Jack Stauber - Nurpo Lyrics






Nurpo, Nurpo
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Nurpo, Nurpo
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

He eats the coins you drop between the cushions of your couch
He converts them into dopamine from inside of his mouth
He says amazing things but only whispers to the deaf
He speaks of what adults can't remember and children haven't the words to describe





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  1. I.... G....

    when my sis tells me an bad joke....




    0:03

  2. F.... ....

    `CANt WaIT FOr ThE EXTENDeD VERsIoN`

  3. Z.... T....

    And then they took nurpo and made Trevor Henderson make it one of his creatures *that's epicly good*

  4. L.... F....

    Me: ok I should probably get some sleep so that I'm not tired tomorrow

    Me at 4am:

  5. f.... g....

    *⚠️ SLIGHT FLASH WARNING ⚠️*

  6. I.... G....

    looks like the bear from bear (alpha)

  7. w.... a....

    *n u r p o*

  8. V.... C....

    Its too creepy🤯☹️

    V.... C....

    Silence child

  9. D.... M....

    Onda wht

  10. T.... 3....

    WHAT THE FUCK

  11. m.... w....

    This feels like an interdimensional cable episode

  12. e.... g....

    So scary 😨😨😨😱😱😱

  13. G.... G....

    The mythical creature, Nurpo

  14. G.... G....

    lets all remember this is based of a Trevor Henderson creature.

  15. n.... n....

    nurpo😎

  16. �.... ....

    (つд;*)(・ω・`*)

  17. D.... D....

    OK THEN

  18. P.... ....

    Over the guardian wall anyone?

  19. K.... Q....

    Why am I scared of a clay figure?

  20. V.... G....

    BEHOLD YOUR NEW GOD

  21. u.... a....

    Nigga that look like that creepy ass fetus from Courage the Cowardly Dog

  22. m.... f....

    Bear alpha 2

  23. Z.... _....

    I want It...








    Why i tinck this Is cute ? :C

  24. �.... �....

    3456:
    Stauber-Jack

  25. 1.... ....

    he's cute

  26. �.... s....

    i have nightmates with this..

  27. m.... f....

    Like Nou nurpo debore

  28. �.... B....

    Mom please pick me up there is a Nurpo in our school and I think it’s armed with love and wholesomeness-
    Oh shoot he is at the door I got to go

  29. S.... c....

    Like= día feliz.

  30. M.... Z....

    Nurp Boner po

  31. K.... B....

    I like this nurpo!

  32. �.... ....

    Nurpo: *exists*

    Trevor Henderson: *it's free real state*

  33. G.... B....

    why does nurpo remind me of cuphead? 0:01

  34. B.... H....

    0:19
    *bitch what*

  35. _.... ....

    What the fuck

  36. T.... A....

    Nurpo looks like a creation of trevor Henderson :v

  37. A.... K....

    So cute but...........

  38. -.... T....

    // i sang this in class and they’re scared now

  39. M.... �....

    Nurpo this copy Bear Is Roblox

  40. S.... c....

    0:16😥😥

  41. S.... ....

    This should be age restricted

  42. M.... ....

    I won't be sitting on my couch again.

  43. L.... ....

    Nurpo is so wholesome.

  44. _.... ....

    1млн просмотров

  45. E.... M....

    That look like B E A R

  46. A.... W....

    There’s a unborn fetus under my couch

  47. M.... S....

    alguien que hable espanol

    M.... S....

    yo hablo ingles :v

  48. S.... p....

    That's why i can't find any coins in my couch

  49. S.... D....

    ( this is so much diffrent from the other comments )
    i guess thats the father of Bear, man jack stauber created a beast for a father.

  50. B.... B....

    This is what the subtitles say:

    Boner
    It’s the crunchy trap between the cushions of your couch converse amazing
    Dad speaks but it also can’t remember in children the words to describe

  51. F.... T....

    I legit want a Nurpo why aren't these real-

  52. Z.... ....

    My friend: what music prefer you?

    Me: its hard to explain

  53. M.... T....

    Everyone who watches Jack Stauber: Yeah, only listen to indie music

    Jack Stauber: has 1.07 million subscribers

  54. s.... 0....

    https://youtu.be/GPl9NvvDx_Y

    s.... 0....

    earth ชื่อคน why tf you gotta scare me like that

  55. N.... ....

    Im pretty sure nurpo says "lalalalala" because adults dont have time to remember that nonsense, and kids dont know how to describe it.

  56. M.... Z....

    Disturbing and very disturbing

  57. T.... ....

    *this **_TINY BOI_*

  58. T.... o....

    😛 pop that nussy KWEEN

  59. C.... D....

    I like it

  60. P.... P....

    Nurpo Nurpo hahahahahahahahahaha! Nurpo Nurpo! LALALALALALALALALALALALA, he eats the coins You drop between the cushions of your couch, He converts them into DOPAMINE from inside of his mouth, he says amazing things but only whispers to the deafs, he speaks of what adults can't remember and children haven't the words to describe!!!!!!

  61. T.... W....

    So apparently there is a creepy pasta or something about smol nurpo

  62. S.... A....

    This is how I talked in Kindergarten

  63. R.... R....

    n u r p o

  64. c.... c....

    i am nurpo

  65. S.... A....

    Wtf ._#

  66. L.... ....

    i'd like to meet nurpo someday

  67. x.... C....

    nurpo is too pure for this world.

  68. D.... T....

    I wanna put nurpo in my pocket and take him home

  69. m.... a....

    Why i think that nurpo is actually really cute?

  70. M.... A....

    Trevor henderson makes his own versión of nurpo

  71. �.... ....

    이것은 고양이와통닭이합쳐진것?

  72. b.... k....

    he look one of the cryptids

  73. C.... V....

    Who is only here for Trevor ?

  74. M.... M....

    Nurpo is adorable. DONT @ ME

    M.... M....

    I agree with you

    M.... M....

    beeutifulx YOU BETTER lol

  75. L.... A....

    LIMITED OFFER!!!

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    The thing that adults can't remember and children don't have the words to describe!

    He can coverts coins into dopamine and says amazing things! (for deafs only!)

    Get one now!
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    Now just for:
    $4,99

    (I was just thinking of this for a while lol)

  76. M.... ....

    So basically LSD.

  77. W.... ....

    I think Nurpo is a childhood innocence-imagination thing

  78. D.... G....

    Can't believe you got Nurpo to be in your video!

  79. C.... P....

    Nurpo be *_v i b i n_*

  80. S.... F....

    🎵-Nifty
    Nifty
    Ha x7
    Nifty
    Nifty
    La x7
    He Eats The Sticks You Drop
    Between The Clean Of Your Hidden
    He Converts Them Into (Dust Clean Up)
    From Inside Of His Hotel
    He Says Duster Free
    But Only Whispers To The Dust
    He Speaks Of what Hazbin not “Happy” can’t Remember
    And Demon Haven’t The Alex The Dog to Describe-🎵

  81. C.... ....

    Okay but isn't there a legit creepypasta about this????

    C.... ....

    Is there?

    C.... ....

    Looked it up, Nurpo is just Nurpo

  82. E.... T....

    is this the bear from that one roblox game

  83. A.... ....

    para mi es tierno :3

  84. S.... ....

    wtf is the modern age of memes

  85. E.... J....

    N,urpo looks like and uncooked rotisserie chicken.

  86. V.... S....

    Mi teoria de nurpo es que es un feto abortado que atormenta a sus padres por no a verlo querido o responsabisado ,(pues ademas nurpo parese un feto asi que tiene sentido).

  87. J.... L....

    🥰🥰🥰👌👌❤😘😘😘🤘🤘🤙🤙👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍🤞👍👍👍🤟🤜🤛

  88. S.... B....

    0:03 me trying to laugh at the ultra unfunny joke my friend made

  89. J.... H....

    My last 2 brain cells during a test

  90. m.... c....

    Theres now a whole horror thing from nurpo cause some dude who made creepy edited images made fanart.

    m.... c....

    Disgusting

  91. M.... L....

    😖 IS CARY