Insane Clown Posse - Mad Professor Lyrics




[Dialogue between Violent J and Couch Guy]

[Violent J]
I was never popular, this I'll admit, fuck school never liked me, Goo!
All the kids would always beat me, until I'm half-dead
Make fun of the size of my forehead
But that shit never bothered me, Mama and Mother
They had a lot of property
They had a science lab in the basement
And that's where my free ti...well, my time was spent
I made a mouse with a chicken head
It clucked three times: CLUCK, CLUCK, CLUCK!
And then it was dead
I made a lot of things though, like a frog with a turkey neck
gobblegobblegobble, it was the shit (yeah)
But I'm still lonely, I need a homie
So I collected limbs and made a zombie
I could've made a girlie friend
But fuck that, I got my girlie right here...yeah!

[Chorus]
You can call me Mad Professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me Mad Professor
We will rule eternity

[Dialogue between Violent J and a bitch]

[Violent J]
I used so many body parts it was crazy
I killed a whole bunch of mother fuckers , like what, eighty?
They all chipped in on my special friend
Everything helps, Even if you got a finger to lend, come on
I hear the other children playing outside
"Keep it down you little bitches, I'll skin your fucking hides!"
?Stressful?, this part is wack
Some how I gots to attach this nut sack
Shit! Fuck! I'm sawing off an elbow
Looking at the meter I'm like ?Quasar and Ziphalo?
Or better yet look out the fucking window
I see a storms coming, almost time to roll
Screw the head on, come on, come on
It's the thuggish, ruggish, bone
Okay it's time, hit the switch, turn it up a hert
Fuck! Shit! Didn't work

[Chorus]

[Dialogue between Violent J and a wrecker serviceman]

It wasn't always easy (Hell no!) let me tell ya
But fuck that, cause I ain't no failure
I put the shit with the veins and this with that
Wait a minute...(brrrt) did you hear that?
It's alive! I just gotta wake it up
Hand me that Rock & Rye pour it in a cup
Give it to his ass wait, hold up, pause
I ain't cleaning his draws man, fuck that
Get him fat, get him ready, it's almost time
Paint his ugly face up almost like mine
I see him twitching, I'm on a roll
He can help me tell the whole world about the carnival
Turn the hertz all the way up for this shit
And just wait for that lightning bolt to hit
Did it work? You make the call
Shaggy? (What up, y'all!)

[Chorus 3X]





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Insane Clown Posse Mad Professor Comments
  1. H Purey

    0:32 the shovel sound effect is killer. Haven't listened to this in a long time... brings me back

  2. andrewcampbell1937

    Make a friend like me...? Please.. lol

  3. johnna strong

    Shit used to get me in trouble lol lmaoo

  4. WDC-MUSIC

    This shit still makes me crack up 20 years later.

    Violent J is the most creative human alive today. The stars aligned for this man in such a way that it takes a true ignoramus to doubt that God blessed this man and was with him whenever he wrote a song or opened his mouth to rap.

  5. Colan Wiser

    Sounds like the life of a budding programmer/artist/musician.

  6. Case Nutz

    ICP or Eminem t shirt ?? I think ICP

  7. Case Nutz

    Wow I bought this album now I got a 4 yr son now

  8. Robert Leslie

    Mama n mother

  9. Richard Stapel

    Take a look a that upholstery “That’s pretty fucking nice maaann haha 2019

  10. adam s

    Man, stoned memories of high school with the crew...blasting icp,geeking out n just having fun...i miss them days, times were good then .
    Fuck these new times

  11. Nathan P

    2019 and ima still need them tippy toes

  12. Khione Brusotti

    Me in science class: somehow I gotta attach this nutsack...🤓

  13. Juggalo Comments

    Rock n rye is the shit

  14. Adrin Woods

    SHUT UP BICTH!😂😆😭

  15. D3AD Inside

    Like a frog with a Turkey neck wabababba it was the shit 👌

  16. XUGGALOトラッシュ

    KEEP IT DOWN LITTLE BITCHES ILL SKIN YOUR FUCKING HIDES !

  17. Winchester

    So this is how shaggy was born?

    XUGGALOトラッシュ

    Waddup yall

  18. Jon Smith

    "Fuck that,I got my girlie right here!"

  19. XUGGALOトラッシュ

    THE FUCK YOU THINKIN ?! 😂

  20. joggingup45

    11th grade tho <3

  21. joggingup45

    omgggg this song brings memoriessss

  22. suckmysquiggly ass! you knee gear

    Wonder if he got an A in science

  23. daniel paul

    Oct 27 2019 fam bam

  24. CLEVELANDSFINEST 744

    Its the thuggish ruggish bone

  25. Dennis Rrr

    Just listened to this for the first time in YEARS, but damnit I still love it haha. One of the funniest songs I've heard. Gimme gimme ya toes!

  26. Tre Allen

    Oct 2019

  27. 420crazywilliam012 Crazy

    Give me your tippy toes XD

  28. Kyle Ragland

    Wait a minute.... Pfffttttt.... YOU HEAR THAT?!?!

    Psycho Lawn chair87

    Kyle Ragland that part kills me lol 😂

  29. XjD- 82369

    And there it goes again from YouTube.......I'm jamming and stops cold wanting my attention to it so it get feedback......JUST PLAY THE SHIT!!! getting very aggravated bigtime!!!

  30. Eighth circle Of hell

    Any one listening in 2020?

  31. Ghost E

    THis song is whack... OF THE MOTHERFUCKIN' AXE< MY SHIT YO> WHOOP WHOOP!!!!

  32. Carissa Grubbs

    Gimme ya tippie toes! 💀💀💀

  33. Denzel Washington

    Was that Dj Paul???? #Mafia6

  34. The Fake Eric Mitchell

    I'm going to beat everyone else to it. I'm listening to this in 2020!!!

  35. LSB

    That intro is the laugh that launched a million cringelords! Fun stuff.

  36. Zee Kaos

    "The cobwebs are a nice touch" loool

  37. William Cole

    I've got a couch for sale anybody interested

  38. Dull Boy

    I feel bad for the artist of all artwork, lyrically and artistically, two artists who couldn't collaborate, because they got ripped off

  39. Doom Hakai

    You can’t take my cyaowch! You mothafucka!!!

  40. GLITCH MONSTER

    Some how I got to attach this nut sac 😐

  41. Krystal Chandler-Morgan

    "Gimme ur tippy toes"

  42. DEACONAP4LOVE

    That’s a real poster...

  43. illusionaryWaveLength

    Played this song everyday as i walked into middle school and high school

  44. Brandi Lester

    Hell yeah 😎

  45. Leviathan Bot

    Is it bad that i was raised on this music? i remember being 6-8 cleaning while my dad blasted this through our house lmao.

  46. airrunweskerv

    When I become a professor... this shall be my theme song.

  47. Mr. Froglegs

    Def the funniest ICP song.

  48. Anthony Figueroa

    Throwback ICP
    Classic Shit

  49. Kipp Little

    if someone smokes meth that is their problem. nothing us juggalos did.

  50. Nancy Johnson

    Marv michabama gunfighter

  51. the toxic alien 101

    icp juggalo family whoop whoop🤡🔪🍿

  52. Colan Wiser

    This song makes me want to be a scientist.

  53. SGTxSCUBA92

    TOY BOX! ERA OF THE 6TH JOKER CARD WILL RISE AGAIN :P

  54. D-Stranged Clown

    71219 come here u big fat mofo oh 🔴

  55. mylifeintheknifetrade

    The last ICP album that I enjoyed. Carnival of Carnage, Ringmaster, Riddle Box, The Great Milenko, The Amazing Jeckel Brothers, and all of the EP's that accompanied them, were great, then it was all downhill from there, IMO. I didn't like The Wraith. Even though some liked it, I loathed Hell's Pit. Yeah, it was dark & whatnot, but it was super fucking boring to listen to. Hell's Pit was the last time I bought one of their albums.

  56. hayden and caleb

    FUCK SCHOOL school never liked me

  57. dbabbitt25

    Not too long til Halloween. Love the goosebumps this song gives me.

  58. Psyentist

    Jay is fucking amazing. He falters and makes lists sometimes, but then he drops diamonds like, "I killed a whole bunch of motherfuckers, like, 80."

  59. Albert Servin

    Mad professor i will find a friend

  60. Mike Taylor

    Clowns of darkness, we don’t ever die, juggalo forever!

  61. Dead Child

    Gimme yo yippie toes

  62. Rooney

    I had this CD and *FOR YEARS* I thought this song was called Necro-fessor. Like, Necromancy-Professor. Never even bothered to read the fucking lyric sheet or song list on the back lol

  63. Sherrie Byers

    Hell, Yeah.

  64. just another viewer

    Gimme your tippy toes😂😂

  65. Ray Ray

    FUCK....SHIT.... Didn't work... LMAO 😂🤣 😂...!

  66. Jeremy Davis

    Hold up, I ain’t cleaning draws man fuck that 😂

  67. Heather Hopkins

    BRAHMA KING LUCIFER 1st SAID I HAVE QUASOR LEVEL... ya with limited BLACK HOLE TECH I CAN GO TO THE 9 th UNIVERSE (YESDOR - FOUNDATION) SPACE CORE 9,,,while we are in MALKUTH (SPACECORE10) THE VOID (BUT REMEMBER LOVE AH AD (THE LORD)......

  68. Rigel Royal

    The juggalo version of Rocky Horror Picture Show

  69. Josh DeBruycker

    I love 3 wishes my ex #1 bitchin suk it how much times and mins late but I'm here

  70. Adrian Beletso

    "U can call me mad professor..!!"

  71. Sad.Catus. Gal

    I remember my mother would put this on in the car. And I get a bit freaked out since I have a wild imagination (still do helps with art)
    God. I never you the song was made from until now.

  72. LunarWolf

    gimme ya tippy toes

  73. Nerdzerker

    I love this song

  74. K G. B.

    We will rule eternity

  75. Zach Dimick

    Somehow I've got to attach this nutsack

  76. udoot games

    at 2:55 face changes

  77. Zax B

    Trying very much hard, South Bend rep!!!!!!!!???

  78. Abigail Bazemore

    Disturbing

  79. OnlineComrade 57

    Juggalo family from coast to coast

  80. Elly Wade

    Oh my gawd it's dirty......

    Elly Wade

    Shut up, bitch!! Gimme yer tippy toes....

  81. Jay Gilley

    You make the call,. What up yall

  82. Evelyn Cochenour

    Hey my mom loves your music but she kind of neglected me for drugs I wanted to kill myself but I listened to some of your music thank you

  83. ftp_juvenile

    I remember listening to this when I was little lmao

  84. Dill Hole

    FAPWAGN!

  85. Stephen Whaley

    I ain't changing his draws. Man, fuck Dat.

  86. Jo Andrews

    This was the first ICP song that I ever heard. I was in a children's shelter and had just turned 15 while in there. I saw an ad in Circus magazine for The Amazing Jeckel Brothers...I bought this album and Slipknots first CD. Both clown related CD's for some reason (even though growing up, I had re-occurring nightmares about Steven King's "IT.") Anyway, when I first heard this song, it spoke to me on such a deep level...I was a "Juggalo" instantly. Well, I had always been a Juggalo, but this was the actualization of that.This was in 1999. Looking back now at 34, I was obviously disturbed and disconnected as a teenager..and having kids now, it kills me to think that they would ever feel that way...That this type of music which expresses so much anger and rage due to the pain the world has caused them; would even appeal to them. This music gives such an awesome outlet to the teenage angst an outcast experiences. It opens the door to a whole world, a different version of reality. For better or worse, ICP intentionally; masterfully exploited that...Created a framework to work within and pushed that to it's boundaries. It's genius, really. But damn I was so lost.

  87. Lucas Shaw

    SadyaWhoop! 2019

  88. mike Abney

    Im sorry I had to give this a dislike to make the number 333

  89. Matthew Clements

    I dont need a girl friend i got my girly right here

  90. G Roland

    Like u love m3

  91. Miriam Parker

    My grand kids love this. I injoy listening dont mind im soon to be 62 may be old but not too Crazy yet

  92. Smak DaKat

    dont think us juggalos will see this album and others with twiztid in it

  93. Bill Bob

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    kallina hoodicoff

    I will rule eternity 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

  94. Pietra Kaplan

    YOU JUIST GUT TO LOVE HIS MUICES THAT HE MACK. ON HERE

    Pietra Kaplan

    That sume reail shite in life huh lol

  95. Pietra Kaplan

    HAYYYY YOUUU ALL REAMAERD THE GUY HERE IN PORTLAND ORGONE WAS LIN3S TO THIES SOUNG HE CHOPP HISSSS MOMMMMYYYY HAED OFFFFF....M0

    Pietra Kaplan

    It wass vere true