Insane Clown Posse - Pumpkin Carver Lyrics
Hey, money got a big ass head
Folded like a, like a stop sign
Fuck dog, ey, we gotta go get that motherfuckin' ball of brains
You know what I'm sayin', fuck that, yeah
Squeezing on a neck until it's all outta breath
You wanna hear me rap about being the hardest
Well fuck that, from now on I'm an artist
I carve pumpkins, chop, chewy
Slice, swing twice, stab, screwy, ooh-ee
Chewy, dooey, gooey, slop
It all starts with a quick chop, drop
Pumpkin rolls on the floor
Almost out the front door, oh, we can't have that
Cut along the hairline, bowl cut
Boing, brains, snippity snip all the veins
Snip, cut, what, what the matter, you don't wanna do it
Well fuck it then, screw it, you'll never be a pumpkin carver
Pumpkin carvers that be the hobby
So Cal, Motown, collecting bodies
Twiztid, Clowns and the Kottonmouth Kings
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
Pumpkin carvers that be the hobby
So Cal, Motown, collecting bodies
Twiztid, Clowns and the Kottonmouth Kings
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
What, you don't like this rhyme
I can't be on point all the time
Fuck, it's Halloween, I gotta make a living somehow
I'm a professional pumpkin sculptor, alright motherfucker
Now, first, hollow the container
Strike that bitch with a hanger
Whatever just get something, just get the motherfucker all hollowed out
Like you could fill it up with lemonade and pour it out the mouth if you wanted to
Never leave the eyes intact
They'll turn all blue and puff out and shit, wack
Always remove 'em but keep 'em handy
Cause they taste like candy
Psych, I'm only playing, okay now, get the scalpel
Slowly cut around the mouth, be careful
What the fuck! We needed the lip!
Here, let me give you a little tip, slow the fuck down!
Pumpkin carvers that be the hobby
So Cal, Motown, collecting bodies
Twiztid, Clowns and the Kottonmouth Kings
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
Pumpkin carvers that be the hobby
So Cal, Motown, collecting bodies
Twiztid, Clowns and the Kottonmouth Kings
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
Take a closer look you scary motherfuckers
Don't my jack-o-lantern look like your little brother
Neck nuggets what we bring, terror start to fling
Twiztid, ICP and the Kottonmouth Kings
Pumpkins are for bitches, I like my shit instead
Cause every devil's night we carving somebody else's head
When my meatcleaver chops, heads fall to the floor
Fuck buying pumpkins at the grocery store
Yeah, yeah alright, you done flexed some skills on the mic
This is my motherfuckin' little song here, right
Right, let's get back to the subject
Now hold steady, steady, steady, ready
Insert the blade along the outer eyelid
Very, slowly, I don't wanna look! Ah, you did
Okay, gently count twenty-five specmetre outer diameters, huh? A square!
I know it's hard, you'd probably rather just stab and chop
But you'll end up with a pile of slop
I've done it before, and them ain't, them ain't pumpkin seeds
Those are fragments of skull, oh, crunchy
Hey, never mind that, get back to work
Eating on the fuckin' job, you'll never be an expert
What you wanna be, a mailman, a plumber or a barber, no
Or do you wanna be like your uncle Violent J, a pumpkin carver
Pumpkin carvers that be the hobby
So Cal, Motown, collecting bodies
Twiztid, Clowns and the Kottonmouth Kings
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
Pumpkin carvers that be the hobby
So Cal, Motown, collecting bodies
Twiztid, Clowns and the Kottonmouth Kings
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
Make these motherfuckers sing fool
Kick 'em to the spleen, happy Halloween
I be burnin' Cali, southern voters always bring
Pletto from the ghetto dumping bodies in the meadow
When it comes to carvin', bitch, I'm sharper than Gepetto
I'm lovin' that stiletto, ask your trick or fuckin' treaters
More than thirty, why I beat and greet the homies with the Chiba
Ariba, I was born in this October
Now come press rewind, motherfuckin' flow's over, over, over
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Insane Clown Posse Pumpkin Carver Comments
J.R.B. DWTCFL MMFWCLFL WHOOP WHOOP
Happy Halloween 2019 fam
I play this song every year whoop whoop MMFWCL
They sound so young in this song. Time flies
my best friend and I got this at Hollow Wicked 1997 Harpo's theater 13 years old after the concert we were stranded and every person came out to my homeboy painted up as Shaggy gave nothing but love because his makeup was at perfection even had a prostitute holler at us I'm sad to say we didn't get with the prostitute I was all out of money
Hallowicked shit whoop whoop
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
Whoop whoop! This is the shit!
whoop whoop MWCLY songs fresh as FUCK 😂😂
Love this song, just regret that they didn't let Twiztid go on for longer!
That "Pumpkins are for b!?&es" line just killed it ;)
MrNodebate twiztid and kottonmouth kings could went longer
literally wanna do this
I'm not a juggalo but these guys have talent there is no arguing that!
@elbc562 nah dudd u sounding dumm af LMAO
Okay, you said you like them?? I think that means your a juggalo??
@megan_malice I don't think so. I have a soft spot for ICP, but I don't live that lifestyle.
elbc562 2 *years* ago probably hadnt sorted their feelings. it takes a special kind of unaware to try and downplay admiration for the sake of disdain.
There is no lifestyle
J.R.B. DWTCFL MMFWCLFL whoop whoop
I can't be on point all the time..... FUCK
Monoxide went hard on this
He owns free studio
pumkin carvers fearuring kottonmouth kings straight 90's shit I play it every hollows eve
Violent J at his best: visually descriptive lyrics, sound effects, and funny as fuck.
Honestly man this is probably my favorite ICP song - Violent J pretty much just loses his shit
im a pumpkin carver
BEST. HALLOWEEN. SONG. EVER!
Some OJ shit (Original Juggalo)
whoop whoop fam
what an amazing beat, defies logic
Happy Halloween!