Insane Clown Posse - Ninja Lyrics
What the hell's a ninja?
(ninja's posess a superior skills of ninjitsu, mu'afucka')
It is a branch os a Japanese samurai, a very old organization
Its origins are hundreds of years old, much of its history is being lost
not many ninja's exist today, yet they all have indomitable fighting skills
(ninja's of the indomitable fighting skills, of a ninja, a ninjer, a
mutha'fuckin' ninja)
no matter what weapons you use, a ninja will never die!
Damn I wish I could be a Shokon Samurai
so I could swing a sword and make necks fly
I'd go to school and ninja-crawl through tha halls
n' then I'd jump out n' stab bitches in the balls
cuz I remember these kids from tha playground
everybody'd hang around, we were all down
n' now they dissin' me, yellin', "fuck Nerdy-J"
I sit n' think at how it changed as I got olda'
as I think I draw a ninja on my folda', Ugh
what I would do if I only had a ninja sword
you'd see blood start flingin' on tha chalkboard
I'd tell tha whole class, "nobody move a jiggle,
first one that do I'll make yer fuckin' neck wiggle."
everyone wold start jockin', tha news would take my picta'
DAMN I wish I could be a ninja
[chorus]
Damn I wish I could be a ninja, ninja [X3]
Damn It'd feel good ta see people applaudin' [all X2]
After I was done killin' all tha yuppie fucks
all tha poor kids would come n' swing from my nuts
and I would walk home feelin' like a Samurai
I'd walk in tha house, and see my momma cry
I's ask why, she'd point to my drunkin' pops
he tried ta hit her again, but that shit STOPS
I kick him in his throat, you hear his neck break
I throw a roundhose and knock his beard off his face
I tell him, "Dad, now look at all your broken glass,
why don'tcha pick it all-up n' stick it in yer ass."
I watch him do it, "Now hurry up ya take fo'eva'."
when he was done I'd squeeze his butt-cheeks togetha'
"Now get tha FUCK out my house, neva' come back!"
I throw a chinese star, stick him in his ass-crack (Ahhhh)
I turn to my mudda, "I'm sorry that he hit'cha!"
DAMN I wish I could be a ninja
[repeat chorus]
If I could be a ninja, my daddy'd be dead, but
I still gotta go ta work, n' pay tha rent
I flip frenchfries for $2.25
Mr. Donny works here he's fuckin' 45
but he'd think he "da' shit" cuz he's da' boss
I guess he don't know that his life is a loss
I walk in....about 5 minutes late...
cuz I was tryin' ta clean tha blood off my ninja blade
so, Mr. Donny wanna try n' get up in my face
screamin' at me, sweatin' ova' this place
mad cuz I'm late, he's no betta' than me
just another bitch workin' for next ta' free
I thought him out, takin' money, just steal
n' cuttin' up his body, n' fry him on tha grill
but he's too fuckin' wack, n' I could kill dis bitch
n' I don't even need ta be a ninja
[repeat chorus X7]
Yeah, Yeah I'm a ninja, Yeah
FUCK that, I'm a Wicked Klown BITCH, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
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Insane Clown Posse Ninja Comments
That intro had me dead. Lol
"I throw a Chinese star and stick em in his ass crack" AAAAAGGHHHH 😂😂😂
J turned 23 been listening to this for 10yrs and then it was 14 years old DAMN fucking legendary
I throw a Chinese star stick him in the ass crack 😭😭😭😭😭
😭😭😭😭 shot dat nigga 20 times and he didn’t die
this whole album is forgotten freshness
eminem i better
Stars and ninjas are Japanese
WHOOP WHOOP!
I have been waiting 23 years to be able to see them. Finally The 20th I go! Whoop whoop!!
Lucky!!! I live in Alabama, and they NEVER come here! I hope you have a fucking ninja time my brother! WHOOP WHOOP!
Damn I wish I could be a ninja
I'mma do a round house and knock yo beard of ya fuckn face
This beat is dope
shout out Mike E Clark
I study the art of ninja...
WICKED CLOWNS WILL NEVER DIEEEEEEE !!!!
My all time favorite icp song. J killed this track. True ninja
The one video I did 8 years ago used this song.
Damn... Memories
0:55 for song
where twiztid got there label name from
Na they got it from big money hustlas lol
@Sensei Roachy just now realized that! "magic magic ninja's what"
Beat reminds me of bully, rockstar games
i like to dress as a clown and play real life fruit ninja nah im jus kiddn ya im at yo house fuggin your girlllllllllll :B
take my pictures damn I wish I could be a ninja
This instrumental is sick. If you ever wanted to know what Violent J is rambling about here are his words near the end of the song:
"There was a time when Ninjas ruled the world, and there will be a time when Ninjas rule again. That time is approaching us, because your guns, hand grenades cannot stop a Ninja. Ninjas will parachute from the sky. Ninjas will come from the sewers, from the shadows of night. Ninjas are in your dreams. Ninjas are in your thoughts. Ninjas are in your woman, when you're at work trying to pay dem bills. Ninjas will rule the world, that time you must not fear 'em. There is no escaping a Ninja. Ninja's are everywhere. I myself am not yet a Ninja, but I hope to become a Ninja very soon in the future"
Aaron Luffreno OH MY FUCKING FUCK. Been slapping this for 10 years now IM DEAD 😂😂😂😂😂 thank you so much mmfwcl 😭
Fuck yea bro
As I think I draw a ninja on my folder, huh..... Mmfcl to all real ninjas out there
The wicked clowns will never die! #1 favorite from icp
Andrew Applefunk as long as you can hit play they live!!!
I wish j was still like this idc what anyone says icp in their prime was really good.
All time favorite icp song
Fuckin love this song whoop whoop
Damn i wish i could b a ninja but im a juggalo whoop whoop
colt reynolds juggalos are ninjas
whoop whoop
And now they dissin me yellin "Fuck dirty J".
sample?
Potent Music 508 Buddy Miles - Down by the river
The chinese samples
everybody's kung fun dancing!! whoop whoop
@Sensei Roachy yeah. All that Chinese samples
a mutha fuckin ninja...creepin'the darkness,in the shadowz,reaping the harvest...of the beef. A God Damned cannibal,lick the blood out of my hand....dim mak.
ninja is my favorit song cus iam a ninja this is ninja k whoop whoop
very underrated icp song .
I like the intro, makes me laugh when i'm stoned. Very good song though!
Tyy Rope hell yea lol. and yea it is a good song the beat is dope .
one of my fav personally
Shane Smith this whole album is underrated
Evan Jensen *EP