Insane Clown Posse - Never Had It Made Lyrics






First I was born young and healthy
I told my mother one day I'd be wealthy
Can't forget my first day at school
Got stabbed in the head with a pencil, but it's cool
Get my education
A job and a family, a good reputation
And what about grade two?
Got shot in the neck and the bullet went straight through
But I'm packing a textbook
Don't fuck with me cuz I'm going to grade three
Thank god it's lunch in a minute
Bit into my hot dog with a razor blade in it
And it cut my tongue off
But I know how to multiply so what's up, boss
Finally had to step out
I dropped out of school when they ripped my neck out
Who knows where the road led?
Seen a man with a briefcase and no head
So I'm like fuck that
Show me a quarter and an ounce of crack
And I'm straighter than a fucking lightpost
I sold a lot of crack but I bought the most
Now I'm a basehead down on my luck
Roaming the streets and got hit by a Mack Truck
And thrown about a block
But I'm thinking nothing but gimme a rock
Holding my sign I'll work for crack
With my old-ass E.T. shirt on my back
And I'm sleeping in the gutter
Right next to Jam Town's mother
I'm eating dead rats in the street
I keep on checking for my ownheart beat
Now I'm weighing at a buck-o-five
Twitchy little neck and I'm barely alive
Got my first taste of life in hell
I ate a dead, shh, but don't tell
Excuse me, sir, can you spare some change?
I'll cut your face off and eat your brains
You know all about me
You act like you ain't seen penatentiary
Spitting and cussing and you know I'll piss
With these iron braces on my fucking wrists
And I'm heading for the slammer
Serial killer, all on the camera
First day, they broke my back
Next day, they broke my neck
Third day, they broke my leg
Fourth day, they broke my head
Swallowing kept on trucking
But there'll be no fucking
That's strictly for the soft
Seen a freak in a week and my nuts fell off
So I'm finna escape
How much shit can one clubno take?
"Stop, fool. Stop or I'll fire"
Shot me off and I fell in the razor wire
I'm all tangled up, cut cut cut slit slit cut cut
You don't love me, I really don't care
Tie my ass up in the electric chair
I got no family, I got no friends
I pray to God that my life ends
They thought that they had killed me
They took me to the morgue
I'm just a little stiff that's all, like a board
I lay there in my coffin, just chill and wait and chill
But then I jump out knife swinging all about
And motherfucking-mother-mother-mother-motherfucking kill
I used to wonder what life's about
Until it chewed me up and spit me out
Your ghetto created a psycho nut
Not just psycho psycho nut
Now I'm living in the walls of your house
And I'll die there and lay and rot like a dead mouse
I'm packing a sickle I'm on your roof and I'm playing the fiddle
You want me in a straight jacket
Cuz when I see a throat, I'm a hack it
Where I'm at? What's my name?
Somehow, somewhere, I got hit by a train
And it ripped my legs off
Huh, nothing but a minor coft
You can't get me I swing from a tree
Shouting and cussing and shooting at me
Everybody's end make two cents
A branch broke and I fell on a picket fence
I'm stuck and they're coming to get me
Rip myself off and I took my lungs with me
I'm stuffing them back in
Fuck! They won't go back in
Now my life's gettin' dense
Cuz my heart's still beating on a wooden fence
They shoot me up and down
Thinking thinking thinking clown
Wicked wicked wicked clown
You wanna know all about a wicked clown I never had it made...





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  1. E.... F....

    Just chill wait and Chili
    ...... 2020 whoop 2x

  2. h.... ....

    J's rant at 03:35 is epic.

  3. S.... C....

    you wanna know, I never had a maid

  4. C.... ....

    Black Sabbath and Beastie Boys in one song

  5. r.... a....

    I sold alot og crack but i bought the most

  6. j.... c....

    Excuse me sir could ya spare some change I'll cut ya face off and eat ya brain

  7. S.... S....

    Any last words before your sentence? Yea ya muda!😂👍

  8. S.... ....

    This whole album is OG at 0.75 speed. Matches Riddlebox, Ringmasters, etc slower rhyme/beats

  9. D.... H....

    You have any last words my son? Yes father, I do. SO WHAT?!! *Electrocution*

  10. J.... B....

    Fuck they won't go back in...

  11. v.... s....

    Dont fuck with meIm going to grade 3

  12. D.... B....

    Fuck the fuck yeah! Free the clown!!!!

  13. H.... j....

    Man , but yet I created a psyco nut, not just psyco but psyco nut,........

  14. D.... D....

    this cds the shit

  15. H.... W....

    but i know how to multiply so whats up boss?? (who ever thumbs downs this jam can straight fuck off)

  16. J.... K....

    666 likes

  17. S.... ....

    Been listening to icp for 20 years this is js best song.. fucking love

  18. H.... t....

    Wait, man! Let me explain, dawg!

  19. D.... C....

    "Wizard" is a nice touch to this song. Great selection!

  20. R.... B....

    ate a dead man's shhhh but don't tell

  21. D.... B....

    I ate a dead man but shhh don't tell

  22. H.... F....

    a partir de 3:40
    ▶▶ parfait

  23. J.... W....

    So what?!?!?

  24. J.... J....

    I used to wonder what life's about

    Til it chewed me up, and spit me out

    J.... J....

    Jameson Jeffery Your ghetto created a psycho nut. Not just psycho, psycho nut.

    This has gotta be one of their best tracks, imo.

    J.... J....

    @Lakota Raiders Football I agree 100% The lyrics are awesome, the change of beats are on point and bump, and J's voice is perfect for singing it.

    J.... J....

    @ChiTwn Juggalo whoop whoop #815

  25. J.... O....

    Why champtown's mudda?

  26. N.... R....

    very under-rated song mmfcl

  27. C.... C....

    "but I know how to multiply so whats up boss?"

  28. e.... h....

    I used to wonder what life's about till it chewed me up and spit me out

  29. B.... ....

    dope as fuck!!!

  30. S.... G....

    Underrated album. #IndieRaps

  31. D.... T....

    My coined Hip-Hop Yearzzz... much LUV from Germanay!

  32. O.... M....

    Yo Jacob Baugh bitch I'm Galactus!

  33. j.... w....

    and my nuts fell off

  34. L.... �....

    SO WHAT??!!!!!

  35. S.... k....

    Show me a corner and an ounce of crack and I'm straighter than a fucking lightpost

    S.... k....

    I sold alota crack but I bought the most

    S.... k....

    How much shit can one clepto take?

  36. A.... O....

    questioning why I have not got a Hatchet Man tattoo yet...

    A.... O....

    @Adam O'Brien 11 months later, you get it yet? Make sure you find a good artist if not.

    A.... O....

    you get it yet?...

    A.... O....

    Yeah. Got it ages ago. Sorry, I forgot about this post.

    A.... O....

    First ever tat

  37. E.... ....

    EFB 562 ST6 HLD EFB WHOOP WHOOP

  38. E.... D....

    Dogbeats..they were called inner city posse. Ya ll rookies...how bout smiley or awesome dre..ez b and los, kaos n mystro...speak on detroit rap when you know...

    E.... D....

    natas-esham

    E.... D....

    Danny K

  39. D.... b....

    2:17 Life in prison motherfuckaa!

    D.... b....

    Dan bialach yo mudda!

  40. a.... ....

    ICP was the shit in 1990? that's weird, Dog Beats didn't even come out until 1991. You must've been listening to the karaoke tapes that rarely circulated outside of their friends.

  41. A.... R....

    you spelled it wrong

  42. A.... R....

    na nc

  43. j.... ....

    he spelled it wrong. and you from indy?

  44. J.... D....

    Violent J can't do his old voice anymore. He got to old.

  45. J.... D....

    Whoop. whoop! MMWCL!

  46. l.... ....

    no, don't freak out.. here's what ya do... northwestfrontorg
    MMFWCL

  47. A.... R....

    juggalettes?

  48. j.... ....

    juggalets?

  49. R.... M....

    whoop whoop where my juggalits

  50. G.... O....

    whoop whoop

  51. K.... T....

    Whoop Whoop

  52. �.... �....

    the "son" is actually suppose to represent a slave....

  53. o.... ....

    HELL'S YEA, FAM!

  54. d.... ....

    this song sounds so much better with a sub in your trunk, fucking awsome

  55. K.... M....

    wow.. u too??

  56. l.... p....

    cutcutcut slitlit

  57. o.... ....

    "spittin' and cussin' and u know i'm pissed with these layered braces on my fuckin' wrists. and i'm headed fuddah slaaamma, serial killa, all on tha camera." dope ass bass line!

  58. j.... ....

    dont fuck wit me cuz im goin 2 grade 3

  59. t.... ....

    Black Sabbath sample! Awesome

  60. D.... ....

    One of my all-time favorite ICP songs, ever! show me a quarter and an ounce of crack and I'm straighter then a lightpost- I sold a lotta crack, but I bought the most! ;)

  61. T.... L....

    whut part of MI and how old r u???????

  62. E.... ....

    That is a C.O.C skit TheDemonicJuggalette right...
    -R1Alcatraz

  63. j.... ....

    Classic....

  64. o.... ....

    ever since i was like 10, i've LOVED that bass line startin at 2:19. shit's dope as hell. best album by the wickit clowns by far, people. recognize. JUGGALOS TILL DEATH.

  65. K.... ....

    its dope how many times J switches his voice/flow up in this song...along with the beat changing...Shaggys interlude/skit parts are hilarious as well..."LIFE IN PRISON MUTHAFUCKA!"...classic song

  66. R.... J....

    @1717juggalotus gotta wonder how that skit would go if they wrote it later on down the road

  67. F.... ....

    I remember listening to this when I was 8-9..Never been a juggalo but i respect the lifestyle

  68. j.... r....

    @iamsomerandomdude it may have been stupid the way they went about it was but the meaning wasnt

  69. R.... J....

    @1717juggalotus yeah i agree. bang pow boom was decent but miracles was fucking stupid

  70. R.... J....

    the skit at the end kinda ruins the song...

  71. R.... J....

    love icp, especially the old. Carnival wasnt there best work, but this is easily one of the best songs they ever made

  72. R.... J....

    @fudgebar15 became a juggalo? juggalo is who you are, not something you become. i think the saying your lookin for is "realized i was a juggalo"

  73. n.... ....

    i like this song :)

  74. j.... r....

    Ok this song is the shit....ive been down for about 13 years i love the old shit the best but the new shit is still good they changed yes but the are older u cant do the same shit forever

    j.... r....

    8 years later.. Lmao

  75. G.... ....

    @donwest420 i just became a Juggalo like 5 months ago and i agree old ICP is much better

  76. c.... ....

    sum real old skool underground shit right here dam i havent heard this shit in years

  77. G.... S....

    dad: "boy!"

    son: "yea pa?"

    dad: "run an fetch your sister im a little horny over here."

    son: "Yes'm."

    dad: "get goin."

    son: "Imma gettin imma gettin!"

    WHOOP WHOOP MMFWKL HOMIES! JUGGALETTE FOR LIFE!

  78. r.... ....

    my favourite part is when 3:41 kicks in

  79. M.... H....

    @donwest420
    FUCK YEAH MAN! New guys on this miracles shit, I'll tell you whats a miracle, that they didn't kill themselves after makin that song. Look man, I'm a juggalo too, but fuck sake Miracles? I hate people thinkin ICP and Juggalos are on some pussy shit cuz of that song.

  80. T.... ....

    @donwest420

    Hell yeah ninja. I miss this shit.

  81. L.... �....

    4 IDIOTS ARE TOTAL BITCHES THAT DON'T GET THIS RAP AT ALL

  82. J.... ....

    Great song. MCL!

  83. g.... d....

    I sold a lot of crack, but i bought the most!!!

  84. l.... ....

    One of my favorites.

  85. f.... h....

    i love this song relate much lol

  86. b.... ....

    Wicked shit ahead of it's time!

  87. n.... g....

    @skulface83 did u like milenko

  88. V.... L....

    @VEDDERisGOD lol me and my brother were dying when he heared that yesum lololol

  89. d.... ....

    damn this is the shit

  90. j.... ....

    SOOO WHAT!

  91. j.... ....

    @freddyhamletjuggalo na dude after hells pit came out that was it cuz they kinda ran them selves out of shit to rap about now its violent j sayin a peilcan tryied to eat his phone its just not wicked i need my fix of wickedness thats why ive started listing to other shit like insan0 and kidcrusher

  92. S.... C....

    @3ringsfreakshow whoop whoop

  93. m.... f....

    ICP 4 LIFEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

  94. P.... ....

    This was back when ICP was actually good, once milenko came out it was over for them.

  95. s.... ....

    no problem bro ;)

  96. S.... S....

    The jokers card that started it all

  97. s.... ....

    not the other way around , HOK snatched it from ICP ! this song was released way before HOK even existed!

  98. M.... ....

    @Fushwami

    aahh dude, thatks dawg...now im going to find out what the song id called...thanks...WHOOP WHOOP!!! MMFWCL

  99. i.... m....

    whoop whoop funny ass song