Insane Clown Posse - Slim Anus (Eminem Diss) Lyrics






These stupid Earthlings cannot even get along with each other!

Eminem huh?
You wanna diss us?
You wanna diss Insane Clown Posse and Twiztid?
Well here goes a remix
From us to you
This is the truth about Slim Anus...

Hi, my name is what?
My name is who?
My name is Slim Anus
Hi, my name is huh?
My name is what?
My name is the fudgepacker
Hi, my name is what?
My name is who? (Excuse me)
My name is the nutlicker
Hi, my name is what? (Can I have the attention of your ass?)
My name is who?
My name is the buttsniffer

Hi, kids! Do you like Anus?
I let Dr. Dre fill up my butt for one chance to be famous (Uh huh)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did (Yeah)
Try acid and get your butt pumped out like I did
My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight
But I can't figure out which Backstreet Boy I wanna impregnate?
And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a cutie (Uh huh)
I'll give you a deal let me up in that booty" (OK!)
Well since age 12 I felt like I'm someone else
Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt (Yup)
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
She don't know how to do Tommy Lee
I'd suck his dick off

Hi, my anus who?
My anus what?
My anus it gets tapped dawg
Hi, my anus
My anus
My anus every now and then gets plugged up
Hi, my anus
My anus
My anus is occasionally reamed out
Hi, my anus who?
My anus what?
My anus really needs to be filled up

My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high
I told him to take his pants off, hooked him up, he let me slide
I pinched his ass, he winked at me
He chased me around the desk, I told him come and get me
Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender - and I tried to feel his dick up
Extra-terestrial, runnin' over pedestrians
In a space ship while they screamin' at me
Let's just be friends
99% of my life I was lied to
I just found out my Mom screws more guys than I do (Damn)
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
She met Violent J I couldn't believe it when he slapped her
You know you blew up when the women rush the stands
And try to touch your hands but I need me a man
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph
(Dude can I get your autograph?)
So I signed it "Dear Dave, thanks for the support, nice ass!"

Hi, my name is huh?
My name is who?
My name is (They call me the pore plugger)
Hi, my name is what?
My name is who?
My name is the itch itcher (Excuse me)
One of radio's wonder boys
They call me the butt itcher
Hi, my name is what?
My name is who?
My name is (I've been called Dre's butt boy)

Stop the tape this kid needs to be locked away (Get him)
Dr. Dre don't just stand there operate
I feeled up my balls and buttcheeks
Anal lube got my ass greasy for weeks
Stick your manhood between my cheeks (Yup)
Am I cumming or going, I can barely decide
I just drank a pint of semen - dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
All my life I was very deprived
Dre's butt is too sexy to hide
Take your pants off Dre, I don't mind
Clothes rip like the incredible Hulk
I spit when I talk, I'll do any guy that walks
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
Sometimes I sit and wish Dr. Dre had a set of tits
Get behind me Shady and grab me by my hips
If I do that then I can't kiss you on your lips
By the way if you see my Dad
Ask him if he seen my spread in Gay Al's porno mag

Hi, my anus who?
My anus what?
My anus gets tapped up
Hi, my anus who?
My anus what?
My anus it's always getting plugged up
Hi, my anus who?
My anus what?
My anus occasionally reamed out
My anus it needs to be filled up
Your anus
Your anus
Your anus is always getting plugged
Your anus
Your anus
Your anus is always getting stuffed
You wanna diss us?
We don't even know you you little bitch
You wanna sit there and diss us?
You little bitch I'll slap your face off
That's what happens when you go up against the Psychopathic Family trick
You little bitch [laughs]
Slim Anus!





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Insane Clown Posse Slim Anus (Eminem Diss) Comments
  1. R.... R....

    I love Em but this is gold lol

  2. T.... M....

    This song still makes me laugh 🤣😂🤣

  3. I.... M....

    These guys just reek of dirty meth and stale faygo.

  4. B.... ....

    Best 👏 diss 👏 on 👏 Eminem 👏 ever 👏

  5. W.... C....

    This is simultaneously the worst and best diss track ever

  6. I.... L....

    No cap Rap Devil was better than this

  7. T.... S....

    Thanks for the support. Nice ass .. lmao

  8. A.... G....

    Hilarious

  9. G.... J....

    How could you come at eminem with something so wack...

  10. T.... M....

    *sLiM aNuS*

  11. E.... D....

    Now this is clever🤣🤣🤣🤣

  12. S.... ....

    "Ask 'em about the club they was at when they snuck out
    After they ducked out the back when they saw us and bugged out
    Ducked down and got paintballs shot at they truck — blaow!"

    S.... ....

    Ask Eminem about the time he paid $300 so he could be the opening act for the group on this Diss track.

  13. D.... R....

    ICP is straight trash but I can almost guarantee you that even Em thought this was funny

  14. S.... m....

    Everybody turned in to rap battles specialists 😂😂

  15. t.... ....

    It was funny but a horrible diss they just basically said he was gay that's it

  16. U.... ....

    What is this in responce to?

    Cuz he sounds pretty mad for someone who didnt do any about it in the streets cuz Em still blew up.
    What did ICP do. Just traded some original bars for homoerotic ones. 😬 yikes

    Was kinda funny.
    Marshall Ken Keniff skit was funnier

    U.... ....

    It was in response to Eminem for using icps name in detroit on a flyer for his show. He said icp woukd be there. They bumped into him and said we ain't doing your show and he took that as a Diss and went on the radio calling them fake and saying fuck icp buy my cd, so they made this. He responded with marshal mathers, they responded with Eminem ain't nothing but a bitch and that ended the Diss tracks. Later proof squashed the beef. Eminem still mentions icp on his later albums but not as disses just as name drops.

  17. A.... C....

    Greatest come back ever

  18. i.... ....

    99% of my life I wa lied to.

    I just found out my mum screws more guys than I do.
    😂😂😂

  19. m.... ....

    Damn. Now I see why they said Eminem got mad when he heard this. I'm pretty sure no other diss directed at him pissed him off like this one.

  20. H.... H....

    I dont care if you like eminem, this shit is fuckin funny

  21. K.... C....

    Whos here After nick cannons ass lick of a "diss"😂

  22. D.... B....

    So funny that the best track ICP did is with Bitting eminem's style

  23. C.... F....

    Hahah hilarious! But a 💩 diss

  24. X.... ....

    Here from vlad... lol

  25. D.... J....

    🤣🤣🤣

  26. D.... T....

    I don't see why so many people think this is a horrible diss and I'm an eminem fan just saying it made fun of him and was unique and original plus it was funny as fuck

  27. d.... d....

    Lol, i was wondering why em said slim anus in the title track for marshall mathers

  28. g.... f....

    Remember when we talk about this at school

  29. J.... D....

    Vlad brought me here lol

  30. s.... ....

    these are the only people that can probably have a real diss battle with eminem if they were popular but they aint and they fell off lmao

    s.... ....

    Fell off? Homeboy you're the one looking up their music 🤔
    These guys still release a Album every two years and tour every year 💲💲

    s.... ....

    Miguel Lozano boy Ik this song years ago I just remembered it because of nick cannon

    s.... ....

    @soldierofallah same lmfaoo, this shit goat compared to Nick and mgk combined

  31. S.... E....

    Hilarious

  32. G.... M....

    Better than nick cannon

  33. E.... ....

    This is the first gay parody omg

  34. A.... M....

    I'm here after the nick cannon em diss to laugh at the best em diss tracks ever created 😂😂😂

  35. h.... ....

    it’s horrible yet still a better diss than the one Nick Cannon made

    h.... ....

    this diss is pretty fucking funny

  36. N.... E....

    This is horrible lmao

  37. b.... b....

    i love eminem and i find this funny af still lol

  38. R.... D....

    Lmao but secretly thats who they really are 😂😂

  39. S.... ....

    It's funny because it's so stupid and tbh I kind of respect that

  40. b.... ....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6liIlIrQHDA

  41. b.... ....

    eminem pissed off icp when he was handing out flyers at ST andrews hall and the flyers said icp would be there performing at eminems show(maybe) i think it also said snoop dogg would be there too(maybe). the point is, you dont have flyers made saying a certain act MIGHT be there to get people to come to your show. this was before eminem was radios wonderboy and famous

  42. J.... S....

    this is y they are a forgotten band

  43. D.... m....

    😂😂😂😂

  44. a.... f....

    f**k icp

  45. J.... R....

    Lol. Dissing eminem. That's funny. Lucky it wasn't a few years later or he'd had ended their careers.

    J.... R....

    Ugh damn take a joke ffs

  46. A.... S....

    😂😂whoop whoop mcl🃏

  47. s.... ....

    i can't believe people haven't heard this one. we were listening this joint in scandinavia back in napster days :D

  48. M.... ....

    Driving after a pint of semen?! Watch out guys, we got a bad ass over here

  49. G.... T....

    This the only time I'd say eminem lost to a diss track

  50. Y.... A....

    he destroyed this with that one line on his 2nd lp. The way he flipped it was insane.

    Y.... A....

    Yusuf Ayaz Yeah, that one line completely rebuttaled this

  51. B.... A....

    I’m a Stan, but this is fuckin funny 😂😂😂 like

  52. A.... G....

    Wait ICP sucks though lol.

  53. b.... ....

    It’s actually kinda funny

  54. A.... T....

    who's rappin?

  55. R.... A....

    best diss track ever.. this will be archived for the future of humanity..

  56. T.... H....

    Fucking hell this is piss funny. 😂😂😂

  57. L.... C....

    Aged like wine

  58. J.... D....

    hilarious how they only changed like 25% of the lyrics

  59. B.... G....

    Now I need to find eminems diss

  60. B.... A....

    Arguably better than MGK but not really. Gay jokes getting bored after the first 5 seconds. I think this just goes to show what ICP truly wishes they could do instead.

  61. M.... S....

    Im a fan of eminem but this sh*t is hilarious

  62. S.... s....

    Eminem literally offered them a fight in the song marshall mathers

  63. R.... E....

    Thats classic its been years

  64. d.... d....

    Diss is shit but funny as fuck

  65. M.... M....

    Who is this guy whose voice is same like Eminem's?

    M.... M....

    Nathan Miller Jamie Madrox of Twiztid. Ironically, they’re feuding with ICP now or so I hear.

  66. B.... ....

    Now dont get me wrong, i am a long time em fan, but that being said, out of all the dumb diss attempts from everyone em has had beef with i find this one to be hilarious

  67. D.... ....

    Only career em did not manage to destroy:)

    D.... ....

    DividedByMankind R u sure?

    D.... ....

    https://youtu.be/XGSrs0QIUAc

    D.... ....

    Jai Kundicevic Thanyou

  68. G.... 6....

    terible diss but they did better than kels

  69. C.... L....

    Never Ever gets old!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!

  70. b.... t....

    Haters gonna hate. Icpenis is trash

  71. T.... C....

    Lmao god I love icp

  72. A.... H....

    ”I just drank a pint of semen, dare me to drive?” LMAO

  73. S.... K....

    Damn when he said "anus" i felt that

  74. j.... g....

    this is awful but i love icp

  75. J.... P....

    Wack but funny as hell, so is it really wack?







    Yes

  76. H.... G....

    Half the lyrics were wrong

  77. r.... ....

    This is offensively homophobic, as a proud fudge-packer myself. Not to mention, but this song sucks almost as bad as the rest of their catalog...

    r.... ....

    Bruh eminem been using the word "fag" in his songs many times and don't call your self "rocknrollboise"if you only listen to hip hop dumb poser

  78. W.... J....

    Silly but funny as fuck haha

  79. R.... P....

    Now this is a proper diss track. Eminem could never reply to this like he did in his other beefs. Probably the only beef he lost.

  80. T.... G....

    This is gay

  81. T.... F....

    Homophobic but hilarious 😂😂😂😂

  82. N.... T....

    To be fair, this isn’t really a diss, they just called him gay over and over. But it’s still fucking funny

  83. Z.... H....

    This diss was so trash but hilarious 😂

  84. S.... ....

    My anus

  85. i.... s....

    This is fucking hilarious

  86. J.... S....

    The disses on this song are somehow better than mgks attempt lol

  87. R.... ....

    "Slim anus. Damn right slim anus, I don't get fucked in mine like two little flamin' faggots."

  88. D.... K....

    They said eminem would suck tommy lee and I'm pretty sure thats not true eminem said for mgk to keep mgks dick in eminem mouth so its backwards lmao

  89. M.... D....

    Slim Anus Dame right slim Anus Cause I dont get fucked in mine like you two little flaming faggots

  90. K.... S....

    Damn M got murdered

  91. N.... ....

    ...when the small guy, disses the big guys, then the small guy becomes the god. It's still a really good diss.

  92. P.... H....

    XD this was so bad I died laughing. Eminem could make a better dis than this in his sleep

  93. J.... A....

    This shit is so wack but funny as well. 🤣

  94. h.... t....

    I think the best response was “Slim Anus?You damn right Slim Anus!I don’t get fucked in mine like you by two little flaming faggots!”

  95. V.... ....

    “and i don’t need help from D12 to beat up two females, in make up who may try to scratch me with lee nails”

    😂these fags sucked ems dick ahaha

  96. A.... B....

    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  97. R.... Z....

    It’s funny but a absolutely terrible diss track. These playground insults are the best they can do 😂😂