Jeffree Star - Size Of Your Boat Lyrics

So dope

This song is legit my ringtone

Still so good 💜

Never knew until now! Impressed!💗
Bumping #JeffreeStar skyloud

This is SPECTACULAR!!! I had no idea!!💋

Bro I love muffy I wish I could find more of her songs

this song sounds like a soundtrack to bad girls club😩😍💯💯I love it!!💕💕

The greatest Bullshit I‘ve heared this month. Like.

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Hey baby
I wanna give you some of my magic stick.
Uh What?
You know you want it.
Oh my god, shut up!

If the size of your boat
Hits the tonsils in her throat.
Just enough so that she chokes
Bet you think that she'll be soaked.
Got her panties in a knot
Hope that's not a stuffer sock.
You need motion in that ocean
Just to make that booty pop.

I got a little secret for the guys
(For the guys)
That wants to know if it's the motion or the size.
(Or the size)
But if you're the one I pick
To be the captain of my ship
Put you in my ocean baby
Would you drive?
(Would you drive?)

You know that these guys are quick
To claim they're gigantic.
But size don't mean a thing
Just think about the Titanic!
Maybe I can fake it
Make you think you're doin' damage.
Yawn, you just don't understand it!

They say it ain't the size of your boat
But the motion in your ocean
Boy now row
(Uh uh)
Now row!

They say it ain't the size of your boat
But the motion in your ocean
Boy now row
(Uh uh)
Now row!

You told me we were going on a cruise
So how the hell did we end up on this canoe?

They say it ain't the size of your boat
But the motion in your ocean
Boy now row
(Uh uh)
Now row!

La la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la

I got another secret for the guys
(For the guys)
Whose quick to brag and always talk about their size.
(About their size)
But if my bedroom had a sign
Like a rollercoaster ride
Would you be too short to even come inside?

Cuz' you know that these guys are quick
To tell you that they're packin'
The truth is I can't see it with some magnifying glasses.
Maybe with some tweezers we can get into some action.
(Hahaha)
And boy you got me laughin'
(Hahaha)

They say it ain't the size of your boat
But the motion in your ocean
Boy now row
(Uh uh)
Now row!

They say it ain't the size of your boat
But the motion in your ocean
Boy now row
(Uh uh)
Now row!

You told me we were going on a cruise
So how the hell did we end up on this canoe?

They say it ain't the size of your boat
But the motion in your ocean
Boy now row
(Uh uh)
Now row!

La la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la

Wally wally power boat.
Smooth or sleek, I stay afloat.
Ladies let's take a vote
Only ride that which is dope.
Could be big, or could be small
I know a chick who takes it all
If you take her to the mall!
Pump that monkey Frank like Paul
I'll sink your battleship
I've seen tanks much bigger than yours can get.
Your sails up, ready to fish.
Life guards on duty, are you ready to jump in?

They say it ain't the size of your boat
But the motion in your ocean
Boy now row
(Uh uh)
Now row!

They say it ain't the size of your boat
But the motion in your ocean
Boy now row
(Uh uh)
Now row!

You told me we were going on a cruise
So how the hell did we end up on this canoe?

They say it ain't the size of your boat
But the motion in your ocean
Boy now row
(Uh uh)
Now row!

It's Jeffree Star
And ya girl Muff Mommy!
Yeah, I think it's the size
Or is it the motion?
I don't know why
There's all the commotion!

(Ow, ow, ow, ow!)

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I love this :3

I love this song

It's so underrated 😂😂😂

I just I can't. I can't believe I paused Animal Collective for this.

Thinking of this song while being bottom...
in the right time when Jeffree says: "Maybe I can fake it make you think you're doin' damage"
Priceless :3

Jeffree star second verse is the best..

I remember being obsessed over this song then I forgot about it...now I'm obsessed again XD

Omg I love you Jeffree Star :)

Love it ♥

hormmicgorn

<3 me too

i love this song
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