Jay-Z - 99 Problems Lyrics
If you're havin' girl problems, I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one
I've got the Rap Patrol on the gat patrol
Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed
I'm from the hood, stupid! What type of facts are those?
If you grew up with holes in your zapatos
You'd celebrate the minute you was havin' dough
I'm like, "Fuck critics, you can kiss my whole asshole
If you don't like my lyrics, you can press fast forward"
Got beef with radio if I don't play they show
They don't play my hits, well, I don't give a shit, so
Rap mags try and use my black ass
So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads
Fuckers, I don't know what you take me as
I'm from rags to riches, niggas, I ain't dumb
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one – hit me
99 problems, but a bitch ain't one
If you're havin' girl problems, I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one – hit me
The year is '94, in my trunk is raw
In my rearview mirror is the motherfuckin' law
Got two choices, y'all: pull over the car or
Bounce on the devil, put the pedal to the floor
And I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with Jake
Plus I got a few dollars, I can fight the case
So I pull over to the side of the road
I heard, "Son, do you know why I'm stopping you for?"
'Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low?
Do I look like a mind reader, sir? I don't know
Am I under arrest or should I guess some more?
"Well, you was doing 55 in a 54
License and registration and step out of the car
Are you carrying a weapon on you? I know a lot of you are"
I ain't steppin' out of shit, all my paper's legit
"Well, do you mind if I look around the car a little bit?"
Well, my glove compartment is locked, so is the trunk in the back
And I know my rights, so you gon' need a warrant for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack?
You some type of lawyer or something?
Somebody important or something?"
Well, I ain't passed the bar, but I know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my shit
"Well, we'll see how smart you are when the K9 come!"
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one – hit me
99 problems, but a bitch ain't one
If you're havin' girl problems, I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one – hit me
99 problems, but a bitch ain't one
If you're havin' girl problems, I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one
Now once upon a time not too long ago
A nigga like myself had to strong-arm a ho
This is not a ho in the sense of havin' a pussy
But a pussy havin' no goddamn sense, try and push me
I try to ignore him, talk to the Lord
Pray for him, but some fools just love to perform
You know the type, loud as a motorbike
But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight
And only thing that's gon' happen is I'ma get to clappin'
And he and his boys gonna be yappin' to the Captain
And there I go, trapped in the Kit-Kat again
Back through the system with the riff-raff again
Fiends on the floor, scratchin' again
Paparazzis with they cameras, snappin' em
D.A. try to give a nigga shaft again
Half a mil' for bail 'cause I'm African
All because this fool was harassin' them
Tryin' to play the boy like he's saccharine
But ain't nothin' sweet 'bout how I hold my gun
I got 99 problems, bein' a bitch ain't one – hit me
99 problems, but a bitch ain't one
If you're havin' girl problems, I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one – hit me
99 problems, but a bitch ain't one
If you're havin' girl problems, I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one – hit me
If you're havin' girl problems, I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one
You crazy for this one, Rick
It's your boy
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Jay-Z 99 Problems Comments
The censoring is ridiculous
When rap was trash
Not any more he for none, he first rap artist that's a billion air, thanks to his god tha prince of the air get it
Oops! I got 99 problems singing bye bye bye, Hold up! If you wanna go and take a ride with me, baby hit me baby one more time.
From 2002
komentarz po polsku aby ludzie z innego kraju sie zastanawiali co tu pisze :D
*jest napisane xD
I do have 100 problems then :(
So eminem's berzerk was from here
Ya 🤣
4848373?? Anyone
It's me Abby xx
Brooklyn nine-nine??
I have 99 problems
So this is the song that started the meme
I came to know about this song after watching Casey NEISTAT Snapchat video..
HUGO did this so much better
2019 HERE WE ARE
Вот откуда грибы спиздили клип на трек "интро "
I got the problem of studies
Jay z, Rick Rubin, Mark Romanek, mix well and you get pure alchemy
This was real rap now this new songs are shit
Nice song
anyone here from brooklyn nine nine?
So Groblemas
I got one problem and the FCC is it.
От Урганта!
Hugo is way better
Good songwriter
Who is here in December 2019.
Happy 50th birthday Jigga!!! #hov50
I'm having a old song marathon today lol
I got NOINE-NOINE Problems
50 likes and I’ll send this to my mum
I got 99 problems just for speaking my mouth shit....
Currently Jay-Z is going under a legal battle with a woman trying to gentrify this song.
best music for after break up
Came here after watching brooklyn noine noine.
JayZ has got one problem with Australian children LOL
Props to Jay, Em and Rick - rap music is so damn big now just because of them.
I got 99 problems but my pets aren't one ☝️
Please note that this is a combination of 2 songs: Easy E - Boyz in the hood (rhythm) and Ice T - 99 problems (lyrics).
So I know Jay has 99 problems, but I have no idea, what is not involved...
🚃🚃123
who came from brooklyn nine nine
I got 99 problems and tr..p is one
2030 and still i listen!
what effect?
Just 15 million views ?
Plottwist: He's gay
90 - e #Lukoil
anyway if you americans want to hear about reality and human being being human just listen to parazitii..also learn romanian...that band is the best hip hop in the world and it's much darker than any black or white people sing in the us of a..i as a man who listened to metal of the darkest kind can testify
i just got one problem..MOTHERFUCKING ADS
What was that?....... Say again?........
Man why is this classic censored 😞😞😥
12.11.2019 )))
infinitely cooler than the dog shit that is out now
A microcosm of America; language is censored but someone getting shot repeatedly makes the cut :/
This rap song „hit“ me!!💪👍
#endcensorship
Illegally search my shit? Man they just shoot you for being black these days Jay!
Rock the bells 2.0
Do u have boss or u r only boss I need to open a case
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6GN2PqYjIk&feature=share&fbclid=IwAR2P3Oq4QSIwgZDq7voT1396-s0ApAwuOQS65HCWZ571Gufu_JpmFSG_GTQ
I got 99 problems but old school music ain’t one
don't want you to be one of them
"If you don't like my lyrics..." What lyrics? I can't hear any... DAMN Censorship!
haha https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HD9uO-B1t_U&t=1665s
yours is now judging by your new music....
Falta 1 pra zerar os 99 problem s 👊
I got 99 problems, but a bench ain't one
Why would you even put a censored version of that masterpiece on YouTube?
When singh tried to mow the slabs. I tried to tell him a stones gonna fly out of that and hit the window. Low and behold, I ran.
2019 still 💪💪🔥🔥
👁️🧕🔺
🖕👌🤞
99 plus 1 son...... you got censorship. add it to your bag of problems son.
Damn.... This was the song which got me into listerning to rap music
Güaiiiiii..!!!, GÜaiiii..!!! Z
where is the oldschool rap ?
日本人いないやんww
🤘🔥💙 *BATTLEFIELD 3* 💙🔥🤘
"If you don't like my lyrics, you can fast forward"
Thats my best
Jay- z you are the fucking best bro i love your plays, cheers from cali, colombia brotha
44 plobrema
I got about 1,000,000 problem and i can't solve one😥
" If you got a girl problems I feel bad for you son"
Am I the only one who thinks Harry (W2S) steal his lyrics 😂
I got 99 problems and Hiphop add one
I came because of liza
Harry Potter- If you got quidditch problems I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems but a snitch ain't one
Rick Rubin à la prod
Ma Niggah JAY ZEEE.... =)!!??*****
Bro someone hows called tiktok remix
whoever censored this, you will go to hell
I just &@#%$# &@%##$* &@ this #%$
the song that made me who i am today
love it