J. Cole - Kerney Sermon (Skit) Lyrics
[Kerney Thomas:]
I'm just thankful 18 years of suffering gone just like that
You been suffering 18 years yourself
You been going through pure hell but it can be over just like that
This is pastor Kerney Thomas and I literally have tens of thousands across the country
And God could work a miracle for them
All you gotta do is either log on to our website
Or you can dial the toll-free number
And place your order right there
For the Personal Prayer Package
I want you quickly, to place that order right now
For the Personal Prayer Package
Pick up the telephone right now
I said pick up the phone right now
You're past due a miracle
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J. Cole Kerney Sermon (Skit) Comments
Sounded like Stephen a Smith lmaoo
Praise God it's hard to stay spiritual how they got these niggas on the TV sellin miracles?!
Can’t lie the first 18 years of my life was definitely something. Especially being in school
I SAID PICK UP THE PHONE
18 yrs! of suffering
Gone just like that
J.Cole greatest song ever.
wish we could hear the instrumental without kerney talking
Ivan Herrera this song should of had a video
@Nick Sealy land of the snakes has this beat
Master Votrex 100 want the instrumental
Outkast- The Art of Storytelling Part 1(Aquemini)
Thank me later.
Outkast/J.Cole fan.
Jarrett Allen Out here saving lives😂 love both artists
Would hear shit like this late night growning up lmao
That first line made me really sad when i first started listening to j cole
this is very FUNNY!!!!!
For GAAAAAAAAAAH to heal them.
this is the shit i used roll down lewis street with.
This gives me a Bioshock vibe idk
Nerf or nothing
0:31 land of the snakes beat in the background
this is the intro
plushrecon thanks captain obvious
😂😂😂
Every time I hear this shit I can't stop laughing
I stopped going to church after seeing this shut first hand. Personal prays cost from $150-200 like damn.. Churches are out their Cotten picking minds..
Im Pretty sure this is talking about how pastors and the church has People PAYING for a mircle &/or help from the Church and apperently God . Which it should Not be like that .
maybe cole is trying to say somethin? might be trying to expose the fake and lucid people. prayer should be free.
"Devil don't play fair" - Villuminati
"I beleuve tens AND THOUsands across this country that were HURRTING!"
(wtf moment)
"but GAAAAAAAAUUD!!! can heal them and GAAAAAAAAUUD!!! can work a miracle for them." This made burst into laughter so hard, I was rolling.
Funniest eish I've heard in a long time
yeah its beautiful tho, lol I sound corny
This has a sort of dark vibe to it.. I love it
kmmx91 that’s the point.. he is exposing him as a snake
Born sinner
Agreed. This skit was something special. I don't know why but it's just appropriate for the mood of this album.
18 years suffering GONE just like that
This nigga craaaaaaaaaay
this the shit I used to roll down Lewis street with.
feel like im fallin from heaven in a funny way
sounds like a little bit of a sample in the background from OutKast ft. Slick Rick - Da Art of Storytellin'. But i remember Kerney Sermon used to scare me out of my sleep with all that crazy yelling on b.e.t LOL i think he used to come on after Uncut!
It is Outkast. From Aquemini album.
Surely that's how it is..