Jay-Z - 99 Problems Lyrics




If you're havin' girl problems, I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one

I've got the Rap Patrol on the gat patrol
Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed
Rap critics that say he's Money, Cash, Hoes
I'm from the hood, stupid! What type of facts are those?
If you grew up with holes in your zapatos
You'd celebrate the minute you was havin' dough
I'm like, "Fuck critics, you can kiss my whole asshole
If you don't like my lyrics, you can press fast forward"
Got beef with radio if I don't play they show
They don't play my hits, well, I don't give a shit, so
Rap mags try and use my black ass
So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads
Fuckers, I don't know what you take me as
Or understand the intelligence that Jay Z has
I'm from rags to riches, niggas, I ain't dumb
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one – hit me

99 problems, but a bitch ain't one
If you're havin' girl problems, I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one – hit me

The year is '94, in my trunk is raw
In my rearview mirror is the motherfuckin' law
Got two choices, y'all: pull over the car or
Bounce on the devil, put the pedal to the floor
And I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with Jake
Plus I got a few dollars, I can fight the case
So I pull over to the side of the road
I heard, "Son, do you know why I'm stopping you for?"
'Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low?
Do I look like a mind reader, sir? I don't know
Am I under arrest or should I guess some more?
"Well, you was doing 55 in a 54
License and registration and step out of the car
Are you carrying a weapon on you? I know a lot of you are"
I ain't steppin' out of shit, all my paper's legit
"Well, do you mind if I look around the car a little bit?"
Well, my glove compartment is locked, so is the trunk in the back
And I know my rights, so you gon' need a warrant for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack?
You some type of lawyer or something?
Somebody important or something?"
Well, I ain't passed the bar, but I know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my shit
"Well, we'll see how smart you are when the K9 come!"
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one – hit me

99 problems, but a bitch ain't one
If you're havin' girl problems, I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one – hit me
99 problems, but a bitch ain't one
If you're havin' girl problems, I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one

Now once upon a time not too long ago
A nigga like myself had to strong-arm a ho
This is not a ho in the sense of havin' a pussy
But a pussy havin' no goddamn sense, try and push me
I try to ignore him, talk to the Lord
Pray for him, but some fools just love to perform
You know the type, loud as a motorbike
But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight
And only thing that's gon' happen is I'ma get to clappin'
And he and his boys gonna be yappin' to the Captain
And there I go, trapped in the Kit-Kat again
Back through the system with the riff-raff again
Fiends on the floor, scratchin' again
Paparazzis with they cameras, snappin' em
D.A. try to give a nigga shaft again
Half a mil' for bail 'cause I'm African
All because this fool was harassin' them
Tryin' to play the boy like he's saccharine
But ain't nothin' sweet 'bout how I hold my gun
I got 99 problems, bein' a bitch ain't one – hit me

99 problems, but a bitch ain't one
If you're havin' girl problems, I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one – hit me
99 problems, but a bitch ain't one
If you're havin' girl problems, I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one – hit me
If you're havin' girl problems, I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one

You crazy for this one, Rick
It's your boy





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  1. Tonsen

    The censoring is ridiculous

  2. YouTube Reszan

    When rap was trash

  3. Jesus is The Good Shepherd

    Not any more he for none, he first rap artist that's a billion air, thanks to his god tha prince of the air get it

  4. Kon

    Oops! I got 99 problems singing bye bye bye, Hold up! If you wanna go and take a ride with me, baby hit me baby one more time.

  5. Appl e

    From 2002

  6. Miczok

    komentarz po polsku aby ludzie z innego kraju sie zastanawiali co tu pisze :D

    Adam Jaworski

    *jest napisane xD

  7. David Ferreira

    I do have 100 problems then :(

  8. haytem nacer

    So eminem's berzerk was from here

    XpertAssassin

    Ya 🤣

  9. Abhra Vyas

    4848373?? Anyone

  10. betty boop

    It's me Abby xx

  11. Abhra Vyas

    Brooklyn nine-nine??

  12. Phong Thanh Luu

    I have 99 problems

  13. Doctor straing Strange

    So this is the song that started the meme

  14. SRINATH H.S.

    I came to know about this song after watching Casey NEISTAT Snapchat video..

  15. Jonny

    HUGO did this so much better

  16. Moods

    2019 HERE WE ARE

  17. Nazar Dejenyk

    Вот откуда грибы спиздили клип на трек "интро "

  18. Velayudhan Nair Janardanan Nair

    I got the problem of studies

  19. aurel gjongecaj

    Jay z, Rick Rubin, Mark Romanek, mix well and you get pure alchemy

  20. Vuk Pejovic

    This was real rap now this new songs are shit

  21. Rafiq Shaikh

    Nice song

  22. Gayathri Korambil

    anyone here from brooklyn nine nine?

  23. André Gomes

    So Groblemas

  24. Benjamin Bommer

    I got one problem and the FCC is it.

  25. Crocodile Gennadi

    От Урганта!

  26. Scott Mccowan

    Hugo is way better

  27. Aaron Govender

    Good songwriter

  28. Tšepo Thibankhoe

    Who is here in December 2019.

  29. sarahbonez

    Happy 50th birthday Jigga!!! #hov50

  30. - L1 -

    I'm having a old song marathon today lol

  31. Clark Kent

    I got NOINE-NOINE Problems

  32. Lewis Mcallister

    50 likes and I’ll send this to my mum

  33. kully nijjar

    I got 99 problems just for speaking my mouth shit....

  34. Analese Denikin

    Currently Jay-Z is going under a legal battle with a woman trying to gentrify this song.

  35. Celso Henrique

    best music for after break up

  36. Aman Chan

    Came here after watching brooklyn noine noine.

  37. Khosbayar Purevjav

    JayZ has got one problem with Australian children LOL

  38. Icy Brown

    Props to Jay, Em and Rick - rap music is so damn big now just because of them.

  39. Ellie Popcorn

    I got 99 problems but my pets aren't one ☝️

  40. Alicia1984NL

    Please note that this is a combination of 2 songs: Easy E - Boyz in the hood (rhythm) and Ice T - 99 problems (lyrics).

  41. A2Z Studio

    So I know Jay has 99 problems, but I have no idea, what is not involved...

  42. Igor Smirnov

    🚃🚃123

  43. Apoorav Rai

    who came from brooklyn nine nine

  44. Adrian Valencia

    I got 99 problems and tr..p is one

  45. Ilknur Celik

    2030 and still i listen!

  46. MoonBoy

    what effect?

  47. Can Arat

    Just 15 million views ?

  48. Mathis Vogelmann

    Plottwist: He's gay

  49. Дмитрий Владимирович Соловьев

    90 - e #Lukoil

  50. cibriosis

    anyway if you americans want to hear about reality and human being being human just listen to parazitii..also learn romanian...that band is the best hip hop in the world and it's much darker than any black or white people sing in the us of a..i as a man who listened to metal of the darkest kind can testify

  51. cibriosis

    i just got one problem..MOTHERFUCKING ADS

  52. BXBZ88

    What was that?....... Say again?........

  53. Cerikath

    Man why is this classic censored 😞😞😥

  54. Anton1411

    12.11.2019 )))

  55. goalposthead79

    infinitely cooler than the dog shit that is out now

  56. epl803

    A microcosm of America; language is censored but someone getting shot repeatedly makes the cut :/

  57. B. S.

    This rap song „hit“ me!!💪👍

  58. Olger Radheshi

    #endcensorship

  59. dan taylor

    Illegally search my shit? Man they just shoot you for being black these days Jay!

  60. MIINDLOS VeVo

    Rock the bells 2.0

  61. Arslan Manzoor

    Do u have boss or u r only boss I need to open a case

  62. Loppes

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6GN2PqYjIk&feature=share&fbclid=IwAR2P3Oq4QSIwgZDq7voT1396-s0ApAwuOQS65HCWZ571Gufu_JpmFSG_GTQ

  63. tinker704

    I got 99 problems but old school music ain’t one

  64. al_renegade000

    don't want you to be one of them

  65. Honki

    "If you don't like my lyrics..." What lyrics? I can't hear any... DAMN Censorship!

  66. ILLNIM

    haha https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HD9uO-B1t_U&t=1665s

  67. mearle13

    yours is now judging by your new music....

  68. Valdinei Gomes

    Falta 1 pra zerar os 99 problem s 👊

  69. TOP KEK

    I got 99 problems, but a bench ain't one

  70. Louis Hart

    Why would you even put a censored version of that masterpiece on YouTube?

  71. kate elliott

    When singh tried to mow the slabs. I tried to tell him a stones gonna fly out of that and hit the window. Low and behold, I ran.

  72. Adalberto Pereira

    2019 still 💪💪🔥🔥

  73. Даниил Жужгов

    👁️🧕🔺

  74. Даниил Жужгов

    🖕👌🤞

  75. FAMOSA SEA

    99 plus 1 son...... you got censorship. add it to your bag of problems son.

  76. Nimir Singh

    Damn.... This was the song which got me into listerning to rap music

  77. Pere Serra

    Güaiiiiii..!!!, GÜaiiii..!!! Z

  78. Billy Hunter

    where is the oldschool rap ?

  79. 2秒前・5分前でも本当は2秒前・5分前でも本当は

    日本人いないやんww

  80. Anuratna Khare

    🤘🔥💙 *BATTLEFIELD 3* 💙🔥🤘

  81. Donald Chulung

    "If you don't like my lyrics, you can fast forward"
    Thats my best

  82. Diego Rosero

    Jay- z you are the fucking best bro i love your plays, cheers from cali, colombia brotha

  83. LEONARDO N7

    44 plobrema

  84. Delano Blanco

    I got about 1,000,000 problem and i can't solve one😥

  85. Luka Luka

    " If you got a girl problems I feel bad for you son"
    Am I the only one who thinks Harry (W2S) steal his lyrics 😂

  86. Challenge Motivation

    I got 99 problems and Hiphop add one

  87. Luv u xxx tentacion

    I came because of liza

  88. shamin al-absar

    Harry Potter- If you got quidditch problems I feel bad for you, son
    I got 99 problems but a snitch ain't one

  89. Stephane Artus

    Rick Rubin à la prod

  90. Frank Moos

    Ma Niggah JAY ZEEE.... =)!!??*****

  91. Lemonade !

    Bro someone hows called tiktok remix

  92. Orphuz

    whoever censored this, you will go to hell

  93. mr robert

    I just [email protected]#%$# [email protected]%##$* [email protected] this #%$

  94. iendoTV

    the song that made me who i am today

  95. Peter Rieder

    love it