so weird, right? [His laugh from Grease.] A-huh-huh.

[Jimmy Fallon with British accent]
Thank you, uh, next up, Cliff Calvin, the mailman from Cheers?

[Jimmy Fallon as Cliff Clavin]
Hey, thanks a lot to ya buddy. I was talking with Marty about these dolls.
Turns out, the uh, turns out the actual midget trolls were made in the 1300's,
by, uh, Indian chiefs looking for a story to keep their children occupied.
These trolls are nice, but i'd rather be having a beer with Normy back at the bar.

[Jimmy Fallon with British accent]
Thank you, Cliffy. Uh, next up, uh, comedian Jerry Seinfeld.

[Jimmy Fallon as Jerry Seinfeld]
Okay people, okay. Will ya look at these things? I mean, do you remember when
dolls used to have moving arms and legs? Am I right? He doesn't have any pants
on! What's the deal with that?! No pants! You get the doll. You don't get the
pants!

[Jimmy Fallon with British accent]
Thank you, uh, next up, actor Nicolas Cage.

[Jimmy Fallon as Nicolas Cage]
Who? What? Where?

[Jimmy Fallon with British accent]
That's all I got for that one actually. Next up, uh, comedian Robin Williams.

[Jimmy Fallon as Robin Williams]
Oh yes, troll dolls, yes. A beautiful thing, yes. It's a beautiful thing. Yes.
Looks like Don King on Viagra, yes. Yes, suddenly the guy's at home going,
"What the hell's going on there?", yes. Meanwhile, there's a kid at home going,
"Daddy, I want the Harry Potter doll!", yes. Meanwhile, the guy's at home
going, "I'm seeing the anti-Christ and it is a troll doll!", yes. Suddenly
Arnold Schwarzenegger's at home going, "Yah, I like to eat troll doll with my
English Muffin.", yes. Suddenly, Mr. Happy's coming out going, "Lewinski,
Lewinski!", yes. Thank you.

[Jimmy Fallon with British accent]
Uh, next up, next up, next up for the audtions, uh, Mr. Gilbert Gottfried.

[Jimmy Fallon as Gilbert Gottfried]
What is this? What kinda kid plays with something like this? They're so weird
looking! What kinda kid would play with something like this? I'd like to be the
voice of this. And that's not good.

[Jimmy Fallon with British accent]
Thank you. Last but not least, uh, Mr. Adam Sandler.

[Jimmy Fallon as Adam Sandler and his mother]
[Adam:] Alright, how ya doing? Alright, this is, uh, okay. This is, uh, this is
me, giving a troll doll to, to my mother, okay Here we go. Uh, uh, mom, I, uh.
Hi. I uh, I uh, I got you a troll. [Making baby sounds]
[Mother:] What did you say?
[Adam:] I said, I, uh, I said I got you a troll. [More baby sounds]
[Mother:] I can't hear you. What did you say to your poor mother? Speak up, please.
[Adam:] I said, I got you a troll.
[Mother:] I'm outta control? What are you saying?!
[Adam:] I wish you would just take the doll and, SHUT UP!

[Crowd cheers]

[Jimmy Fallon with British accent]
That's enough for the trolls. Thank you very much.

[Disc scratches the track out]





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  1. N.... D....

    His Alanis is spot on!

  2. J.... ....

    Jimmy Fallon is hired as Dave Matthews' replacement when he retires from DMB.

  3. G.... G....

    I wonder where that troll doll is right now.

    Gotta love Jimmy 💚

  4. d.... ....

    it's ok to piss yourself once, but twice means this is a funny MF. Thats why he is where he is.

  5. S.... L....

    Just read an interview with Adam Duritz and he admitted Jimmy did a great job spoofing him. Glad to see there's a mutual respect and both are good sports.

  6. R.... T....

    Jimmy Rocks!!!!!!!

  7. P.... G....

    Great voice he had and still does!

  8. J.... W....

    Dude is amazing!! many Singers could only wish to sing this good!!

  9. r.... s....

    Pure talent

  10. Z.... E....

    At 3:59 what song is he parodying

    Z.... E....

    REM Losing My Religion

  11. T.... ....

    Filmed with a toilet seat, stolen from a junkyard, in detroit.

  12. B.... C....

    jimmy is cute af

  13. e.... ....

    He's a really big dude or he's playing a 3/4 size or student guitar lol. love you fallon

    e.... ....

    It's a student guitar pretty sure. He still uses it and Jack White made fun of it on the Tonight show.

    e.... ....

    easytoslip Definitely looks like a 3/4 but he plays a full size as well. There are tons of vids of him singing and playing one, especially now that it's about 20 years after this performance. I'm completely in love with Jimmy! ❤️😍

    e.... ....

    @Kite don't see why making fun of a 3/4 size, as long as it sounds good, it's fine. Also, hello from 2019!

  14. S.... O....

    "Me and Mr. Troll Doll are going to be big stars!"

  15. S.... O....

    Young Jimmy <3 <3

  16. B.... M....

    Why does he have a British accent?

  17. s.... ....

    Jimmy fallon, the first troll ever.

  18. r.... s....

    the alanis morisette song is uninvited

  19. r.... s....

    i always play an accoustic version of all parts of the song never heard a straight accoustic version awesome

  20. D.... D....

    I would love him if he was in a band

  21. k.... d....

    I'm crying. I love Jimmy Fallon. Pumping in the grandmother face. HILARIOUS😂😂😂

  22. A.... B....

    Jimmy Fallon is a comedian

    A.... B....

    Alana Brown
    Good enough.

  23. M.... Z....

    Was this before SNL???

    M.... Z....

    +Melonie Zappa no, he had been on for a year or so.

    M.... Z....

    Actually from what I remember, he auditioned for SNL using this Troll act.

    M.... Z....

    Melonie Zappa during

  24. d.... ....

    Which song by Alanis Morissette was he parodying?

    d.... ....

    +darealleelee ironic.

    d.... ....

    +Anthony Moore That's definitely not ironic

    d.... ....

    sorry, I meant "Uninvited".

    d.... ....

    +Anthony Moore Ah ok. Thank you.

    d.... ....

    +indieindy , No I am not.

  25. M.... R....

    Jimmy Fallon is a gift to humanity, and don't even try to deny that you think his accent is hot

  26. o.... w....

    absolutely

  27. k.... l....

    oh my god he's amazing hahaha

  28. C.... k....

    I'm Just waiting for the "tight little ass wiggle" that Louis CK mentioned...

    C.... k....

    +Coleman kain 7:55

    C.... k....

    +Robert Livz bahahahah thanks

  29. A.... M....

    I love jimmy Fallon and his skits he comes up with :-) he is awesome

  30. L.... E....

    Why is he speaking in an English accent?

    L.... E....

    It's part of his act.

  31. P.... J....

    The first song was freaking awesome

  32. E.... G....

    Louis CK interview about Jimmy's troll doll audition on the Tonite Show brought me here....... a veritable treasure trove of troll doll rock star talent!

    E.... G....

    EM G you just wanted to see the butt shake. Lol

  33. K.... M....

    What's the Alanis song he did?

    K.... M....

    Uninvited

  34. E.... ....

    i had the CD Jimmy Fallon Bathroom Wall and loved it

    E.... ....

    EvilClowns69 THERE WAS A CD

  35. K.... G....

    Jimmy came to my college back in the fall of 2000 and I seriously had never laughed so hard in my life.  I was sore the next day!  There is the day my undying love with Jimmy Fallon started!! 

  36. o.... ....

    how can anyone dislike the crows?!!! this song has got a CC feel to it as well http://bit.do/sleepers

  37. M.... W....

    I discovered this thanks to Sirius Radio, and my life is better because of it!

    M.... W....

    I first heard it on my Pandora.

  38. n.... ....

    I have the Troll Doll Jingles from Philly's Y100 Sonic Sessions. I love his Dave Matthews impersonation!

  39. y.... ....

    where are his troll doll auditions?? not coming up with a search...

  40. A.... A....

    This is my jam B-)

  41. K.... P....

    O my god people shut up its hard to hear him

    K.... P....

    Kyle Peterson but like I would be screaming too haha 😂

  42. m.... ....

    Heard this on Pandora today, thought I'd end up skipping it at first but I'm happy I didn't; so incredibly good. Love the Alanis bit.

    m.... ....

    Pandora brought me here as well.

    m.... ....

    Same here. It was awesome

    m.... ....

    Same as well lol. Never knew Fallon did all these impressions. He's so good I'd like to hear him actually sing these songs with the proper lyrics lol. Thanks Pandora

    m.... ....

    mormegil2
    I just came from Pandora too! lol

  43. J.... B....

    what is the U2 song

  44. H.... ....

    what is the second one

    H.... ....

    Just look up heyayayay song

    H.... ....

    The originals actually called whats going on.

    H.... ....

    @Son_of_Ender25 It's actually What's Up

  45. M.... W....

    It is sad that when he does the Counting Crows part, he has a better voice than Adam ever had.

  46. c.... ....

    Oh, wait... I haven't heard this with some of the jingles, such as the Wallflowers one. :)

  47. c.... ....

    I love this so much. I know this routine by heart almost. :)

  48. c.... ....

    this is hilarious

  49. T.... G....

    What song is the Dave Matthews band impression based off of??

    T.... G....

    So Much to Say by Dave Matthews Band of course ;)

    T.... G....

    So much to say

  50. b.... ....

    I heard it on blue collar comedy they did the whole skit.

  51. J.... W....

    they play it on laugh usa sometimes, that's the comedy channel

  52. A.... G....

    i heard it too. they played it on a comedy channel, i dont remember which one though

  53. F.... ....

    I heard it yesterday on SiriusXM, it was audio on Laugh USA.

  54. u.... ....

    Anthony...I have heard it on Siruis Comedy Central channel a few times too...but it is not this version that you have posted. The one they play on the Sat.Radio is the version that has coldplay yello in it.....and doesent have the george michael faith...

  55. r.... ....

    They play the audio, fairly often. I've heard it there more than once on Laugh USA.

  56. P.... ....

    Best part is that Jimmy had the nuts to still do the Counting Crows impression while they were there.

  57. H.... M....

    what was the origional song of the second song he sang

    H.... M....

    Hank Mc “What’s Up?” by 4 Non Blondes

  58. T.... ....

    Its on his album, writing on the bathroom wall.

  59. e.... ....

    It was the audio from the video. The title was Troll Doll Jingles. It didn't mention Jimmy Fallon. I didn't find that out until I searched it here on Youtube.

  60. A.... M....

    Hey eye8sum1zpet, Question for you, you wrote that you "heard this on Sirius". Was someone was talking about it or did they play the audio from this video? Thanks.

  61. e.... ....

    Wow. I heard this on Sirius and just looked it up. Freaking hilarious.