Insane Clown Posse - The Shaggy Show Lyrics




[Announcer:]
From Southwest Detroit, deep within Zug Island's industrial
waste depositories, it's Shaggyyyyyyyyyy Tiiiiime!

[Shaggy 2 Dope:]
Hey! How ya doin down there? I've got mice here!
Alright! What up y'all? Welcome to the show
I'm Shaggy, like you don't fuckin know
This is my sidekick, Fat Pat
He goes "Ha ha ha ha", and all a that (That's right!)
Anyhow, on my way here I almost died
This bitch in front of me was like a hundred and five
They worry about drunks, and late night truckers
Old ass bitches try to kill mutherfuckers (Ha ha ha ha)
This lady's got her left blinker on for an hour or more
Then she makes a right into my side door
This comedy shit's gettin old
The game is to be sold, not to be told
Oh yeah, you can feel the excitment right?
SNOOP DOGG is with us tonight
That's what I'm sayin
On the Shaggy Show, shit we ain't playin
And that ain't it, also on the show
Another motherfucker that well, some of you know
You see him with me a lot, he's like a brother
Violent J's in this motherfucker
(I like that kid Violent J)
Hey Moe! (What's up?)
How ya doin today? (Just great Shags!)
That's great, now let's give a hand
To Mickey Clark and the Gangsta Fun Band!
We'll be right back with Violent J

[Announcer: (Playa hata:)]
Do your homies have money? Are you broke? (Yeah.)
Do bitches look at you like some kind of joke?
(Straight up!)
There's nothing you can do but get your PHD.
(Playa hata's degree?) That's right!
(Aw hell yeah!)
Player Haters Academy, located on Wellfarm, in Detroit
Offers the finest in player hation tactics.
(Yeah that's right!) Such as the bitch hater:
(Hey man, fuck that fine ass bitch!)
Or the look shooker:
(Yo bitch I might be ugly, at least I ain't got no money!)
Or the never ending shooting star:
(Just cuz he got a car he wanna be drivin that bitch!)
Get your PHD and join a nation of player hation!
(Word up!)

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Ok, my first guest, he's nutty as hell
He just served a half a year in the county jail
Now he's back, for now at least
Hey Violent J's in this bitch ass piece!

[Violent J]
What up y'all? (What up?) What's happenin?
It's been six months and my dick ain't havin it
If I don't hurry up and get me some ass
I might bust this nut on your tv glass!
Anyway, been workin on my brand new shit
A brand new group with my homies Twisted
It's called Dark Lotus, shit I play somethin for y'all???
Hell naw

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Now I been hearin a little of this and that
About you havin some kind of a panic attack
Tell us, uh, is it true?
And when you have one, what the fuck do you do?

[Violent J]
Well, I'll be sittin there enjoyin a coffee
And then all of a sudden, I'm like GET OFF ME!
Then I start chokin off pedestrians
Until they give me my shot of calliphilestrian
But that's all over now, it's old hat
I'm a perfectly normal necrophiliac
Just don't test me or pull strings, forget it
I might grab your neck and do bad things with it!

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Well on that note, thank you J (Sure)
For real, what's up with poppin one of those Soloquium pills?
Take your ass backstage and relax (I'm straight)
Snoop Dogg is comin up next!
Stay right here, we'll be right back!

[Weird guy:]
I like my chili hot. As a matter of fact I like my chili so God damn hot
that you can cook a hog's ass in a spoonful.
When a workin man such as myself wants a little hot fixin, I reach for
that bottle of momma's God Damn Hot Chili.
Smooth tender chunks with chili beans filled with momma's hot bastard
bacon bits, and drizzled with just the right amount of thick savory sauce,
drippin with noodle nuggets and Teaxs tough onions.
Mmmm mmmm that's hot, God Damn Hot.
Ask for it by name.

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Thanks fellas! Alright yo, we're back
My next guest pioneered the sound in rap
He's come a long way from the LBC
Please welcome Snoop D-O-double G!

[Snoop Dogg]
Look up in the sky, it's a bird it's a plane
It's the big dog y'all, fuckin with the Insane
Clowns, get down nigga, I represent the town
Ay yo Violent J let's go half on this pound
I stay gangsta like Vaughn, I dropped a bomb
They call me Snoop Dogg and I can raise your arm
So any MC that disagree with me
Step up and watch your muthafuckin ass meet defeat

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Snoop? (What?) Now you got platinum on your walls
While other fools stare and, scratch their balls (What?)
They wanna be like you, they wanna try to steal your flow
Now (What up?) Yo, why is that so?

[Snoop Dogg]
It's like everywhere I look, and everywhere I go
Some bitch ass nigga tryin to steal my flow
But I don't pay em no attention
Oh, should I mention?
I'm all about the money and ridin in cars with suspension
Bouncin, bankin up corners smokin dough
Smokin that weed, hangin out with my locs and folks
Don't give a fuck about nothin at all
That's why I'm known to the world as big motherfuckin Snoop Dogg
Nigga

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Snoop Dogg everybody!
Now we gotta bring a close to the party
(Already? What?)
Thanks Violent J (Sure) My loc
And thanks Snoop for that bag of smoke (Get down)
Join us next time for the show
We'll have that one bitch from Letters to Cleo
(Granny!) That's it for now, I'm out this bitch
Ay yo Gangsta Funk, show em how you got rich!





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Insane Clown Posse The Shaggy Show Comments
  1. Kenzaroo

    PLAYA HATERS DEGREE

  2. Jhonny Appleseed

    This is the only ICP album I like, and it's funny, b/c I can't tell anyone because everything they did after is so fucking embarrassing.

  3. Yvonnedolyn Ortega

    Oh hell yea!!

  4. Young Che

    Get offfff meeeee!

  5. Young Che

    If I don’t hurry up and get me some ass i might bust this nut on your tv glass #ViolentJ

  6. Matt Well

    Snoops part doesn't even make sense. He just rapped every cliche in rap and didn't even answer shaggys question

    Jordan Lummis

    That verse was recorded months before. He did it on the fly. Never met them in person just the manager. They had to shell out thousands for that verse. Snoop didn't really fuck with them like that 🤣😂😂

    Jordan Lummis

    How old are ya? Lol this was a clowning song.

  7. EvilDeadRecordsVideo

    snoop doggs verse was complete garbage I can't believe they paid him for that shit. he should of been paying them

  8. Death Troopers

    Fuck Kanye, ICP rules!!!

  9. ShineBoy

    This is legendary.. icp snoop collab

  10. Ralph Cho

    Snoop dogg rules

  11. dajosh42069

    @ 1:40
    Fucking AMAZING...
    "MAAN FUCK DAT FINE-ASS HOE!", "SHI, I MIGH BE UGLY, BUT LEAS I AIN' GOT NO MONEY" & "JUS CUZ HE GODA CAR HE WANA B DRYVN d'AT BITCH!".

    Can't even describe how hard I was laughing the first time I heard that

  12. ghostdtx

    Been bumpin since it came out
    Still bumpin in 2019

  13. Racheal Venegas

    *Gawd Damn Hawt*

  14. John Barton

    Man it's 2019 and I still like my chili hot

    ghostdtx

    Goddamn Hot
    Ask for it by name

    Rezin 47

    As a matter of fact I like my chili so goddamn hot that you can cook a hog's ass in a spoonful

  15. l34052

    Comedy is one of the things hip hop is missing today.

  16. Yankee allday

    U can cook a hogs ass in a spoon full lol

  17. Billy Rigby

    Yo, I might be ugly but at least I ain't got no money!

  18. Lil Flamingo

    CLASSICS!

  19. Bobby Cigarillo

    13 player haters disliked this video

  20. NocturNal Lilith

    I may be ugly but at least I don't have a car

    lol

  21. Phillip Willms

    Great song still get today

  22. ashLey gruVer

    Hilariousness 😂

  23. BeeSlytherin394

    Should i play some for all of you? Hell no

  24. zenobia decrespin

    player haters degree quoted daily in my house!!

  25. YEH

    WUTUP YALL!!

  26. Rawr39462

    I'm the one laughing in the background 😂😂😂😂😂

  27. Farfy McDoogle

    Still funny after all these years.

  28. Shittin On U Niggas

    He goes ah ha ha ha ha and all that.

    Shittin On U Niggas

    I like hat kid Violent J

    OnlyTheFinestKush

    AP73 my mom's new bf laughs just like fat pat. it's fucking hilarious.

    Shittin On U Niggas

    i would fucking die if i heard anyone laugh like that dude.

  29. UnwantedStudios3

    snoop got 40k for this....sheesh

    MrSFblack

    As Shaggy said himself "the game is to be sold,not to be told"

    Wesley Mitchell

    UnwantedStudios3


    doing some auto maintenance work, well before it becomes an emergency... duh...
    so, get outta my way so I can handle this?

  30. LurKiiN Gaming

    LMAO How ya doin tonight "Just Great Shags ;-)"

  31. Julian Warren

    this was the funniest song I heard from them

    Paul Hunter

    favorite here

  32. Douglas Quaid

    Just great shags

  33. Jeremy Madrox

    2016 Whoop Whoop mcl mwcl I got amazing jackle brothers tattooed on me

    NothingClark Santa it isaAmerican

    Jeremy Madrox you got a j

  34. GHOSTFACE SKRILLA

    I like my chili so goddamn hot that you can cook a hogs ass in a spoonful. mamas goddamn hot chili. mmm mmm that's hot, goddamn hot, ask for it by name.

  35. Pixel Porsche

    brings me back tho :>

  36. juan perez

    muffuckin snoop dogg? no way

  37. MrNotorius5500

    "I like my chili hot. As a matter of fact I like my chili so god damn hot that you can cook a hogs ass in a spoonful. When a workin' man such as maself wants a little hot fixin' , I reach for that bottle o'mommas got damn hot chili. Smooth tender chunks of chili beans fil'wit mommas hot bastard bacon bits and drizzled with just da roght amount o'thick savory sauce drippin' with noodle nuggets and texas tough onions. Mhm mmm that's hot. Got daim hot. Ask for it by name."

  38. Chunk Blower

    Whoop Whoop to still bumpin this in 2015!!!

    DRCGaming

    @Chunk Blower whoop whoop

    thegoof171

    +Chunk Blower Because the Wicked Clowns will never DIEEE!!!! down wit da clown till I"m down in the Ground!!!!

    Hondo Ohnaka

    Chunk Blower still 2017 ay yay! Whoop Whoop my ninjas!

    Lindsay Jones

    2018 whoop whoop!!

    Chris Terrell

    2019 fam lol

  39. Haiven Sinard

    Awesome and funny song

  40. Brian Marquet

    Classic

  41. Kerry McCubbin

    I must express angst due to the fact you own a motor vehicle, and feel a need to operate it within my visual range.

  42. Baad Season

    funniest damn song

    Ricky Ray

    +Baad Season Bitch I may be ugly but at least I aint got no money! =P

  43. Mituna-Senpai/ Psiioniic Captor/karkat Vantas

    juggolo family for ever

  44. logan mccarthy

    fat patt ha ha

  45. wolfservant5

    First bitch boys