Jack Off Jill - My Cat Lyrics






Cool cat
Good cat
Pussy cat

When I see him walking
Makes no sense to me
My cat is everywhere
We watch him on TV

My cat is amazing
He can play the guitar
He may not be an actor
But he's a pussy superstar

My cat
Cool cat

My cat is everywhere
Sees what he can see
He may not be an actor
He acts atrociously

My cat is amazing
He can play the guitar
He may not be an actor
But he's a pussy superstar

My cat isn't crazy
He's everything to me
My cat burns the bible
And he thinks it's so funny

He isn't very good
He isn't very smart
He may not be Picasso
But he is a work of art

Hates me as much as I hate you

My cat
Cool cat
Good cat
Pussy cat

When I see him walking
Makes no sense to me
My cat is everywhere
We watch him on TV

My cat is amazing
He can play the guitar
He may not be an actor
But he's a pussy superstar

My cat isn't crazy
He's everything to me
My cat burns the bible
And he thinks it's so funny

He isn't very good
He isn't very smart
He may not be Picasso
But he is a work of art

My cat is handsome
He can play the guitar
He can break my arm in seven places
He can eat a whole watermelon
My cat my cat





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  1. J.... ....

    A song about Jeordie White.
    I approve.

  2. A.... B....

    In memory of my wonderful Scamp, to whom I used to sing this all the time. The last 8 months have been hell without you, my love.

  3. M.... O....

    Producer: Okay, how much do you want to scare Christians?
    JoJ: Y E S

  4. r.... c....

    my cat can throw a vaccume cleaner and can leap from one end of a room to the other and is twice as big as most house cats and can see in the dark and follows commands like a dog

  5. K.... L....

    jack off lmao

  6. z.... S....

    The worst song but I'm happy it has 2 million views

  7. I.... T....

    Seeing Cool Cat Saved The Kids made this song so much worse... Or maybe better?

  8. P.... P....

    Amazing band!!!

  9. G.... M....

    My cat, my cat!!!

  10. R.... F....

    I like cats
    Do you like cats?
    Of course you do
    You sassy motherfucker

  11. K.... L....

    The bassist is hot.

  12. L.... S....

    What the hell was I thinking in high school.

  13. M.... B....

    Jack Off Jill...how I've missed you...its been YEARS

  14. S.... ....

    This was such a good album. Sad bands like this fizzle out :(

  15. l.... m....

    I know lots of pussies. Glad they're not mine.

  16. B.... C....

    I have been trying to remember who sings this for a year.. so glad I finally found it! haha

  17. E.... ....

    🌓🎶🌌

  18. P.... N....

    I will never not love this song >:3

  19. W.... K....

    _Boyfriends make great pets._

  20. M.... .....

    The "cat" is a reference to that crispin glover movie or something? Regardless this song and band are great, though Jessicka is a bit to liberal for my tastes.

    M.... .....

    Lol no the cat is basically Twiggy.

    M.... .....

    Too liberal as in too far left or too far right?

  21. M.... ....

    In eighth grade, I was desperately trying to get the attention of a cute goth girl I was crushing on at the time. So I found out what kind of music she liked, and started listening to it. We never hooked up. But hey, I discovered a lot of cool music. 🤘🏻

  22. �.... ....

    fat cat!

  23. K.... ....

    song about cats. not one damn cat. this reminds me of "smelly cat"

    K.... ....

    SMELLY CAT SMELLY CAT WHAT ARE THEY FEEDING YOU

  24. D.... M....

    Sonic Youth wannabe. 🤣

  25. D.... M....

    What a joke! LMFAO Sonic Youth ripoff if I ever heard one. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  26. C.... H....

    Still a bop

  27. K.... B....

    Do they have any other official videos?

  28. M.... H....

    Why isn't my Youtube Ad Blocker not working?

  29. �.... �....

    Please give the video " My Cat" HD

  30. A.... ....

    ANyone know where I can actually go find more music videos from Jack Off Jill or Scarling? Thank you.

  31. N.... T....

    Pussy super star

  32. S.... ....

    Audio is missing

  33. F.... ....

    why was the most fucked up thing that everyone in the 90s could think of a creepy doll?

  34. L.... B....

    Jesus Christ twiggy. Chill out on the watermelon

  35. O.... S....

    Jessicka Addams is a little loser.

  36. J.... ....

    Can someone please explain to me the line “he can eat a whole watermelon”

  37. B.... ?....

    😖😖😖😖

  38. S.... ....

    I lost no nut september fuck

  39. J.... T....

    Jeez, how the fuck did I even get into this album back when it came out

  40. M.... S....

    Me encanta

  41. M.... M....

    And to think I just came from PornHub watching small cats big cats fat cats furry cats

  42. N.... F....

    in the 90s this was as good as it got. Played this crap on mtv when they still played music.

  43. M.... G....

    This is my jam. I listen to it while playing with barbies

  44. s.... g....

    Who listening in 2018??

  45. K.... R....

    Love this song! I actually performed in drag for the very first time last night and it was to this song! (Video is on my channel btw)

  46. S.... B....

    Jeordie White was far from a cool cat, so this song just goes to my cats.

    S.... B....

    Never heard of him before but totally love Jack off jill - and jessicka's a babe ...

  47. H.... ....

    That scream though 😝😝😝😝😝🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻

    H.... ....

    1:55 i like that one 😂😂😂

  48. A.... A....

    robin is so hot

  49. S.... S....

    Still fucking good. 😸

  50. P.... ....

    I met a girl once, she had a patch on her hat that said "You can pet my dog but you can't touch my pussy! She was the best! Megan.

  51. V.... R....

    For you, my beloved Meow Meow 💕 🐌-Hisssss

  52. j.... j....

    Oh yes baby, red eyeshadow!

    j.... j....

    jeanette jensen this song is old as hell

  53. �.... �....

    Download please in good quality

  54. M.... G....

    Was just introduced to these awesome ladies yesterday via Twitter!!!!! Love you girls!!!! 🤘🏼❤️

  55. V.... R....

    My kitty likes blunts and plays bass guitar 💜 🐌-Hisssss

  56. �.... �....

    It’s the best song for cat lovers I’ve ever heard

  57. S.... H....

    I'm at least 300 of these views

  58. c.... d....

    Wow how pathetic is this no wonder she needs money now calming rape ! THIS IS THE WORST PIECE OF SHIT SONG I HAVE EVER HEARD WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR PEOPLE TO SUPPORT THIS ? ITS LIKE AN ELEMENTARY SONG LOL .

    c.... d....

    I'm sorry, what? This band is one of the best bands imo, since they do what band should do. Their stuff is kind of original to me. I'm an English literature student so... the lyrics are genius, dude. I mean, okay, you don't like it, but stop being a biggot for ... wait, I'm an atheist.

    c.... d....

    They have the most unique sound I've ever heard they're really good and original you will see as you listen their albums and then give your conclusions, this is not their only song...
    (Sorry for my bad English)

  59. K.... M....

    since whats come to light, I think this was Jess trying to say something...

  60. M.... H....

    Figures that their biggest (only) hit was Manson inspired. I have sympathy for the Twiggy situation but she must have been looking on in bitter rage at the success Manson got while her band was always teetering on irrelevance.
    The only time I heard this song was in a rather rubbish unofficial Manson documentary featuring a load of nobodies from his past, they were all raving about this poor song trying to make the band seem equal to Manson. There's a reason they never made it, just living off 'we knew Manson'.

  61. S.... S....

    My Cat Is A Rapist ah...

    S.... S....

    Anna Banana we are both old, but the 90th were the best years of our life, or😍 Best wishes from Austria

    S.... S....

    She’s a lying attention whore.

    S.... S....

    Alexandra no she isn’t. stop defending a rapist and pedophile.

    S.... S....

    @Alexandra you don't know if it's true or not. How would you feel about calling her that if Twiggy admits it later on?

  62. M.... ....

    Singer is not great( I've heard worse). Music is ok, but whoever mixed this SUCKS! The sound quality is completely awful on all the tracks.

  63. R.... J....

    if your new to Jack off Jill, there music is punk but the girl is gothic not emo.

  64. M.... S....

    No cats. Just cool for them.

  65. M.... ....

    Jessicka, thank you for telling the truth about Twiggy.

  66. j.... c....

    This b is terrible, 1st grade lyrics

  67. R.... B....

    This is awful

    R.... B....

    If you don't like it then go listen to something else, no one force you to listen to them. So fuck off

  68. r.... i....

    I guess we know now who it is about:-(

  69. M.... F....

    I can't listen to this song the same anymore ever since she opened up about Twiggy abusing her :(

  70. m.... k....

    didnt she get raped??

  71. a.... \....

    I forgot this band xD just found them again because of Twiggy ..

  72. A.... I....

    She's so fat. Cool cat)

  73. B.... I....

    "My cat is amazing" yeah, sure, aparently he was super amazing..

    B.... I....

    Ay sha Excuse me? You appear to be confused by the situation.

    B.... I....

    Bizarre Is The New Black. Were you ironically trying to discredit Jessicka ? If not then I'm really sorry but I've seen too much Manson fans spewing shit these last few days because they can't accept the fact that their idol might in fact not be a good person and it's getting on my last nerve.

    B.... I....

    Ay sha I think he probably did do all of that fucked up stuff considering all the drugs he was on..but i'm not on anyone's side, i'm not saying or thinking she's lying but i don't want to damn twiggy when there's no proof - i just thought it was interesting how she loved him so much despite making her feel like crap.

    B.... I....

    Bizarre Is The New Black. Yeah my bad then, I misunderstood your tone ! Too much losers flooding JOJ's music and social media accounts these last couple of days ans I took you for one of them, again I'm sorry.

    B.... I....

    Don't you get the irony?

  74. n.... ....

    I hadn't heard this since back in 2012, I was reminded of it because of Jessicka's rape post about Twiggy on FB. really sucks when you find out your fav bassist is a fucking asshole, all good wishes to Jessicka. I always thought she was really cool, better than these Hole/Jack Off Jill wannabe's that are out in LA.

  75. T.... G....

    Sleep well my cat Scott Mitchell Putesky, I guess your 9 lives were up.

  76. l.... D....

    That was the best song I've ever heard....not

  77. A.... S....

    fuck you jessicka

  78. T.... H....

    This lying shitbag needs to be hit with a brick.

  79. S.... V....

    She's as crazy as a duffle bag full of cats!

  80. J.... B....

    my cat is a pornstar

  81. M.... S....

    He can eat a whole watermelon........MY cat! Cool song that should be covered by Hole. Or, better yet DJ's of the world start playing it again.

  82. S.... J....

    1K christains say boo.

  83. A.... C....

    This song is actually about Marilyn Manson or one of the band members. I read in Manson's self written book thingy that he actually gave them the idea to name the band Jack Off Jill 💀

  84. S.... R....

    I like this one, but 1K dislikes of people who hates thinks that this music video is satanic. It's not really satanic.

  85. L.... P....

    When LoLa tells her story....BRA.....its a bloody. Hell of a PERIOD. END OF THAT SENTENCE......

  86. E.... F....

    Type of song where I'd actually rather a cat claw out my eyes than listen to it

    E.... F....

    Shut up

    E.... F....

    If you don't like it listen to something else. No one force you to, so fuck off mate

  87. J.... B....

    Lol this song's about Marylin Manson. Jack off Jill shitting on his acting skills. Bitches.

  88. G.... G....

    I just wish they had made more videos. Strawberry Gashes, Vivica, Star No Star, My Generation, When I Am Queen would have been great videos to reminisce with.

  89. G.... ....

    It's a shame this band never produced more videoclips

  90. a.... q....

    Her cat also likes to eat his own semen, as said by Marilyn Manson on loveline in 2003.

  91. J.... W....

    they cod dress in Brit spears get up and that would fit the musick

  92. M.... S....

    R.I.P. Jeff. You are immortalized.

  93. T.... K....

    Looks like Twiggy if he was a female

    T.... K....

    Thrasher Daniel that's cause he stole her look

  94. K.... L....

    this song is about her boyfriend at the time who appears to be a histrionic borderline artsy fartsy fuck up of sorts, but even if he's an untalented hack with no scruples, at least he makes for an interesting specimen/study, like one of Picasso's super deformed paintings.

  95. M.... G....

    wth .-. lol

  96. T.... D....

    Damn shame this brand went screaming down the drain after one song...They had some potential.